Do you, dear listeners, have any awkward celebrities run Ins that make you cringe, make you sad or break your heart (In Fran's case) just a little bit? You don't? Well, let us set the scene... it is the mid 2000's, you have never heard of coronvirus, netflix was shipped vis USPS and you got to get trashed at your favorite local haunt on the regular. You don't have a care in the world. Your childhood celebrity crush walks up to you at said bar and propositions you for some bathroom sex. Do you A) take said celebrity crush up on this offer and get down and dirty In the bathroom. B) politely decline his offer, but Instead give him some hot and heavy kisses. C) Tell that fool, give me your wallet and proceed to get kicked out the bar all by your damn self. If you haven't guessed yet, Claire chose C.
Welcome in to episode 73, where the ladies are trying not to depressed by the state of this world and have been dodging c-list celebrity bullets, like it's their JOBS since '05. This week in review brings listeners the smoke free skies (friend hangouts and mini vacations) and the terrible AQI's (Vacations are the worst with Infants, are we right?). News of the week is coming at you from Universities hiring college "Influencers" to help establish safety protocols on campus and to make It look "cool". Fran also decided to share a weird article about tickling being child abuse, so there's that. A listener is seeking our advice on how to handle a situation, where she doesn't really care for the said friends' child. Once again, we shit on a listener, great. The ladies are sharing their awkward, sad and cringe worthy celebrity run-ins in this weeks, ask us anything. The gals are continuing to share shit they like and this week it is art for a good cause and essential reading material coming from a female Black writer. Lastly, this weeks haters are the hypocrites in our political system running RAMPANT at the moment. FUCK ALL YALL.
Adult Orange Julius
Put all this into a blender and whir that bad boy up. Enjoy!
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