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CLEMONS KUNKEL

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Start with the costume and follow the money. That’s the through line of this no-filter episode, where we pull apart the mythology of strongmen, the market for outrage, and the cost of turning politics into fandom. We take a hard look at how cheating, bullying, and delay tactics get dressed up as strength while our institutions and public health take the hit.

We go straight at the spectacle: cosplay uniforms, NFT hero cards, and the teddy-bear merch that sells the feeling of power without the work. From there, we dig into the mechanics—gerrymandering, voter suppression, nondisclosure agreements, court stalling—and show how these shortcuts normalize a culture where winning trumps truth. When leaders sell fantasy, followers become customers, not citizens, and the bill comes due in policy failures and public trust.

Science denial is where the damage turns lethal. We revisit COVID missteps, from testing denial to mask mockery and miracle-cure theatrics, and explain why evidence-based guidance is not elitism but survival. We also tackle energy myths and the habit of rewriting facts, from windmill scares to Sharpie-ed hurricane paths. Courts exist to test claims; dozens of failed lawsuits aren’t vibes, they’re verdicts. Memory, language, and credibility are not optional in leadership—they’re the floor.

Under the heat of the rant is a challenge: if strength is the claim, prove it in places that measure skill—transparent debate, service, and fair contests where rules apply to everyone. Real strength looks like owning outcomes, telling the truth under oath, and respecting evidence even when it stings. If you’re ready to trade spectacle for standards and fandom for citizenship, press play, share with someone who needs the dose, and leave a review with your take on what real strength should look like.

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Quiet, fat piggy trump. Quiet, fat piggy trump. You're listening to Clemens Kunkel, aka super professor. And I'm talking about that big fat sow piggy Trump. You know, sows they weigh like what 350? That's gotta be like Trump's weight. He's a sow. He's a big fat piggy. A gigantic piggy. He's obese. Oh I know he says he's in superior condition as a fat boy. But he's a fat girl, he's a fat piggy. He's the one that needs to be quiet. He's a fat piggy. Here's a couple of reasons why he should keep his mouth shut. He can't speak English for one thing. He can barely speak English, let alone another language. Numa blah no torling impossible. But oh he can hang out with dictators. They speak several languages, and they're laughing at Trump because he can't even speak English. Plus he can't remember anything. I know, I know he's smarter than the generals. He's never served, but he's smarter than the generals. John McCain, a prisoner of war, war hero, Trump said, Oh no, he's not a prisoner of war. I like people that weren't captured. No. He likes people that don't go to war. Because he's a coward. He's a fake baby bone spur. He's not even legit. I know, I know. He gets all these people to fill out NB it was nondisclosure NDA? Oh yeah, nondisclosure agreements, yeah, yeah. He everybody that worked for him had to fill one of those things out. You can't find out what Trump's grades are. You know why? Because they're zero. There's no sense in looking. We already know they're zero. He's turning back the clock on environmental protection for us. Oh, he wants to start up the nuclear program again, setting off nuclear warheads. He don't even he's a child. This is what's so bad about him. He was born ignorant, just like every one of us. We don't have any knowledge when we're born. But this child stayed ignorant. He can't learn. He can't learn anything. He has to cheat to win. Just like his father. His father did teach him how to cheat to win. Cheating. Cheating. Cheating is not winning. This is what drives me bonkers. Cheating means you don't have enough honor, integrity, knowledge to win on your own merit. You're a ding-dong. Republican parties are ding-dongs. They cheat with gerrymandarin, voter suppression, bullying people. Trump's nothing but a baby bully. He wants to be a wannabe dictator, but it's not happening. He's nothing but pure evil. He's always been evil. What I don't understand is how that idiot got a vote. Oh, that's right. Idiots votes for idiots. Trump's an idiot, and other idiots voted for him. Oh, wait a minute. He's a sexual predator. Sexual predators put him in office. Sexual predators left him in office. He did an insurrection. Oh, it's still good. Sixteen, he what's it? Sixty lawsuits saying that the election was rigged, and he lost all 60. All 60 lawsuits he lost saying the election was rigged. But he gets to say shit. He gets to tie up the courts. He gets to postpone, postpone, postpone, postpone, postpone. He had 13 sexual lawsuits before he became president. And he said, oh no, no, no. Let's scoot it. Let's see who's gonna win. Then he won, and then it all got scooted except for Eugene Carroll. She never gave up. And then he lost and he owes millions to her because why? He couldn't even show up in court to back to because he can't remember what he said. The clown was shown a picture of him and a woman and two other people. He named the two other guys a woman, and then he said the woman standing next to him was his wife. The child couldn't even tell what his wife looked like. You know why? Because he doesn't care what she looks like. He just wants a pretty woman next to him. And he has to pay Karen McDoule and what is it, Stormy Daniels with 130,000, 150,000 to keep him quiet. He has to pay for sex. If the man had no money, he would never ever have sex. Why? Because he's ugly as sin. And he's dumb as a box of rocks. Why does he get married? Because they're after his money. They're not after him. They're after his money. I don't care, they're after his money. It takes two to tangle, but what the heck is she staying with the clown for? Oh, that's right, she's a clown. It's embarrassing that these people think they're strong and powerful while they hold a Trumpy teddy bear. Do you understand? This clown gave a teddy bear to his adult followers. And then he got these suckers to buy watches, shoes, uh everything, hats. And then he Trump gets to play dress up. Oh, isn't it so sweet? You get to see him in an army uniform. Then you get to see him in he's a NASA guy. Then you get to see him, oh my god, he's he's he's like Captain American, Superman, all these NFT cards. Oh, ooh, look how pure powerful he is. Uh yeah, yeah, fake, fake, fake, fake. He's a fake man. He's a fake baby. He's a fake president. He's a big fat piggy. Gigantic obese piggy. Be quiet, piggy. Be quiet. Quit talking. You're embarrassing yourself. You big fat piggy you. You're an absolute embarrassment to the human race. This i i you're going down in history. Oh, absolutely you're gonna go down in history. There's no doubt about that. Not in a good way. You're going down. You're going down so bad. Oh, wait, did you just get rid of one minute? How many Trump towers got their name removed up in New York? Was that one, two, three, four? I'm gonna have to Google that and see how many of them you've done lost. People don't want your name associated with them. Anything you take over, you destroy. You're destroying the United States, we see it. And we're not happy. See, here's a funny thing. You children, all your little children, you you children get to say, oh, you want a civil war all with us. Really, really. You lost the first one, you dingies. What do you think? We all got rid of our guns? What do you like? That's stupid? Yeah, you are. You think evil people the only one that has guns. You forgot farmers, you forgot hunters, you forgot people sports. What do you you guys are like ding of ding dongs? Trump, I thought was stupid, then I found out he's got a lot of followers that are stupid. Evil people. Races, haters, afraid to move ahead in life. Afraid of a woman being president because oh what? We can't bully them bully women if they if they're president. Oh no, no, no. They become too strong. Because it's white, me and we we too weak. Yeah, yeah, you people ain't white, I'm white. You people pissing me off. Strong and powerful as you're holding the teddy bear, oh my god. You got that fat guy, that big fat balloon guy riding around on a Harley or some big motorcycle carrying a teddy bear. The official Trumpy Bear video. If you ain't seen it, you gotta watch it. It's it's he's a military guy. That ain't no military guy. My father was 22 years Marine Corps. I know what military people look like. It ain't look like a fat balloon guy. You guys are embarrassment. You can't do anything but cheat. Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. Lie, lie, lie, lie. Putin's getting his butt kicked. Trump, you're getting your butt kicked. You're gonna be gone very soon. You're you're you what is what do you got? Thirty thirty-six percent people like you now? Thirty-six percent? And you just took away their snap. These old fat people that can't do anything, you just took away their food. And you think they're gonna be happy with the ones that voted for you? Oh yeah, I bet so. Oh, they're gonna love you. And now, oh, you're gonna get rid of uh uh testing for cancer and diseases. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're smart. You a smart guy. Yeah. Diseases, they don't come around. Oh no, no. The vaccines, oh no. Vaccine, that oh, wait a minute. Didn't he the big fat piggy say, oh, stop the testing? Oh, wait a minute, the big fat piggy, he actually got COVID. Take me to the hospital, I'm dying. Then he had to get COVID shots, survive. I wish it had taken that damn chloroquine that he told everybody else to take. Oh no, no, he just gets to lie to people. Tell people it's not real as people die. Why is this guy not in prison? He did an insurrection, he got a million people killed from COVID, because he stopped the testing. He wouldn't let China gave us the vaccine, and he said, no, no, we don't want we we'll make our own. When China was doing everything to get rid of it and building hospitals in a week. But oh no, not Trump. No, no, no, stop the testing. We don't need testing. Oh, mask? Oh no, no, you don't need masks. Masks don't do anything. That's the reason people are wearing them in hospitals. The doctors wear them all the time, because they don't do anything, you stupid people. You people are like idiots. It it Trump has made the United States a laughing stock around the world. Trump's a laughing stock, but it's quite embarrassing. They want a civil war. Why don't we give it to them? I got no problem with that. But here, let me let me show you how simple this is. You want a civil war. Fine. Let's step in a ring. That way nobody gets killed. Why don't we just step in a ring with me? You know, I got no problem with the civil war, but why don't we do it in a ring? Why don't you clowns step in a ring with me? None of you, none of no trumper will step in a ring with me. Because I can do stuff. I'm not a coward. I'm not a fat balloon like all the Trumpers. See, see, I'll I this is what I've said plenty of times. Let's do a contest. Let's let's let's let's do 20 different contests. I pick thing 10 things that I'm good at, and you pick 10 things that you're good at. Let's see if you can win one contest against me. Oh, don't worry. I'll tell you what the first one is. Game of chess. You know, just to see if your brain works. See, you get to pick 10 things you're good at. Shooting? Oh, I got no problem with that either. What what can you trumpers do? I publish books. I've roller skate, ice skate, snow ski, skydive, flown planes, Session 170 Pioneer Tommy Hawk. I've done everything. The only thing I've never done is uh surf, and I'm dying to do that. I break beer bottle, wine bottle, and concrete block on YouTube. I teach science. Kinetic energy is half time to mass, velocity squared. That's the reason I can break the block. When Donald J. Trump, that little piggy, that big fat piggy, said, This is what the fat piggy said. He said, Windmills give you cancer. This is what a fat piggy said. Millions of birds underneath the windmills. They're all chopped up. This is what the fat piggy said. The fat piggy also said, Oh no, he didn't say it. He drew it. He he drew on a hurricane map. The hurricane people showed you where the hurricane was going, and that big fat piggy took a sharpie and drew it to match his little baby tweet. This clown changed a hurricane map. And then the hurricane people had to come out and said, no, it's not going that way, it's going here. Protect yourself. So he gets to make stuff up and harm people, but he's never been held accountable. He gets to rape a woman. Oh, I know. He uses little bitty fingers, so it's not considered rape in that state. Are you serious? It's just sexual assault. Why is he not in prison? Oh, what wait a minute. When that clown got arrested, they didn't handcuff him. He was able to walk in. They didn't weigh the fat pig, the sow. They didn't weigh that fat, fat, fat thing. They didn't measure his height. Because what does Trump do? He lies, lies. He lies about his height, he lies about his weight. He's over 350 pounds. He's a balloon baby. But we didn't get to see courts, law enforcement doing their job. They let that big fat piggy walk in and walk out. And all they did was take his picture. All they did was take that fat balloon picture of a sow. He thinks he's God gift women. He gets to rate women to 10, 1 to 10. I'm gonna rate Trump. He's a negative 100. He's ugly, fat, and dumb. There's no way that this guy should even be president. He every what is it, 22 business failures, uh, six bankruptcies. He don't pay his people. He lies, cheat, and steal, and people keep putting the idiot in. The Republican Party is idiots. There's no John McCain in the Republican Party anymore. John McCain was a war hero. And Trump dishonored him. John McCain was a John McCain battleship. Trump had him covered up the flag, cover up the battleship name for Trump. Trump is garbage.