SPEAKER_01
0:01
Boots
on,
radios
crackling,
orders
received,
the
scrubbing
squad
is
standing
by.
Ready
for
real-world
missions,
adventure,
and
fun.
And
there
is
one
hero
they
cannot
start
without.
You.
Report
for
duty.
Heroes
start
here.
SPEAKER_03
0:22
Hero
HQ.
Fall
in
heroes.
Today's
mission
is
about
to
begin.
Heroes,
this
Monday
we
start
at
the
very
beginning.
Because
today's
origin
story
is
mine.
Uncle
Jamie.
Founder
and
base
commander
Hero
HQ
from
the
United
Kingdom.
And
I
will
tell
you
something
most
people
do
not
know
about
the
man
who
runs
Hero
HQ.
When
I
was
your
age,
I
was
hopeless
at
mornings,
truly
hopeless.
Socks
lost,
teeth
unbrushed,
shoes
in
two
different
rooms.
My
gran
used
to
say,
the
morning
won
before
I
even
got
out
of
bed.
It
was
my
gran
who
changed
it.
And
she
did
it
with
one
move.
She
stopped
giving
me
lists.
She
gave
me
one
small
job,
just
one.
My
job
was
the
curtains.
Open
them
the
moment
my
feet
touched
the
floor.
That
was
the
whole
job.
And
a
strange
thing
happened.
When
the
curtains
were
open,
I
felt
like
someone
who
does
his
jobs.
So
I
did
another
one.
Nobody
asked
me
to.
The
first
job
pulled
the
second
one
along
behind
it,
like
a
little
train.
Now,
many
years
later,
I
looked
around
my
street
and
I
saw
children
stuck
indoors,
staring
at
screens,
mornings
winning
everywhere.
And
I
thought,
I
know
how
to
fix
this.
And
heroes,
here
is
where
I
got
it
wrong.
I
made
a
big
plan.
An
enormous
plan.
A
club
with
a
rule
book
so
thick
you
could
stand
on
it
to
reach
the
biscuit
shelf.
Charts
for
everything,
rules
for
everything,
whistles.
On
the
first
day,
lots
of
children
came.
On
the
second
day,
fewer
came.
On
the
third
day,
it
was
me
and
the
rule
book.
Nobody
came
back.
My
big
plan
had
won
on
paper
and
lost
in
real
life.
I
sat
in
the
empty
room
for
a
long
time.
And
then
I
heard
my
grand's
voice
from
all
those
years
ago.
Not
a
hundred
rules,
one
small
job.
So
I
threw
away
the
rule
book
and
I
kept
one
thing,
one
small
mission
a
day,
done
for
real,
and
someone
who
notices
you
did
it.
That
is
the
whole
squad.
That
was
the
first
day
of
Hero
HQ,
and
I
opened
the
door
with
the
first
key
on
this
belt.
And
I
have
carried
that
key
ever
since,
because
it
reminds
me
the
door
only
opened
once
the
plan
got
small.
SPEAKER_02
3:27
And
that
is
the
part
worth
keeping,
heroes.
Uncle
Jamie
did
not
fail
because
he
cared
too
little.
He
failed
because
he
planned
too
big.
Small
missions
done
every
day
beat
big
plans
every
time.
SPEAKER_03
3:44
She
said
it
better
than
my
rule
book
did,
and
she
used
98
fewer
pages.
And
next
Monday,
Heroes,
Auntie
Ellie
takes
this
radio
and
tells
you
her
own
story
in
her
own
words,
including
the
question
she
asked
me
that
the
big
plan
forgot.
Heroes,
your
mission.
If
you
are
four,
five,
or
six,
tonight,
choose
one
small
job
for
tomorrow
morning,
just
one,
and
tell
a
grown-up
what
it
is.
Maybe
it
is
the
curtains,
maybe
it
is
your
socks.
If
you
are
seven
or
older,
choose
your
one
small
job,
do
it
tomorrow
before
anyone
asks
you
to,
and
then
keep
it
going
for
three
mornings
in
a
row.
One
job,
three
mornings.
That
is
a
real
mission.
SPEAKER_00
4:42
Ace
here,
heroes.
Ace
mode
version.
If
choosing
is
the
hard
part,
ask
a
grown-up
to
offer
you
two
jobs
and
you
pick
one
of
the
two.
Then
draw
your
job
on
a
piece
of
paper
and
put
it
by
your
bed.
So
tomorrow
morning
the
job
is
already
waiting
for
you.
SPEAKER_03
4:56
Same
mission,
your
way.com.
Heroes,
this
is
Uncle
Jamie.
Mission
accepted.
SPEAKER_02
5:25
Little
missions,
big
heroes.
Heroes
start
here.
SPEAKER_01
5:32
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