2 Guys No Credentials
2 Guys No Credentials is a comedy podcast where two completely unqualified guys talk about everything… like they know what they’re doing.
Each week we break down current events, internet outrage, everyday annoyances, and whatever else we feel like arguing about — from politics and pop culture to things that probably don’t matter at all.
Nothing is scripted, most of it isn’t researched, and somehow we still have strong opinions on all of it.
If you like sarcastic takes, pointless debates, and conversations that spiral out of control, you’re in the right place.
Episodes
29 episodes
EP028 | Nine Conspiracy Theories. Absolutely No Credentials.
ChapStick can’t be trusted. Neither can the weather guy. And Jeff wants proof that Browns fans are real.We’re making up conspiracy theories and getting a little too convinced. Football frustration and burning quesadillas included....
EP027 | Six Months In: Brutal Comments, Big Regrets & Our Wives Test Us
For the first time, 2 Guys No Credentials is recording together in person—and somehow that made us even less qualified.Six months into the podcast, Erik and Jeff look back at what has been harder than expected, their favorite moments, th...
EP026 | Democrats or Republicans: Who’s the Bigger Threat to America?
Who’s the bigger threat to America: Democrats or Republicans?Erik and Jeff debate the Electoral College, presidential power and whether either party can be trusted with the system. Plus, Erik’s Korean barbecue disaster and a round of Whi...
EP025 | A Wanted Marine, NFL Delusions & Social Rules We Hate
A Marine Erik worked with disappeared without warning—and 16 years later, NCIS is still looking for him. Erik shares the strange story involving stolen military equipment, multiple aliases, and two very different theories about what may have ha...
3 Idiots and the End of the World | 2 Guys No Credentials
Our friend Donnie joins us to answer one important question: Which apocalypse gives us the best chance of survival—zombies, an endless winter, or a world overrun by dinosaurs?We decide who would take charge, who would panic first, and wh...
EP024 | Tipping Is Completely Out of Control
Tipping used to reward great service. Now we’re being emotionally blackmailed by an iPad.Erik and Jeff take on tip screens, Texas Roadhouse cheese fries that qualify as building materials, and a round of “Would You Rather” questions desi...
EP023 | The Movie Roles We Were Born to Ruin
The First Annual 2 Guys Movie Awards continues with Hollywood’s worst casting decisions. Erik replaces Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde, Jeff becomes Regina George in Mean Girls, and both movies are immediately ruined.<...
EP022 |The First Annual 2 Guys Movie Awards
Hollywood has the Oscars. Now it has something significantly less credible: the first annual 2 Guys No Credentials Movie Awards.Erik and Jeff debate the greatest movies, actors, and quotes of all time—including whether Denzel alwa...
EP 21 | Why Are Americans Losing Pride in Their Country?
This week, Erik and Jeff ask why fewer Americans feel comfortable saying they’re proud of their country.Has patriotism become political? Did younger generations get America’s blooper reel instead of the highlight reel? And can criticizin...
EP20 | The Most American Episode We’ve Ever Done
America had a birthday, so this week we skipped the News Desk and talked Fourth of July the only way we know how: fireworks, hot dogs, potato salad hate, childhood nostalgia, The Sandlot, Independence Day, Jaws, and adults pretending fireworks ...
EP019 | We Should Have Prepared for This Episode
This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, Erik came in completely out of gas, Jeff came in with OJ Simpson stats, and somehow that became an episode.We start with softball beer fines, fall into news burnout, take a detour through Supergirl an...
EP018 | Were the 90s Actually Better?
This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, Erik and Jeff ask the most important question two unqualified men can ask:Were the 90s actually better?We talk bad modern music, MTV, TRL, Beastie Boys, Blink-182, Jurassic Park, Good Will Hun...
EP017 | Where’s My Sauce and the American Dream?
This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, we kick things off with Zoology for Morons and immediately lose control. Somehow, sloths become bugs, seahorses become water, and dolphins become ocean dogs with serious legal problems.From th...
EP016 | Fire Police, Nazi Tattoos & Mulch Crimes
This week on 2 Guys No Credentials, the News Desk is barely holding together.We talk Jerome Powell, NFL outrage, Graham Platner’s Nazi tattoo, Jeff’s Bills depression, Erik’s Daily Wire regret, and a Home Depot mulch delivery that turne...
EP015 | We Tried Talking Politics Like Adults. Terrible Idea
EP015 has everything nobody asked for: Marine stories, Buffalo sports depression, Aaron Rodgers ruining Erik’s life, and a voting debate handled by two men wildly unqualified to fix democracy.We had no business discussing this much....
EP014 | Why Aliens Refuse to Talk to Us
In this episode, Erik and Jeff are running on three hours of sleep and still somehow decide they’re qualified to talk about aliens, LeBron James, aquarium fish, penguin parades, and why every smoke alarm chooses violence at 3 a.m.We cove...
EP013 | The NBA Is Soft, Airport Chaos & School Bus Stops Gone Too Far
In this episode of 2 Guys No Credentials, we return from a short break and immediately prove that time away has not made us smarter.Jeff celebrates the Buffalo Sabres winning their first playoff series since 2007, which sends us down a ...
EP012 | Sabres Playoffs, Hot Dog Debates & Aaron Rodgers Slander
The Sabres are back in the playoffs, Aaron Rodgers catches strays, and somehow we end up arguing whether a hot dog is a sandwich or just a handheld tube of chaos.This episode starts with Jeff being way too excited about Buffalo hockey, t...
EP011 | The Masters Didn’t Allow WHO Until When?!
In this episode of 2 Guys No Credentials, nothing makes sense.The Sabres look legit, the Bills don’t, and the internet is arguing over a Trump-as-Jesus meme that somehow gets even dumber the more you look at it.We get into highway...
EP010 | Trusting the VA, Bad Dog Owners & Why We’re All Tired
In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow manage to disappoint.We kick things off with updates on Bagel Delight and the Buffalo Sabres officially clinching a playoff berth, which still sounds fake.From there...
EP009 | No Regrets, No Sandals, No Leadership
In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow make it all worse.We kick things off with a shocking development: Erik has no regrets and actually had a great week, which immediately feels suspicious.From there, J...
EP008 | Italian Job Pt. Deux, Streaming Is Broken & The Sabres Are Winning
In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow make it all worse.We kick things off with the return of the Italian Job, then get into a debate about actors who might actually be better than Timothée Chalamet.From...
EP007 | Huge Keys, Fake Outrage & Pointless Debates
In this episode, we somehow cover everything and solve absolutely nothing.We start with an update on my wife’s massive keychain, which still gets lost constantly. Siri continues to ignore me but somehow listens perfectly to the TV, and J...
EP006 | Super Bowl Predictions, VA Regrets & Bad Attitudes
Jeff gets his snowblower back just in time for the snow to disappear, which tells you everything you need to know.This episode includes Jeff’s confidence in the Bills, Erik regretting the VA yet again, a wildly unqualified discussion abo...
EP005 | War, Drinking & Getting Older
In this episode, we get into getting older, drinking less like champions than we used to, the rarity of wood, everyday humor, Iran, and the chaos of dealing with the VA health care system.As usual, it’s strong opinions, loose facts, and ...