Anything But Vanilla Podcast
Anything But Vanilla is a podcast hosted by best friends, Claire Jones and Francesca Corti in Sacramento, CA. Shake up a cocktail and laugh along with the ladies as they catch up, chat about the news of the week, offer up advice to listeners and engage in some light harassment of one another. Listeners can find us on Instagram @abvpodcast. Slide into our dms please. Listeners can email us directly at anythingbutvanillapodcast@gmail.com.
Episodes
115 episodes
Episode 215: Incest Adjacent Literature
Happy end of 2024 sweet baby listeners. We thought we should bring some brightness and lightness to this real trash hole of a year... end it with a bang, if you will. We hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoy recording. We love you and we...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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1:00:43
Episode 214: Are They Really Releasing This Episode?
Dedicated listeners of the pod, this one is a little chaotic and tangential, but has a whole lotta laughs (1/4 of the episode is actually Claire and Kristene laughing). Will you be also keel over from the amount of hilarity that ensues when the...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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42:16
Episode 213: The CBD Can Cocktail Lost Summer Tapes
Friends of ABV, we recorded this episode a long time ago. Fran is procrastinator. She blames it on being busy, but we all really know its the ADHD. Enjoy this CBD fever dream. A plus for you at the end, there is a Crumbl cookie review :)
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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1:06:13
Episode 212: The One Where They Review Crumbl Cookies With Kids
Loyal listeners of this pod, who do these hosts think they are with all their reviews that they have going on?!?! And with kids featured no less? Is this pod turning into a family friendly affair?! I think we all know the answer to that questio...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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1:16:22
Episode 211: The Beginning Of The Canned Cocktail Chronicles
Oh hey ABV faithful, it’s officially summertime and that means one thing, it’s time to break out the easy drink- the canned cocktail. In order to help you sift through all the choices, the hosts have decided to bring back their review- once a w...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:09:42
Episode 210: Claire Is Grounded Among All The Chaos
Well, well, well, loyal listeners of ABV we apologize in advance for the messiness that is this episode of the pod, recorded at one cohosts home that will not be named in these notes. If you can get past the constant interruptions and distracti...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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1:02:29
Episode 209: These Ladies Don’t Use Proportions
Lucious Listeners of ABV, when one outta three cohosts are away, you know this podcast turns into a Bravo Tok pod. So for those that partake, enjoy! And those that don’t, to effin’ bad, you are stuck listening now. Moroccan Mint Tea...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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52:52
Episode 208: It's Us Against the World
Lovely listeners of ABV, when two cohosts are hangin, chillin’ out maxin’, relaxin’, eatin’ dinner and havin’ a drink, it’s truly, just them against the world. And for you too sweet listeners, we hope that you pull up a seat, relax a little, an...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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1:05:33
Episode 207: It's The Drugs
Faithful listeners of ABV, sometimes you just gotta call it like you see it, and when the hosts are telling stories of a glorious night out on a delightful spring Sacramento night, it’s obvious… it’s the drugs. Get ready to dive into episode 20...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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1:22:40
Episode 206: Big Tax Bills and Big Tits
Oh hey there kind listeners of ABV. When one your cohosts ditches you for a different party, what do you do?!?! Relentlessy talk shit about her, of course! This is ABV after all… no one is safe, not even the hosts. Enjoy!Summer Beer- AKA...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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57:52
Episode 205: The Quasi Lost Episode AKA Don't Ice Me Out
Oh man ABV darlings... when the ADHD is in full swing and all the cohosts got a touch or two, well, you often lose things, lose track of where something was placed, send the incorrect episode for editing, think you uplaodded something but didn'...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:17:28
Episode 204: Diane Fishburn, You Did Us Dirty
Sweet baby ABV listeners, you know, that we know, that you know, that we are all just one big ball of mental health issues, wrapped up into a pretty bow, that you can listen to weekly. Keeping that in mind, we see you, you see us and we are one...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:01:34
Episode 203: When Your Eyebrow Artist Becomes Your Friend, Therapist and Cohost.
Oh ABV listeners, when one host is missing, that means the nicer of the two hosts remain, lololol, jkjkjkjkj. Welcome in to episode 103, where the ladies are getting a little buzzy, creating craft cocktails, sharing their ups and downs, l...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:01:55
Episode 202: We Are Podcast Hosts, Of Course We Are Going To Get Matching Tattoos
Oh Lord ABV listeners, buckle up because this week’s episode has a little bit of everything… lewd acts with mandarins, light bullying, internet ADHD, arguments and of course, talk about 90’s TV shows. Welcome in to episode 102, where the ...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:03:42
Episode 201: When The Lights Go Out
Sweet baby ABV listeners, as we enter into our 101st episode we ask you one critical question…What do you do when you have day old margaritas and no power? Record a podcast of course!Welcome in to episode 101, where the ladies lost power during...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:17:11
Let's Celebrate With Jacob Elordi's Bathwater
To our faithful listeners. We love you, you love us, we love each other. Let’s keep this love fest going by gulping down some Saltburn Bathwater and celebrating our big milestone episode together. Welcome in to episode 100, where th...
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Season 1
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Episode 100
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1:06:07
Episode 199: In Our We Almost Made it to 100 Era
Dear sweet baby listeners, what kind of fry person are you? Crinkle? Crisscut? Thin and Crispy? The pod this week seeks to answer the age old question, who truly does have the best fries of them all???? Buckle up, it gets divisive.
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Season 1
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Episode 100
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1:05:37
Episode 198: In Our Year End Wrap Era
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? If you are a faithful listener to this podcast, and are familiar with our level of trash talking, then you know that’s a hell nawwwwww from us. All old acquaintances will not only be...
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Season 1
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Episode 98
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1:15:09
Episode 197: In Our 2 Out Of 3 Ain't Bad Era
Hey there, lovely listeners. Three episodes this year? Who are we even? Not to brag, but we are practically professional podcasters at this point!Welcome in to episode 97, where Claire and Kristene hold down the fort in Fran’s absence. ...
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Season 1
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Episode 97
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46:23
Episode 196: In Our Bullying Era
Dear Listeners, we hope you are thrilled that this pod is continuing to plug along consistently. We don’t want to jinx it, but our commitment level is giving, right now. Let’s see if we can make it a habit.Welcome in to episode...
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Season 1
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Episode 96
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1:13:19
Episode 195: In Our Haters Era
To our loving listeners, thank you for your patience while we took a far too long hiatus. But, we are back baby!!!!!! It’s the same old podcast, with some new things a shaking. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed recording i...
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Season 1
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Episode 95
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1:12:22
Episode 194: All We Can Do Is Our Best... Okay?
Dear sweet listeners, we know, deep down, you didn't believe we would actually follow through with this and record another episode, did ya now? BUT HERE WE FUCKIN ARE! Per usual, we get a little sloppy, laugh a lot, max out our mic volume and t...
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Season 1
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Episode 94
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1:00:44
Episode 193: Aaaaaaaaand We're Back!
Dear, sweet, kind, loving, caring listeners. We missed you. You missed us. Let’s make this a regular thing again, ok?Welcome in to episode 93, where you don’t call it a comeback, until we get a few episodes back under our belts. The gals...
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Season 1
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Episode 93
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51:24
Episode 192: Claire Makes A Drink Comeback
Dear listeners, will we ever get our shit together? Will we ever come out with an episode on time again? Will we ever have a recording schedule? Will we ever have an intro that makes sense? Will our sound ever be great? The answer is not. No ho...
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1:04:22
Episode 191: This Podcast Has Everything
You know we like to keep you on your toes, dearest and loyalist of listeners. That being said, why be consistent with our episode output when we can randomly record and spring some audio content upon you at random? You are welcome, by the way, ...
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Season 1
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Episode 91
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1:02:37