NFL Schedule Release

NFL schedule release day finally fed the streets. We broke down the best primetime games, the brutal schedules, the teams getting set to fail, and a little chaos like always.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Welcome to the cave. Episode 22. Big schedule release. Insane. How's Justin Butler feeling? As a Titans fan or like an NFL fan? Yeah, all the above. Dude. We're gonna have I feel like both sides of it. We're in for a good year. It's gonna be an action-packed show. We're gonna do some more foreshadowing. We're gonna go ahead and get our bad predictions out of the way now. So that's what that way when they're wrong, we can say, oh, well, you know, I mean, we made these in May and just stuck with it. Yeah. You know, we're we're not gonna have a take and then we believe in take integrity. I'm not gonna say anything that I don't believe in, and and when I say it, that means I believe in it, so I gotta stand on it.

SPEAKER_04 0:54

Hey, LeBron, we're good. You remember when Colin Calvert said that?

SPEAKER_02 0:59

Yeah. Look, that was a bad take. Everybody? Look, AJ Brown, we're good. Carnell Tate's here. I just I hope I never have a take that bad. I'm sure you've had a take that bad.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Maybe. We're gonna get right into it. I'm gonna read off the Titans schedule, and you're gonna tell me wins and losses.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

How you feel about that? I feel pretty good. I mean, I don't feel good about we'll talk to a couple other team schedules today, too. I I just, you know, us being Titans fans. I've always got to lead off with our boys. Week one is against the New York Jets. Oh, that's a dub.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

You know, ironically, I feel like both of these teams, everybody's going into this season and they're like, oh, it's the Titans versus the Jets. These are gonna be two bad teams.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

I feel like both of these teams are gonna be, I'm not gonna say they're gonna be good by any means, but like they're gonna be a lot better than what people are going to expect. Our head coach and our OC both get the revenge games. I love it. I love it. So we're going dub, so we're one and oh. I'm going, I'm going one and oh. Okay. Start out the season one and oh. Week two. You get the Eagles. I'm gonna go ahead and chalk that up as an L. One and one. Any particular reason why you think the Eagles are a better football team? Yeah, I mean I do too. You know, I'm not a big Jalen Hurts guy, but outside of that, their roster's pretty fucking good, and it just seems like, you know, once again, I'm looking at this roster and say, how the fuck do they have to do that? I think I'd actually disagree. I think you're turning into a Jalen Hurts guy. No, because my reasoning for the believing in the Eagles has nothing to do with Jalen Hurts. I think you're becoming a Jalen Hurts guy. No, in fact, I think you could put any quarterback, any average, like any of the top 14 quarterbacks, and this team is just as good. What if would what if you switch CJ Stroud and Jalen Hurts? I look at them the same. I I would take Jalen Hurts over CJ Stroud. Jalen Hurts has never thrown four picks in a game, I don't think. I don't even care about that. I mean, they're not great. Neither of them. I don't like either of them. He doesn't turn the ball over. It's excellent. That's fine. He doesn't throw the ball a lot. It's excellent for the ball. When you let him throw the ball more than 30 times, they're cooked. Maybe. No, I mean that's like statistically proven.

SPEAKER_04 3:42

I don't know the exact numbers, but Yeah, I know the stats you're talking about. Week three, the New York Giants. Second revenge game.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

I'm gonna go dub. He's going, he's going dub. It's in New York.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

We might have a torn ACL coming out of that game.

SPEAKER_02 3:58

It I believe the field will be real grass. I don't know if the I don't know if they're taking the grass up after the FIFA World Cup or not. Well, I will say, one of us made a trade for Malik Neighbors and the turf was part of the reason why I traded Malik Neighbors in Dynasty.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

So you hope they do.

SPEAKER_05 4:17

So I hope they bring it back.

SPEAKER_04 4:19

Yeah, I don't know if they'll rip up that. I mean, that stuff's expensive to sod that field.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

Yeah, I mean, how much money are they about to make off the World Cup? A bunch. I want to hit on we're gonna have to hit on that in one of these episodes. So we're we're two and one. Week four, we start with the the Baltimore Ravens. I'm gonna go L on the road. We're two and two. Uh week five. I'm gonna say we're at home. I'm gonna give us a dub against the Texans. We're probably gonna lose that game, but once again, it my hatred for CJ Stroud and what he's become.

SPEAKER_05 4:54

Keep in mind, I was you know, we go back in time. You know I wanted CJ Stroud.

SPEAKER_02 5:01

Yeah. The problem is CJ Stroud got too.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

He little bro, my brother. I didn't like that. I also saw a video of him get into a car with Amber Rose. The curse.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

Therefore, my opinion was allowed to change on that. I'll give it to you. So we're three and two going into week six.

SPEAKER_00 5:23

And I'm gonna go ahead and tell you the next two real quick. I'm gonna go uh win, I'm gonna go loss to indie in indie.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 5:30

The Daniel Jones return game.

SPEAKER_02 5:33

Man, it could be dangerous. I don't think he'll be back, but it's just in Indy, so it's just, you know, I gotta give. I I can't say we're gonna sweep everybody in the division. So I like that you're being realistic. We're three and three going into week seven against the Browns. I like I like the Tennessee Titans. Okay. No, Miles Garrett doesn't concern you. I mean, he does, but I look across there and it's like, is Deshaun Watson gonna be the quarterback? He they have said that it is his job to lose. Which is crazy. That's how bad you hate Shador Sanders. That's just how much you're paying the quarterback. That's what happens when he's guaranteed like 60 mil. No, I'm pretty sure it's they hate the media's hate, they hate Shadur Sanders so much that they made Shadon Deshaun Watson a likable guy. Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 6:25

How is he even in the league?

SPEAKER_03 6:28

Right?

SPEAKER_02 6:29

Because the people wanted the money instead of him actually. And you know what? This is fucked up. This is fucked up to say.

SPEAKER_05 6:37

But it's like the fact that none of these people wanted him in jail makes me feel like he ain't actually do it.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

They did just want to check.

SPEAKER_05 6:46

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 6:47

Personally, if someone did something so heinous to me like that, I would want them in jail.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

But he did it so they can be for, I mean, but also this man was just out here whipping his dick out.

SPEAKER_04 7:00

Just every massage therapist he saw. How many of them do you think he took down? Oh man, definitely more than 30. If there's only 30, if there's only 30 accusations of it, he did it a hundred times for him. Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

Look, and having that is like looking back on it, it's more of a kink. He's a dirt bag.

SPEAKER_04 7:22

It's almost like he has a kink. He's a dirt bag. A dirt bag that's getting another chance. It's kind of like a big thing.

SPEAKER_05 7:29

My man uses a massage that he pays for as like an Aphrodisia.

SPEAKER_04 7:33

If that would have been Josh Gordon years ago, he would have been locked up.

SPEAKER_05 7:37

Yeah, he walked in.

SPEAKER_00 7:38

He walks in with the expectation that because I'm rich and I'm paying an absurd amount of money for this session, it comes with the I don't even know if he was paying for all these.

SPEAKER_04 7:48

I think some of these were like team massage therapists.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

I mean, don't quote me on that, but I'm pretty sure that's the case. If they're team therapists, I don't even know why we're talking about this. We can move on. Okay, week eight. The Bengals. That's on the road. Is Joe Burrow playing? I'm gonna leave that one in the air.

SPEAKER_05 8:06

It's hard because I'm gonna say Joe Burrow's not gonna be playing this game.

SPEAKER_02 8:11

I need a win or a loss. I'm gonna win. Oh shit. Nah, we're if Joe Burrow's playing. I'm gonna expect Joe Burrow to play. So that's a lot. That's a loss. So we're what? Four and four? Yeah. We're coming up on the bye week, week nine. It's a good bye week. Still, yeah, it is right in the middle of the season. Love it. Week 10. It's the Jags at home. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go loss. Okay. We are now under 500. That's fine. We're about to play. We are a four and five football team in week 10. And we're going to play the Dallas Cowboys, week 11. And buddy, we're coming home. Two games under 500. I just Dak Prescott that offense. I like what they've done with the defense. I believe in the Cowboys. I believe in the Cowboys too. And that's odd coming to it. It's funny because we're right on pace. We're literally neck and neck for what I did when I was by myself doing this. Week 12. Away. One of their few home games.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

This one's not.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

This one's in the second home.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

Yeah. This is not in London. This is in Jacksonville.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

I'm going to give us I'm going to give the Titans the win there. I don't see us getting swept by anybody in the division. Alright, we're five and six. Back home against the Manders. Then we're going to take another loss. Alright, what are we? Five and seven. Yeah. We're going to go ahead and say I'm and Ross St. Brown's going to have a big game. In week 14 against the Lions. Yep. In Detroit. Fantasy season and season shutdown fantasy season finale. And that's an L. That's going to be an L. So we're 5-8. All right. We got to get hot.

SPEAKER_01 9:58

Okay, but look, we're right. Unfortunately, we are dead nuts from what I did. And so, and so here's I think this is where we're going to have our biggest discrepancy.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

And this is here's goes. I've got us going win, win, win. Hold on, hold on. We go. So we got the Colts at home. That's a win. It's week 15. That's a win. So we're 6 and 8. Yep. We got the Raiders on the road. I'm taking 16.

SPEAKER_00 10:22

I like us. I don't believe while I do like what they've done in free agency.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

I like, you know, obviously you've got Mendoza, who's going to who knows what they're going to be doing at quarterback. You expect at this point in the season Mendoza. Mendoza is 100% an Aura farmer. That dude be farming aura. I like what they've done, but I like what the Titans have done more. So he's going Raiders. So we're back. Are we back to 500? No. Yeah, we're 7-8. We're not back to 500 yet. And look, it's it's we come back home to the Steelers week 17.

SPEAKER_00 11:01

There's no beef associated with this with this bias. I'm rolling with the win.

SPEAKER_02 11:07

I like the Titans to beat Pittsburgh on there. I don't believe in a 43-year-old Aaron Rodgers. Mike Tomlins gone. He did announce his last season. Last ride. Last ride for Aaron Rodgers. We appreciate you, Aaron. For everything you've done. Man. Discount double check. That was peak. That was when he peaked. That was peak. That was peak right. By the time that got played off. It could still be a thing. He could still do that celebration and get away with it. He's going to have to for one last ride. But I like the Titans to win there. So we're eight and eight. Season finale. As much as I want to say we're going to finish our season above 500. You can't do it. I just don't see it happening. We're going to lose to the Houston Texans. We are 8 and 9. For the division. Oh, that's going to be the game for the division. It's going to be for the 7th seed because Jacksonville is going to win the division. I didn't forget. I it's funny, you're eight and nine. I was seven and ten. I uh actually have us lose in that Raiders game. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:13

So is it I'm pr so we're probably pretty close on most of the game?

SPEAKER_02 12:16

Everything else was dead nuts. Interesting. Even like the home win against the Titan the Texans? Yeah, I did. I had that. Interesting. I had us beating the Giants. Had us beating the Jets. Yeah. I mean, and you know what? As a Titans fan, eight and nine. Wait, did you pick the Bengals to win? Yes.

SPEAKER_04 12:39

Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, we're we're pretty we're pretty close.

SPEAKER_02 12:44

Yeah, so as a Titans fan, look, I mean, you know, obviously, you know, you'd like to see a winning record or a playoff push or play out, like make the playoffs. I don't know how realistic that is. Yeah, I mean I'm I mean, I'm not saying it's possible. Like looking through this schedule, like they say that this is the eighth easiest schedule. It seems like a little bit of a gauntlet. Yeah, I mean, outside of uh it's weighted heavily down by the Jets, the Giants, the Browns, and the Raiders. But I expect the Jets to be a better team. I expect the Giants to be a better team. I mean, I don't expect the Browns to be good. I don't I don't expect the Raiders to be good. I think they're gonna be a little bit better, maybe like five, six wins. Right. But I mean, like, when I look through this, I'm like, based on how I look at these teams project their seasons out, like, I don't think that this is the eighth easiest schedule by any means.

SPEAKER_04 13:45

I'm gonna I'm gonna I look I it's I feel like it's one of the easier schedules.

SPEAKER_02 13:51

But there's I just need to look around in every team schedule. Like, I don't see the Rams have an absolute gauntlet. An absolute gauntlet. Let me read this off to you.

SPEAKER_00 14:04

Oh, you don't have to. I'm pulling it up right now.

SPEAKER_02 14:06

We got Sam Fran, week one, Melbourne. And Australia mate. You come back, you come back home to SoFi next week, get the Giants. That's a good game to come back from.

SPEAKER_03 14:18

From a traveler, if there's a team that I want to see, maybe it's a team that's supposed to be bad.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

I mean, they're gonna be a team, yeah. You say that, but they're gonna be a team that's ready to go. Well, on paper, they looked bad. It's just, yeah, but you got a guy.

SPEAKER_04 14:30

You got a guy that's maybe.

SPEAKER_05 14:31

I mean, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 14:32

It's not like John Harbaugh's washed.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:35

I don't believe them for a second.

SPEAKER_02 14:37

And then you go to Denver week three. And then you go to Philly, week four. That's a tough game. Don't worry, it gets worse. You get to come back home, but you get to play the Bills. Josh Allen. You get you a nice little break for the game. You get you a break. You get you a break. You get the Cardinals, you get the Raiders. Six and seven. Jesus Christ. Boom. Chargers. Commanders. Cardinals again. We'll love it. Bye. Then we come back from the bye. It starts getting a little sweaty. Man. Packers. Chiefs. San Fran. Dallas. Seattle. Tampa. Seattle. Buddy. That is a run. I've got to take. That's a run. I've got to take. What is it? I don't know if the Rams are going to make the playoffs. Oh, shit. There's just too many. It's a gauntlet. It's a gauntlet. There's too many toss-up games, man. Like too. I mean, well, not even say toss-ups, but I mean, you're telling me. They play the Packers in Sofa. That's still that's one of those teams. Play Dallas in Sofi. These, like, their like their schedule seems like for me is like, man, it's really. They can't afford to lose a lot of these games. Especially when it comes down to like let's with the expectation that like we still expect the 49ers and the Seahawks to still be good. Right. Like, they're definitely not a 12 tough.

SPEAKER_04 16:06

Here's the thing that makes it really tough. The thing that makes it really tough is you lose your home game against the Niners. Yep. Which isn't really a home game for you because your fan base fucking sucks. But Big Bang Niners. Right.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

But you lose that you and you're fucking 20 hours away from home. And that's a divisional game. Which is crazy. Yeah, you don't really want to lose that like edge. Like losing the home game and it's a division game. I guess we can we can bring this up to today, actually. What is this, the 20th of May? The NFL came out and said that no game is off limits to be an international game, and there will now be up to 10 games. So there's gonna be an another one next year. Japan is what they're doing.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 16:58

Why? Bro, why? Why?

SPEAKER_05 17:02

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Susie's making an appearance.

SPEAKER_04 17:07

Susie, you can't you can't do that.

SPEAKER_05 17:10

So here's my thing with that, bro. Is there ever you think we'll ever see you think we'll ever see a Japanese football player, bro? Kicker. Maybe yeah, that's fine.

SPEAKER_02 17:23

That's it. But uh the one that plays a real position. Shohei could probably play linebacker. Bro, Shohei is like an anomaly. Shohei was made in a lab.

SPEAKER_05 17:32

Yeah, but I'm just saying you picture a you know Japanese player that's athletic.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

Shohei quarterback? I can see Shohei playing quarterback. He's got the build for it. Man, dude, just imagine if just imagine if Shohei was the quarterback of the Las Vegas Raggers. What's my boy? What's my boy? What's the catcher, the dude that plays for the the White Sox? He's simply a big thing. I think he plays catcher. Huh? I don't think he plays catcher, does he? First baseman, whatever it is. Yeah, him. He's sick as I have power. He's sick as yeah, but guess what? He ain't fast. Yeah, but I bet he can't jump high. I bet his footwork's terrible. That's true. He could probably just hit a baseball. He'd be a statue.

SPEAKER_04 18:16

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like I can't even think of a position he could play. Shohei's the only one that I can think of. He'd fit in the John Harvey.

SPEAKER_05 18:24

But you know, like, I mean, let's be real. Let's fucking, you know, the ones like we think Asians don't have like just average size people, you know? Like you're either 7'5 or you're four feet tall.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Yeah, football's definitely not gonna be their preferred sport. Right. Like it's definitely soccer, like chess.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

Chess. Jesus Christ. Oh man. All right. Moving on. Yeah, they're gonna have a game in Japan, allegedly. That's awful. I won't watch that game. It'll probably be in the Tokyo Dome. I'll only watch it because of that.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

That is hard, actually. Bro, you're lying, though. See, this is the problem. The problem with this is the NFL can do this because they know. And I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it. And guess what?

SPEAKER_05 19:13

I'd hope that that'd be the game that we get screwed and it's like the Jets and the Dolphins. Right. Like that could be a good one.

SPEAKER_02 19:20

That's what that's what they deserve. Because this is all about growing the game, correct? Right. I just don't know. Is this all about growing the game? I don't know. I mean, Brazil. Let's say this is about growing the game. They're setting up shopping like port. Never mind. You don't have to, you don't have to grow the game with an elite matchup. I don't have to grow the game with Dallas.

SPEAKER_05 19:45

All these countries, I just can't see people like, for example, they play 18 games in London every year. I'm not sitting over here saying, I'm not, I'm not, I don't think that a someone who eats beans and toast. Woo.

SPEAKER_01 20:00

It's a tough combo.

SPEAKER_05 20:01

Or a baked potato, and you throw some beans in there. We say that they're not making it to the league. They're just not.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

Bro, we say that, but we're from Kentucky, and this is a place where people eat beans and cornbread. It's just like a different version of it.

SPEAKER_05 20:15

Bro, then people are taking like a like not even like the barbecue baked beans and put here's the thing. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

They don't even have cans of bushes beans. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_05 20:25

Yeah, bro. I'd rather it be had a hot hope it's bushes beans. Some bushes baked beans and a baked potato would be way better than the other.

SPEAKER_04 20:35

They don't even got the golden retriever and the cooking on the grill.

SPEAKER_02 20:39

Talking? Baked beans are trash. Hot take. Yeah. I mean, I'm just, I just, dude, I just, I don't know. I'd almost would rather them just say, hey, fuck it. Look, we got football on Tuesday now. The problem, right?

SPEAKER_05 20:55

I'd rather have that than an international game. Like, give me just more American basically. I just don't want you to.

SPEAKER_04 21:00

I just don't like with them saying that you can't protect a game, it just means that like there's gonna end up being a Dallas Eagles game or some, you know, like the way that they did the Rams 49ers, that's such a trash thing to do.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:13

What are they gonna do next? Put it on a fucking holiday?

SPEAKER_05 21:16

We're gonna get a Thanksgiving Day game. Speaking of India next.

SPEAKER_04 21:21

Jesus Christ. They do have like a 100,000 seat stadium in India.

SPEAKER_01 21:25

Are you right? They're absolutely gonna run that. That's definitely on Rogers list.

SPEAKER_05 21:32

Hey, bro, I swear to God. Hey, look, bro. I'm gonna be like the people, I'm gonna be like the people that got mad when Colin Kaepernick took a knee.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

If there's a Thanksgiving football game international or any holiday.

SPEAKER_04 21:49

That would be trash.

SPEAKER_05 21:50

Speaking of already grimy enough taking Christmas from the MBA.

SPEAKER_04 21:53

Speaking of the holiday games, let's just the I mean, do you have that pooled up what the holiday games are? The day before Thanksgiving, the Thanksgiving Day games and the Christmas Eve and the Christmas Day games, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Incredible. The NFL hit it absolutely out of the park with that.

SPEAKER_04 22:14

They put a banger on every game. Every game.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

Yeah, I've got to get them all pulled up. So we got the Thanksgiving Eve game. We've already talked about that. Rams, Packers. I expect that to be a good game. Yeah, that'll be quality. Quality game. Then Thanksgiving. Bears Lions. I expect that to be a great game. It's a great game. Cowboys, Eagles. Great. Chiefs, Bills, Banger. That's the Nightcap. The worst game is the Black Friday game. What's the Black Friday game? Broncos, Steelers. Yeah, it's not great. But I'll take that. Yeah. I'll take that after. You never know what you'll get out of Aaron. You're taking that after. I mean, you give me Chiefs, Bills, two division games. Yeah, Black Friday, I'm chilling anyways. Man. Black Friday, I'm sitting on the couch all day. It's just extra football. That's gonna be a superb, superb uh. Now, now hit me with the Christmas Day games. Because if I'm not mistaken, they absolutely went after the NBA's net. Man, they showed him. I mean, and you know, and what's crazy about it is is the NBA typically does a pretty good job. Yeah, 100%. It's one of my favorite things to do on Christmas Day. Yeah. Sit down and watch all the NBA. Not no more. Yeah. You catch a highlight. Because, buddy, we got Packers, Bears, Bills, Broncos, great, Rams, Seahawks.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

Yeah, all three games are ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 23:46

That's nasty work.

SPEAKER_04 23:48

That's three ridiculous games on an already great day.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Man, I really feel like the NFL did a pretty good job with like scheduling some pretty like like there's a pretty good matchup, it seems like, every week when you go down through the schedule.

SPEAKER_04 24:07

I now you were a guy.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Like Bengals, Texans, week two. Yeah. Lines, Bills.

SPEAKER_04 24:13

Now you were a guy that saw the Titans schedule and got pretty upset that they had no primetime games.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

Right.

SPEAKER_04 24:21

Is that still the case? Yeah, it's disrespectful. It's disrespectful.

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Disrespectful.

SPEAKER_04 24:26

Explain yourself.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

So one, a lot of people said though didn't like the oh, every team gets one at least one primetime game. I was a fan of that because I feel like every team in the NFL deserves an opportunity to showcase their team to the country. Like have their time in the spotlight.

SPEAKER_04 24:49

Yeah, but then you were getting you were getting Titans, Jacks, Thursday night games.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

And guess what? Thursday night football always sucks. It's fine because it what it goes back to your point. Just like you said, if let's have these stupid ass international games, guess what? You're still gonna watch it. I'm still gonna turn on and I'm still gonna watch.

SPEAKER_05 25:07

I don't care if it's the Raiders and whoever the two worst teams that are gonna be. Like you could tell me that they're two winless teams.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

Yeah, and I'm gonna I'm gonna watch them because it's the NFL.

SPEAKER_00 25:18

So, so give me my opportunity to showcase my team in front of the the in front of the country.

SPEAKER_02 25:25

I feel like especially especially when you're telling me that, yeah, you're it it it I get that. Like I can understand I feel like it's a privilege to get prime time game, but you shouldn't be able to go two years without a primetime game, especially when you have a number one pick. I was having a conversation with about somebody at with about this at work. I think the NFL misses an opportunity.

SPEAKER_05 25:50

I think like either the first Sunday night game or the Monday night game, because you know they do the doubleheader thing, should should have like the number one overall pick should be involved.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

Okay. Like, for example, like a couple years ago, like when Caleb and Jaden Daniels went one and two. I remember that. That should have been week one, Sunday night. They did end up playing a they did, but I'm saying for me, like that should be a week one thing against each other, too.

SPEAKER_00 26:19

Yeah, but I'm saying, like, put showcase the future like the excitement of a rookie.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

Everybody, regardless of what team it is, who it is, like that number one pick, especially when a quarterback has a different level of like expectations and excitement going into it. Look, I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

Everybody wanted to see Caleb Williams.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

Think about it. What would you you wouldn't have loved to see K Caleb Williams versus Jaden Daniels week one? Or Drake May. Right. Look, I this is there's a couple problems here. One, I I don't I don't really agree with you. But I think there's a couple like Caleb Williams was I mean, and Jaden Daniels. If you're the number one overall pick, they were, but listen to what I'm saying. Caleb Williams was hyped. Right. They had been talking about Caleb Williams for three years before he ever even came out. Yeah, I mean, he took that ball.

SPEAKER_04 27:11

And then Jaden Daniels had an incredible senior season where everybody's like, well, shit, he might be sick too.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

Cam Ward literally broke a record.

SPEAKER_04 27:19

I yeah, but I'm saying they were talking about this is the worst QB class.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

There just wasn't a ton of hype. The Caleb Williams and Jaden Daniels both had hype. That's fine and all, but it's still the number one overall pick.

SPEAKER_00 27:32

The first person that gets off, gets up on the stage that you're draft, that you throw a whole fucking weekend fiasco for.

SPEAKER_05 27:39

Even then, it's just like, here's my thing. You're talking about most of the time it's a quarterback.

SPEAKER_00 27:44

The face of a franchise should be in prime time their first season, regardless of how bad the team is. And and guess what? Even then.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

But if the Titans would have got put in on prime time the first seven weeks of the season last year, who cares? It wouldn't have been great. Like you would have, like, the world would have came away saying, like, oh shit, Caleb Williams.

SPEAKER_04 28:10

I mean, Caleb Ward, I mean Cameron Ward might not be that good.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

But what if what but what if they would have put him on there in week 15 and he was when he was playing better?

SPEAKER_04 28:19

Yeah, it would have worked out. I'm kind of saying that they should have the opportunity. This is the good thing. This is the other point to it.

SPEAKER_02 28:27

Like, if the Titans are, if they end up being good and say they're better than an 8-9 record that we think, or a 7-10 record, like we think. I mean, we're still not gonna get a ton of they could get flexed.

SPEAKER_04 28:39

They could absolutely get flexed into a Sunday night game.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

Yeah, we're it's gonna take us being in position for the division. Like it's gonna we're gonna get flexed by like, oh, this is a playoff game, essentially. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 28:52

Which is cool.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

That's not important which is cool, which is yeah, that's fine, but I'm saying there's enough if you're telling me that I can watch the same team come out here and play two, three weeks in a row in prime time, I should be able to watch.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

Yeah, well, you look, you know, because great quarterbacks are gonna get a bunch of primetime games.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

You you don't think Mendoza, Ashen, Genty, and Brock Bowers deserve a primetime game? I wouldn't. You wouldn't want to watch okay then, but well, they don't have one. I know they don't. All the bad team, none of the bad teams got one. And look, and here's my thing it was. I feel like we should be looking more projecting forward.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

I can understand a team like the Dolphins. Like, I don't expect them. I'm gonna go out here and say it. They have a chance to go 0-17.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

If the Cardinals would have got one, I would have been hot. If I'm the Jets would have gotten one, I would have been mad. Nah, I mean, I here's my thing. The it's the New York market. That's the only argument you can make. That's fine, but how do you miss that? I mean, you're gonna get that market regardless, but I'm saying, like, it's just it's just the fact is because you're gonna be.

SPEAKER_00 29:57

When you've got teams that are getting five or six a game, why can't we just have or a season? Why can't we just have them one less time now for two, three other teams?

SPEAKER_02 30:06

With all this being said, the Falcons shouldn't have had three. Right. The Panthers shouldn't have the Giants. What have the Giants done? The Panthers shouldn't have three. The Panthers should I mean they at least were a playoff team. They weren't fun to watch. No, they played bad football. The Giants, I believe, have two. Right.

SPEAKER_05 30:26

And have and have they been, have they been better than us recently? No, they've been just as fucking bad.

SPEAKER_04 30:31

This is true. But I think that goes back to your point. It's the market. You got to hit the market somehow.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

They're better than the Jets.

SPEAKER_05 30:39

Then give them one. You could have given us one of them.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

You could have.

SPEAKER_02 30:42

Matter of fact, you could have given you could have killed two birds with one stone and just put the Giants, Titans, Thursday night football. You could have done that. That would have been great. And you could have left it at that. And it would have been the revenge game. I uh would have given you some kind of storyline. I'm not nearly as mad about the Giants getting primetime games as I am like the Falcons. Why? Because the Falcons are gonna fucking suck. Falcons have Bichon Robinson. There's at least a reason to put them on it. They also had Michael Penix and Tua. But they have B. John Robinson and a top three running back and a top ten wide receiver.

SPEAKER_04 31:18

Have you seen any of the OTA film coming out of the Falcons?

SPEAKER_02 31:22

No, because I don't care about anybody's OTAs. I don't even care about the Titans' OTAs. I'm not saying I care. I'm just saying, god damn, they suck. Hey, you know what we should do, bro? What? We should go to like training camp and record a like a live pod. Let's see if we can get Carnell Tate on the pod. Yeah. We gotta get a show up.

SPEAKER_05 31:42

It's 100 degrees outside. We got our lab coats on.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

I'm like, I'm engineering a podcast interview over here, buddy. We could probably call. We could probably call and like set up. Like get like some fake media credentials. Do we even have to do that? I mean, we can get tickets, like we can go to like practices. They have like opening. No, I know that.

SPEAKER_04 32:06

I'm just saying, like, what do you what do you what do you have to have to be considered like a sports journalist? I don't gotta show them some degree, do I?

SPEAKER_02 32:16

No, I can just show them our weekly podcast that's in like their colors. Right. And and then we talk about the Titans every week, so sometimes. I I've I would be willing to lie a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 32:30

You know, I'm gonna show up with my Cam Ward rookie card and try to get an autograph too.

SPEAKER_02 32:36

I'm gonna be like, is there any way that we could get we just uh 15 minutes? I don't even need that. I just need like five. No, I need 15. I wouldn't even know what to ask. Oh, I would. Just follow my lead. We're gonna be clowning.

SPEAKER_05 32:53

Like, so have you heard of the the podcast where?

SPEAKER_04 32:56

I'm not gonna ask that question because I know it's a no.

SPEAKER_05 33:00

It won't be afterwards.

SPEAKER_04 33:02

I know it's a no, but you know, like, oh shit, we had a kid, we're gonna have to get a third mic though.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

Yeah, it's fine. I'm sure they have the equipment there, probably. Well, we can't use their equipment, they're gonna be like, nah, bro, fuck you.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Who are y'all?

SPEAKER_05 33:17

Hey, can we borrow y'all shit while we're here? Like, bro.

SPEAKER_04 33:20

Hey, Paul Karski. Yeah, he definitely tells us.

SPEAKER_05 33:23

Can I get can I get an article?

SPEAKER_04 33:25

Dude, I fuck with PK. I'd be like, PK, I'm a big fan of yours. He's gonna be like, fuck you.

SPEAKER_02 33:29

Yeah, because you're a Titans fan. He's like, I don't like Titans fans. Yeah, he's gonna make you're unrealistic. You say stupid shit all the time. You know, for someone that's not a fan of the Titans, the fact that he like got let go of all that, like he didn't, he doesn't like have to work with the Titans still. Like, he doesn't have to. He probably makes money. Well, he's probably making a little money. I mean, I wouldn't pay to read Paul Karski's material. I mean, I'm not really gonna pay. I'm gonna be honest with you, brother.

SPEAKER_04 33:57

I'm I'm there's a good chance I'm not gonna pay to read anybody's article. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

If it's behind a paywall, I'm just gonna avoid the paywalls. You're not a you wouldn't be a fan of parallax if you weren't if you didn't have mob ties. I mean, I'm not saying that. Well, there's a paywall there.

SPEAKER_04 34:16

That's true. That's true. I listened to a I listened to a fantasy football podcast and they have like uh they got like a bunch of tools and stuff on like an app that you can download and it's supposed to like help you. I don't pay for any of that shit. I'm like, yeah, like y'all are just gonna get my listen. Yeah. But y'all aren't gonna get my money. Like that's crazy. I can figure out who I want and who I don't want. Yeah, that is true. I uh do you do you feel that the uh do you feel that the NBA cooked with the uh like the releases of the schedules? Do you are you a fan of them?

SPEAKER_02 34:52

Oh schedule release videos? Yeah, some of them were terrible.

SPEAKER_04 34:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:58

I didn't watch all of them. Some of them were terrible. Like the Titans look. It's funny. I like theirs every time.

SPEAKER_04 35:06

The the best one that they ever had was the year that they showed all the first year? Yeah, the one where they showed all the logos of the teams and they asked them to say the damn. That was funny.

SPEAKER_00 35:15

And then they did it again.

SPEAKER_02 35:18

They tried to run it back. The Chargers Elite. Yeah, that might be the best one. The Halo, and then they had I don't know if you noticed the Vrabels, the Vrabel dig.

SPEAKER_04 35:28

Right. They weren't the only ones that took a dig at Vrabel, I don't believe.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

It was the only one that I watched. I like that they do that, however, I don't like that by the time the schedule releases, I've already seen it.

SPEAKER_04 35:44

Yeah, I get that.

SPEAKER_02 35:45

Like, I feel like they should they can do a much better job of keeping it under wraps. Shout out to the schedule release, man.

SPEAKER_04 35:52

I don't really care. I don't really care about it. I think it's a fun little deal. There's just nothing going on at this point in time. Like the only news that we'll get from this point on is when somebody like tears their ACL.

SPEAKER_02 36:05

Yeah. Because you know, everybody's about to start looking great in training camp.

SPEAKER_04 36:10

Well, yeah, this is this is the problem with OTAs in training camp.

SPEAKER_00 36:13

Because everybody gets excited.

SPEAKER_04 36:15

Everybody's in their bag. Literally, everybody's in their bag.

SPEAKER_00 36:19

Literally, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:20

Like, there's not a player that's not in their bag. It's hard to weed through the bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 36:24

Man, I remember when Will Levis came out and put up points on every drive he played in the preseason and then came out week one and was doing fucking garbage.

SPEAKER_04 36:34

He was terrible. That was against the Bears. I remember that. Yeah, we were so excited for that season. It's like a lot of seasons as a Titans fan, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

But you know, this feels different.

SPEAKER_04 36:45

It does feel different, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_02 36:47

It feels different because it's like, man, we we did a lot.

SPEAKER_04 36:52

I so you remember back when we were doing like the strength of schedule?

SPEAKER_02 36:57

Yeah. I they said that the Bears had the toughest schedule.

SPEAKER_04 37:02

And I was like, man, that really could change how I feel about these people.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

Well, I don't I looked at the schedule and I think they're lying. Uh that's like when I look through some of this shit, I'm like, the strength of schedule, like when they say that it doesn't matter. I'm looking through this too right now, and I'm gonna go to the city. You get Panthers week one. It's because of their division, dog. Vikings week two. I mean, you like the Vikings. I did well, I don't like them as much as I like the Bears. The Eagles week three. You get the Jets. Then you get the Jets, you get the Packers at Lambeau, Falcons, that's a dub. Patriots, Seattle, Tampa. See, I like that they get like some like like they don't have just like a you know, you look through some of these teams and it's just like, dear god, you've got six, seven, eight straight matchups where you're like, fuck.

SPEAKER_04 38:04

I lied. The schedule's pretty tough. Like the Dolphins is a W for sure. The Falcons is a W. The Jets is a W.

SPEAKER_02 38:15

Panthers. Panthers is a W. Look, I'm telling you, dog. I'm not high on the Panthers. I I like the I still like the Panthers. I don't know why I have a little BY9, little love, little mini love affair going on. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. I I like I mean, I like Tet. I like Tet too. You know, I would like Tet more. But part of it is, part of it, it goes back to what you were saying like last week, bro. It's just Bryce Young's such like a nice guy. He is, man. He's a good one. Like it makes you like, you know, you chair for those people.

SPEAKER_05 38:49

Like you want to see those people do well because it's just like, damn, like, man, this is a guy you want to be a superstar.

SPEAKER_02 38:55

You know, you want Bryce Young to be good because he's you know, he's somebody that deserves it. He's not an asshole. The thing that worries you about BY9 is you just don't know if there's enough dog there. Man. And the problem with being a nice guy is there just might be a lack of dog. It kind of feels like for Bryce Young, it's like, man, he's just gone through so much adversity early in his career, bro. Like, bro, got benched for fucking Andy Dalton like two or three times. He's not the only quarterback that's been benched for Andy Dalton. But I'm saying, you know, you're a number one pick. You come out here, get benched. Yeah, he went through a tough spell. Yeah. And then, and then even for like, even then, you look at it last year and it's just like it's crazy because you're like, damn, Bryce Young sucks. He didn't throw for 3,000 yards. Like, but he had some moments. No, he threw for 3,000 yards. Just barely. It was just 3,011 yards. Yeah, I mean, just you know, I'm just saying, like, but you look at that and you're just like, damn, which if that was Alec Pierce's receiving yards, you would tell me that it wasn't a thousand.

SPEAKER_00 39:56

Part of it too, though, is man, as I look at that receiving court outside of tits, kind of bad.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

You know, my boy Xavier Legate. You don't like you don't like the you don't like Jalen Coker? I mean, he's not a guy. Cokeheads unite. Not a guy. You don't like Jalen Coker for real? I mean he's alright. I like Jalen Coker. I don't think he's great. He kind of came on. He's nice. Uh he's not like Parker Washington. That's crazy. You think Jalen Coker's better than Parker Washington?

SPEAKER_04 40:25

I don't know if he's better, but I think they could absolutely be on the same level. I don't know. I yeah, Parker Washington had a good season, but a lot of that was out of necessity. Why?

SPEAKER_02 40:37

They didn't fucking have nobody. They had Jacoby Myers, BTJ. They didn't have Jacoby Myers. They had Jacoby Myers at the deadline. So what, week eight? That's when he started going dumb. Who, Parker?

SPEAKER_03 40:48

Yeah, he started going the fuck off down the stretch.

SPEAKER_02 40:51

I think he I think he had some good games before that. You had Brian Thomas Jr., Brendan Strange. He also got hurt. He was in and out of the lineup. Yeah. Now you got uh Hey, I do have a question. Alright. Is that is that shit with T Law cutting his hair? Was that real?

SPEAKER_04 41:10

No.

SPEAKER_02 41:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 41:11

So it was fake, too.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

Nah, man, fake. You put a little cap on, you put a little bald hat on. I fucking hate people, bro. Yeah, that's so dumb. He should cut his hair. That shit's trash. Yeah, I mean, at this point it's kind of childish. It is, isn't it? For an NFL quarterback. Like, you look like your daughter, bro. Like that's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 41:32

Man. Like, cut your hair. No, I shouldn't say that. I just don't know.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

I mean, I like Trevor Lawrence, though. I know. I'm on the job. You're a T-Law guy. I switched, I switched up on T-Law. I don't like T-Law. I like at first I was like, I had the high expectations of him. You know, Urban Meyer ruined him. He came back, went on that run. We stole our stole our playoff spot from Astro Dobbs. Came back, was killing, got hurt. I mean, he had a good year last year. Here's the thing, it's just almost as he's it's almost like I don't expect him to have a good year this year because he's just, you know, following the trend, he's gonna get hurt. Oh, T Law?

SPEAKER_04 42:17

Yeah. Yeah. Did you see that the Jags had they may be in the running for AJ Brown? Ooh. You didn't see any of this? Said that it would be BTJ in a pick. I mean for AJ Brown.

SPEAKER_02 42:34

Man, I it suck for whoever gets Mikhail Lemon in the draft. Why? Because you got AJ Brown and I mean, oh, you'd have BTJ and Devontae Smith and So you still think you think you think BTJ can still be a guy? Yeah. Should I go trade back for him? Yeah. Probably get him. I mean, he'd I mean he'd probably trade him to you pretty cheap. Oh, it's over.

SPEAKER_04 43:00

It's over. He don't fuck with me either.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

I mean, anybody that's dumb enough to fucking trade Bo Nicks for the third overall pick or trade the third overall pick for Bo Nicks. That's a crazy move. And then and then came out and was like, I got two seconds of defense and who else for at a player for the Broncos defense.

SPEAKER_04 43:22

That's also crazy.

SPEAKER_05 43:23

And then I said, bro, I got Quentin Johnston and pick eight to move up to five.

SPEAKER_02 43:26

And he's just like, there's just not an upgrade for me there going from eight to five. And I'm like, bro, you're literally moving down three spots, and you're picking up who would have been your second best position player on your team last year. Yeah, dude. Or receiver at least. Maybe some people just don't know what they're doing. That's okay. That's okay. I uh sometimes I don't know what I'm doing. You know? I've made some bad moves in my in my fantasy career. It happens, man. Yeah.

unknown 43:59

They just

SPEAKER_02 44:00

It just sneaks up on you.

SPEAKER_04 44:02

Sometimes you just got conviction about players like the Denver Broncos defense.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

Just gotta, you know, they only lost their top defensive tackle.

SPEAKER_04 44:13

Well, I mean, they still got everybody else. Yeah, no, their defense is gonna be nice. You're the one that thinks their defense isn't gonna be nice.

SPEAKER_00 44:18

I think it's gonna take a step. I'm not saying it's gonna be bad. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02 44:23

Let's let's let's do the Broncos real quick. Broncos schedule. Yeah. I wanna I want to hear how you feel. I want to hear how you feel about the Broncos. Alright, well, they started against the Chiefs. How does that make you feel? Is that a win or a loss? I mean, if Pat's back, I mean I I like the Chiefs. I like them to be back. Yeah, this is a fucking gauntlet. Oh my god. It's a gauntlet.

SPEAKER_05 44:46

I mean, we we might be potentially talking about them starting their season. Like, honestly, they could start out their season 0-6.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

Yeah, you got what? You got Chiefs, Jags, Rams, Niners, Chargers, Seahawks. Yeah, it's a gauntlet. That is a gauntlet. Now, the back half of their schedule is not a gauntlet. They got a bad three-game stretch to end the season. You get a little bit of a game. But you get the Cardinals, then you go back to the Chiefs, then you get the Panthers, you get Raiders, Steelers, Dolphins, Jets, Raiders. You talk about that. But that's a nice little run. Yeah, that's a potential, what, one, two, three, four, five, maybe six-game win streaks. You start, you got, you know, you might start out You then you end the season Bills Patriots chart. Yeah, bro. And look, I'm telling you now, I said it before even looking at their schedule. I don't think they're making the playoffs.

SPEAKER_03 45:43

And after seeing their schedule, I don't think they're gonna make the playoffs still.

SPEAKER_04 45:49

Has this changed yours? You get the you get the Rams, you get the Rams in. You get the Rams in mile high.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

You get the money.

SPEAKER_04 45:59

I look at the schedule.

SPEAKER_02 46:01

I look at the schedule, and my takeaway is it's so tough, especially down the stretch of the season, like they aren't going to be able to afford to drop one of these games they're supposed to win. Like they're not going to be able to afford to drop a game against a team like the Panthers or the Steelers or the Dolphins, the Jets.

SPEAKER_04 46:20

You get the Bills in Mile High, but Josh Allen's probably out for blood in that game. Oh man. Then you get the Chargers in Mile High to end the season. Yeah, it's a gauntlet. I still think they make the playoffs. I don't know. It depends. Bonex's leg concerns the fuck out of me. Yeah. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 46:39

And you you say you have that concern and you're still like, okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:42

I think their defense is that good.

SPEAKER_02 46:45

Well, uh, I'm gonna do the bills real quick. I think the I'm pretty sure they have a gauntlet as well. But they have Josh Allen. They do. And that's bigger than anything. That's a good feeling. That's gotta be a good feeling, right? Absolutely. Let's see. Damn, bro. I mean, that's a guy you want to go to war with. Who, Josh? Yeah. Absolutely. I'm taking him in any and all battles. Do you do you like the bill? Is this could this be a year where you say that I know that you didn't say it, but we say it every year. Is this a year that they could take the leap? Do you believe in Joe Brady? I believe in Josh Allen. Well, it starts off with the Texans. It's a gauntlet. It's an absolute gauntlet. Texans, Lions, Chargers, Patriots, Rams. This is a gauntlet. They got a tough start to the season, too. Oh my God. That's a tough five weeks. Fuck they don't. They don't owe. You get a break week six and seven. You go Ravens, Minnesota. And then you get the Jets, Dolphins. You get two more weeks off. Then you go Chiefs, Pats, Packers, Bears, Broncos.

SPEAKER_04 48:03

And then you get your last two weeks.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

Hey, bro, this might be the toughest schedule in the league. That's a gauntlet. Jesus, this might be the toughest schedule in the league. The Bills? Yeah. That's a gauntlet. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's not great. The only thing saving them is they get two games against the Dolphins and two games against the Jets. That game.

SPEAKER_04 48:29

And they play the Raiders. That week two game against the Lions and the new high mark is gonna be.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

And that pisses me off. What? Like, we got a brand new stadium. Make them play on the road week one.

SPEAKER_03 48:43

Yeah, but like, come on, bro. It's fucking Josh. It's fucking Josh Allen.

SPEAKER_04 48:49

Yeah, at least it's a good game.

SPEAKER_03 48:51

Yeah, it's fine and all, bro.

SPEAKER_05 48:52

But you're telling me we couldn't have got Lions Bills opening a brand new stadium of Sunday night football.

SPEAKER_04 48:59

Man. That's true. It's a Thursday night game, week two, to open up the season.

SPEAKER_02 49:07

So it's prime time. It's first week.

SPEAKER_05 49:09

No rest. Nothing like a four-day break.

SPEAKER_00 49:13

They're gonna be we'll put you in prime time at least, and you give us the worst one. I mean, I will say this.

SPEAKER_02 49:19

This might be one, I mean, I haven't, I can't I don't have the history of Thursday nights, but like on from what I can see in my recent memory, this is probably one of the best Thursday night football games that I can recall.

SPEAKER_04 49:29

And what on paper?

SPEAKER_02 49:31

Will that be the what second Thursday night game of the year? Or first? Yeah, yeah, it'd be the it'd be it's I mean, technically it'd be the second, but it's a good Thursday night game, man. The Lions gotta have a gauntlet, right? I uh they start they got Saints, Bills. Oh, nah, it's not really outside of the couple that we've seen them in. They get the they got a run that goes Jets, Panthers, Cardinals, and they play the Packers and Vikings. They get the Dolphins, the Patriots, Bucks, Bears, Falcons, Titans, Vikings, Giants, Bears, Packers. That's yeah, they're back. That's yeah. The Lions are back. Again, bro, but I think like the thing that I'm noticing is, and I mean, obviously, you can really say this every year, but like you really like some of these teams like this, like you really can't. And it sucks for these teams because they're gonna be end up competing for like this spot with these teams that got a soft ass schedule. But like, like, again, like the lines, like, they're not going to be able to afford to lose some of these games against some of these teams that suck. All things considered though, like we say a soft schedule. Is there really a soft schedule? Yeah, I mean, the the Patriots schedule last year was soft for sure. Like it was, but it's all against NFL teams. I mean, look, it was abnormal.

SPEAKER_00 51:01

Alabama plays a lot of SEC teams, you know, that's the best conference in college, but you know, they they do have, you know, they will definitely pick up that Georgia Southern game. No, but I'm saying, no, I'm saying even like they're even like the conference opponents, you still got some fucking scrubs.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

That's true. But you know, but that shit like that be the difference, though. Like the difference in a team like the Bills potentially missing the playoffs, and a and another one of these teams making an appearance moving up the ladder is the fact that you don't you don't have to play, you don't have a sequence that goes, you know, you don't play the Texans, Lions, Chargers, Patriots, Rams, Ravens. Those are good teams to avoid, too.

SPEAKER_04 51:44

Chiefs, Patriots, like if there's a division to play, like if there's a division to play, it's definitely the NFC South.

SPEAKER_02 51:52

Yeah, and you don't get any of those games. I wouldn't mind seeing the Falcons.

SPEAKER_04 51:57

No, you don't get the Panthers. I wouldn't mind seeing the Falcons and the Panthers. I got on like I ain't or the Saints. Or the Bucks. I think the Saints are gonna be pretty good. I think the Bucks have a chance to be decent too.

SPEAKER_02 52:10

Uh, you believe in Baker's resurging again? I don't think he went on. Well, they kind of collapsed last year. Baker was just hurt.

SPEAKER_04 52:18

Well, they just hurt and they got, I mean, look, bro, they got T-Rex that looks to be a man on a mission.

SPEAKER_02 52:27

That is true. They do have my defensive rookie of the year. They do. If and if you got defensive rookie of the year. I ain't gonna lie, bro. Let's cook up a futures real quick to end the pod. Because we've already discussed some of these. This shit has to be available, right?

SPEAKER_04 52:43

Yeah, I think it is available. Are you gonna put in the Ruben Bain future?

SPEAKER_02 52:47

Oh, bro, we're about to cook up a we're about to cook up a superlatives right now. Are you going are you parlaying them or are you just gonna straight bet them? Oh, come on, bro. Come on, come on, straight bets. No, we're gonna try to get rich. They don't have them available on Vandal yet. Let me go see if they have them available. You could probably get on Calchi. You could probably get on the predictions market. We don't respect those. It is a dirtbag way of doing it. Oh, here we go. DraftKings, reputable.

SPEAKER_04 53:21

Shout out DraftKings.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

Regular season MVP. We got Caleb Williams plus 1,400.

SPEAKER_04 53:26

Oh, buddy, we're getting rich. Where is he on the list? Who they got number one? Joshua Allen.

SPEAKER_02 53:35

It goes Josh plus 5500, plus 550 Josh, plus 650 Lamar, plus 1,000 for Pat, Herbert, and Joe Burrow. I'm taking Caleb Williams over Joe Burrow and Bro, they've got Drake May and Dak Prescott at better odds to win MVP than Stafford. Yeah, I'm taking that. I don't believe Stafford's. So I'm going Caleb Williams plus 1,400. Is he is he not above Stafford either? He is above Stafford. Is he above Dak? No. No, Stafford and Caleb have the same odds on DraftKings. At plus 14. Dak's at plus 13. Drake Mays at plus 1100.

SPEAKER_04 54:16

I mean, look, we both think Dax's gonna probably have a big year.

SPEAKER_02 54:19

Yeah, but MVP, yeah. Rookie of the Year. I'm gonna ride with my boy. Tate. Plus 550. Carnell Tate. Oh, this isn't value. I figured it'd have more value. Ruben Bain Jr.'s tied for the best odds to win Rookie of the Year. With David Bailey. Caleb Downs, isn't it? Plus 850. Caleb Downs is plus 850. Reuben Baines plus 500. Whoa. I would probably just put Caleb Downs just off the value. I mean, you can feel free to do that. Like I've we've said it multiple times, but there's guys out there that say gold jacket. Gold jacket's definitely got to win defensive rich. DraftKings is dirtbags. They're not gonna let us get rich. Can't parlay it. Nope. Won't be going. We might have to go to Cauchy.

SPEAKER_04 55:14

It's over. We'll just wait until FanDuel releases it.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

That's right. Or bet 365, MGM. See, I know I'm parlaying these somewhere. Offensive player of the year.

SPEAKER_04 55:23

Who you got? Buddy. You got somebody. You got somebody in mind?

SPEAKER_02 55:30

No, I don't really have anybody in mind. I'm looking for some sl some like really good sleeper value. You know who my pick is? Who? Jameer Gibbs. He's the favorite. Is he? What's the odds? Plus 750. I'm taking it. It's funny because I was about to get dirty and I and and I was looking at three people. Puka would be one of my options, probably. Puka's uh Puka's plus 1100. Where's JSN? Plus 1100. Jamar? Plus 950. Yeah, I like all three of those guys. Where's where's Jettas? Jettas is at plus 1400. That's I feel like that's your value. Right? I mean, I kind of like it. Kyler Murray has supported top receivers in his career. Or at least one. Well, yeah, I mean, DeAndre Hopkins ate with him. Eight. Trey McBride ate with him. Yeah, not as much as he ate with Jacoby, but yeah. So Jacoby was so here are a couple that stand out for me that I'm considering I'm looking at Bichon plus 800. I wouldn't touch it. Or he's got to carry the load. Yeah, his back's gonna break.

SPEAKER_00 56:41

I also have a little CD lamb interest.

SPEAKER_02 56:44

Yep, I could see that. And here's my sleeper. A teammate of someone that you mentioned. Alright. He's uh he's a champion.

SPEAKER_00 56:55

Fantasy league champion.

SPEAKER_04 56:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 56:58

There's also a horse. Mr. Amon Ra St.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

Brown.

SPEAKER_04 57:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 57:05

I like him. There's some sleeper value at Malik Neighbors plus 2200. Yeah, the problem with Malik is there's a dart? There's no, it's not even that. They're saying he's probably not gonna be ready week one. Ooh. Yeah, he did have another surgery. What do you think about some going back to the well and going Mr.

SPEAKER_00 57:24

McCaffrey?

SPEAKER_04 57:25

No, there's no way.

SPEAKER_02 57:27

There's no way he does what he did last year again. You think there's a so I'm gonna list you the top ten.

SPEAKER_04 57:35

I would my like my two picks would I know that Jettis seems a little far out, but I my two picks would probably be Jameer Gibbs and then Jettis. I like I could also see JSN, Jamar, Puka. Like you can make an argument for those three. You can make an argument for Amonra, too.

SPEAKER_02 57:55

You can make an argument for Bijan. I just well the difference between every guy that I just named and Bijan is they all have good quarterbacks. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't call Kyler Murray good. That's true. Uh, what about some value on Derrick Henry at plus 2,000?

SPEAKER_04 58:13

Man, he is a fucking house, bro. You haven't seen it, but I was watching the video of him walking into OTAs. That dude is He's massive.

SPEAKER_02 58:24

Dude, they say he spends like 300k a year on his body. You can tell. He doesn't eat fried foods. Dude, he's a house. That dude, shout out to him.

SPEAKER_04 58:34

He is the fucking man.

SPEAKER_02 58:35

He's literally an anomaly. Yeah. No, there's there's no running backs that do what he does. Yeah, because it feels like he still has like two more really good years over here. He's the cheap. I don't know. Like, I don't, it's hard to like, I'm not gonna say no. Like, you can't say no. Right until until it's done, it's uh yeah, it's over. Like you like I have to see him fall off for me to be like, okay. He's one of these people that you just kind of gotta ride it until it won't be done no more. Like, obviously, this isn't the comp like like narrow like apples to apples. Yeah, big paws. Big pause. But but like I see him aging in the sense of like similar to LeBron.

SPEAKER_04 59:18

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 59:19

Like, I don't see Derrick Henry for a running back.

SPEAKER_05 59:22

Like, I don't I'm not saying Derrick Henry's gonna play till he's 40, but like I don't see Derrick Henry not being a productive player.

SPEAKER_04 59:30

Bro, he ran for like 1,500 yards last year. Right. He was 31 years later.

SPEAKER_02 59:37

It's legitimately unheard of. Right. So that's what I'm saying, like he's like he's gonna age in the sense of like he's going to be a productive running back, like starting all pro. Yeah, if he runs for a thousand yards next year, that's a great year. I mean, I feel like a thousand yards is bad. But like for Henry, normal running back from the NFL. For most, you know, if you told me that fucking Tony Pollard rushes for a thousand at 32 years old, I'd be like, oh, great year for him.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:08

It'd be insane.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

But the problem is, is like the fall off for running backs in the NFL. This is a statistic. This is a real statistic. It's like 27 years old. Right. This dude's 32. He's five years past it. Right. Like, I don't see him putting back 1,400 yards again. And this is the thing, is it's not just the mid-level running backs that fall off at 27. It's literally all of them. Like the shelf life is so like it's short. And especially when you considering that he's doing this with no receiving bag at all. Zero. He's just a dog. He's just a dog. I can only run. And you just, dude, it's hard. But like it's hard to bet against him when he just keeps doing it. I don't see him not putting up 1,415 touchdowns. And you see the way he walks. I know, I get it, it's OTAs. There's no pads on. You see this motherfucker walk in in his jersey and the shorts, and you're like, God damn.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:06

Pause.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:09

Like, just like this motherfucker is it doesn't, it doesn't look like he's missed a lick.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:15

Big pause.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:16

That that is a like a body that every man wishes they had.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:22

He's an Adonis. He's an Adonis, bro. Yeah. He's a legitimate Greek statue. Facts, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:30

It's it's shout out Derrick Henry, bro. Yeah, 100%. The dude's incredible. I thought when we got rid of Derrick Henry, I was like, well, I mean, he's probably cooked anyways.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:40

I didn't I didn't feel that way. In fact, when he let when we let him go, and everybody's like, when he signed with Baltimore, he's like, everybody's like, oh man, why did they pay Derrick? Why did they get Derrick Henry? Like, he's washed, he's washed. Like, my literally, when I said, even before it went there, I was like, if Derrick Henry goes to Baltimore, he's gonna be a problem. He has definitely been a problem. Because of like how they how he plays football and how they play football. Like, I don't see that stopping anywhere. Like, if he would have gone to the Cowboys, you know how much. Yeah, but that was like the perfect situation for his career. Like, there's not a better place for him than because they're a run-heavy team, too. Right. Yeah, I shout out to Derrick Henry, man. And with Lamar, yeah, perfect compliment. That man is the man. Like, I I expect Derrick Henry to 1,400 yards, 15 touchdowns. The Derrick Henry. Maybe not 15, maybe like more closer to like 12 or 13. The Derrick Henry glazing's gotta stop, though. I can't. We got I love Derrick Henry. We can't keep doing this. Big Derrick Henry fan. We uh you uh you got anything else? I don't, man. I don't. That's that's episode 22. Other than uh, oh well, no. I mean, you know, Nashville's getting uh Super Bowl 30 Super Bowl 2030. Yeah, it's confirmed. Cam Ward's gonna bring bring us to the ship. We're going. We're going down there, regardless. I would like to be in the stadium. We will be on radio row at least. That would be okay. I would go for that.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:11

But if you're gonna look at me dead in my eyes and tell me, hey, we're gonna we're gonna go hang out on Broadway, I'm gonna tell you to fuck off. I'm not going. Why, bro?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:22

If the Titans are if the Titans are in the Super Bowl, I'm not going to hang out on Broadway. You wouldn't go down there to watch this, you wouldn't go down there to be a part of the like You'd rather obviously we're not gonna have the bread to go or expecting to not have the bread to go. I would rather go, like if we won the Super Bowl, I'd rather go to the parade. I mean, I'm gonna do that regardless, but you wouldn't want to go be in Nashville when the Titans, if the Titans won a Super Bowl. God, it's just gonna be a fucking headache for what? Bro, what do you mean, bro?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:55

It's gonna be a fucking ball, dog. We're gonna be like lighting cars on fire and shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:00

We're definitely not Eagles fans. We're not gonna, it's not like we're going to be able to. Like it would be hype, but it's not gonna be like I think you're expecting it to be like Knicks fans after they won Game One last night. I don't think it's gonna be like that. I don't think that the Titans fan base is that strong. I'm gonna be like that. We could be like that, but we're trying to be. I'm gonna be there doing that. But every Eagles fan is like, go, go, birds, dickhead.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:33

Like, you don't have you don't have to be like Well, you never know, you know? Titans, Cam Ward might turn this city into like a there's a lot of fair weather Titans fans. Yeah, but I I feel like part of that is uh the amount of people that have like, you know, a lot of this growth came from, you know, outside. Like these the these like Nashville isn't filled with Nashvilleans that have been here their whole entire life.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:59

Like it's a bunch of people that are like, oh, I left California, it cost too much, oh taxes.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:04

That's true.

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That's true.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:05

New York, oh, I left all these places.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:09

Shout out to Tennessee, though. Getting the Super Bowl is pretty cool. Like the people that are hardcore Knicks fans, bro, them people were born in a project.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:17

Yeah, like they don't have a way out of New York.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:19

Legitimately, they're fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:21

Yeah, but they feel it, bro. Cause like, here's my thing. I would I feel like if I lived in Nashville, like I hate Nashville as a city, first of all.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:30

I like if I I don't know if that's a great take. Uh yeah, bro. Yeah, but you gotta think, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:38

That's part of it. That's part of what makes the fucking city suck. I'm also not a fan of fucking all these white cowgirl boots and bachelorette parties.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:47

That shit's whack.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:50

I don't want to walk around downtown and all you fucking hear is country music everywhere. The pedal tavern's piss me off.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:57

I don't know if you've ever seen you know the pedal taverns. They'd be all riding that little bike there, drinking bitter, getting fucked up. Hate that shit. I don't know. I guess it's a vibe if you're drunk.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:06

Like the cool the best things about now, I enjoy like the people that be like playing their guitar on the fucking sidewalk more than I do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:14

They do got some bomb ass places to eat, but the thing that bugs me the most about Nashville is it feels like a miniature LA. Everybody's there to try and get famous.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:23

And be trendy.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:26

Take a picture at them fucking Taylor Swift wings.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:30

You know somebody that's.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:31

Girls and then girls go take a picture.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:33

Take a picture on Broadway and then caption it, leave them Broadway girls alone, and it's like them drunk with their beer in their hand and their cowgirl hat and their fucking white boots.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:43

You are the Broadway girl. Fucking hate y'all. That's episode 22. Feels good, feels great. This is a long one. I don't apologize for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:55

Hey man, we're back. Episode 23 will be here soon. Episode 23.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:01

I mean now that we've talked of schedule release, it's it's gonna get real. It's gonna get real gaslighty in here.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:09

Nah, bro. We're gonna start making we're gonna start like formulating like actual like segments and shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:14

It's hard to formulate a segment when you don't have anything to talk about.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:18

Well we can just talk about some things. You know, we'll just make shit to talk about when we formulate the segment.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:23

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:25

You know, we just come up in here and just start chit-chatting.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:28

Yeah, I just can't wait till week one.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:31

Me neither. We're gonna get back to it, bro. That's that's when we blow up. We get to then we get to show people we really actually know fucking ball.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:38

When we can actually like break down games more in detail and you know, talk about who we're gambling on, and you can see how fucking good I am at betting on football.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:49

When they ask me who I'm gambling on, it the the only correct answer is everybody.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:55

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:57

Every game we got a ticket for them all. I'm gonna Brendan Soresby this thing. Oh, he's gonna be betting on will there be basketball? Nah, Brendan Soresby just did a bunch of macro bets. No, brother, you didn't hear this motherfucker. Was betting on a bunch of bullshit. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:14

Oh, he was waking up 3-4 in the morning betting on Korean baseball. He was betting Turkish basketball. He was a dirt bag.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:24

Sounds like a degenerate. He had a real issue. At least he had a bag to follow it up with. Hopefully he was winning. He wasn't.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:33

He should have hedged it by betting against.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:35

He wouldn't have been an addict if he was winning, brother. He would have just been a winner. Wouldn't have been a problem. I've never met a gambling addict that had an issue when they were winning, okay? That's facts. All right. That's facts. I don't endorse gambling. Don't hear what I'm not saying here.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:52

No, we endorse gambling.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:53

Yeah, that's true. I do endorse.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:55

What we don't endorse is DraftKings, holla at you, boy. We don't endorse irresponsible gambling. Yeah. Gamble responsibly. That's why we built parallax. On God. To to help people not be as addicted.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:10

Or be addicted, but actually win.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:12

Take away from parlays. We don't want to be parlay guys anymore, man. Straight betters, man. Yeah, we're trying to change the game here.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:19

Or at least just two leggers, you know?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:21

Nah, fuck that.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:22

Keep it light.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:23

No, no lays. Ooh. Let's see. Hey, your bank account will. I'm lying, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:30

Your bankroll will appreciate it.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:32

Brother, I promise you, I will have nah, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:35

I'll put in a thousand parlays this NFL C. Fuck you, bro. What? You're going against the grain. I'm also going to be a straight better. There you go. Yeah, I'll be better.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:45

If you have 10 straight bets, if you have 10 straight bets and two parlays, I'm cool with that.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:50

Yeah, no. Look, here's what I'll do. Every week, every week it'll be I'm going to straight bet every game. I'll have a TD parlay.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:58

I'll do that every week. I did that every week last year. Facts. We're going to cash, we're going to sting they ass this year. Hey, bro. What you remember the first what four weeks of this season? Man. I was the TDs were rolling through. Hey, bro. We were smacking first TDs. Man. We were really going crazy. The TDs.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:18

The problem is, is we were putting them all on parlays.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:22

Yeah, 100%. That won't, that won't. I mean, I'll still do it, but it won't be as it won't be as prominent. That's right. It won't be as prominent.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:29

Yeah, we're gonna have our gambling segments and all that shit, man. We're gonna, hey, man, we're gonna crank this shit back up a notch, man. We're look, things are moving forward. We might, you know, one of us may be having a career change on the horizon. One of us just had one. Yeah. You know, we're we're gonna look, we're making changes that are necessary. It's all to better the pod. That's right. Because this is my job. I told Pepsi when I got the job.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:54

He just name drop his company.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:56

I already, yeah, what are they gonna do? Fire me? Maybe. Sorry. This will be blown up by this.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:03

By the time someone at work hears it.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:06

Yeah, I've told nobody that I do a podcast.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:08

I tell everybody at work I do a podcast.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:10

I told somebody, I told somebody yesterday he came into the store talking about some I'm a Saints fan. I said, Oh man, you should listen to my podcast.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:17

That's funny because if they asked me if I did a podcast, I would probably tell them no because I just name dropped them.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:24

Hey man, shout out ATT, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:27

Oh shit, we're both gonna get fired.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:30

I said, shout out ATT. I didn't say anything bad about I didn't say anything bad about Pepsi.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:34

That is true. Hey man, look. It's just a good old beverage company. That's right. Big beverage. They can sponsor the podcast. Big telecommunications, bro. How lit would it be if it was we're not experts sponsored by Pepsi? I'll still work for Pepsi just for myself. Ooh. Hey, bro. Look, you should when you get up the ladder, you should like talk to them about like promoting an employee brand. I promise you. No, check me out.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:01

Because I promise you, if we ever start making money off of this, if I can make enough money to not work.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:06

Bro, what if we what if you could land us a cameo in a Super Bowl commercial? And it's like us in the Pepsi commercial with our we're not experts merch on, like our lab coats. We're blowing up. Oh, bro, we're gonna get like a parallax time Pepsi.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:21

We would then make a parallax commercial for the Super Bowl. Alright, man, that's it. We're over here rambling. Episode 22.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:31

Man, episode 22. That's it. Hey man, like, share, subscribe, tell your friends, all that other good stuff. Holler at your boys. We'll see y'all on the next one. Deuces.