Mike and Dianna Strike Again & Live Reaction of the Draft Top 10 Picks

Turns out Mike and Dianna weren't done yet... So, we make sure that we can absolutely grill them and while that's going on we react to the top 10 of the NFL draft!

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

We're live. Live from the cave once again. We're live about to watch the draft.

SPEAKER_03 0:07

It's the it's the best day of the year. Actually, the first pick is in, allegedly. You know they're gonna talk about it for seven weeks.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

I mean, they've only been talking about Fernando Mendoza going number one for how long? I mean, Kirk Cousins was literally out here like, yeah, can't wait for can't wait till we've already been going over the playbook with them and all this other shit.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

But let's be honest. Episode 18's not really about to be about the draft at all, is it?

SPEAKER_00 0:34

It will be after, like, by the time we get done with what we're about to talk about, like all the real start of the draft will be here. Unfortunately, we won't be able to cover the entire first round. One of us has an early morning job now.

SPEAKER_03 0:50

This is true.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

So, but we will have like the remaining draft coverage coming shortly after this. We might actually drop them back-to-back days. We might. We might not.

SPEAKER_03 1:04

We could, we couldn't.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

Well, I guess we'll probably drop this tomorrow, and then I'm sure like Monday we'll we'll drop the rest of the draft combo. You know why we're here? We are here. Well, I thought it was a draft pod. My original intentions for the day were we were going to have a draft pod. And then shit hit the fan. Oh my god, in the worst way. Well, I mean, it was very entertaining for me. But for Mike Vrabel and Diana Roussini.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

Buddy. Just when you thought the story was gonna get buried, you know, he came up with a press conference yesterday about how he was gonna be more devoted dad, loving husband. Man, he was going to counseling. He was going to counseling. He's gonna miss day three of the draft.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

He's like, I'm gonna miss the weekend draft. We're gonna leave it up to them. I don't want to have much of a say because I'm gonna focus on my marriage. We're gonna fix it in a weekend.

SPEAKER_03 2:02

And and buddy, the pictures that dropped today, he was kissing Diana Roussini in a New York City bar. Shh. Insane. This dude's a scumbag.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

This guy's a scumbag. No one that I want to look up to. Look. And I'm glad and you know, it's funny that it took the shit today for my fiance to finally be like, I'm not a Mike Vrabel fan anymore. As if like the cheating on your husband wasn't bad enough. Or cheating on your wife.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

It's been going on for six years. That's crazy, dog. Maybe more. Who knows? Who knows how long this has been going on? Man. But I got some crazy shit to tell you. Let me hear it, dog. Bruh. Allegedly. That photo was taken almost exactly nine months before her first child was born. Are you trying to insinuate that uh look? That's not my grave there. Yeah, it's weird. Okay, I get what you're saying. You're like, that's odd, okay. What's even weirder has to be the fact that she named her son Michael. Is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

And then made a tweet four days after his son was or herself was born and said he said, I'm just looking at my four-day-old son Michael, and I just started to think, who are the best mics that invented the NFL? Jesus Christ. Hate to break it to you, Diana. It wasn't the one you were getting railed by.

SPEAKER_03 3:49

Man. I can't, I bro, it's hard to even believe this is real. Dog. They were doing it in plain sight.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

Imagine being an NFL reporter who's married. And an NFL coach who is also married. And just hitting the town like it's casual. It's dude. I'm more impressed with how it took so long for this shit to come out. Like, who sits on these pictures for six years waiting for shit to go left? It went left. Look, if that would have been me, I'm a dirtbag. That would have been my get rich quick scheme. Bro, I would have been in Mike Vrabel's inbox so quick with them picks. And Roussini's.

SPEAKER_03 4:34

Blackmail is a criminal. Hey. It is a criminal charge. You gotta be careful with that one. Bro, look. I'm not trying to go to jail.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I don't think I'll do well. They would rather cut the check than this have come out. I guarantee you, they would have rather cut the check. Like, bro, Diana Roussini's out of a job.

SPEAKER_03 4:56

Out of a job.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

Probably out of a marriage.

SPEAKER_03 4:59

Definitely out of a marriage.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

Her son is literally fucking named after her side man.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

Is it? It's not zero that that's Mike Vrabel's son. So look. The chances are not zero.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Do you go back? Let's just say he's like, oh shit. This is nine months. Like, I want a paternity test. Like the husband does. And he's not the father. And then they test Mike Vrabel, and he is the father.

SPEAKER_03 5:29

Do you have to go back and change the kid's name to Mike Vrabel Jr.? I think you should change the kid's name to the actual father of the child's name at that point.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

But if it's Mike Vrabel, he's already halfway there.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

I just, dude, that would be the most epic episode of Maori. It's no longer a thing.

SPEAKER_00 5:51

Nah, I'd rather see that on Jerry Springer. Yeah, I've got to say, bro. I want to see, I want to see fucking Diana Roussini's husband attack Mike Vrabel and get the fuck beat out of him.

SPEAKER_03 5:59

Oh my goodness, dude. This is literally this could be the greatest episode of Jerry Springer ever recorded.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

He'd be like, yeah, I fucked your bitch and I'll snap you in half. Oh my god. And he just beats his ass on Jerry Springer.

SPEAKER_00 6:12

And here comes Steve Wilkes making his return.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

So years ago, Boston had a the Celtics had a head coach. What's his name? Ami Udoka.

SPEAKER_00 6:23

And he current head head coach of the Houston Rockies.

SPEAKER_03 6:27

Yeah, he is he's back in the league. But he got caught cheating on his very famous wife. And he got fired, but they they canned him for it.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

So you think Rabel should be canned for this? I'm not saying that. Oh, the draft is actually starting.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

The Jets pick his end. Don't hear what I'm not saying. I'm not saying he should be fired. Because we know who the owner of the Patriots are. Right. I mean because here's some crazy shit. I bet you didn't know this. I bet you didn't know Robert Kraft went to the New York, I believe it's the New York Post before the story ever even dropped and tried to pay him off. Oh shit. I think it's the new maybe it was the Washington Post.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Should have collected the check. I don't know who broke it.

SPEAKER_03 7:14

But I didn't pay that much attention to it. Man, me either. Until until I found out that he was the ultimate scumbag.

SPEAKER_00 7:23

Man, oh yeah, bro. Mike Brabel's Stephanie. Mike Brabel's reputation got crashed.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

How do you think Stephon Diggs feels? Man, he's probably pissed. He's like, oh, I wasn't the only dirtbag. David Bailey goes number two to the Jets. Number two.

SPEAKER_00 7:40

And Raleigh's Raleigh's draft pick is gone. Crushed. Are we gonna get Are we gonna get Jeremiah Love in two-tone blue tonight? I said I was gonna get a Cam War jersey. I'm probably gonna get that anyways, but I will be picking up a Jeremiah Love jersey if that's the draft pick. I will also immediately be in the fantasy group or in the Dynasty League trying to make a trade.

SPEAKER_03 8:08

It's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_00 8:10

But anyways, back to Mike Rabel, because I mean, dude.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

It's over for him.

SPEAKER_00 8:17

Bro, his wife's I'm pretty sure his wife's gonna stay with him.

SPEAKER_03 8:20

That's fine. I'm just saying, like, his he's he has gone from one of the most likable coaches in the NFL to he's gotta be probably one of the most disliked coaches. I've got a I've got a hot take. You think he's the one?

SPEAKER_00 8:36

It's not really that hot. Not really that hot.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

You think he's the man?

SPEAKER_00 8:39

No, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_03 8:40

People are like, people are over.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

As a coach, as a coach, I don't like him any less. He's just a dirtbag person. Oh, I mean, he's still a great coach. I mean, here's the thing. And you know, he was like, Oh, I had to address some questions with my team. They was in there asking him, Mike, was the shot fire? Oh, man. They were like, hey, bro, was it worth it? They was like, hey, dog, why'd you they was probably they're probably pissed off that he's out here pillow talking with Diana Roussini. He's the mole.

SPEAKER_03 9:10

Man, he is the mole.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

But what do you think those conversations go? Here's the thing. My man got in my man got in front of a bunch of NFL players who also cheat on their spouses.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:21

He's just fitting the mold.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

I mean, come on, bro. Bro, I'm just saying that it makes him a little less credible when he says that he's like a great man of character and he wants men of character when he's not one himself.

SPEAKER_00 9:39

That is facts. I I can get that. I get that. I get that.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

You know what I mean? I'm just so glad this didn't happen when he was a Tennessee Titans head coach.

SPEAKER_00 9:47

I mean, it was happening.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

It was happening.

SPEAKER_00 9:49

Because a tweet surfaced today. Diana Roussini, it was the Tom Brady's tweet. She was like, the Titans are moving on or not interested in Tom Brady. We want to go with they're they're going they're in serious talks with extending Ron Tannehill. And it said per sources, and somebody responded to it, and they were like, Diana, are you are you fucking braves? Man. The answer was yes. But look, and you know, and my biggest takeaway from this is it almost makes me feel bad for men journalists. Why? Because like these, because you you gotta, as a man in this industry, your boots on the ground. Yeah, you gotta really like you really gotta create these relationships from the ground up. You know what I'm saying? And when you can be a woman and all you gotta do is be like, hey, for some stories, I'll let you fuck.

SPEAKER_03 10:35

Especially when it seems that you catch a savage on your hands. These women aren't these women, you know, so and then and not only that, like now other stories are coming out about if that's the case though, if she was doing that to everybody that she was around, then Bro, she got in a fierce fight with another reporter over Sean McVeigh. I I understand that. I understand that. I'm saying that if that's the case, then it's a real issue. Like that's an issue. Because it's not fair. No. You're leveraging something that a guy can't.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

I mean, I guess you could if you got a promiscuous head coach.

SPEAKER_03 11:17

You just have to like if he goes both ways, you know. You just have to hope that whoever that she's doing it to is a man of integrity.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Clearly. And look, uh look, we gotta go back through every one of her stories and be like, all right, who's the head coach?

SPEAKER_03 11:33

Man, was this guy a man of integrity?

SPEAKER_01 11:36

And the answer's gonna be all of them.

SPEAKER_03 11:39

She tells me that Liam Cohen, man of integrity. Now ask me why. Why? Because I remember Diana Roussini coming out before the trade deadline saying that it was almost certain that the Jaguars were gonna trade Brian Thomas Jr. Right. She obviously didn't get that story from anybody that was credible. So if she went and asked, Maybe she got it from the other team that they thought that they were gonna trade them to. Maybe. But that wouldn't be real. I mean, that wouldn't be a real report. That wouldn't be a real report that's like, oh yeah, we're about to trade for fucking Brian Thomas Jr. No, you go to the team that has Brian Thomas Jr. Like, hey, are you about to trade this guy? That is true. Like, I get I get it. Because it would just be pure speculation for the people that don't have them.

SPEAKER_00 12:30

Hey, my man was out here chilling out with her, and she wasn't even done up. He's out here looking at her in the in the hot tub, like, oh man, I can't wait to take you down, and she don't look like nothing.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

Man, she looked like a dude. She got she got very she's got very male features.

SPEAKER_01 12:48

I need to see Mike Bravel's wife.

SPEAKER_03 12:50

Oh, brother. I mean, oh, that's tough. I gotta look it up. Could it be an indictment on her? We can't do that to her. She's been done so dirty. She's been done wrong enough. Well, she's been done wrong enough. It just doesn't feel right. Oh! Okay. Give me what's the call here, coach? Oh no, there's too much salad. The call is not great. Oh shit, bro. Okay. You're saying Mike Vrabel made a mistake. But look, he's also got like four or five kids. Actually, he's got a bunch of children. Yeah, that's fine. He loves her. Allegedly. I mean I don't believe it. I think that this retreat is just something. Look, he'll obviously keep his job. Like, he's fine.

SPEAKER_00 13:46

Oh, yeah. They came out there and said, Oh, we talked with Mike and he's just so committed and all this other shit.

SPEAKER_04 13:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:51

Alright, the verdict's in Raleigh. I see why he went with Diana Roussini. Oof.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

Because his wife is not the she was probably a looker back in the day, brother. Like, yeah, I mean, I guess he is probably like 50 now. Yeah, like she was probably a looker back in the day. They've had a bunch of kids, like rough life, obviously.

SPEAKER_04 14:12

Oh, Jeremia Love to the Cardinals.

SPEAKER_03 14:15

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 14:16

Oh. The Titans are about to draft RV Reese.

SPEAKER_03 14:20

I don't know how to edit that out, folks. So I'm sorry for the loud screeches.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_00 14:26

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

Brother.

SPEAKER_00 14:29

Oh my god. Jeremia Love to the Cardinals. I'm glad I didn't draft him. He's going to a crowded room.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Chef. Yeah, okay. You think that they'll sit over here? You think they'll sit over here and not feed him? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 14:42

Bro, I want to see the Titans trade back here now. The Titans are not going to trade back. Okay, so so back five. Let's wrap up the Mike Brabel thing and we can do some reacting on some of these early picks. Now, okay, I keep I get it, Brabel. I get it.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

I don't get it. You're you're not.

SPEAKER_00 15:01

I mean, look, bro, you saw his wife. I mean, no offense. No offense.

SPEAKER_03 15:06

That's definitely.

SPEAKER_00 15:06

She probably was fire back in the day. Yeah. Like he She looks like when she was younger. How old was Diana Roussini? She's like 40.

SPEAKER_03 15:16

She's like, there's probably like a 10-year age gap there.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

Yeah, she probably had it back in the day. She looked like she might have been thicker than a snicker.

SPEAKER_03 15:24

Diana Roussini's nose is just off. That's what you would consider.

SPEAKER_04 15:30

She can't help it.

SPEAKER_03 15:31

It's in her blood. All that money to get the other plastic surgery done. She could have fixed that thing. She said, Mike wants me the way I am. Oh. Man. I bet she was hoping Mike was going to choose her over this job. Over, over.

SPEAKER_00 15:48

Hey, it's also funny that it's also funny that Diana Rossities over here, like, deny till I die.

SPEAKER_03 15:55

Yeah. Her uh, so hate it. And then Mike Ray was like, yeah, you didn't see what her agent came out and said. We'll we'll end it on this, but her agent came out and said when the picture surfaced that it was just a peck on the cheek between friends.

SPEAKER_00 16:07

Well, we have pictures that say otherwise. That's tough. Mike Vrabel said, if you think this is something that's laughable, he said, Any think of anything more than these pictures. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying, like, when the hotel pics came out, and he came out and he's like, Diana's like, oh no, nothing happened. And then Vrabel's like, Yeah, this that we were just hanging out, da da da da. If you think this is anything more than that, that's laughable. And then these pictures are like, uh, we're gonna show you what's really funny, then bitch. They're like laughable. You trying to discredit me? And I think that's what my problem is with it, too. On Mike Vrabel's point, is is like, if that came out, surely to God, there had to be more. Oh, 100%. So, so at that point, at that point came out.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

At that point, his best bet would have been like they both should have just been like, yeah, somebody's definitely gonna keep this going, I feel like. I mean, it shouldn't be people that there's people that don't like Mike Frabel now.

SPEAKER_00 17:08

Uh yeah, they I don't there's at this point, unless they're about to show me a sex tape, I really don't have anything more that I mean I wouldn't want to watch it, but I'm saying, you know. Buddy, you wouldn't watch it? Nah. Oh, this is not a good one. Nah, nah, because it's Diana Roussini. I can't get my box off to her.

SPEAKER_03 17:23

I'm tuning in. Uh I gotta see it this way.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

I got more now. Is Mike Brabell packing? Like, do we think Mike Brabel's packing?

SPEAKER_02 17:35

Pause. I gotta be.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

Or she's just a savage, bro. She might just be a savage. I believe the term that I said was she was getting all the scoops, and she was also getting scooped and flipped and tossed and turned and everything in between. Man, imagine how good the pipe had to be for her to name her son Michael after him. That's the craziest part. I think that's what, yeah. I think that's crazy. That's so savage.

SPEAKER_03 18:06

Oh my god, that's savage. But I feel bad for him. I think he's like, you know, what is he, six? Perfect timing, man. Six, he doesn't even know yet. He will. He doesn't even know yet. If this guy's an athlete, Michael, Michael, is her is is her name, I guess. I guess the kid's name is probably Roussini. No, it's probably her husband's last name, if I had to guess. I think she kept her last name because she's a journalist.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

All right, Riley. Titans pick is in before we go. The Titans pick is in. Is it Arville Reese?

SPEAKER_03 18:38

If if it is, I wished it would be Sonny Styles.

SPEAKER_00 18:42

Look, why do I have a feeling it's gonna be Francis Magoa? You know what? Look, and guess what? Honestly, is that the end of the world? I mean, dude, I'm so sick of fucking taking tackles. Is he even a left tackle? I'm pretty sure he's a right tackle. Fuck it. You just move JC back left. Man. Uh man, dude. I really wish we would have traded back now. What are the odds that the Titans do something dirty and go with like Caleb Downs? I mean is Carnell Tate a possibility?

SPEAKER_03 19:11

Oh, the pick is in. Look at look at Robert Sullivan.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

Robert looks excited. Man, look at there's look at the lack of hair in the building.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

There's a lot of bald men in that room.

SPEAKER_00 19:21

And the shield in the background. And it does look good when it's massive. Pause. That sounded weird. But the shield does look good.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

The shield does look good. Hey man, we might need to end this thing early.

SPEAKER_01 19:39

Nah, man. We're just having fun, dog. We gotta react. It's the draft, baby.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

The Titans. This is it.

SPEAKER_01 19:45

The pick is in.

SPEAKER_03 19:46

Look at that. I don't like it. It's the plush pillow.

SPEAKER_00 19:49

I don't like it on the football. God, those jerseys are sick.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

The white looks so good. The people that aren't being able to watch it on video, which is all of you. There was a big football with the Titans logo. It looked like the plush. The Tennessee Titans.

SPEAKER_04 20:07

Who do we select?

SPEAKER_03 20:09

The moment. The moment.

SPEAKER_04 20:15

Carnell Tate! Oh my God!

SPEAKER_03 20:18

I can't edit that out either, folks. I apologize.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Carnell Tate. Carnell Tate.

SPEAKER_03 20:26

You go in.

SPEAKER_00 20:27

Well, I guess we can start there since we're Titans fans. Who? How do we feel? How do you feel?

SPEAKER_03 20:31

I feel like you feel broken because we didn't get Jeremiah Love. Yeah, I'm not a fan. I uh uh my phone is my phone's blowing.

SPEAKER_00 20:40

Mine's immediately. Yeah, don't I don't love it.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

He doesn't love it. I you know what? You get a guy, he should be a dog. You give you give you give Cam Ward a a real number one with he's got a solid number two, and Calvin Ridley's probably a decent number three. I mean, you've you got Tony Pollard, Tajay Spears. It it seems Hey, look.

SPEAKER_00 21:04

You know, you know what? We have rules that we follow, okay? This is actually an easy win for me. We Riley, we have a guy. We have a guy. Yeah. We have a guy. Because look where he came from.

SPEAKER_03 21:20

Yeah, dirtbag university, it seems. Jim Trestle. Urban Meyer.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

No, bro, no. No, no, he's not. No, bro, that's not it. That's not it. He's an Ohio State wide receiver.

SPEAKER_03 21:38

Yeah, I thought he was just an Ohio State alum. Seems like those guys are real men of character. That's cool, man. I'm excited. I like Carnell Tate. We drafted him first.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

That's kind of I can't believe that they went wide receiver. I don't love the pick because that tells me that you don't you just I get it from a standpoint of like, okay, now you look at the wide receiver room, and oh God, now I think about it, this has potential to be nasty. Yeah, what Carnell Tate, Calvin Ridley, Wandale, you still got AO and DK.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

Dude, no. You really, it's it's it's Carnell Tate, Wandale, Calvin Ridley.

SPEAKER_00 22:22

That's a crowded wide receiver room. Don't love it for I mean I love it for K.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

I love going in. Look, we talked about it. DK dropped a lot of balls. It's gonna be great for him to just be a special teams guy. I I like I just I don't know how I feel about it.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

Well, I can tell you how I feel about it. This is just kind of out of left field. Damn. I'm about to trade for him. I'm gonna have to trade up and draft him at two.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

You're such a man of reaction, you know that.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

I mean, I just gotta get a I mean, surely to God I can do something with.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

I I you know, it's pretty cool. I I'm excited about having a wide receiver. I could see myself buying a Carnell Tate jersey. Man. I don't know about you. But if he's in 17, ooh, that's no, he probably won't be in 17 if I had to guess. No, Wandell took four. I need to see him in put him in, put him in like 11. Yeah, I don't guess he'll be in 17 either in that DK's number. Yep. That's an all-pro returner. He can he can focus on that job now.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

Dude, I mean he was a big play guy.

SPEAKER_03 23:36

Let's just pray. I'm just glad the Giants can't take Jeremiah Love now. It just, you know, it really makes me feel good. It really makes me feel good. Because now Cam Scadaboo's back.

SPEAKER_00 23:50

Yeah, that's big for you in fantasy.

SPEAKER_03 23:52

Cam Scadaboo is back. It's it's big for everybody in life. Because if you don't like watching that cat play, you don't like football, that dude's a fucking horse running the pill. I'm about to trade. Ah, what am I about to trade? This man's trying to do a trade live pod. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

Hey, bro.

SPEAKER_03 24:16

It's crazy, bro. While we got a little bit of an intermission here, we we apologize for the bashing of Mike Variable unless you enjoyed it. Because if you did enjoy it, I would I'll I'll keep going. James Pierce Jr. is looking like he's back. Yeah, bro. That's also insane. And I don't it was a crash out, but the crash out didn't lead to prison time. It's gonna lead to him being back in the NFL. I uh that's uh that's kind of crazy. You got any thoughts on that?

SPEAKER_00 24:58

Yeah, bro. Um it really made me mad.

SPEAKER_03 25:00

It made you mad for a moment, yeah. It made you mad because he can afford a good lawyer. Is that why you're gonna be able to do that?

SPEAKER_00 25:07

No, my my issue with it is is this shouldn't have been an option. Bro, my man ran her down on a car and tried to smack her. If I did that, I'm buried under the jail. I don't respect it because it's almost a slap in the face to like like victims of like domestic violence, honestly. Now the only thing, the only thing that like first off, the dude's a dirtbag, regardless. Like, even if he's in the league, like the fact like he's gonna be suspended. No, for sure. He should still be out of the league, honestly. The NFL monitoring it, who cares? Like, the man literally, like, we're gonna give you this pretrial thing, so now all of a sudden, like, it goes away. Like, bro, like you know that this man attacked this woman with his fucking car.

SPEAKER_03 25:54

Yeah, and it's not like it's hearsay, like it's a video, right? There's a video. He also had what assaulting a police officer. He had like five different feelings, right?

SPEAKER_00 26:03

Should have should have Ray Riced his ass.

SPEAKER_03 26:05

What fleeing and evading?

SPEAKER_00 26:07

Yeah, bro. Like, you just give him you just you just give him a pass and say, oh, because we didn't, he's not guilty. He didn't plead guilty, he got a pre-trial intervention. But anyway, the only thing that like gives this any kind of grace for me is the fact that like part of this was like her like agreeing to this as well.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

Yeah, she didn't want to see his career ruined.

SPEAKER_00 26:28

Yeah, she better than me. The motherfucker tried to hit me with their car. You know what? I want to see him gone. She teaches and the city's trading up to six.

SPEAKER_03 26:37

She she teaches us something today. Forgiveness. That's what she taught us. Man, she had enough forgiveness in her heart for him chasing her in a car, you know, trying to kill her, basically. Man. I mean it's not like she's a big person. She's not huge.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

Right.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

Like her car's doing some damage. Who knows if she's even able to play her professional sport ever again? Man. You know. It's nuts, dog. But shout out to her, man. That's the bigger picture of it. He's a psycho. And they, you know, the lawyer, I it must be Saul Goodman. Better call Saul. It must be Saul Goodman as his lawyer.

SPEAKER_00 27:31

He's gotta be, bro.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

Because I mean, my man went in there and looked at the judge dead in the eye. And he said. He said, This guy had ten and a half sacks as a rookie. You think we can just let that rot? He had ten and a half as a rookie. It's unheard of. You know, so then the judge was like, I mean, though now you put it that way.

SPEAKER_00 27:56

Yeah. He's a Falcons fan.

SPEAKER_03 27:59

The judge says, you put it that way, ten and a half sacks is a rookie. I mean, that is pretty impressive.

SPEAKER_00 28:03

Well, I mean, I can well, I'd be wrong to lock up the next Lawrence Taylor. I mean, this guy. This guy, real potential. I mean, you know, this guy's at a Mark of Micah Parsons start to his career.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

Shout out. Shout out to James Pierce Jr. I let go of the Falcons defense because I thought it was dead. Shout out to me. Fucking genius. Fucking genius.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

Man. More news. George Pickens signs his signed his franchise tag today. Yeah. I have the prediction. Like as soon as that happened, I think I texted you and I said, or I put it in the notes, that he's immediately he's gonna get traded tonight.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

Yeah. To who?

SPEAKER_00 28:47

I mean, I wouldn't trade a first round pick for George Pickens because you have to turn around and pay him. So I'm I'm consistent in that. But I mean, if not today, he's probably a you probably can if you trade him for a second, like I can see that happening. Telling me he's getting traded is cool, but we'll know if he's getting traded if they draft a receiver at 12. Arvell Reese to the Giants. I mean, how many edge rushers do they need? Why you got well is Thibodeau gone now, too? No. Well, I mean, they're gonna trade him. They got to now, right? I mean, Arville Reese, oh, bro, that can be nasty. Abdul Carter. He's just gonna play linebacker. I can't even say his name. Abdul Carter and Arvell Reese. Or he's just gonna play linebacker. You like that? No, you like that?

SPEAKER_03 29:30

I don't love that.

SPEAKER_00 29:30

Weren't you the one that told me Sonny Styles was a top five pick? Man, he's not.

SPEAKER_03 29:36

Oh, is that your big win?

SPEAKER_00 29:38

Who does who does Kansas City drive?

SPEAKER_03 29:40

Let me ask you a question. Is that your big win right there? That I got Sonny Styles not being a top five pick, right?

SPEAKER_00 29:47

Nah, man.

SPEAKER_03 29:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:49

I mean, I was wrong about the Titans getting Jeremiah Love.

SPEAKER_03 29:52

Yeah, you were. You were. And guess what? The Titans would have been a way better, way better landing spot than the Cardinals. Eh, I say that. Cardinals, it'll probably be pretty good. I don't, I mean, I I don't know. It'll probably be pretty nice in in Arizona. They're not gonna be good. Don't don't don't hear what I'm not saying. But that should work.

SPEAKER_00 30:16

Maybe. We'll see. Who do you think the Chiefs are about to? Who do they trade up for?

SPEAKER_03 30:21

A wide receiver.

SPEAKER_00 30:23

You think they're about to draft Lemon or Tyson?

SPEAKER_03 30:28

I mean I think they go Sonny Styles. Maybe. Yeah, maybe defense.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

I think they go or they're gonna draft that corner.

SPEAKER_03 30:37

Brother. Let me let me tell you this right now. We're gonna end the pod if they draft Sonny Styles, because I'm gonna be talking so crazy.

SPEAKER_00 30:44

Why?

SPEAKER_03 30:45

Because he might not have been top five.

SPEAKER_00 30:47

But he was number six.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

But he would have been if the Chiefs were there.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

They should have traded up.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

So he's so fucking excited. I bet that is a good fucking feeling.

SPEAKER_00 30:59

I don't know. I wouldn't be excited if it go to the Giants. Well, it's a new regime there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:04

They I would be excited. Oh hard hard dog. Yeah, you got hard dog. You got Jackson Dark, Cam Scadaboo. They need a receiver. Malik. Oh, they got the tenth pick too. Yeah, Malik, Malik Neighbors. Yeah, that's a name.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

They might have the ghost of Malik Neighbors. Is he off of crutches yet?

SPEAKER_03 31:23

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Is he running routes?

SPEAKER_03 31:26

No.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

It might be the ghost of Malik Neighbors.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

It was no. Look, he'll have a rough first couple, like a first month or two of the season.

SPEAKER_00 31:35

Fortunately for me, I got a stable full. Yeah, he'll be fine. Dang, it sucks. I'm not going to be able to trot out Malik Neighbors week one of the NFL season. He's going to have to ride the bench till he earns his way back into the lineup. Dang, if only I didn't have Garrett Wilson.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Yeah, I mean, it would not be great either. The jury's out on Garrett Wilson. I mean, hey, if we're listening to you, he's going to have an incredible season because they're going to the Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_00 32:05

That's right. Him and Gino, dog. Yeah. Magic, bruh.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Yeah. We'll probably meet back up in the fantasy championship because I also have Breet Hall. What's good for the goose is normally good for the gander, bro. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

They said a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

Let me tell you. All right. So. We might have a bird in the hand now, Riley. Now, look, if it's bad for Garrett Wilson, look, on the flip side of that, it's probably also bad for Brees Hall.

SPEAKER_00 32:34

The good thing is, is if it's bad for Garrett Wilson and bad for Brees Hall, I still like my chances to get through.

unknown 32:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:43

I mean, I want to ship with Marv out here giving me goose eggs, running sprints, and they use them as a decoy. It's the beauty of fantasy football.

SPEAKER_03 32:51

It's the beauty of having too many horses. It's the beauty of fantasy football, brother. You wouldn't know. You don't look at the game like that.

SPEAKER_00 33:01

I am big in fantasy.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

He's not. He's not.

SPEAKER_00 33:05

I am a fantasy football champion. He is that.

SPEAKER_03 33:09

I'm a dynasty league champion. Man, we got insider, Adam Schefter. What's he been on his knees for today? Just have to assume.

SPEAKER_00 33:19

Hey, bruv. Diana said, what do you think Adam Schefter's done for the scoops?

SPEAKER_03 33:24

Dude. Some crazy shit.

SPEAKER_00 33:26

Nah, man. He's been, he's too, he's too, nah. My man has been a staple in this business for too long to be doing doing favors under the table.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

That's why the woes bomb stopped happening. He he said, I'm climbing out from underneath the desk. The woes bomb just had.

SPEAKER_01 33:43

He said, I'm tired of getting under the desk. I'm going to be an athletic girl. Well, that's too damn bad.

SPEAKER_00 33:52

They said that the NBA scoops ain't been hitting the same since Woes left.

SPEAKER_03 33:56

That's a fact. That's a fact, man. It's nothing against Shams. He's just not the guy. Shams.

SPEAKER_00 34:03

I think his contract got a. It doesn't matter. We're an NFL podcast. Yeah. We don't care about the NBA. We're a sports podcast.

SPEAKER_03 34:12

Don't label yourself, brother.

SPEAKER_01 34:14

The pick is in it. I told you. Mansord Delane Corner.

SPEAKER_04 34:18

What did I say?

SPEAKER_03 34:20

Boy, the Cowboys are sick to their stomachs.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

I knew it. Hey, he's nice.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

He's sick.

SPEAKER_00 34:27

I like him too because he's 6'3.

SPEAKER_03 34:30

Trading up to 6 tells me that the Browns were about to draft him.

SPEAKER_00 34:35

Who? Carnell Tate? No, Mandorr. I think the Browns made that trade because that they wanted to draft Carnell Tate. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

Thank you, Tennessee, for not sending Carnell Tate to Purgatory.

SPEAKER_00 34:48

Shit, him and Shador would have been going crazy. Washington's on the clock. Shut up. Shut up. Damn. You don't think you don't think you don't hate Shador? I do. I don't hate Shador.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

You fucking hate Shador.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

I don't hate Shador, okay?

SPEAKER_03 35:04

You hate the antics.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

I don't like my fifth-round rookie quarterback coming in here acting like he's fucking Pat Mahomes.

SPEAKER_03 35:12

Some people said he got blackballed. Would you agree?

SPEAKER_00 35:16

I mean, yeah, he shouldn't have been a fifth-round pick. It should have been a sixth. No, I mean, he probably could have been at least a second or third round pick. I mean, fuck, if Dylan Gabriel was a third-round pick, Shador should have been a first round pick.

SPEAKER_03 35:30

Yeah, that's a fair point. Look, the Saints were right, though. Everybody criticized the Saints of the Tyler Show.

SPEAKER_00 35:37

I mean, I think the biggest critic, like at least my biggest critic criticism of them drafting Dylan Great Gabriel was the fact that he sucks.

SPEAKER_03 35:50

Well, that would do it. That normally does it. When they suck, it's it's not great. I don't even think that's what I was fussed with.

SPEAKER_00 35:58

That's what I was talking about.

SPEAKER_03 35:59

It's not great when they suck.

SPEAKER_00 36:02

Shador, Shador's gonna be not would have been nice with Cardinal Tate, though. Well, he doesn't have that. So so let me get this straight straight. The Chiefs, the Chiefs finessed the Rams for an extra first round pick, proceeded to trade up to replace. I mean, I like it. You don't, you don't over, you know, yeah. Why are we gonna pay Trent McDuffie $30 million? We can just get a, you know, the best corner in the draft at $10 million.

SPEAKER_03 36:32

Yeah, when you got a great defensive coordinator, yeah, he's gonna be nice. They're obviously they obviously know what they like when it comes to corner.

SPEAKER_00 36:39

It's fat in Pittsburgh. It ain't Nashville fat, but yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:44

I mean, it's Pittsburgh, so I couldn't imagine that many people would want to go there.

SPEAKER_00 36:49

Well, in a town like that, man, they're probably still at work. They're probably still in the steel meal.

SPEAKER_03 36:54

Man, I don't even think the steel mills are a thing anymore there, brother.

SPEAKER_00 36:58

Shit. Them people still cranking out. Man, that's a blue-collar town.

SPEAKER_03 37:02

It is. That's what they say. It is what they say.

SPEAKER_00 37:05

They're out there making cast iron stuff.

SPEAKER_03 37:07

I watched a video on Instagram the other day of shit being on the street.

SPEAKER_00 37:10

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 37:11

People were shitting on the street of picking up.

SPEAKER_00 37:13

Can't stop working, ain't got time to go to a porter potty or a bathroom. Just gotta get it in where you can. Squat, let it go, keep moving, back to work. It's terrible.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

You should just, you know, put your hand down, man. No distractions. Not even a bathroom break around here.

SPEAKER_03 37:30

Who do you think the commanders take here at seven? Uh this is a pretty interesting pick. It's also a big pick for me. He's got Jaden Daniels. I would, yeah, I would, I would, I was really if Jeremia Love wouldn't have gotten drafted by the Titans. This is was my hope. I think of where he would have gotten drafted. I want to think they're about to go receiver here. I think so too. Debo's gone. I think I think Jordan Tyson's gonna be. You gotta get some.

SPEAKER_00 37:57

I mean, Terry McLaurin's getting older.

SPEAKER_03 37:59

He's 30. He's pretty old. He's getting older. It's it's old for a wide receiver. Yeah, that is true. Context. He's getting a little long in the tooth. Yeah. I just think that, you know, you know, a Malachi Lemon would probably work here. I think so. Seems it seems like the right move. Let's just I pray that they make it. They're probably going sunny styles. I mean, they do need defensive help. They absolutely do. Dan Quinn's. Here's a hot take for you, brother. Dan Quinn's not gonna finish the season as the commander's coach. Ooh.

SPEAKER_00 38:39

I can see that. Yeah, I I don't know. They'll probably at least give him I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_03 38:44

He makes the conference championship their first year. That means it goes sideways this year, and I don't love to say that. But you know, I don't one, I don't like that Dan Quinn wears his hat backwards.

SPEAKER_00 38:59

You like your the leaders of your team to be a hat straight forward kind of guy?

SPEAKER_03 39:03

I just I think it's a little childish. I think he's like trying to fit. It feels like he's trying to fit in. I don't feel like that's his true persona. He's trying to be youthful. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

I get it.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

Like it's not this isn't it, brother. Like, you don't have to do this anymore.

SPEAKER_00 39:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:19

Like people respect you because you were a decent coach in the NFL. Yeah. Like you don't gotta be the guy that wears his hat back.

SPEAKER_00 39:26

With the with the Dan Quinn thing getting fired, too. Sonny Styles. He was on there. It was Sonny Styles. But the thing about Dan Quinn, man, is it surprising how bad their defense has been? Because that's like when you're a defensive coach, you can't be out here trotting out an explosive offense and a bad defense. Yep. Because then at that point, it's like, what are you here for?

unknown 39:48

Man.

SPEAKER_00 39:48

Who's really the man behind the success of this team? Yeah. And why isn't he the head coach?

SPEAKER_03 39:53

And I can't think of who they hired as their OC, but is it David Blau? I believe it is. I believe it's David Blau, the former quarterback for the Detroit Lions. Okay. I don't love it. You know, you come in. I mean, you know. At least he said that Terry McLaurin's gonna see 10 targets a game. I like that. I like that for Terry. Yeah, I do too. I do too.

SPEAKER_00 40:22

Except the problem is which quarterback's gonna be throwing him those 10 targets.

SPEAKER_03 40:28

You know, it'll it'll be Jaden Daniels. Ah man, I hope he stays healthy. You and me both, brother. The Saints pick is in. Eighth overall.

unknown 40:38

Shh.

SPEAKER_00 40:38

What do you think? Oh, dude, I don't know, man. The Saints are a weird team because they were better than what a lot of people think. So like it's hard to be like, well, they don't need this, they don't need that. They just got they just got Achan, aka Travis Etienne.

SPEAKER_03 40:53

Yeah, I'm not calling, I'm not calling them Travis A Chan. I'm not doing that. I'm not either. There's only one A Chan around here. Yeah, I'm not doing that. That's fucking that's dirty. They might go Caleb Downs. To be honest with you, I think they're going receiver. You think it's gonna be I like Tyson would be good here. I just don't know. Like Chris Olave is nice.

SPEAKER_00 41:17

He had a great year last year.

SPEAKER_03 41:18

It's just God, the injury concern.

SPEAKER_00 41:20

I uh he was healthy.

SPEAKER_03 41:21

That's fine. Maybe he took a class from Tyler Locker.

SPEAKER_00 41:26

I mean, what he also doesn't have someone whose name I'm not going to say not throwing him the ball anymore. So there's no more hospital balls getting launched as well. Derek Carr.

SPEAKER_01 41:37

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

Derek Carr, is that who you're talking about?

SPEAKER_01 41:40

I think we might be 18 for 18 on Derek Carr references in the pod.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

We're definitely not. It's probably at least the last 10. And and good news for everybody, he's not coming back. Thank God. Can he can we stop talking about him? You brought him up.

SPEAKER_00 41:56

I said he would just wasn't gonna have a quarterback throwing him hospital balls anymore. You said his name.

SPEAKER_03 42:01

The thing about Derek Carr is, brother, is he's in the BCA. He does like a bag, and we respect that. We we do respect it. You even if you hate him, you gotta respect the fact that he loves money.

SPEAKER_00 42:14

You know, it's really crazy. We were talking about who was gonna be the surprise of the draft, and eight picks in, it's crazy to say that for me, it's the Tennessee Titans. I'm shocked. You're shocked. I'm in shock that the Tennessee Titans went wide receiver. I don't know if it's a good one. Because I like what I saw out of AO. I don't think so either, but it's just like, man, like I think that they came in thinking they were gonna draft best available. I think they came in thinking they were gonna draft Jeremiah Love. And then who was the best available?

SPEAKER_03 42:44

Well, he wasn't the best available at four because he wasn't there. No, I'm saying. I'm saying, like, that's who they thought was gonna be best available.

SPEAKER_00 42:52

Oh, Jeremiah Love. Yeah. Yeah. And then I feel like after they were drafted, they were like, oh shit, okay. Well, we still have to go offense. We gotta get Cam a weapon. I just don't love it from the fact that it's like, I wish they would have gotten rid of Ridley. No, dude. I want to see my wide receiver come in and be the guy.

SPEAKER_03 43:09

Here's what Calvin Ridley's gonna really do for this wide receiver. Truthfully. Show him how to put a parlay in. He's gonna be the parlay god. He's gonna be like, look, he's like, you don't want to get caught. Been there, done that.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

Let me do it.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

Been caught. He's like, don't get your homie to do it. He's like, you just need to create a burner account. He's like, you know better than anybody what's gonna happen on Sundays. And my under is a lock because I already have that in. It's what he's gonna do. That's so funny, man. Shout out Calvin Ridley, the gambler. Man, I like Calvin Ridley because he's a gambler. Yeah, me too. I'm an avid gambler myself.

SPEAKER_00 43:55

Speaking of gamblers, we're getting closer to the release of Paraguay. Relax?

SPEAKER_03 44:01

Yeah. How close are we?

SPEAKER_00 44:04

I get well. Here's the thing. Some people could already get it if they would have listened to the pod.

SPEAKER_03 44:09

Did anybody hit you up? No. Nobody hit you up.

SPEAKER_00 44:13

Nobody listened to the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 44:14

I can confirm we received zero fan mail. However, we did receive one piece of fan mail the other day.

SPEAKER_00 44:24

Shout out to them. Wasn't a fan of the comment?

SPEAKER_03 44:28

They said LBJ. Now look, that can go two ways. I know two LBJs. Man. I know LeBron James Jr.

SPEAKER_00 44:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 44:37

I know Lyndon B. Johnson. Yeah. Which one were they talking about? I don't know. They're both pieces of shit. Both of them. Both of them. You can do your research on Lyndon B. Johnson. He's a cunt.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

He oh he caught him the hard C word.

SPEAKER_03 44:53

Oh, is that a is that a forbidden word?

SPEAKER_00 44:56

Uh to some people, I mean I ain't no bitch, so I don't care.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

Yeah, me either. Oh, dude, the word cunt, the way the English use the word cunt, I'm all I'm here for it. They fucking call everything. That's a cunt. You being a cunt. Maybe they were. Yeah, well, he was. Well, look, both guys are cunts. I I don't appreciate no context. That's that's my whole they didn't even respond. They didn't. They didn't. There's a good chance that they didn't know who Lyndon B. Johnson was. Maybe I taught them something that day.

SPEAKER_00 45:30

They went and Googled it and like, oh, he's on some presidential shit.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

That's right. Look, if if you told me to name the presidents of the United States of America, I probably couldn't do it.

SPEAKER_00 45:42

So I could I can't name, I can name a lot of them. I can't name them all. Certainly can't name them in order.

SPEAKER_03 45:47

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 45:48

I ain't that smart.

SPEAKER_03 45:49

Yeah, if you could do that, you guess what? You're a psycho. I'm smart enough to barely get by. Yeah, me too, bro.

SPEAKER_00 45:56

Uh, but we were talking about parallax. I just wanted to throw in real quick that as of this moment, we're seven and two on the day.

SPEAKER_03 46:02

Yeah, I didn't bet today. That's why.

SPEAKER_00 46:05

Yeah, it's it's pretty funny that the only two days that we've had losing with parallax are the two days that you've been able to bet on them.

SPEAKER_03 46:14

Yeah, we might need to have the conversation that I'm the black cat.

SPEAKER_00 46:18

We're gonna ban Raleigh from the platform. You can just give me money and I'll just put the bets in for you.

SPEAKER_03 46:23

It's even a better time to tell you that come NFL season for 18 weeks, there will be Raleigh versus Parallax.

SPEAKER_00 46:34

And the good thing is with Raleigh's track record and being the black cat, it's probably looking pretty good for Parallax.

SPEAKER_03 46:41

Yeah, you can fade me or fade Parallax.

SPEAKER_00 46:44

I would I would rather fade Raleigh because Raleigh is not up 32 units.

SPEAKER_03 46:50

And you know, like look, it really takes some Hutzpa to do this because it's really putting myself in a bad position.

SPEAKER_00 46:56

We're gonna see how much ball knowledge he actually doesn't have.

SPEAKER_03 47:00

Like, I want to be a guy that they look at and they're saying, hey, that cat's got some BK.

SPEAKER_02 47:06

Right.

SPEAKER_03 47:07

You can't be out here with a terrible no free shout-outs to Burger King either. But not Burger King.

SPEAKER_00 47:16

Hey, look, you and Burger King have something in common.

SPEAKER_03 47:19

What?

SPEAKER_00 47:20

Y'all are both bad at what you do.

SPEAKER_03 47:23

You're a bad gambler. I'm bad at what I do, and I don't have a Whopper Wednesday.

SPEAKER_00 47:29

It's okay. Burger King has a Whopper Wednesday, and they are bad at what they do because Burger King's fucking terrible. Okay. You like Burger King. I don't hate it. Oh. I don't hate it. And Raleigh was the guy that went and got the 10-piece nugget for $1.49.

SPEAKER_03 47:46

Yeah. Brother, when times when times were tough, you don't understand. Hey, bro, I'd rather eat nothing.

SPEAKER_01 47:53

I'd rather eat a bread sandwich. You know what that is?

SPEAKER_03 47:56

Two slices of bread.

SPEAKER_00 47:58

And a condiment.

SPEAKER_03 48:00

Yeah, that's disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 48:01

Jordan Tyson to the Saints.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

Dude, I'm two for two. You did say Jordan Tyson here was good. I also said Sonny Styles to the commanders. I'm two for two.

SPEAKER_00 48:11

How do you how do you feel about Jordan Tyson to the Saints?

SPEAKER_03 48:14

Look, folks, I don't want y'all to get some idea that I'm an insider reporter. Okay? That I am not. I might know this stuff, but it's just my BK, not me being an insider, like Diana Roussini. I just know Ball. That's all that is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:34

That's all that is. He's not doing any sexual favors for draft insight. That's zero.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

I'm doing zero. These are all off, these are all off me thinking I know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_00 48:48

Man, this is just what happens when you spend a lot of time watching film and breaking people down. Pause. Pause. When you watch a lot of film and you analyze the game and you know what you're seeing. I'm starting to think I'm not gonna edit this thing at all.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

We're just gonna let it ride. This is just gonna be raw data, long pauses and all.

SPEAKER_01 49:16

Fine by me. Have some use some context.

SPEAKER_03 49:20

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 49:22

Oh man, but you know, I don't have much left other than watching the draft. One of us has to get up early, so we should probably call it.

SPEAKER_03 49:30

We'll we'll get this ninth pick in. Oh, he's crying. He's crying because he's gotta go to the shitty city of New Orleans.

SPEAKER_00 49:39

And you know what? Look, I don't like it. Oh, I love it. It's giving me PTSD of Marvin Harrison Oh, he's fucking spitting on himself.

SPEAKER_03 49:51

Oh, he's like he's spitting.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

My boy's like boo-hoo crying. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 49:56

He's tore up.

SPEAKER_01 49:57

Ain't even gonna look at himself in the mirror.

SPEAKER_00 49:59

He said, I'm ready to go shake my boy's hand. Hey bro, why does my man like not look like that's actually how he looks like?

SPEAKER_03 50:07

He's tore up.

SPEAKER_00 50:07

Like he looks like he's got a mask on. Does he not?

SPEAKER_03 50:11

Bruh. Why is he? He's like, does he not look like he's I can tell you I can I can tell you what this this post-draft interview is gonna be like. He's like, bro, dude. I'm so blessed. He's like, I worked my whole life to get here. I've been through injury, and now I get to go be the number one wide receiver in New Orleans.

SPEAKER_00 50:31

I did say it gave me PTSD for Marv, but it's draft night. I feel like it's different. He's crying because he knows. He's like, man, I just feel so bad for what I'm gonna do to these corners. Or he said, I'm gonna go crazy.

SPEAKER_03 50:47

He's like, it was shout out to him. With my extensive injury history, there's a good chance I won't even have to play the majority of games and can collect a large sum of money.

SPEAKER_00 50:58

Man, look, people that have this demeanor about them, you get drafted. I feel like I feel like I'm looking at Malik Neighbors again.

SPEAKER_03 51:10

Oof.

SPEAKER_00 51:11

I feel like he's about to come out here and have a Malik neighbors repeat.

SPEAKER_03 51:15

I feel, I feel, like, look, I've said it. I'm on record of saying that I think Jordan Tyson has the highest ceiling. You are on record with that. Of anyone in this draft.

SPEAKER_00 51:24

Nah, we're gonna see, we're gonna see, uh, because this is about to get interesting. We're so we'll we'll hang around till the tenth pick. Because fuck Miami.

SPEAKER_03 51:32

Well, it doesn't really matter what they do.

SPEAKER_00 51:34

Because it's gonna get to the big thing. Because I think the Giants are going to end up, I think the Browns are probably about to take Lemon here.

SPEAKER_03 51:42

I hope not. Poor Malachi Lemon. That's what you get for being a dirtbag on.

SPEAKER_00 51:47

They need a receiver bad. So I think they're going Lemon here. I think the Giants are gonna double down on defense and they're gonna go Caleb Downs. That's my that's my guess. I would love that. For the Who?

SPEAKER_03 52:02

For Cameron Scataboo. Everything that the Giants don't do on the offensive side of the ball is a plus for Cameron Scataboo. And that's what I'm here for. Because let me tell you something. The guy's a dog. He's a dog. I know a dog when I see a dog, and that's a dog. Is that it? You think that's a dog? That's a I know it's a dog. That's a lot of dog. Too much dog, really. Yeah. Might be too much dog.

SPEAKER_00 52:32

Too much dog.

SPEAKER_03 52:33

He he's a little, he's got like a little dog body with a big dog heart. Right. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 52:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:38

He's like the Grinch when his heart grew. It seems it seems that all my players on my fantasy roster have had tumultuous off seasons. Puka, Cameron, Scataboo. They've both been on record saying crazy shit. Doing crazy shit.

SPEAKER_00 52:59

You do have one good thing going for you. What? One of the bigger horses in the stable did get a bag, so he's gonna have to get force fed.

SPEAKER_03 53:08

Yeah, that's a good feeling.

SPEAKER_00 53:10

I can't wait till it's time to pay Bijan Robinson.

SPEAKER_03 53:13

Yeah, that'll be a good feeling. Because he's he's gonna change the game.

SPEAKER_00 53:17

When you got a $25 million running back, I need him getting 30.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

Yeah, he'll change the game.

SPEAKER_00 53:22

Spencer Fano. Fano.

SPEAKER_03 53:25

And he's Hawaiian. And the brand. He sucks. He's dead. Oh, is he wearing a skirt? Oh, it's culture. It's the Polynesian tradition.

SPEAKER_01 53:37

Can't wear that in the NFL, buddy.

SPEAKER_03 53:41

I have one of those things. You do, you do. That is around his neck.

SPEAKER_01 53:46

It's fire, bro.

SPEAKER_03 53:47

My wife is of Polynesian descent, so. And she's also say it. My cousin. Yeah. I thought you were gonna say something else.

SPEAKER_01 53:57

He thought I was gonna say she's also black.

SPEAKER_03 54:00

We know how you would hate her if she was white.

SPEAKER_01 54:02

Oh, God, no, she's not a receiver.

SPEAKER_03 54:07

It's not necessarily true.

SPEAKER_01 54:12

I wasn't gonna be the one to say that.

SPEAKER_03 54:16

Oh man. Oh, bro. The pick is in. This is the last pick of the pod. Last pick of the pod. We went 10 picks in.

SPEAKER_00 54:26

I think Mikhail here. And we're gonna, and then we're gonna I look. I hope you guys having are having a better day than Mike Vrabel.

SPEAKER_02 54:36

Man.

SPEAKER_00 54:36

And Diana Roussini. Woo! Probably ain't hard to do. They are having rough days. Man, dog. They're having rough days. So the pick is in. K-Men looks like rather swiftly. So I'm gonna say that this is Mikhail Lemon.

SPEAKER_03 54:51

If if it's Caleb Downs, I mean the Giants have I expect their defense to be really nice. It should on paper be their defense was already nice on paper. Yeah, it's true. I mean, you got you got three edge rushers. They're gonna be able to Francis Malagon. He's another Polynesian. You know what, man? You know who that's good for? Cameron Scataboo. We love it. It's a great way to end the pod. He is a great offensive tackle. Yep. Coming from the U. That's a great way to end the pod, man. Shout out to Cam Scattaboo. You're destined for greatness this year, brother. Don't let me down. Man. Don't let me down.

SPEAKER_00 55:36

Well, guys, we hope you enjoy this one. Episode 18. We had fun doing it. Fuck Mike Vrabel. Fuck Mike Brab. And fuck Diana Roussini, too.

SPEAKER_03 55:45

They're both dirt bads.

SPEAKER_00 55:46

Hey nob, Diana Roussini's worse.

SPEAKER_03 55:48

I hope that both of y'all's divorces are extremely expensive.

SPEAKER_00 55:52

They're gonna be. And they're gonna well, Mike Rabel's not getting divorced. Yet. Diana Roussini. Until the sex tape drops, then his wife's gonna be like, oh my god, you were giving her the business. There's no way you don't even pipe me down like that.

SPEAKER_03 56:06

There's no way you feel like Diana Roussini is the only one.

SPEAKER_00 56:10

Nah, bruh. Can't be. Ain't no way you fall in love with Diana Roussini. Right.

SPEAKER_03 56:16

Bitch looks like a horse. Her big ass nose. She must have one hell of a personality. You know what I'm saying? Or she's a good old TG.

SPEAKER_04 56:28

We love a TG.

SPEAKER_03 56:30

We're not. We're not using, we're not using the full word for that acronym. She's a TG. You can put it together on your own boys and girls. And and she's also a Fitz.

SPEAKER_04 56:43

Oh, Jesus. We're out of here, brother.

SPEAKER_03 56:46

We're out of here. Episode 18. Everybody like it, subscribe, holler at us. Yes, sir. See y'all on the next one.