
Two Guinea Hens's Podcast
A Podcast hosted by sisters Rosie and Gabby about growing up Italian and so many more other things.
Episodes
52 episodes
A Very Special Message from Rose.... "You do YOU!"
The Two Guinea Hens are still preserving their sanity this week post election and hoping the very best for ALL of their friends around the country and the WORLD. We see you, Germany! ICH BIN GABI!!!!! (Now you know who writes these little blurb...
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Season 11
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Episode 7
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1:00:17

Politics and S**t (Literally)
This week's episode is mostly, 99.99999% about the finale of the Election.Spoiler alert - We discuss who won so if you DVR'd the Election don't listen.The last minute is literally about 💩.Can you believe that s**t?Anyway.....
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Season 11
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Episode 6
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1:02:05

Help Us Find the Electric Grandmother ™️ (Peacock, we're looking at you!)
In this week's episode the focus is on being unfocused. THAT's the show! No focus. Absolutely none. The conversation JUMPS, the laughter flows, and the mic levels feel on point.Here's the thing... The Two Guinea Hens love each other, po...
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Season 11
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Episode 5
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1:00:03

Rose is Mad at Our Sister Angie. (We Don't Have a Sister Angie.)
The Two Guinea Hens are on FIRE this episode! Rose admits to having 4,000 cups of coffee and Gab is, well, Gab. The high energy, ADHD is off the charts in this episode. Where to begin? The sisters don't just discuss their neurodiversity, it's a...
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Season 11
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Episode 4
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1:17:31

Just a Couple of Burned Out Sissies
In this week's episode our two sisters are reunited after Rose's work trip to the great state of Texas. Gab considers Texas, America's Sicily. The two sisters discuss their busy schedules and how they are both feeling the effects o...
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Season 11
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Episode 3
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1:07:04

This Episode is NOT Sponsored by AMC+
Your favorite clucking hens are back with a new episode. They still have zero structure or format. Speaking of which, how does one get those things? They do have loads of energy (thank you Nicholas Coffee)...
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Season 11
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Episode 2
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1:04:31

3-D Jesus and the Tomato Capital of the World.
Rose and Gab are back. (We never really went anywhere.) This is a reintroduction episode to your favorite Italian sissies!We fill you in on where have we been (gittin' sane) and we fill you in on who we are today (neurodive...
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Season 11
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Episode 1
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50:51

the Birthday Episode
It's Gabby's birthday and you are invited to the party. It's just a podcast party, but still. Grab your favorite beverage and join the sisters as they celebrate Gabby's birthday. Fun fact: Rose prayed for Gab to be born. She's basically Nostrad...
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Season 10
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Episode 3
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51:05

Oodles of Dead Celebrities Edition! (Subtitle: What's the deal with Alien Balloons?)
Rosie and Gabby most-likely have ADHD or ADD. Gab is blatantly manic and Rose has an appointment with an ADHD specialist in 2029 (it's hard to see specialists these days). Anyway... Ride the wave of a multitude of different topics including, bu...
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Season 10
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Episode 2
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58:58

Two Guinea Hens Episode "We don't Believe in Numbers"
New Year, new you, new Two Guinea Hens episode! This week the Hens discuss cookies, streaming shows such as: Midnight Mass, Tell Me Your Secrets, She Said, Don't Pick Up the Phone, Wednesday and more!The Hens discuss mental health too b...
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Season 10
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Episode 1
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1:07:09

A Very Special Christmas Episode with The Two Guinea Hens
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanza! Merry Winter Solstice! Happiness to all who celebrate absolutely nothing! Hello, our darlings!!!!Look, we won't be dramatic, the Pandemic didn't BREAK US. Our vacation in 2021 did.
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Season 5
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Episode 1
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1:07:48

Season 5, Episode 2: Easy with the "EASY" Pie Mix, Libby's. {Subtitle: Pie Making Isn't For Lazy People!}
In the second episode of Season Five, The Two Guinea Hens (Rosie and Gabby) have a bone to pick with Libby's Canning Company. They are catering to lazy bakers and it's not cool. Pie making is not supposed to be easy! You want easy? Buy a pie! A...
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Season 5
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Episode 2
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54:08

Season 5, Episode 1: We Went to Snake Island/the Kidnapping Capital of the East Coast!
In the return episode of the Two Guinea Hens (name under construction), sisters Rosie and Gabby discuss their absence from Buzzsprout that was directly related to the worst vacation of their lives. The sisters visited the Kidnapping Capital of ...
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Season 5
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Episode 1
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49:41
Season 4, Episode 6: "I'm Podcasting with Buddy the Elf!"
In this week's episode: the 2GH's review the Friends Reunion now streaming on HBO MAX (not sponsored). They also discuss Mare of Easttown and tell every single spoiler so if you haven't watched, you shouldn't listen to the first half of this po...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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59:52

Season 4, Episode 5: Gab Didn't Fight the Law, the Law Won & Rose is Hot P***ed!
New episode, listeners. Yinz are still listening, right? We don't know... We can't tell (I mean, we can because Buzzsprout alerts us to listens per episode, but you know what we mean). We need to hear more from you... Your fears, cheers, jeers....
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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1:08:14
Season 4, Episode 4: Hammerhead Husband
In a rare, sober episode of The Two Guinea Hens... Gab and Rose are still as wild as ever! Who says, "You need booze to have fun?" Alcoholics do, but they also say you need booze to drive, perform surgery and exist.... So. Rosie an...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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1:04:13

Season 4, Episode 3: "We're Not Like the F***ing Menendez!"
Ciao!Welcome to Season Four, Episode 3 of the Two Guinea Hens. This week your favorite (mostly) Italian sisters talk about all things religion, pandemic, dog poop, pop culture, psychology, family and so much more. Sur...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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54:23

Season 4, Episode 2: "Bubble Bath for Two, Please!"
We did it. We stuck to our word, we made a second episode. Woo Hoo. Ha ha, take that depression. We won (this week).This episode is a little longer than per usual because the Hens got super chatty during the second portion. Hey! You tun...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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1:17:17

S4 - Episode 01: "Be Our Guest!" (Don't cry, Rose!)
Your favorite duo of unhinged Sisters are back for a brand new season of YAMMERING. That's right, this year: We have an original theme song.This year: We are slightly less depressed than last year.This year: We still don't have sponsors...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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1:04:47
Season 3, Episode 3: RIP RBG: "We Asked A Lot From That Woman"
In this episode of Two Guinea Hens, Rose and Gab discuss the state of the World and the state of their minds."The World is a dumpster fire." - Rose"I watched an episode of Friends and became a Buddhist." - GabBe sure to list...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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57:54
Two Guinea Hens - UNHINGED - Episode 1
After hours. After dark. More specifically, after two bottles of Coppola Pinot Noir. Rose hates feet and JD Salinger.Gab's apathetic. Or as a Psychiatrist would describe her, "depressed".Enjoy!Ciao.
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Season 1
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Episode 1
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26:56
Season 3, Episode 2: Trying Not To Be Political While Totes Being Political.
In their second episode back, the Two Guinea try super hard not to be political or depressing. Sadly, they don't achieve their goal. Come on, with the current state of our country, what do you expect them to talk about? The World is on FIRE, y'...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:04:40

Season 3, Episode 1: We're Back! "We Can Get Through This Together."
Ciao!First - Let us apologize for going MIA during this Global Pandemic. We both were struggling mentally and we were adjusting to this "new normal". With that said, we're back and we hope you are ready to listen to your fa...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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1:24:27

Real Season 2, Episode 3: We Put the O in Bonesso!
#CoronaVirus2020Your favorite sisters are back with another episode. This week they are CoronaVirus obsessed as are most of the World during this GLOBAL PANDEMIC. They talk CoronaVirus, they talk death, they talk about Gab's new "shitty...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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55:13
Real Season 2, Episode 2: CoronaVirus got Rose Working From Home and Gab Moving to Wisconsin
#CoronaVirus2020Our Two Guinea Hens are NOT panicking about the CoronaVirus. Or are they? In this week's episode the sisters talk about mortality and preparedness and mostly, toilet paper. Also.. Rose teaches the listeners ...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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58:54