EP 003 | Ginger Privilege, Olympics & Zoology for Morons

We probably shouldn’t have recorded this one.

In this episode, we debate ginger privilege (who actually has it easier?), play Zoology for Morons, talk hockey and the Olympics, and attempt to design the perfect burger… all while a few drinks deep.

Four mics. Zero research. Strong opinions.

2 Guys No Credentials.
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Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:00

Welcome to Two Guys No Credentials.

SPEAKER_04 0:02

We're two completely unqualified people talk about nothing. And everything. Like we know what we're doing. Spoiler. We don't.

SPEAKER_00 0:12

My god, guys. We're here.

SPEAKER_04 0:14

I can't believe we're doing this. I'm excited.

SPEAKER_06 0:17

We're here. We're here. Canada, New York. In Canada, New York. Canada. Canada Iguan. Canada, New York. Come to you, comedy alive. Canada, New York. Men called it Canada Iguan.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

Donald is the Canada Iguan.

SPEAKER_03 0:32

Big Canada fan. Big Canada fan. Yeah, Donald's really imagined. Justin Trudeau, the best ever. Yeah, great guy. Yeah, fantastic. Great guy.

SPEAKER_06 0:40

He's got great pants.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Castro's son.

SPEAKER_03 0:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 0:42

Castro's son. I think believe you've said that. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

I know, right?

SPEAKER_06 0:47

Allegedly. Unbelievable.

SPEAKER_02 0:48

Well, stars and bars, baby.

SPEAKER_06 0:50

They're we're coming for you. We were watching women's curling this morning and USA kicked Canada's ass, I think, right? Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_03 0:58

You mean USA?

unknown 1:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00

It was 87.

SPEAKER_06 1:01

USA. USA North.

SPEAKER_03 1:02

Yeah, USA North. Not not Canada, USA North.

SPEAKER_06 1:06

Was it was that the finals eight seven? I mean, let's be honest.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

They use a freaking leaf as their flag.

SPEAKER_06 1:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

What is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_06 1:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

Like, there's a problem.

SPEAKER_06 1:19

Yeah. Well, what's the issue?

SPEAKER_03 1:23

The issue is it's a leaf. Like, you look at the stars and bars, and it's like, that's old glory.

SPEAKER_05 1:30

You think that's because you're American? Oh, it has to be. 100%. But I think the old Canucks feel the same way about the leaf. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

Speaking of the Canucks, it's a freaking shark. Like what the what's the logo? Yeah, the logo. It's a shark. It's a whale. Oh, my bad. It's a whale. My bad. Vancouver mushrooms.

SPEAKER_06 1:51

It's sometimes a fish. Listen, no, it's a mammal, not a fish.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Oh, it's it's a mammal. It's a meat mushroom.

unknown 1:58

I did.

SPEAKER_06 1:59

One thing I think is kind of weird when you talk about like the Vancouver Canucks. Like the term Canuck, I'm pretty sure, is a derogatory term. And like that's that's the name of an NHL team. That's is it? I think so. So what it? What is Canuck?

unknown 2:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:17

Feeling it's calling somebody a Bostonian or New Yorker.

SPEAKER_06 2:21

Could be. I've no. It's a New York. Pretty close. That's that's good. Pretty close.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Just like woda. It's not, it's water. It's it's not wood. It's it's water. There's an egg.

SPEAKER_06 2:36

What it's written on again?

SPEAKER_03 2:37

It's not wood.

SPEAKER_06 2:40

Donald's from the Midwest.

SPEAKER_08 2:45

Wholesome.

SPEAKER_03 2:46

That's right. There's an egg. W O makes the woo sound. It's water. Like Worcester. Yeah. Oh yeah. Don't get me started on that.

SPEAKER_06 2:57

Don't get him started on that. Listen, I don't want to. Yeah, no. Don't. So can I?

SPEAKER_08 3:02

What's your gripe?

SPEAKER_02 3:03

That's my gripe. It's not, it's Worcester. It's not Worcester.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

There's no H. Spell Chester. You're gonna make me spell now? Spell Chester.

SPEAKER_03 3:14

C-H-E-S-T-R.

SPEAKER_07 3:16

There's no H in Worcester.

SPEAKER_03 3:17

Okay, well, like, why can't it be like there's a Worcester, Ohio?

SPEAKER_07 3:21

No, there's a Wooster.

SPEAKER_03 3:23

No, no, no, no, no, no. W-O-O-S-T-E-R.

SPEAKER_05 3:28

Oh makes ooh.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

You're right, that's true. My argument, you're you're not wrong.

SPEAKER_06 3:34

You know, I can prove it. Uh Ninja Turtle Secret of the Ooos. Oh oh.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 3:39

Wow, nice.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

I like that.

SPEAKER_06 3:40

So so Woos. Okay, all right. I'll concede.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

I'll concede. All right.

SPEAKER_06 3:45

What do we got on our list today?

SPEAKER_00 3:46

Well, I want to ask you a question, guys. When you were driving up here, was it nighttime?

SPEAKER_06 3:50

No.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Oh, so it was nighttime when we were driving up, and um, there's these bright lights over this hill, like far away over this hill. And Pages is like, is that the northern lights? Like, she's really excited. And I'm like, I don't think so. We're driving southwest. So I doubt it. So we're both really like, how what is this? And she's like, no, this is some sort of like space phenomenon.

SPEAKER_07 4:18

Like, hold up. Northern lights, very dumb. You were coming from Connecticut to New York. You were driving northwest.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

No, we were driving southwest at the time.

SPEAKER_07 4:34

You're driving southwest.

SPEAKER_00 4:35

At the time. At the time.

SPEAKER_06 4:38

G graphy. I'm no compass, man. I'm no compass Scientologist. Sorry. Do they does Scientology have compass? I don't know. People? Just the Compass Scientists. I think they have to ask their elders. All right. Well, does anybody have any regrets this week? I don't have any. I'm here. I'm excited. I wasn't like two weeks ago, but I'm here now.

SPEAKER_03 5:03

Yeah, I have regrets of watching Canada play curling this morning. Winning.

unknown 5:09

Damn.

SPEAKER_06 5:10

He's upset.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

I'm upset. Wait, Canada won? I thought we were came back.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

I don't know if you're going to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

The women? Oh, I thought I was just saying.

SPEAKER_02 5:18

There's 8-7 on a show that nobody um but other than that, no regrets. No, no, I'm no regrets. Not taking a tinkle right before this.

SPEAKER_06 5:26

You regret not tinkling first. Yeah. Yeah. We're in it now.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

You guys were talking about peeing like for five minutes over there.

SPEAKER_06 5:33

I would have started scoop instead. I I did tinkle, but I can't tinkle again. Jeff on the seal bro. I don't have any regrets this week. Uh I really didn't have any last week either, and then it came to me in a sudden. So I'm happy to be here, man. Alright, great. Me too. A couple regrets. Yeah, no, no regrets this week. Weird. No. I usually hit everything, so I guess. I guess if I had to pick one, it was yet yesterday. Uh we forgot lime juice. Oh, I and that that turned into be a that turned out to be a problem.

SPEAKER_00 6:07

Yeah, I regret you not getting lime juice as well.

SPEAKER_06 6:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:10

Can a seltzer was on the list?

SPEAKER_01 6:13

It was it was on the list. Nope. The list said what we need from Moscow Mules.

SPEAKER_04 6:19

This page is fall. I got missed.

SPEAKER_06 6:21

Alright. Well, anyway, we're on our annual trip, but it's not really annual because we skipped November because we couldn't make it work.

SPEAKER_04 6:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

We're in Canada Iguana Stan. Uh and uh that's by the finger lakes, if anybody's wondering, Canada Iguana Stan. And uh Hunter Biden might be stopping by soon. He likes the finger lakes. So nobody's got any regrets. That was easy. Yeah. Do you have anything you want to well? Actually, let's save the game for a little bit. Let's have some convo first.

SPEAKER_06 6:54

Uh anything you want to get into? Redheads? Yeah. This is something we were talking about a little bit earlier. Uh, I think it is way easier for a ginger to be a woman than it is for a ginger to be a man. Couldn't agree more. Right? I don't want to see that. I can't explain why. What what what makes it easier? I've never seen a ginger man. I've seen plenty of hot ginger women. There you go. Never?

SPEAKER_03 7:21

Oh. Didn't think of one. Ed Sheridan? And he Dalton doesn't do it for you. Ed Sheridan. Oh, yeah, that he's hot.

unknown 7:29

He's hot. Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 7:35

Donnie.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

You walked into something. Jesus. So anyway.

SPEAKER_03 7:44

Let's be honest, guys.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

Donnie's gone.

SPEAKER_03 7:48

Ask 50,000 females that go to his concert. He's a hot male.

SPEAKER_06 7:54

Is that why they're going?

SPEAKER_03 7:56

Oh, they well they don't like his music. He does have the voice of an angel.

SPEAKER_06 8:01

He does have the voice of an angel. And of a ginger.

SPEAKER_03 8:04

And of a ginger.

SPEAKER_06 8:05

How is a how is a ginger with no soul an angel? How's that work? Oh, that's all right.

SPEAKER_00 8:16

I just don't understand what makes it easier. Okay, so we've decided that there's no hot ginger men, but there's hot ginger women.

SPEAKER_07 8:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:27

How does that make their lives easier or not?

SPEAKER_07 8:30

Being hot makes it easier.

SPEAKER_00 8:32

But do like, I mean, does not being hot make it more difficult?

SPEAKER_06 8:36

I think I think it's or it just not it makes it not easier. Makes it not easier. Any more brain busters? Hey, listen. I don't know. I think we were just talking about this earlier. I think like like a woman could dye her hair red, and like that's a style choice. There's not a single dude that would be like, oh, you know what I need to do is red my tips. Red my tips? Yeah, you remember frosted tips?

SPEAKER_03 9:06

Now you know what we were talking about yesterday.

SPEAKER_06 9:07

Do you remember frosted tips?

SPEAKER_03 9:09

Yeah. Oh you know what we were talking about yesterday? If Grizzly Adams had a red beard. Well, he did have a beard. He did have a beard. No way that it was red. But if it was red, think about it.

SPEAKER_06 9:20

Like, pretty hot. Wow, Donald's on one today. Yeah, he really is.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

For a married man with a child, he really likes What can I say? He really likes Ginger Men. Listen, he's on vacation. Yes, he's on.

SPEAKER_06 9:37

Oh my god. I would not want to be a vacation.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Canada and iguana. I would not want to be around. Oh not Bangladesh. Canada, iguana-ish, Pakistan-ish. Yeah. All of those. All of those.

SPEAKER_06 9:52

That's where we're we are for every everyone. I do have to say, I would not want to be in your household around Christmas time when there's a lot of gingerbread.

SPEAKER_02 10:01

Oh my god, it's so hard.

SPEAKER_06 10:08

Oh wow. This gingerbread man has three legs. Ooh. I wasn't even going to mention the ginger thing. I'm so glad I did. Yeah, I'm glad you brought it up. Yeah. I mean, this was a serious topic. I was just going to talk about something light, like voter ID. Come.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

What? Come on, what? Come. Come on, what?

SPEAKER_05 10:32

We're good.

SPEAKER_06 10:35

This is a this is a serious pod. We talk about serious things.

unknown 10:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:40

We also talk about not serious things. Yeah. Like like ginger, like ginger asses. I'm sorry, ginger butts. You can say asses, Todd.

unknown 10:52

Took us.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

Took us, yeah. Ginger. Ginger took us. Yeah, like like you said, Christmas time. That's ginger fanny. Turn cover. I gotta I gotta I g I gotta contain myself at Christmas time.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

Ginger fanny. That's my favorite one. All right. Well, um, all right, I'll let you guys decide. Voter ID or the game.

SPEAKER_06 11:14

I think I like I like games. I like I think I like the game. I like the game. All right, I like voter ID, but whatever. All right, here is the rule, okay? I'm gonna name animals, and you guys are gonna put them in categories. When you pick the category, you have to just defend why you put them in that category.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 11:33

There's four categories.

unknown 11:34

Snacks.

SPEAKER_06 11:35

Nope. Dog. No. Dog, cat, water, or bug. Dog, cat, water, or bug. Got it. Okay. All right. Do you understand the rules, everyone? Sure. Yeah. Alright, well, do a test run really easy. Dog. Dog. Dog. Okay. Okay. Good job, guys.

SPEAKER_00 11:59

Wasn't expecting that. Alright. One real easy one. Ant.

SPEAKER_06 12:06

Uh bug for sure, right? Yeah. Great job. All right. 100%. Okay. So these were easy, so I didn't have you defend. All right. So now I'm gonna give you one and you have to defend. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

Horse. Dog. Why? Four legs, furry-ish. People pet them. So people bathe them. Same with cats.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

I I was just gonna say, uh, I just getting ready to say cat. People don't bathe cats.

unknown 12:33

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

Cats bathe themselves.

SPEAKER_04 12:35

Some people, yeah, but they get bathed.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

But some horses don't get bathed either. So so they're they're there. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah. So my wife would probably like this would be an interesting one, right? Because she would be, you know, she I would like to know what her theory on these categories would be for where she would put this. But I would say a cat simply because a cat traditionally, traditionally, has shorter hair, right? There are there are fluffier cats out there, I get it. But it does have four legs. I agree with you there. Hopefully, hopefully. Like it could be I stopped myself. I was gonna say the R-word, and I didn't say it. Good job, Donald. Retired? It could be retired and only have three legs. That's exactly right. Um, but four legs, shorter hair.

SPEAKER_06 13:33

Um yeah, I would that's and I feel like they're a little ornery.

SPEAKER_03 13:38

Yeah, like cats because they got all ventilations.

SPEAKER_06 13:43

Horny.

SPEAKER_03 13:44

It depends. Cats can be horny too.

SPEAKER_06 13:46

Like, I mean, cats get horny, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

Yeah, and horses I've definitely seen get horny. Like it's it's them and gingerbread men get it going.

SPEAKER_06 13:54

All right, so go ahead. I'll say cats. I'm gonna take an opposite approach here. It's a bug. Why is it a bug? It's a bug because, like the other categories, right? It's got legs, and some you can have as pets. You can have an ant as a pet, for example, in an ant farm. Uh, but it eats leafy things like a bug.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

All right. I like it. The correct answer, of course, is cat. Donald's right.

SPEAKER_06 14:22

Definitely not water. Definitely not one. It's definitely not water. All right, guys. That one was right out. Here's a tough one coming at you. Are you guys ready? Lobster. Oh, that's a water bug.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

It's definitely not cat, definitely not dog.

SPEAKER_03 14:37

Yeah, yeah. No, it lives in the water, but it's a bug of the water. Ooh. And we have to pick one. We have to pick one.

SPEAKER_06 14:46

You have to pick one.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

I think it's more bug. I think it's more water. I I I think I think it's more more bug because I like I I agree with you. Like I think it's it it while it lives in the water, it still is a very small species in the water that makes it kind of like bug-ish, right? Like, there's not very many like big bugs out there. I'm following it. It's got long spindly legs and pinky. Yeah, I would say bug.

SPEAKER_06 15:15

Here's why I'm going water.

SPEAKER_03 15:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 15:17

Let's let's dummify this.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

Yeah. Close your eyes.

SPEAKER_02 15:21

All right. They're closed. You're out. You just ordered a lobster. Okay. Right. It doesn't have butter on it, though.

SPEAKER_07 15:28

That's I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take you through this. You gotta you just ordered it.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

You don't want you.

unknown 15:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:33

You're having a shandy, nice citrusy beer to wash down your lobster. Summer in the Cape. Oh you're I'm already you're already going where I'm gonna take you. Right? Waiter comes around. I would say waitress, but the first half of your conversation, I I think you'd like a waiter.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

A ginger one.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Um, yes. Ginger one, yes, keyword. Um, he comes around. Hey Donald, here's your twin lobsters. Little little cup of melted butter, some lemon.

SPEAKER_00 16:03

I'm getting hungry.

SPEAKER_07 16:04

You're pouring the lemon on the on the lobster. You crack the tail, you're dunking in the butter. You take a bite and you look out. What do you see? A bug. That's not true.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

You see the ought to see. You see the ocean. Yes, you're right. You saw the ocean. You see, you see water. You see water, you're right. It's water. No, it it it's bug.

SPEAKER_06 16:26

It's definitely bug. It's water.

unknown 16:28

It's bug.

SPEAKER_06 16:30

You're right. We got another one. You want more? One more. Take it to the quarterback. Just one? Just one more. Just one. Oh no, you can do more. Wait, wait, wait. For the record, I'm two for two.

SPEAKER_00 16:40

Yeah, you're for you're I'm not keeping score, but sure. Yeah, I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_06 16:42

Well, it is a game. You are winning. Yeah, I'm winning. You don't win anything, but you are winning.

SPEAKER_00 16:47

All right. Um another hard one. Snake.

SPEAKER_06 16:52

Snake's a bug.

SPEAKER_07 16:55

No legs, but it's crawling around the dirt.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

Everyone goes, ew, snake. I I you know, I because because the categories you gave cannibalistic bug.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

It it has to eat other bugs, some snakes?

SPEAKER_03 17:07

See, you're you're making good points here too, because right, like a a bug really is not a carnivore in a way, right? But a snake can technically eat meat and be a carnivore. It has to be. So can lobster. Yeah, that's true, too. Um just a soup domain.

SPEAKER_06 17:26

He's gotta think it's birth control. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:29

Uh I would agree with you. Like, uh I think I think it's gotta be a bug. I I I don't I think it has to be.

SPEAKER_06 17:34

It's a cat. It's a cat. Yes, snakes are.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna need you to explain this.

SPEAKER_06 17:40

Snakes are solitary for the most part, don't want to be around anyone else. They are predators like a cat. They kind of clean themselves like a cat, and I don't want to be around it. Could be water.

SPEAKER_05 17:56

Could be water? No legs.

SPEAKER_03 17:59

The water doesn't have legs.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

There are water snakes.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Like, let's be honest. Like, Tina's not wrong. T he's he actually I'm gonna say I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say a bug still because I I stood on that, but I can see where Tina's right.

SPEAKER_07 18:18

I'm leaning, I'm leaning bug, but snake fits into the most categories so fine.

SPEAKER_03 18:27

Water. Water. Yeah. Tina's right.

SPEAKER_00 18:30

Water. Water. I'm gonna add one more.

SPEAKER_06 18:33

It like a snake will like slip through your fingers like water will if you try to hold it. It's all sinking. I'm really bad at this game. I mean it's no, you're doing great. I'm doing great. Thanks. Objectively bad. You all you all you almost convinced me a snake is a cat. Yeah? Yeah, you're I think you're doing great. Thanks. Keep it up, bro. Thanks. Yeah, all right. Let's do another. All right, one more. Maybe two. Who knows? Or maybe six. Yeah. Um Capybara. Capibara. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. All right, it's a dog. It's a dog. It's a dog. It's a dog. What is that? It's like the largest rodent on earth. So it's a bug then. So it looks like a guinea pig? It's a bug. Rodent bug.

SPEAKER_05 19:25

If it makes me go eel, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:27

This won't make you go eel. No, it won't make it go eel. I want to punk. You'll go, uh. It's just like a raccoon. No.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

Raccoons are just raccoons are bugs. They're cats, but they're bandits. Yes. Yes. All right. That's a capybara.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

So, okay, so if you're talking about this. Oh, so it's a hamster. What about a porcupine? What's a porcupine?

SPEAKER_00 19:50

Well, we're not, we're doing capabara. Oh, bye bad. Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_06 19:54

If you wanna if you wanna run this game, you're gonna have to run your own. Okay. Sounds great. Well, to answer your question, dog, done. Porcupine's a dog? Oh yeah. I think porcupine's a cat. I can be sold on it. Ornery? Well, hurt ya?

SPEAKER_01 20:12

I'm gonna look they're not.

SPEAKER_06 20:14

Lots of sharks though.

SPEAKER_03 20:15

It's not it's not it's not a bug. So it so it's a cat or a lots of sharp things.

SPEAKER_00 20:21

It's a cat.

SPEAKER_03 20:22

Alright.

SPEAKER_06 20:22

Uh yeah, I'm in.

SPEAKER_00 20:24

Dogs are like loyal, they're friendly, they want to lick you.

SPEAKER_06 20:27

Well, have you ever talked to a porcupine? Maybe get to know him. No. Tell me about your dog.

SPEAKER_00 20:32

Baloo? He is really cute. Nothing going on upstairs.

SPEAKER_04 20:37

The lights on, but no one's home.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

Yeah, he's so stupid. And it's a good thing he's so stupid because he loves everyone, which also could put him in danger one day.

SPEAKER_06 20:45

It will put him in danger. Yeah. It's put me in danger multiple times. I'm never in danger because I hate everything. So they're uh do you do it? Do you want to do another or we want to move on? Whatever you want. I mean, I think this is worth pointing out because Tino's opened our eyes while we're talking about categories. Tino's has opened our eyes into the world of uh food categories.

SPEAKER_08 21:10

Food categories?

SPEAKER_07 21:12

Yeah, food boils down to a couple things. Chips, candy, earth.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

What was the other one? There was one more. Chips, candy, earth. Meat? No, that's earth.

SPEAKER_06 21:24

No, I think I think that's just a three. It's either chips or it's candy. Drinks. That's not food. Soup? That's that's drink. That's drink. That's drink. Food strength. Okay. Maybe it was just a three. I think it's just a three. It's either yeah, because it's either chips or it's candy. Chips, candy, or earth. Yeah. For example, steak. Earth, earth, earth.

SPEAKER_00 21:51

Alright. Yeah, we can all agree on that. That's a good game, too.

SPEAKER_06 21:55

Don donut. Candy. Candy. Easy. Oh, donuts and candy.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

No, I'd say earth. Why? Because the donut. Well, while it depends on the type of donut, but it's bread. It's wheat. It's grown. Bread is candy.

SPEAKER_06 22:16

Bread's not candy. Hold on.

SPEAKER_07 22:18

Unsweetened candy.

SPEAKER_00 22:20

No, the Northern American, where we reside, uh, bread is candy because it's got a ton of sugar in it.

SPEAKER_07 22:27

Yeah, it's unit's unsweetened candy.

SPEAKER_06 22:29

Bread in maybe the UK, we might say, is earth because it doesn't have any sugar in it. Like Italian bread in Italy? Probably. I just started playing this game. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

This is but that that's just like, but but you see my process. I see your process. I see where you're going. Yeah, like I like I would I would I would argue that if you if you overcook bread, it becomes chick. Well, okay, so to your point, yeah. So it could be all three categories, right? Like it like again, I see your point. But like we're sitting here we're sitting here saying a donut. The reason we're saying donuts are candy is because of the glaze and the sugar and all that crap that's on top of that. That's a donut.

SPEAKER_01 23:08

Yeah. Yeah. The reason I say watermelon sour patch kids are candy. It's not the watermelon is is candy, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 23:18

I know the sugar. I see your point. Yeah, it's the sugar for sure. Okay, so but but I would argue, I I can make an argument, I feel like. Chocolate covered bacon. That donut the basis of a donut, the base of a donut is earth. The base of a donut is earth because the base is wheat. Then everything's earth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, of cheese.

SPEAKER_06 23:42

Because the cheese is we're all made of the stuff that stars are made of.

SPEAKER_03 23:46

So okay.

SPEAKER_04 23:48

Everything could be space.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

All right, fair. You're not going to change my opinion that I think that it still is the base. The basis of the question.

SPEAKER_05 23:55

Just a hundred people, where does dawn or fall?

SPEAKER_03 23:58

You're the only one calling it Earth.

SPEAKER_05 24:01

That's that's you know what? That's fair, but it could be different.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

But yeah, but I'll be different. But I'll say it.

SPEAKER_06 24:06

Let me ask you a question. Okay. Pecans.

unknown 24:10

Who?

SPEAKER_06 24:10

Pecans pecans. Pecan. Pecans. Chip. Chip? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 24:16

Um, what were earth candy or um well?

SPEAKER_06 24:21

I'm trying to get somewhere with this.

SPEAKER_03 24:23

Yeah, no, I would say um What if I candy those pecans?

SPEAKER_06 24:28

Candy. Are you happy with my compromise? But yeah, because I would say, like a donut, I have a if I smoke a pole, I have a boyfriend. Well, I was trying, but they have one.

SPEAKER_03 24:48

Yeah, no, I okay.

SPEAKER_06 24:50

That's you're you maybe you're just holding it until I'm getting guys.

SPEAKER_03 24:55

I hear the basis of this, I can't disagree. Okay, a donut is definitely candy-esque, right?

SPEAKER_06 25:02

So you have one category. Yeah, one category. There's no if.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

Okay, then I'm saying wheat. I'm I'm I'm disagreeing with the cat. There is no wheat category or uh earth. I'm saying earth category. So because because wheat is earth.

SPEAKER_06 25:17

We have only said one food. Yeah, yeah, this is great. This is good. This is great.

SPEAKER_05 25:23

Big debate here.

SPEAKER_06 25:24

Name a food. Yeah, you're in charge of that.

SPEAKER_05 25:27

This is uh we'll make it tough. Okay. Let's go with Eric's chili with chocolate in it. Oh, it's chips.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

Jesus. Candy. It's chips. Candy. It's got it's got it's clean. I think it's earth. Whoa. It's candy because there's chocolate in it. Yeah, but it's too many vegetables. First off, can we also talk about that Eric's chili is hands down? I've had a lot of chili in my life, but I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it's top two. Uh I because I like I don't know, I can't think of top two is great. Yeah, no, no, no. I like I would I would argue anything. I'm not I'm not a mathematician, but I think that's in the top ten. Yeah, no, no, no. I will say I would say that like when so the first time we ever had Eric's chili for reference for viewers here was when we had, I believe it was our first Friendsgiving that we had. Um and yeah, I think so. And and we we were cooking it because we were going to a football game like the next day or something, and we were was that our first? I want to say it was our first, maybe second. I can't I can't remember.

SPEAKER_08 26:46

Yeah, football games.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

Yeah, I think it was. And so, so yeah, and no, that would have been the second one then. Oh I can't remember, but but either way, like so we're cooking it the day before, and Eric's putting all this what I would call crazy shit in it, but but good, but good stuff. Good stuff, all stuff I hate, but somehow it tastes good. It tastes good, right? You're exactly right, yeah. And then all of a sudden I see him ask his wife, Paige, for the chocolate bars, and I said, Eric, what the hell are you putting in this? And the only words back to me were just trust me. And everybody knows, like, so so Tino's wife and I have very similar uh palate tastes, which is not a lot, and I'm sitting here thinking non-existent, non-existent, right? And so I'm sitting here and I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, there is no way this is gonna be good. And the next day we get to There is no way we get to Pittsburgh and we put it on the uh stove, let's call it the stovetop that I believe you brought. Yeah. It's the best chili I've ever had. I appreciate it. Top two. No, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I rephrase top two.

SPEAKER_06 28:10

Hey, I'll take it. I appreciate that. Top two, top, top two. That's a great place to be. Like I said, I would in the top one. Yeah. I I agree with Donald. I think that it's a especially when you added the crystal meth, was uh excellent touch. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

Wow. I mean, it was still cold that day.

SPEAKER_05 28:28

He could because literally half the ingredients I hate.

SPEAKER_06 28:32

Yeah, yeah. What are the half what have any orange vegetable is disgusting? Yeah, he hates carrots, dude. Carrots, sweet potato, squash, all really. Still ate it, it's still good. Yeah, what about a like an orange like bell pepper?

SPEAKER_05 28:50

I guess I I guess I would eat that. But that's chips. Peppers, peppers, chips. Peppers, chips?

SPEAKER_01 28:57

Peppers, chips.

SPEAKER_05 28:58

Because you can cry.

SPEAKER_01 28:59

Raw peppers, chips? Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_06 29:01

Flirts with earth, but flirts with earth.

SPEAKER_01 29:03

It's chips.

SPEAKER_06 29:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:05

It's got a snack.

SPEAKER_06 29:07

Bell peppers and earth. They got to first base. They flirted. They went to the movies. Didn't go much further than that. Alright. My favorite thing is like you somehow tried to pass a beer under the table, but you pass it obviously over the table. Yeah. Any other questions? This isn't going on YouTube, that's for sure. Just the audio. I'm just gonna have the logo the entire time. Wow. I really enjoyed these games. Yeah, this was great. Yeah, I think the world needs to know about the food categories. That's why that's why I wanted them. Oh, let's do another one because I think the world needs to understand.

SPEAKER_03 29:53

Yeah. I'll I'll I will also add in here though, too, to the food category, like all three of you, excluding myself, because I'm not a good cook.

SPEAKER_04 30:02

Does that up to three?

SPEAKER_03 30:03

It does add up to three. You guys are again, like I said, three of the best cooks as far as homemade meals that I've had in a long time. So big moves to all three of you. Thanks, dude. Appreciate it, man.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

You guys allove science? Favorite meal to cook. Ooh, that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_06 30:23

I love this. I love this movie.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

So are you including any that it's not a good cook? Like I agree. You probably dishes. Yeah, chips and salsa, right?

SPEAKER_06 30:33

Well, I Daniel's got a sweet tooth, so it could be candy.

SPEAKER_03 30:36

Okay, so so go ahead and start. Okay, so I'll start. So my favorite meal is for sure steak and then a twice sus baked potato.

SPEAKER_04 30:45

Chips.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Yeah, that'd be chips. Potato chips, steak, earth. You haven't you have enough kind of a kind of a boat, right? Yeah, that's right. You kind of put them together. It's almost like that ginger, right? You put that ginger with the yeah, yeah, we're good. Oh, me with a ginger, like, yeah, we're good, we're good. Yeah, yeah, you are.

SPEAKER_06 31:10

All right. Male ginger, right? As what we're talking about. The big bagels feather he is, he loves the shit out of Andy Dalton. Damn right. Well, that's where all this is coming from. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that's where it started. Memory of jurons to Andy.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

He was a big horn frog guy, too. Horn frog. Yeah, horn frog.

SPEAKER_06 31:29

Oh. Jesus Christ. All right.

SPEAKER_03 31:31

Hey, that's the one for you. Go back to our animal category, real quick. Where do you put a horn frog at? I don't even know what a horn frog is.

SPEAKER_06 31:38

It's obviously a bug. It's a bug.

SPEAKER_03 31:41

It's a bug.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

Yeah, no, it's not living in water.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

It's just splashing a bug. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_06 31:48

It lives lakeside.

SPEAKER_03 31:49

Is that a real animal? That's a that's a serious animal.

SPEAKER_06 31:51

Oh yeah, it sure is.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Is it a real horn frog?

SPEAKER_06 31:53

They don't really have like horns, they got like lumps on the top of the that they they kind of like resemble horns. But they're they're big though. Okay. They're massive.

SPEAKER_03 32:02

Like they don't uh uh like a full horn frog, you like engulf your your fingers. If you're messing with me, uh you fully have me believe, but it are you no, I'm dead serious. It's a real animal. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 32:12

Well how do two guys know credentials, Mr. Attenborough? I work in vet med now. Yeah, I'm sure you're watching a lot of horned. What's your favorite meal to cook? My favorite meal to cook, so it changes, you know, right now. It's it's middle of winter. Middle of winter. Uh, it's this still applies to me though. Uh, fresh pasta and you make linguine clams with it.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

I didn't ask Eric.

SPEAKER_06 32:42

Huh? I asked you. It's gonna apply to you. No, no, it's still it still applies for the winter. Yeah. Linguini clams with fresh pasta. My favorite thing to do right now. Man, this is a tough choice. I agree. Because I really enjoy making Tuscan shrimp, but I do really like making Mary Mead chicken, which is basically the same thing when with chicken.

SPEAKER_05 33:08

So uh little sun-dried tomato. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 33:15

I'm gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna say I like uh Merry Me Chicken. Alright. Yeah, let's go. Uh that's that's definitely chips. Ooh. I don't know. It tastes so fucking good. Maybe can't say pasta? Yeah, my mine's uh Louine clams. Oh your herb. Listen, I've your drink. Your herb. Again, your herb. Ocean drink. Ocean drink. The big drink.

SPEAKER_03 33:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 33:43

Ocean drink, straw float.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

Yeah, but like how how do you get ocean drink out of that when it's ocean. With with with wood. It's water. It's wood.

SPEAKER_06 33:55

Oh, sorry, yeah. I'm sorry. Woodle. I never thought about it. I thought mine was chips.

SPEAKER_07 34:01

Pasta would lean chips.

unknown 34:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:03

Yeah. But you had the clams. It's now drinking. That's that's the that's the main event. Yeah. Mine tastes so good. It's fucking candy, bro. Yeah, let's go. Let's fucking go. Sun-dried tomatoes, I lean candy. I could see candy for sun-dried tomatoes, but it's not the star of the dish. When you make Marion chicken, it kind of is. It's just fucking chicken. I don't know if it's I you know what though? I don't think it's the star. It's like a really important like backup vocalist. It's Kevin Cutterline. What's happened back there? Andy Dalton.

SPEAKER_08 34:43

And he doesn't have any.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

Alright, my favorite. And I'm gonna make it hard on the earth chicken. Earth uh chip thing. Yeah, chip. Yeah. I like when I like to cook, I like to make make it a drawn-out process. I love the process of it. So some sort of a braised beef sandwich.

SPEAKER_07 35:09

I'm just making a sandwich that's taking me about 12 hours. So, you know, you rub the beef, you fear the shit out of it.

SPEAKER_01 35:18

Yeah, you put it in a big Dutch oven or a big uh roasting dish with some broth, some vegetables. And then you bake it for brazen, I guess. Yeah, earth flavored several hours.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

Right now you're at earth.

SPEAKER_01 35:34

But then you're putting it on a nice brioche or maybe a pretzel bun if you're feeling real fried.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

You're still at ciabatta. Garlic ciabatta. You're still at earth.

SPEAKER_06 35:48

Listen, I'm gonna say this once and once only. I fucking hate pretzel buns, and I think they're so goddamn stupid.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

I think pretzels ow in general, not just the bun.

SPEAKER_06 35:59

I see, I disagree with you. Why why would why? How can you? How can I? Yeah, it's just so it's such a fad. Pretzels are bread for kids. They they are.

SPEAKER_03 36:11

Maybe that's why, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:12

It's bread in a fun shape.

SPEAKER_03 36:14

But but like you add a little bit of salt to it, like, which granted, so again, that's partially. That's why I can easily be a fat ass, and I'm not, because I run four miles a day. But at the end of the day, like you're exactly right. Like, pretz pretzel buns are not good for you. I totally agree with you.

SPEAKER_00 36:38

No, I'm not saying they're not good for you.

SPEAKER_06 36:40

I think it's stupid. Anything fatty? I don't like not fatty, fattish, fattish. No.

SPEAKER_02 36:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 36:49

Like, you uh truffle fries? No, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 36:52

Uh yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_06 36:53

Bring me your bland. Your bland is fried.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

Why do you need mushrooms? Why do you need much?

SPEAKER_06 36:58

Oh, old bay on fries is good. Delicious.

SPEAKER_03 37:00

You know who we need here? You know who we need to talk about for old bay fries is is James. Like, you talk about that's he's he's from the milk drinker? Well, the the wife, God bless her, is the milk drinker. He is too. I forgot about that. James is a milk drinker.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Yeah, but but I was you guys all drink milk drink.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

I know I drink milk. I have two percent, baby. You guys all drink milk.

SPEAKER_06 37:24

When do I drink milk?

SPEAKER_07 37:25

If you didn't, if you don't drink it now, you're sucking out of a titty once.

SPEAKER_06 37:29

Yeah, yeah, but I'm I'm I'm Eric formerly known as the milk drinker.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

I don't drink milk now.

SPEAKER_06 37:39

Like Prince. No, uh no, no, no. Except a lot.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

I I I get I fully am on board with it.

SPEAKER_06 37:45

I now milk is delicious.

SPEAKER_03 37:47

Yes, I I agree.

SPEAKER_06 37:49

How is it how is it delicious? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 37:52

It's not so do you drink milk? It's good. Like when you eat it, it makes my head feel good or makes my mouth feel good. Milk is candy.

SPEAKER_03 37:58

You don't milk drink, really. Chocolate milk candy. No, that is that you want to talk about a game that you can play that you can get milk candy. Cereal is a candy. 99% of it. He might be right about this. 99% of it is candy.

SPEAKER_06 38:13

Cereal.

SPEAKER_03 38:14

Cereal is candy.

SPEAKER_06 38:15

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 38:16

Yeah, like because it might be cereal. It depends how big the cereal is. Well, I'm just thinking like Lucky Charms.

SPEAKER_06 38:22

Fruity Pebbles.

SPEAKER_03 38:23

Fruity candy.

SPEAKER_06 38:24

All right.

SPEAKER_03 38:24

Candy.

SPEAKER_06 38:25

If it like what's big golden grams?

SPEAKER_03 38:28

Candy. Cinnamon toast crunch? Sugar sugar, candy. Kind of chip? No, I so I okay.

SPEAKER_06 38:34

I will say cinnamon toast crunch when you eat dry. When you eat it dry, it's a chip. Cinnamon toast crunch when you eat it dry is when you go into that bag? Absolutely not. Any, any, no, it's candy.

SPEAKER_05 38:44

Anything grab and do this is auto chip.

SPEAKER_06 38:49

Auto chip? Jolly rancher. I can't break it.

SPEAKER_07 38:52

Wait, I had sitting there like all right.

SPEAKER_06 38:56

Sweetest fish. Hmm.

SPEAKER_07 38:59

Good question.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

Yeah, uh candy. No crushed candy. No crunch. Wait, so are you saying Lucky Charms is a chip?

SPEAKER_07 39:09

No, that's candy.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

No, you just lucky charms. Lucky Charms is this big. Yeah, but but a cinnamon chip's crunch is that big.

SPEAKER_07 39:18

It's the size of a cheese it, which is a chip. No, it's smaller than that. It's the size of a cheese it.

SPEAKER_03 39:24

It's you're you're not far off.

SPEAKER_07 39:26

Lucky Charms is like chinoos. If you're sitting there eating that, you're gonna disagree.

SPEAKER_06 39:31

All of this. Listen, we can all agree kick sucks. Kicks is stupid. Kicks is insane. Kix is underrated.

SPEAKER_03 39:39

You want to know what is underrated? Crave. I don't know if you guys have had that.

SPEAKER_06 39:43

It's it's a chocolate. That sounds stupid. Anything that's telling me how I should feel about it, I'm mad. Don't tell me I'm craving it. No, no, get out of here. Good name. Great name.

SPEAKER_03 39:55

I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_06 39:57

Is it a cereal?

SPEAKER_03 39:58

That's what I again. I that's it that's a good question. Is it it technically, yes? Kellogg's makes it, so it is. That doesn't mean it's a cereal. Kellogg makes granola bars. Well, that's true. Yeah, you're right. Which is a chip. Yes. I lean crave. Two granola bar candy. But do I think it's a cereal after eating it?

SPEAKER_06 40:21

What do you think it is?

SPEAKER_03 40:22

I think it's candy.

SPEAKER_07 40:23

If you pour milk in it, you do, you can. And it's a cereal, so it's most likely leaning candy unless it's big enough for you to do this.

SPEAKER_06 40:31

Cereal bar.

SPEAKER_07 40:31

Which it is.

SPEAKER_06 40:32

Cereal's not the category.

SPEAKER_03 40:34

It's not.

SPEAKER_07 40:35

Cereal leans candy unless it's big enough for you to do this.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

I was I was telling Jeff, like, I and I don't even know how this came up, but I was like, could you dip cereal in something? You can't.

SPEAKER_06 40:47

You can dip anything in something.

SPEAKER_05 40:49

So you can dip it just back to my braised beef.

SPEAKER_08 40:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 40:52

Braised beef is earth.

SPEAKER_07 40:53

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 40:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 40:55

But once it becomes a sandwich, it's chip. Yeah, you got you got earth-flavored chips. Yeah. The flavor is that's its own time.

SPEAKER_06 41:06

We don't have time for that.

SPEAKER_07 41:07

Listen, that's hiding down there at 51 with the other. We can't discuss that. Right? Like a sandwich is chip. No matter what's in it.

SPEAKER_03 41:19

So so an Italian sub is chip.

SPEAKER_07 41:23

Alright, I put a I put a little jar of mayonnaise oil or something next to you.

SPEAKER_05 41:28

Can you dip it? You can. What do you dip?

SPEAKER_01 41:33

Chips. The chips.

SPEAKER_06 41:35

Could you do me a favor and just say mayonnaise again? Doesn't that he says mayonnaise? Yeah, it's different. Why? I don't know. Mayonnaise. It's my favorite. I feel like it has less syllables when he says it. He's like mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

Can we also get on like for two seconds here, just on that topic? Mayonnaise fan or not mayonnaise fan? I don't like mayo. I don't like mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_06 42:04

If I flavor the mayo with something, some garlic, you know, some like uh I don't know, some hot sauce, some paprika with a little bit of garlic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:16

But technically, doesn't ranch have mayo in it? Like it's mayo. It's white. It's white. Yeah, it's yeah, I don't. So I guess technically, I would say that I eat mayo through ranch and does blue cheese have mayo matter? Yes. Uh no. Depends on the brand. Depends on the okay. So so like that. So make a mayo you think. I think it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_06 42:46

All right.

SPEAKER_03 42:46

Please discuss.

SPEAKER_06 42:47

Wow. Again, any other foods we want to discover?

SPEAKER_01 42:51

Yeah, well, I have a big argument we got in the office this week.

SPEAKER_06 42:55

Love that. I like arguments.

SPEAKER_07 42:57

What? Mayo mustard. Alright, you're probably out because you don't like mayo, but at least you like aioli, so you're halfway there. I believe that mayo, mayonnaise, is made for beef.

SPEAKER_05 43:16

Quick quick question. Quick interruption.

SPEAKER_03 43:18

Yeah. Is there a difference between mayonnaise and mayo in general? Because like I've heard that there's I think it's just an abbreviation. It's just an abbreviation. Okay, like I've heard I've heard I've heard that there's a like start different. I don't I don't eat it, right? Yeah, yeah. Mr. and MR. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 43:36

I think we're good.

SPEAKER_05 43:38

Maybe there is, and I'm unaware.

SPEAKER_03 43:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:41

Mayonnaise is for beef.

SPEAKER_06 43:43

This is already interesting. Mustard is for pork. Uh-huh. That's it? Mustards for pork, mayo's for beef, and that's the end of it?

SPEAKER_07 43:55

In the argument between those two. Like if you put mustard

SPEAKER_06 44:00

On a burger, you should be locked up. I'm actually gonna um if I put mustard on a burger, if you put mayonnaise on a hot dog, you should be locked up.

SPEAKER_05 44:12

Hot dogs.

SPEAKER_06 44:12

I should be locked up. That is my favorite fucking move. I love mayo mustard on a hot dog. That's insanity. It's unbelievable. Why the fuck would you do something? Dude, you spread mayo right in there, and then you lay the hoiner right in that right right in the socket.

SPEAKER_07 44:28

The mustard on the burger was the same.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

You shouldn't burn with the socket. I can't get on board. Like I could get on board eating mayo on a burger, but mayo on a hot dog, I I I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 44:41

I gotta say something though. I if if I'm having a burger, um I will do like you know, like a garlic aioli or something like that. But if there's ketchup on it, I'm adding mustard. If there's adding mustard belongs nowhere near a burger, if there's no ketchup on it, I'm adding probably just ketchup because I'm lazy. I think there's layers to this. I think if you got the frozen burger from Walmart, anything goes. That's a shit burger. But if you're making a nice beef patty, you got uh some chuck, a little ground pork, maybe a little bit of uh uh you can you can't mix it on a burger.

SPEAKER_07 45:22

Burger's beef. You add pork in there, you got a sausage.

SPEAKER_06 45:28

All right, fair enough. I actually agree with you. Fair enough. Like, put it in the pan. If you're not gonna wrap it up, put it in the pan, chop it up, and this is a pasta. All I'm saying is if you got like a frozen burger and it's like a shit burger, mayo ketchup.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

I feel like definitely ketchup burger sauce. Ketchup mustard. The only time mustard should go on a burger is if it's involved in your burger sauce. Where mayo and ketchup are the stock.

SPEAKER_06 45:56

Well, first of all, any any any real burger, any great burger is gonna have like an aioli on the top and bottom button. Oh, like that's you start there. Uh, you could add a mustard into that, and so uh yeah, if you want to live in Mother Russia, but I I don't think you need a mustard for that because you should already have the acidity from like a caramelized onion, a tomato, a tomato pickle, so it doesn't need the mustard at that point. But I'm saying you're going frozen burger with just bun, the mustard's okay because you do need that little acidity in there. Favorite kind of hot dog. I could do food talk all day, dude. Okay, my favorite kind of hot dog? Okay. Oh, wait, oh wait, wait. Before we move on to the hot dog, okay. Can we uh like put this to the side real quick? Go ahead, Donald.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

Okay, I just I just want to add one thing, okay? And I'm not saying I'm right, but like you look at fast food restaurants in America, and and they suck, right? All of them do. But I would say, I would argue that 99% of fast food restaurants in America do a ketchup mustard base on burgers, not a he does have a point.

SPEAKER_05 47:09

He has a point because it is because you say, I'll take a I'll take a I'll take a double whopper, no mustard, please. Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_07 47:19

Hold on, hold on. So what's the what's the number one fast food burger in America?

SPEAKER_03 47:23

That I don't know that. What would you think? Oh, I would say a whopper, probably the Big Mac. Big Mac and mayo.

SPEAKER_06 47:29

Yeah, that's wow. That's well, I understand, but can I can I just say hold on, I just gotta go back to what you said. You said you said you said whopper. Do you guys know anybody that eats a Burger King? I like their chicken fries. I love their French fries.

SPEAKER_03 47:46

They're underrated. What? I love their chicken fries. What? I yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_06 47:49

I I don't know. You guys are the first people I know that go to Burger King. Their french fries are underrated. I don't know Wendy's. First of all, there's nothing, there's no better, there is nothing that tastes better on earth than a fried fries from a fast food place. From McDonald's. McDonald's McDonald's French fries.

SPEAKER_03 48:05

We can all agree that McDonald's French fries. I get two orders, one to eat, one to sit on. That's how good they are. Right, yeah. McDonald's, I agree that McDonald's french fries are unbelievable. Like they are, it's kind of like their coke. Their coke is 100% the best coke on the market. Like, I do agree their cocaine there is really nice. You're just buying the counter right from Peru. Yeah. Yes, their cocaine is. It is cocaine. Um, but yes, I like I would argue that that, but as far as Burger King goes, uh I I don't like McDonald's or really any other fast food for anything else, but uh Burger King's chicken fries.

SPEAKER_06 48:46

Alright, well, can I go back? Can we go back to the hot dogs? I'm so sorry. Um American cheese?

SPEAKER_01 48:55

On a hamburger. I if I'm making it home, yes. If I'm getting it at a restaurant, what else is on the burger?

SPEAKER_05 49:04

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 49:05

Because like I mean, you get it at a restaurant, you can have whatever. I generally lean American. Oh, really? I hate American cheese. Cheddar always cheddar. Cheddar. For me, it's always cheddar. If it's a bacon burger, always cheddar. Because you need that depth of flavor. You don't want the way too close to Canada. That's gonna be it. That you live way too close to Canada, and for some reason you're like Swiss cheese. It depends on the type of burger. What else do you think?

SPEAKER_07 49:31

If it doesn't have holes in it, I don't want it. If I'm just getting a burger, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles and bacon, I'm getting cheddar. Cheddar, yeah. 100%.

SPEAKER_03 49:41

Now, I I will tell you guys this. I so I if you ask me what type of yellow cheese I'm gonna get, it's cheddar over American for sure. But if I had to pick, I'd go pepperjack. It's not a bad option because it gives it a little spice, it gives it a little flavor. Actually, here's the thing I put in a phone.

SPEAKER_06 50:04

I actually like pepperjack on chicken.

SPEAKER_01 50:07

That's a good thing. Yeah, what if you're gonna do it?

SPEAKER_06 50:09

I don't like cheese on chicken. You have a fried chicken sandwich?

SPEAKER_01 50:12

I don't like chicken prime, that's about it. And it's got ice pepperjack on mozzarella. Any cheese on chicken prime? I will have. Any cheese? I if I'm just getting a chicken sandwich, like a bar chicken sandwich, I'm not gonna check it out.

SPEAKER_06 50:25

All right, let me not. Alright, one more question about cheese quickly, and then we'll get to hot dogs. Yeah. Um we're doing uh what the fuck was my question? Wow, this took this was oh, bacon, bacon, egg, and cheese. Yeah. What are you doing for cheese?

SPEAKER_01 50:46

Cheddar. I'd probably lean America.

SPEAKER_06 50:47

I think that's guda. Try it. Try it. Gouda, cheddar? Cheddar. I don't I believe it. The thing with cheese is the right now egg is incredible.

SPEAKER_03 50:57

But the problem I guess that's the other type of chicken egg, you can't get cheese on gouda. You can't get a cheddar. So I would say my traditional choice is cheddar.

SPEAKER_05 51:06

Cheddar. You ever realize what an egg is? You're gonna tell me.

SPEAKER_01 51:11

This is good. Egg is an unfertilized egg that's excreted from the chicken's body.

SPEAKER_04 51:21

The chicken's period. Similar to a period. Just so you know. Even better.

SPEAKER_06 51:27

The more you know delicious. I got one more burger thing than we're gonna hot dog. And we're probably running a little bit long. No, we're we're we've got time. The perfect burger, right? And it's it doesn't have to be these ingredients essentially, but it has to be constructed in a certain way. First of all, your bun has to be toasted top and bottom, ideally with butter. Ideally with butter, has to be toasted. Then your schmear of an aioli, I think it has to be an aioli on the right way. And you can add a variation of it. Top and bottom bun, Donald. Both buns. Get the schmear. Yeah, but you already have butter on that. Nope, you don't need it. I'm telling you, we're talking about the perfect burger. Okay. Both top and bottom. Then you layer your beef in there. It should be a combination of beef. I've seen people add veal, ground veal, it's still beef. All up in that bitch. Uh, but that patty should be properly seasoned with at least salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Both sides nice here. Nice and quality, let that garlic powder. Let that patty go rest. Then you get some leafy. Yeah, because if you're doing like a garlic ale, what do you need a garlic powder for? It's garlic is amazing.

SPEAKER_03 52:44

I will I will add that. I got you. Because again, you guys are all cooks, and this is the last thing, and then we will get to uh hot dogs. Yeah, we've said it six times, right? You guys are 100% correct that the best seasoning in America is SPG. Uh SPG is the best in the world.

SPEAKER_06 53:02

In America? It's the best in the world.

SPEAKER_03 53:03

I would say the world uses SPG. Sure. That's fine. So I'm saying America, but let's just say the world, right? Like at the end of the day, you can use that for anything and everything. That's where it should start. Uh don't get me wrong, it it would I can I take other seasonings and make it great, or can you guys take it and make it great? Yeah, but like your basis, anything in America should have or the world should have SPG at some point.

SPEAKER_06 53:30

I don't know about SPG, but I'll I'll go ahead and say salt and pepper. Definitely salt and pepper. For the burger, for certainly, yeah. I like an SPG. And there needs to be leafy green on there. I like arugula because I'm also the leafy green, also depends on what else is on there. Here we go. Because you get the pepperiness from the uh the arugula, but I'm also gonna do a balsana caramelized onion and put that up on top. Hate that.

SPEAKER_07 53:58

See if I'm caramelizing onions, I want no leafy green on the burger.

SPEAKER_06 54:02

Oh, it's the wrong choice.

SPEAKER_01 54:03

Arugula, I mean chicken sandwich. Well, chicken, purju, mozzarella, steak sandwich as well, arugula.

SPEAKER_06 54:12

I like the arugula on the burger, balsamic. Because then you don't add a tomato because you've got I hate balsamic. With any I'm not a huge balsamic guy. I hate it, but you know those people who dip their pizza in balsamic? No, that's ridiculous. They should be in institutionalized. Belong in a pattern of page. Well, that's my ideal burger. Let's get the hot dog. Hot dog. I like hot dogs everywhere trying. So you asked you you asked me earlier what my favorite hot dog is. Yes. Okay. In Buffalo, we have the Salem's hot dog. And it's gonna be sacrilege for me to say right now. They're awful, they're terrible. Is this the um hot dogs at your your wedding? Yes. I can't remember. I just know like I just know the onion rings at your wedding made me fall in love with onion rings. Yeah, those onion rings are ridiculously good. And now every time I eat an onion ring, I'm like, that's not as good. It's not as good as you eat. I'm like, this is a stupid. Yeah. Should have got fries. Uh I like a beef frank. Give me a Hebrew national. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:15

Uh so everyone tell me.

SPEAKER_06 55:17

I like the boar, the boar's head beef behind it.

SPEAKER_03 55:20

Boar's head, yes. That's nothing but an Acaum natural case combo.

SPEAKER_01 55:24

Beef pork.

SPEAKER_03 55:24

See, I'm I'm gonna tell you, I I think, and again, this is my Midwestern rush coming out at me, but I I think a ballpark frank is I like a ballpark of consistent. It's consistent. I like a ballpark. It is Andy Dalton. I actually blow you away, but it'll it'll get you a point out. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. I actually don't like hot dogs.

SPEAKER_02 55:46

I mean, I don't really either do that. Yeah, I don't either, but like if you're asking, just the shape alone is great.

SPEAKER_03 55:51

Now, I will tell you this.

SPEAKER_02 55:52

I will I will tell you this.

SPEAKER_03 55:54

I'm not a hot dog person, but at a baseball game, you have to have a hot dog.

SPEAKER_06 56:01

Yeah, because you're completely in the experience that you know you've been told is the experience since you were born.

SPEAKER_03 56:07

So, like, so it uh to me, while they're probably dog shit hot dogs that these organizations are buying, there's not Fenway boys. There's the Fenway dog, right? Natural casing. Like, again, I hate the Dodgers, Dodger Dogs, like they were unbelievable. Like, I'll take one. I I will I will tell you, like, it they're but the basis of the thing. I I think that when I go to a store. When I go to a store and I buy a hot dog brand, I'm looking at a ballpark frank. I like a ballpark frank.

SPEAKER_06 56:42

Uh you're gonna kill me with male mustard. That's yeah, no, I I've tried it, but that's insane.

SPEAKER_01 56:51

Yeah, so the the best hot dog, it's this is pretty like obvious. It's gotta have everything on it. Yeah, if you're getting a generic hot dog, regardless of the brand, regardless of the casing, regardless of how they're cooking, grill, seed, what however ketchup, mustard, pickles or relish, and my personal favorite red onion, but I'll take any type of onion. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_06 57:24

Yeah, you would love Ted's hot dogs in Buffalo. I I you would love that fucking place. You could have you could have any hot dog. This is how I know. Oh, so that this is the we're talking about my wife, Sam, for a second. This is how I knew I was gonna marry her. Uh it was like one of our first dates, right? And ever, like, you know, it wasn't really a date because we were we were just hanging out, we wanted to grab some food, and we went over to Ted's hot dogs. And I get up there, I'm I order the chicken sandwich there because I love that chicken sandwich. Uh, she gets the footlong hot dog. Awesome. Foot long, never lived up, never lived up, not even a quarter of it. She has the footlong hot dog, uh, chili dog style. That's great. Yeah. Chili dog style. Gotta get it somewhere. She gets she orders this chili dog style with everything on it. So she gets the chili dog with the relish, with all of the other toppings. Like, and she housed it. That is, that's the woman for me.

SPEAKER_03 58:27

How do you prefer your hot dog cooked? Okay.

SPEAKER_05 58:30

I don't care. It's gotta be burnt.

SPEAKER_06 58:33

Hand seared. Don't care.

SPEAKER_05 58:34

If it's on the grill, I like a char burn. Yeah, but I prefer steam. Oh, steam. You know what I'm doing?

SPEAKER_06 58:41

Why I'm grabbing a hot dog? Because I don't know if there's gonna be an extra hamburger.

SPEAKER_01 58:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 58:48

So I'm just gonna I'm gonna do this.

SPEAKER_01 58:50

Yeah, cook up a Moy's hot dog hamburger.

SPEAKER_06 58:53

One more Sam story. We go to vacation in Florida every year with the whole family. It's awesome. We have this condo there, it's perfect. Uh, every we we rent the beach all day long. We come back up about three to get ready to like go to dinner or whatever. While she's getting ready, I have to make her a pre-dinner hot dog. She will have two of them. And then we go to dinner, you'll cuck. And then she is she eats the whole meal. It's awesome. I have a I have my I have a chair.

SPEAKER_05 59:28

I gotta make her a pre-dinner hot dog. I just and there's two of them. You just described an entire porn category. It's called cuckle.

SPEAKER_03 59:41

Can we talk about the place that we're in is representing Colorado Kool-Aid pretty much? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 59:47

It is Kool Aid.

SPEAKER_03 59:48

Colorado Kool-Aid.

SPEAKER_06 59:49

That's the that's um the Coors Light. Core's banquet. We're running, yeah. That's called an L Way. Like it. Or do we have the last sip? No, we got we do have a last sip, but we're gonna have to move on from the food category. I'm sorry, you know. But we can talk about it. We want to talk about it. Um it's time for things I hate. You hate. No, things we hate. We hate the category things I hate. And I'm just gonna go first. Okay. The house we're gonna the next hour. The house we're in, yeah. We'll be here online. Uh the house we're in currently has I I've only seen two bathrooms, but they both of the toys have the button flush.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:33

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:34

And it's not just one button, they have two buttons. And then you got the yeah, and it's got like little like the dots, right? To be like, this is for me, this is for booth, there's more dots for booth. This is stupid. What if I have a rear? Don't know. That's why I don't like this. Don't tell me when I'm flushing, don't tell me how much water I'm using. And I'm sorry, toilets have a handle that you flush. When you're pressing a button, you're not flushing anything. You're just pressing a button, water goes down. You hit that handle, you're actually I'm doing the flushing. Yeah, I'm in control. Yeah, I'm doing the flushing. I I couldn't agree more. I flushes poo-poo.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:21

And there's no way it saves more water, or else every stadium in the country with a hundred thousand people in the back those.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:27

Oh god, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:28

Don't even start up public restrooms. Those fucking those horse troughs that they just slap in there and then they put the ice like it's doing something.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:37

Wait a second.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:38

It's not fun. Wait a second.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:40

I'm gonna disagree with you.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:42

The trough's amazing. The trough's absolutely incredible. Trough is incredible. That's because you guys that's because you guys like looking at other guys' cocks. Well, aside from that, that's an added benefit.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:52

No, the trough in a male's in a male bathroom is the most incredible decision ever.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:00

So why?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:01

Okay, let me let me take one for a second because I can explain.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:04

Okay, it is like a uh Buffalo Bills staple that we have troughs in the restrooms at the stadium. No more, no more. But here's the deal they're selling seats. I want to get fucking trough and put it in the bathroom in my basement, yeah, and have a urinal in there. No, incredible.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:18

My buddy's brother did one in his mother's garage.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:21

The trough's incredible.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:23

Just drill the hole, essentially put an old long sink in there, and we didn't have to go inside the stadium. It's incredible. Unbelievable. Here's why the trough is nice. So you get you get separate urinals, there's a finite amount of people that can be there. If I got a gap in the trough and I'm at the game and I don't want to miss any more of the game, and I'm accurate. I don't even like that. You're shoulder to shoulder with these fellas. We're talking about the game, we're talking about the weather, we're talking about what Johnny's doing at Christmas. Don't talk to me.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:57

Always be up front. I know I know you're not, I obviously I know you're not an Ohio State fan, but like that's one of the best parts about Ohio Stadium is they still have the troughs. Is it the best part?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:06

Do you pee in the bathroom there?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:07

I do pee in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:09

I pee in as much of the building as I can.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:11

That's fair.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:12

That's fair. Like I respect that. Go blue. Go blue. But but but but I will I will say, like, the trough, like I I strongly will disagree with you that I think a trough in a sporting event is the best. What?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:26

I don't understand. Because all of you are lazy and don't want to wait in line. No, because it's efficient. Yeah, that's what I just said. Well, you said lazy. It's not lazy, it's efficient. It's disgusting. Yeah. I don't even want you guys to hear me peeing. Can I tell you the best part about the trough? You're at a Bills game and it's minus three outside. The steam out of that trough. Disgusting. That's disgusting. Great. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. You're inhaling. Everyone that might see mixed in Buffalo knows exactly what I'm talking about. I'm telling you, when it's that cold out, you're at the game, it's nice. I quit. Alright, can I can I go on the things that I hate? One guy.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:16

One guy. Very little potential.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:18

Donald's got something he hates. Okay, so something that I hate. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:22

Is it hate? I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:23

Is it hate about this house?

SPEAKER_07 1:04:25

Anything. Oh life.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:26

Okay. Alright. So I have a one a 15-month-old daughter, okay? And I love she's my pride and joy is I love her to death. Like she's she's the best thing that's ever happened.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:39

Yeah. We hate her too.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:41

That's right.

unknown 1:04:43

No, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:46

So there is one thing that I have learned in this world that I hate more than anything. Your daughter? Is what is something my daughter does. Okay, so so we're like introducing new foods to her and like you know, trying different things, and she's great about trying different things. But when she's done, like she has a bigger opinion than you do, Eric, of anything in this world. And that's that's saying something, right? That's wild.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:10

I do have a baby-sized opinion.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:12

She gets to the point where she absolutely will just slap food away, and I hate it.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:19

Why? She's not hungry anymore.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:20

I no, what? No, the the fact of the matter is. Yeah, it's just like, you know what? Like, let's have a little bit of manners and say, all done. Man, right? She's like or more. It's fun. We but but my my wife, my she, my loving wife has done a phenomenal job of working with her on sign language, and it's all done or more. It's not slap it away. Fuck that shit. I don't want your food.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:51

I mean, I understand where you're coming from.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:53

Yeah, it like it drives me nuts.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:54

Because now we gotta clean all this shit up.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:56

That's exactly right.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:56

And she doesn't even pay rent yet.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:58

That's exactly right. She hasn't gotten a job yet.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:00

Listen, unbelievable. Um babies are definitely cats. Babies are cats. Babies are cats. Oh, some babies are dogs.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:08

Babies are cats. They're definitely not walking. No, they're they're they're they do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:12

Let me read it. While they're babies. Gross. They might be bugs.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:16

No. Babies are cats, and I'm gonna tell you why. Babies are domesticating you for a time. Babies, but they're gross.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:28

But some cats are gross, but they're still domesticating people. Dogs poop outside. Just saying. Babies and cats poop inside.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:36

On your lap.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:37

Yes, okay. So even more reason why babies and cats. Bugs, you don't know where they poop. Just saying. Alright. That's that's my hate. Anyone? I hate a lot of things, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:54

It's a deep. I hate when people say the word irregardless.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:57

Oh my god. It's great. This is a good one. Jesus Christ. That word doesn't exist. It's just regardless. You're gonna open up a whole cannon. You just did something really dangerous. Yeah, I you actually should have I hate when people must it on burgers. You should have you should have put this in the one sheet with the irregardless thing.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:18

Yeah. Miss I misuse words all the time, but I do it to try to be funny.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:24

Or I'm just stupid.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:26

Like manish. How do you say mayonnaise? He's a manage. Manish. Yeah, here you go. So good the way he does it. He's like Frank Sinatra. Yeah, I know. It's unbelievable. Big old brown eyes. So I do I do the same thing though. I'll misprint, I'll mispronounce like phrases or words to be like funny, right? Yeah. And nobody ever gets it. Like all the time I say, well, what's the that's just that's just the worst case Ontario. No one ever laughs at a show. It's from Trailer Park Boys.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:04

Irregardless of that. Definitely worse. I'm gonna all of you are gonna be upset. No, you won't be upset with me because you guys won't really give a fuck because you listen to me do this shit all the time. Yeah, but breakfast this morning. If you say the word often and pronounce the T, yeah, I'm mad at you every time you fucking do it. I also feel that way about people who say like what? Yeah. Or which anybody in the subject Dr. Phil, big does not like him. What what gives you the ride?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:36

Wait, so you hate often?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:39

When people say often, yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:42

So often I don't know. Often. Often. Often. No, I say I say often.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:47

I go to what do you what is the I say I don't say the thing. What's the fabric stuff you put in with the laundry? Softener. Softener. Softener. Not softener.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:57

Softener.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:58

Softener.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:58

Softener. I don't put that in. I throw pot in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:02

Just saying.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:04

Yeah, I would no, I still think that I say, like I would say softener, but I would I still say often.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:11

Right, that's my point. Why?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:14

Why? You're right. I don't I don't have an answer. Why? You're right. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't have an answer.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:22

And he pronounces letters that aren't there.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:24

Like Worcester. Warchester.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:28

Alright, here's another one that um I hate. Since we're going with the words. I hate the word folded. Folded. Folded. I didn't fold it the laundry. I felled it.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:43

Yeah. I definitely say folded.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:45

Yeah, everybody f yeah, that's the word. Folded because it's right. It's fine. The laundry's been folded. Can I tell you why? Excuse me. The laundry's been felled. Can I tell you why? Why? Why is folded and not felled? Why? Because you felled a tree. No, no, that's different. Come on, give me a saying pronunciation. It is. No, it's not. Felled a tree. Felled. Jeff, Jeffrey, you're up. Oh, I this. So every week we struggle because I'm such a positive person. You can't give me that. Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:20

I hate very little things. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:22

You gotta find something. So I surprised.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:25

So I I you watch your fucking mouth. I don't hate a lot of things. Uh, so I I'll surprise them with something I love. Right now, I love getting back into music. Uh, it's just I've had a few opportunities lately uh where we've booked some shows and I've been able to kind of rehearse and practice and jam more. So for me, being able to uh get out there and and and perform a little bit more is something that that I love. I just had I was we we talked about a little bit earlier the uh that uh there's a guy I know that asked me to kind of join his band and kind of fill in for drums for the next year or so, um, and possibly longer, depending how it goes. His dad is his drummer, uh, but and he he is like the jazz drummer in the Buffalo Philharmonics, so he's like really, really good. He took a fall the other day, uh, a couple months ago, uh separated his shoulder, needs needed surgery, so that's gonna be a little bit before he can play again, if he can at all.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:28

Um, so I got offered to hopefully speedy recovery.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:31

Hopefully speedy recovery. Uh but you know it's it's it's cool that one of the first guys I thought of was me. And I I've played shows with this guy like 15 years ago, all throughout, like when we were like, you know, a big up in Buffalo. Um it was cool that he kind of remembered me and you know, we're we're able to kind of work that out. We we jammed the other day and it worked out really good, and the songs are um you know, getting getting used to all that, but like he's cool with me doing my thing on him, which is nice, but he's not like strict in like exactly you playing like the recording. I can like kind of put my own personality into it, so it's gonna work out uh pretty nicely. And then we got some shows both that are like for a couple thousand people in the audience members. So um I it's just something I'm really really sticking back into. I really enjoy that. You're such a sock, bitch. That's why I love you. Cheers. Yeah, cheers, brother.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:18

The game was what you hate. Yeah, like cheers, breaking rules.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:23

I love rules. That's right. There we go. Congrats, brother. Yeah, hopefully it works out and all goes well. I hope it goes well. Fucking crushes. The funniest part was like when he pitched it to me out, he's like, Yeah, man, I'm back in Buffalo. We're just gonna play some shows around here in Ellicateville, you know, close by. Every once in a while, there's gonna be like a weekend show in like Boston and uh Toronto, New York City, whatever. I'm like, Yeah, that's that all that sounds that's cool. I'm figuring like you're playing little bar scene shows, like, because like that's what I'm used to doing mostly. And then I end and I end up finding out, like, because I did my own research into it. He's like, Yeah, we're playing down in Ellicateville, you know, down Holiday Valley. And I'm like, oh, cool. We're probably playing in one of the bars down there, no big deal. No, it's uh it's a whole music festival with you know 5,000 people in attendance. So like now the pressure's on. You're gonna be so busy when I learn how to play the piano. Yeah, dude. I'll teach you in an hour to play piano. No, you won't teach me in an hour. I will. You know how I feel about that. All right. Um I kind of hate when people do we all do things? Do we all do something like that? I think we all got it. Um Tino, I'm gonna ask you. We're gonna start with Tino. Because I know Donald's gonna be hilarious and it's gonna be awesome. So let's see what you got. All right. Shoot. What's something that nobody's talking about, but they should be starting with me.

unknown 1:13:51

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:55

Thanks for whispering in my ear.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:07

That's okay. Nobody's talking about it. What should we talk about?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:10

Or you think somebody, you know, something I can I can go. Donald, did you have something?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:19

Um yeah, so uh people have recently talked about it, but people are talking about it, so it doesn't fall into the category.

unknown 1:14:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:39

Go ahead and go. All right, I I'll give you kind of an example here. Basically, it's something going on in pop culture or something, but nobody's really like it's not it, it doesn't have a lot of viewing.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:53

Well, part part but that that that's kind of that's kind of where I was going with pop culture, was kind of where I was going with it. And and it has to do with the recent halftime show. Um everybody's talking about it. Well, yeah, everybody's talking about it.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:06

Yeah, so that can't be it, yeah. Yeah, well, we were doing it. Unless you're talking about the kid rock.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:13

Well, yeah. No, hey, in fairness, the ratings are the ratings, and there were 10 million viewers that viewed it. So, like, there's there's 10 million people talking about it. I read five. There were five on at one point, and then they reached I think I think they reached up to like 9.8, is what the I was I was I was away.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:36

And I was three point, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:38

Okay, it was three point two Nielsen.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:40

Well, I I I read five. Yeah. And then I I heard the ten, like they did a lot with bots to get those numbers up. Sure, yeah. And you gotta get your numbers up.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:51

Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:52

But not like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:54

I hey, uh again, I like I said, I I'm going off, like I said, it was 9.8.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:59

Also, what do you think 9.8, 3.2?

SPEAKER_03 1:16:02

It doesn't matter. It it it nobody watched that show. Nobody watched look, at the end of the day, like it it you're either watching the halftime show of the NFL or you're just walking away, right? Or you're turning the channel to something else, right? Like, I'm not saying anybody watched the the TP at TP USA, like, but at the end of the day, like my my point was uh uh no, never mind.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:30

Yeah, people are talking about that. Yeah, people are talking about that. We had a whole podcast. Yeah, we we talked about this in the last pod. Um a couple of major points is they had less viewership than the puppy bull. Good, good watching. Tino says good watching. Sure. Uh and um based on the timestamp on the true social post by Donald Trump, he also didn't watch the turn.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:55

No, he did, he did not. If you if you look at if you look at what he w he watched the halftime show of which I I think is in kudos to get give the president some credit, um he kept that on at halftime, even though he said that he was not going to. Um I think I have a different take on that.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:16

I think he only watched it to complain about it.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:20

Sure, which is fun, but like he still it's so funny.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:25

Oh, can I can we just argue for a moment? Let's go. Because you always do this to the president. You are like like psychically linked to his brain, you know exactly what his motives are. Well, how do you like maybe maybe the president was sitting there like, of course, I'm gonna watch this. Like, who the fuck's gonna watch that TP USA shit? Yeah, uh but I I guess I guess I'm saying that based on his own response to it. Well, no, I mean, but I like the I all I'm saying is we don't know what this motherfucker is thinking, or what we know, but we know what he did. Yeah, we know what he did, which is complain about it.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:07

Yeah, well he I complained about it, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:09

Yeah, but you you complained about a subsect of it. Like you were you were able to say it was beautiful, it was a good, it was a good performance, it was visually stunning, uh, and I didn't like this part. I'm just saying, like, do we think it's fair to always say like we know what people are thinking or what's in their heart?

SPEAKER_01 1:18:29

I just don't think it's fair.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:30

I mean, I'll all I said was uh what I think happened based on what happened. The so like I give you that okay. But I'll still say this. Can I explain why for a second? Like I explained. No, no, no, but that's that that's not my point with him. My point with him is based on the timestamp from his post, he was clearly watching the halftime Super Bowl because that's when he posted. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:03

Yeah, his videos that he was watching the halftime.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:05

No, I know he was. And he complained about it.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:07

But what I'm saying is what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is the evidence that I have the complaint what he must have been.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:13

Have you ever watched something and been like, not finished it completely and been like, man, this shit is trash? I mean, yeah. All right. Yeah, were you watching it with the intention of saying this shit is trash? Well, we talked we talked about this though. We the timestamp isn't like in the middle of the halftime show, it's like right as it was ending. So he watched the whole thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:34

Oh, yeah, almost. I I I think and again, I didn't say it. And I would say this, like, I think we could all sit here and agree that I would say his estate at Mar-a-Largo is for sure big enough to have not only the halftime show on, but there were enough TVs that he had the Turning Point USA on. Yeah, to be background.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:58

Nobody watched TP USA. Not even the president.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:03

He knew that shit was gonna be bad. 3.2 million viewers would argue different.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:07

Yeah, but in terms of viewership, it that that's the same number as zero.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:11

Yeah, uh, right. But but I would also say that like who cares? Yes, that's exactly right. So so so my my point, what I was going to say is what nobody was talking about from but it it ultimately led into talking about it recently, all the way up to the Super Bowl, was I gotta go to Lunch. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Nobody's talking about we're good. No, I I I I no I I think that um this whole 51st state thing and all like not just Puerto Rico, like forget that. Like all this, like whether it's Virgin Islands, whether it's you know, Canada, as far as I go, yeah, Greenland, stuff like that. Like it's just we're at a point where like we have 50 states. Like the number. My opinion is we don't need any more states, right? Like, and and like people were talking about this, and it's something that we don't need to talk about because we have 50 states.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:12

This is Pinky, don't you want to take over?

SPEAKER_06 1:21:15

Listen, I'm appreciating your opinion right now, but for the next time, Donald, we do this, it's something nobody is talking about. Right, no, no, no, they shouldn't be not something they shouldn't be talking about.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:26

Hey, record, go back and look. Like, I try to defer that I was like, hey, we've already talked, like, this is now being talked about, right?

SPEAKER_07 1:21:32

Here's something nobody's talking about. Everyone is talking about Bad Bunny was in Spanish, Tid Rock was in America. Um, who cares?

SPEAKER_04 1:21:45

Central Northern American.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:47

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:48

Two, the halftime performance pays to be the halftime performance. He does not get paid, or she does not get paid to do it. You know what?

SPEAKER_06 1:22:00

Anyone who's upset about bad money performing like Kid Rock should have paid more money to be the halftime show. Well, I'll you know what though? Even all right, I agree with you, but can we just say I was reading the players because the Super Bowl was in California, basically, because California has the jock tax, they have to pay to be there at the every state has a jock tax. No, no, no, not like California. A lot of states have a jock tax. The the tax rate differs between states and what the jock tax is. So California's jock tax meant that because it was played in California and they have seven duty days, they pay those tax for seven days based on what they got paid for, they what they got paid for the Super Bowl plus their entire salary. So they got they had to pay more in taxes than what they got paid. Yeah, Sam Jarnold owed. Yeah. I I was thinking that and that you're you're supporting the I don't think that I don't think that's okay. You're you're you're you're why does everybody think that's okay? Why hold on? Excuse me. If you're doing something and you're doing a job, you're entertaining people, whatever it is, you get paid to do it, you should not have to pay to do that job. No, you're paying uh you pay taxes. But he paid more in taxes than what he got paid to do the job. The reason I'm okay with it is so he got paid like 179 mil or 179,000 to be at the Super Bowl. He paid like something like 200 something or whatever. Yeah, something crazy. You're protesting. So you are uh that's what that's what I'm doing. I'm talking about him. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:58

Uh obviously he's not going to, but like I I think the very, very wealthy should pay taxes.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:05

They do pay taxes, they should pay more taxes than everyone. They do pay more taxes than everyone. Off occurrence that something like that happens, but they okay, you still have 40 million.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:14

But they do pay taxes, and they do pay tax more taxes than everybody else. So I don't I don't you're but but I'm saying the off the the the obscure because if that thing was in Texas, you'd pay zero tax when they were right. That's the point.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:30

That's my point here, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:24:31

So so they shouldn't play do the Super Bowl anymore in California.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:36

Where should they do it then?

SPEAKER_00 1:24:37

Not in California, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:24:39

Anywhere the players do it in New York? Anywhere the players it'd probably be the same. No, it's not the same. It'd be close. No, California's jock tax is so much that this doesn't happen any in any other state where the Super Bowl is playing. Can I interject real quick? What we're forgetting, though, is endorsements that does not have the jocks tax. No, it doesn't matter about endorsements. Well, it does it. This is his job. This is his job. He's putting his body on the line. Yeah. I he should get paid for it. He shouldn't have to pay to put the his body on the line.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:13

He didn't $40 million.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:15

No, he didn't. Because what's happening? Sorry, no. The $40 million is for his season.

unknown 1:25:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:23

That's not included in the Super Bowl. He doesn't get paid to play in the Super Bowl. Sure. Sure. But he's going to get he's going to get $5 million in endorsements. No.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:35

You get paid for the regular season because you're not guaranteed to make the playoffs. You technically don't get paid in the playoffs. Those are bonuses. Yeah. So if you don't want your bonus and pay tax on your bonus, don't play in the game. But the uh hold on. That's not a salary.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:49

That's not sorry, he's not paying taxes. He's paying extra. He's getting more than what he was paid.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:58

Correct. Or else every single player would just go play in Texas or Florida.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:06

No, no, no, no, no. No. That's what the job has started because of Magic Johnson. And every best.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:14

It's an unintended uh consequence is that you pay a Super Bowl in uh California, you're gonna end up paying to play in the Super Bowl. And an unintended consequence of having a kid is you don't sleep.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:30

Can I it's still your choice to have the kid or not? He could have chose to not play in the Super Bowl. Yeah, except it's a personal choice. Except it's a personal choice.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:39

No, it's not. The government is is putting a gun to your head and saying, I'm gonna take your money.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:45

But he could have said, I'm not playing.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:47

I'm not gonna play in the super bowl. Who's what uh what football player is gonna say I'm not playing? Well, I think that's I think there's this point. I don't think I don't think the football player cares at all. The choice is still there. I'm not saying he does care. I'm saying it I it's wrong. He's working. I mean, I I will say he's working if the rate works out. He he signed his contract knowing.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:09

Signed his contract knowing. This has nothing to do with his contract. No, I know, but he signed his contract knowing.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:13

I get paid from week one to week 18. After that, it's just bonuses, and wherever I end up, I have to pay the job tax. That's not a new thing that started in 1989.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:26

Nobody said it was a new thing. Yeah, well, I think what he what he said was that that the jobs tax the job tax rate in California is wrong because the tax in California is higher.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:35

Yeah, cannot buy interject here. Well, but it was still his choice to play the game. Sure, sure.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:41

But you got you guys saying the same thing. He's obviously it's a but it's wrong for him to pay to play in the Super Bowl. It's wrong. What you're really saying is that it's not disagreeing with you.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:53

No, no, because it's the it's the the off circumstance that that happened. His bonus was less. Than what he would have played, would have been paying if he played somewhere else. And then in another year, if he does it again, he'll get a bigger bonus.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:09

And then a lesser.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:13

But my thing is, is if like if you work, you should get paid. You don't pay to work.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:18

This is why that's the point. But he does get paid. There's an article that came out or an interview. You get paid for the regular season, no one that if you get playoffs, you're doing it for free.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:28

Yeah, you're absolutely right. Except you get paid to be in the Super Bowl. There's a playoff bonus per round. Yeah, I understand. So is Super Bowl around? Sure. Okay, so you get paid to be in the Super Bowl. You get a bonus. Bonuses different.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:46

Bonuses taxes are different than salaries.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:48

They are, but you come away with money. You don't pay more than what the bonus was. That's the that's my point.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:57

Yeah, so his point is very the tax break. I get what you're saying. Yeah, I'm not saying that it is fair, but I just have a hard time being like so that's what you sign up for. You do the through bowls in California.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:08

So this is why, and there's there's actually an interview that happened two weeks ago, and I know a lot of you don't follow golf like religiously, like I do. But Joel Damon, for example, okay, he came out a couple weeks ago. He grew up in Seattle, so he grew up on the West Coast. But he talked about how if you look at a lot of PGA tour fields, um, and and most players, it's a little different than obviously a team sport per se, but a lot of players have their choices of where they want to go. You look at the PGA tour fields and the events in California, and the PGA tour season is kind of set up a little different where you know it starts in Hawaii, the season does, and then it goes to California slash Phoenix or the West Coast, uh, and then moves to Florida in March, um, and then you know, all over from there because as the season gets warmer. But a lot of PGA tour fields in uh the events in California do not get a lot of the big name players because they have to set a tax aside for all their earnings that they get because of the job tax, right? Because of because of that. And so so it it is a choice, but I think to your point, I I strongly disagree with that in the aspect that these guys are going here and they're professionals and they're and they're competing. And if they make the again, I'm using golf, but let's just use the Super Bowl as well. You're putting your body on the line, you're putting your career on the line, and you're still having to pay out what you're earning. Like that that's assigned. It feels wrong.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:44

Wait, you're also I get it. It feels wrong, but you're you're still getting paid. Yeah, no, no, you're not getting paid.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:51

Because you paid, you paid. Well, the golf the golfers in general are technically getting paid, but they're having to set aside a large chunk amount of their like for instance, Joe.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:03

So it's a nurse.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:04

Joel Damon made I think $379,000. Yeah, but a nurse, uh nurse takes home money.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:10

He lost almost $200,000 because there's no job tax on a nurse. Right?

SPEAKER_01 1:31:15

Because them coming to Boston versus them going out of Texas, there's there's no benefit one way or the other.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:22

But but I agree with your point. Like if I was the NFL, let me rephrase that. If I was an NFL player or organization, I wouldn't if I would never want my team to play in the Super Bowl the year it was in California.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:33

Yeah, if I was the head of the PA, I'd be like, we're not doing this anymore.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:36

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:37

Yeah, I think to put a but that's the thing that they have a PA.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:41

Yeah, they they they agreed to it.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:44

Yes, I yeah. So now either fucking play or don't.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:47

That's your choice. I understand what you're saying, right? So it doesn't change the fact that it's wrong. To put to put a bow to put a bow on it, right? Uh the jock tax of California is is too high. It is it is a little bit stupid that like you have to pay more in taxes than you earn from the game. However, they did agree to do it, and I don't think any player actually cares about that, but it feel it feels a little bit wrong. So I think that we can put a bow on that with this exclamation point. Um, Sam Darnold, bug.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:22

No, Sam Darnold dog. Dog. I think he's a bug.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:27

I think he's water.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:30

Dog. I'm not doing this to pickle for. I was stinking, cat.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:36

No, no, he's said he's a little skittish.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:42

He may be a little skittish, but the the dude has continued like has continued to bite back and has come back and been stronger, has grown over the years and is stronger than he's ever been. All right, fair.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:57

Well like him because he kind of looks like Andy Dalton.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:00

He's a little bit of ginger in him, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:04

Um, he's also chips. I'm not I'm not eating him. No, he's earth. Let me know. He's definitely not candy.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:14

He's earth.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:15

No, no, he's sweaty. Salt. Chips. Yeah, he might be chips.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:20

But don't you have to cook chips? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:24

I'm sure he's bleeding some warm standings. All right.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:30

All right, we did good. We've reached an hour and a half, so we're gonna wrap things up. Thanks for joining us. Thanks for having me. Cheerio, boys. Cheerios. Cheers, Paul. Cheers. It'll be alright.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:46

I haven't paid for my own computer in my life. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:50

Hold on. Wait, everybody, just repeat after me. Woogie Boogie. Woogie Boogie.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:56

Woogie Boogie. Woogie Boogie? That was awesome.