El Clásico Podcastico: a Barcelona and Real Madrid podcast
Mark is a Real Madrid fan. Payton is a Barcelona fan. Both are American soccer converts, and always manage to be upset about something, even though they support the two most successful clubs of all time. Listen in as the boys explain exactly why the current coaches/owners of their teams are idiots, and what they would do instead.
Episodes
447 episodes
Barcelona Survive the Giant-Killers + BIG La Liga Weekend Previews
In this episode fit for a king, your favorite Barcelona and Real Madrid cohosts are here to bring you the latest news, notes, and deep dives covering all things El Clasico. We kick things off with Barcelona's scary close call against Albacete (...
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Season 7
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Episode 33
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48:04
Real Squeak Rayo; Barca Best Elche + Is Arbeloa an Idiot?
Payton digs into a heaping helping of Barcelona chances in another entertaining, end-to-end affair against Elche (9:57), before Mark questions Real's new caretaker coaches strange decisions during Real's narrow, last-gasp win against bottom-run...
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Season 7
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Episode 32
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1:05:24
UCL Special: Madrid STUNNED in INSTANT CLASSIC!! / Barca Prevail + La Liga Previews
In this instant classic of an episode, the boys are here to bring you the full recap of one of the wildest, most unbelievable Champions League group stage match days of all time. We start, of course, with the most sensational game of the week, ...
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Season 7
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Episode 31
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1:14:53
Mbappe Buries Villarreal, Yamal Dazzles + Mourinho-Madrid & Barca-Copenhagen
Mark and Payton review America's questionable credentials to host the World Cup amid the Trump regime's murderous assault on... America (5:20). Then, the boys review an important win for Real Madrid against Villarreal (10:04), and one of the gr...
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Season 7
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Episode 30
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52:28
UCL Goal-stravaganza!! + VITAL La Liga Weekend Preview
In this high-flying episode of ECP, your hosts are here to bring you all the latest news, notes, reviews, previews, and all things dear to Real Madrid and Barcelona. We kick things off with Real Madrid's Champions League matchup against Monaco,...
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Season 7
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Episode 29
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1:02:56
Sociedad, Refs Defeat Barcelona; Bernabeu Boos Vini + UCL Previews
Mark and Payton delve into a shocking weekend of La Liga football as Barcelona had five shots hit the post and three goals disallowed in a wild loss to Sociedad featuring a bevy of controversial decisions and talking points (28:21). Real Madrid...
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Season 7
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Episode 28
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1:18:08
Real Madrid SHOCKED in instant Copa Classic!!! Barca Move On + La Liga Weekend Previews
In this stunning edition of El Clasico Podcastico, the boys are here to bring you one of the most shocking episodes in El Clasico history. Real Madrid, under new management, had a historic game against Albacete (4:33). Then, Barcelona's tense a...
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Season 7
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Episode 27
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47:08
Barca Smash Madrid in SuperCup Clásico, Xabi Alonso Sacked
Mark and Payton dig into a heaping helping of a Clasico clash, as Barcelona and Madrid trade blows in a wild SuperCup final, with a red card, stoppage time goals galore, and much more (3:28), and the boys also get into the many reasons behind X...
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Season 7
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Episode 26
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1:10:14
El Clásico Final Preview!!! + Wild Semi-Final games + Fantasy Draft!
In a titular episode of ECP, the boys are here to bring you the full El Clasico treatment. We start with reviews of Barcelona's romp over Athletic Bilbao (8:10) and Real Madrid's close call against rivals Atletico Madrid (18:58). Then, all eyes...
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Season 7
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Episode 25
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1:06:46
Gonzalo's Perfect Hat-trick Lifts Madrid; Joan Garcia Saves Barcelona
The boys are back in and jazzed up to review two massive, action-packed la liga matchups, as star Barcelona keeper Joan Garcia returned to Espanyol in a stunning MOTM performance featuring many of the greatest saves you'll see (14:40), before y...
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Season 7
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Episode 24
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1:03:32
2026 Kickoff! New Year's Resolutions + Reviews & Previews
Welcome back, Fanaticos! Congratulations on making it through another year with El Clasico Podcastico. In this inaugural episode of 2026, your favorite co-hosts are back to bring you the latest news, notes, and previews of what's to come for Ba...
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Season 7
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Episode 23
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58:20
Copa Chaos! Madrid Survive Talavera, Barcelona Squeak Guadalajara
The boys review a surprisingly thrilling slate of midweek Copa Del Rey games, with Barcelona winning it late against a resolute Guadalajara side (4:24), and 3rd-tier Talavera de la Reina giving Real Madrid all they could handle in a heart-pound...
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Season 7
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Episode 22
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1:02:20
Copa del Rey Kickoff Preview! + La Liga Weekend Reviews
In this episode, your favorite Barcelona and Real Madrid podcast covers the intense weekend La Liga matchups, and concludes with the Copa del Rey opening games for their respective teams. We start with Barcelona's game hosting the bulls of Pamp...
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Season 7
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Episode 21
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57:45
Barca Best Frankfurt, Man City Tops Madrid in UCL Tussle
The boys review a thrilling set of Champions League matches, as Barcelona improve their Top 8 chances with a come-from-behind victory against old nemesis Eintracht Frankfurt (6:16). Then, Real Madrid host Manchester City at the Bernabeu in a cl...
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Season 7
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Episode 20
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1:03:02
Barca on Fire, Madrid in Flames - Xabi OUT?? + HUGE Champions League previews!!
In this historic episode of ECP, your favorite hosts are here to discuss the insanity that was the La Liga weekend, including Barcelona's romp over Real Betis (6:05), and Real Madrid's shocking loss to a struggling Celta Vigo side, which could ...
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Season 7
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Episode 19
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58:06
The Return MEGA-SODE! Barcelona Thump Atleti, Top Table; Mbappe Saves Alonso at Bilbao + UCL Reviews
The boys are back! And have a football feast prepared as they examine the many ups and downs for Real Madrid and Barcelona over the past couple weeks. First, Madrid stumble yet again away at Elche in an awful performance (8:40). Then, Payton co...
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Season 7
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Episode 18
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2:08:37
Messi Returns to Barcelona?? La Liga Recap: Madrid Flounder & Barca Feast + International Duty!
In this episode, Mark and Payton are here to bring you the latest news, highlights, and deep dives into all things Real Madrid and Barcelona. We start with some news concerning the Brazilian national team, and a stunning headline involving Lion...
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Season 7
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Episode 17
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51:24
Liverpool Thump Madrid, Brugge-Barcelona Instant Classic + La Liga Previews
The boys review a fascinating round of Champions League football, as Real Madrid struggle mightily at Anfield, forcing another historic performance from their legendary goalkeeper (4:22), and the Belgians take the fight to Barcelona in a wild e...
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Season 7
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Episode 16
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1:05:13
Real Madrid vs Liverpool UCL Preview!! + Barca v Club Brugge / La Liga Weekend Recaps
Welcome back, Fanaticos!! In this Champions League preview special, the boys are here to bring you the latest news, notes, and highlights from a goal-filled La Liga weekend, and preface the titanic clash coming up in the UCL. We start with the ...
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Season 7
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Episode 15
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56:23
Terrifying La Liga Previews! Real Madrid v Valencia, Barcelona v Elche
The boys discuss additional fallout from a memorable clasico, including a devastating injury for Barcelona, before delving into the weekend's matchups, with Real Madrid hosting the bats of Valencia (11:34), and Barcelona taking on surpris...
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Season 7
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Episode 14
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28:10
Jude Shines, Yamal Sinks in Chaotic, Classic Clásico
This episode we review the dramatic, chaotic, and contentious El Clásico, featuring the game that your favorite podcast was created to cover. Mark swoons, and Payton seethes, as they take you through all the action that was an El Clasico for th...
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Season 7
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Episode 13
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58:18
El Clásico Preview but Spooky! + UCL Reviews
The boys huddle around the campfire and tell scary tales of injured players, breakaway counter attacks, and more as they reveal what scares them most about the other team as Barcelona and Real Madrid prepare for their biggest game of the season...
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Season 7
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Episode 12
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1:11:36
Red Flag City!! Barca - Madrid's Wild La Liga Weekend + UCL Previews
In this wild episode of ECP, the fellas are here to bring you the latest news and notes from a La Liga weekend filled with ejections, fouls, and golazos. We start with the review of Barcelona's scary match against crosstown rivals Girona (5:15)...
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Season 7
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Episode 11
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55:08
La Liga Returns! Barcelona vs Girona, Real Madrid vs Getafe Previews
The boys, and football, are back from the dreaded international break and its done a number on the el clasico squads, as your hosts first try to wade through a growing injury list (and some alarming ownership proposals for Real, 3:03) to figure...
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Season 7
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Episode 10
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37:59
Barcelona & Real Madrid: Where Do We Stand? + Managers on the Hot Seat??
In this episode of El Clasico Podcastico, hosts Payton and Mark delve into the recent performances of Barcelona and Real Madrid, analyzing their struggles, leadership issues, and the impact of injuries. They discuss the mental aspects of the ga...
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Season 7
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Episode 9
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1:00:47