
The Lost Girls Podcast
Two distracted seekers battle existential dread and chase enlightenment by overanalyzing pop culture and nostalgia.
Episodes
39 episodes
Downer Holiday Episode
This week, the Girls air their grievances and discuss Tiger King 3: The Doc Antle Story.
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Season 1
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Episode 39
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1:44:34

For the Troops
This week, the Girls review the soon to be classic Lifetime Christmas Movie, Reba McEntire's Christmas in Tune. Julie plans a concert to reunite her parents and Melissa shares why she feels shame every time she hears a country classic. They als...
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Season 1
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Episode 37
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1:49:25

Wanna Ride Bulls and Freedom Fight
Pull on your cowboy boots and button up those tight fittin' jeans because this week the Girls discuss the 1980 masterpiece Urban Cowboy. Julie reveals the seldom discussed portrait of Chicago which involves hobo fights, line dancing, and ...
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Season 1
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Episode 36
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2:19:54

Orange Juice as Far as the Eye Can See
This week, the Girls review Lois Duncan's classic young adult thriller, Don't Look Behind You." Melissa discovers that she has married a monster, and Julie outs her food thieving coworkers. The Girls have A LOT to say about the angstie...
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Season 1
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Episode 35
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4:02:13

Shorter Than Me but Bigger Than a Hamster
This week, the Girls go off the rails when they give a quarantine update. Julie and Melissa ponder getting a chimney sweep. Melissa rants about pickle buckets and essential cheeses. Julie airs her grievances about real estate, wasps, and curbsi...
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Season 1
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Episode 34
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2:39:39

Bull in a China Cabinet
This week the Girls discuss the 1987 thriller, Dead of Winter. Melissa breaks down essential cheeses and laments for the days before cheese rationing. Julie provides an Unsolved Mysteries update and questions wh...
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Season 1
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Episode 33
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2:02:42

Too Unsolved, Too Mysterious
This week the Girls delve into one of the greatest and scariest TV shows of all time, Unsolved Mysteries. Special Guest and Unsolved Mysteries enthusiast, Morgan Siewart joins the Girls to discuss the most mysterious...
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Season 1
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Episode 32
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2:59:31

The Opposite of the Lion King
This week the Girls discuss the Netflix phenomenon, The Tiger King. Julie recounts the story of a lit date that she went on. Melissa explains why her chihuahua is a serial killer. The Girls also name their heroes of the week....
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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3:07:40

99 Sex Balloons
This week, the Girls have a lot to say about the TLC show My Strange Addiction. Melissa rants for the bees. Julie recounts how she was almost killed on a quest for toilet paper.
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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3:06:25

The Actor with the Dog, Not Keanu Reeves
This week the Girls have a McConathon and discuss Matthew McConaughey's films, Tiptoes and Dallas Buyers Club. Julie confuses Kenny Loggins with Kenny Rogers. Melissa is suspicious when her husband makes an appearanc...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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1:57:40

That Gold Lamé Cousin
This week the Girls discuss the bingeworthy reality show, Bridezillas. Julie and Melissa take a strong stance on wedding trends like life-size bride cakes, bridal adult diapers, and stripper cousins.
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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2:25:35

Snake Eyes
This week the Girls stay golden as the discuss the beloved 1980s television series, the Golden Girls. The Girls have a special game night after Golden Girls Live is cancelled. Julie vows never to take Melissa to Vegas.
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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2:35:21

Grandma's Woke AF
This week the Girls discuss Judy Blume's controversial YA novel, Forever. Listen to the Girls weigh in on an age old bra debate. Find out about the first podcast outing to the Golden Girls Live.
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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2:56:30

If You Love Someone, It’s Not Weird to Share Cheese
Love is in the air this week when the Girls discuss all things Valentine's Day. Learn about Valentine's Day's dark origins, Lupercalia. The girls talk greetings card, candy, fondue, and Barbie sex. Melissa and Julie disagree on a controversial ...
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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1:57:05

Funnel Cakes Aren't Gonna Keep the Marriage Alive
This week the Girls fall in love all over again with the Hallmark Movie, Yes I Do. The Girls discuss the absurd jobs in the land of Hallmark movies. Discover why Julie loves the darker Lifetime movies and what she would be if she ...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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1:41:23

The Magical Science of Tinker Tea
This week, the Girls delve into the cutthroat world of children's beauty pageants when they discuss the TLC series, Toddlers and Tiaras. Julie and Melissa channel their inner chemists when they make their own tinker tea / go-go juice c...
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2:08:50

Game Shows Are My Kink
This week, the Girls relive the glory of classic TV game shows. Julie reveals the mysteries of Jeopardy as she talks about her experience as a contestant on the popular quiz show. The Girls delve into the world of the Price is Right when they r...
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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2:41:40

Throw 'Em In the Rapist Fire
This week the girls discuss the Netflix documentary, Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator. Learn about Bikram and other creepy gurus and discover how these cults give real yoga and meditation a bad name. Julie mourns the passing of Rush drumme...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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1:53:07

The Misnaming of Cats
This week, the Girls review the box office sensation, CATS. Julie discusses her New Year revolution when she fights the power at a Winter Solstice celebration. Melissa talks about her childhood cat's swinging lifestyle and the scandalous turn h...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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2:07:50

Lost Girls Just Want to Have Fun
This week, the Girls relive the magic of the 1985 dance classic, Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Julie offers insight on the mean streets of Chicago. Melissa reveals her dreams to emulate Janie Glenn and star on Dance Fever with...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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1:41:30

I Love Toys, I Hate Toys, Let's Fall In Love
Julie's step-dad and the Girls' biggest fan, Howard, is a special guest to review beloved children's holiday classic. Delve deep into the world of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," "Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christ...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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2:40:04

Candies, Doodads, and Grievances
This week, the Girls delve into the dark side of Christmas as they discuss Krampus, Elf on the Shelf, Festivus, and David Sedaris' "Santa Land Diaries." Highlights include Julie and Melissa airing their many grievances, a very grumpy and sleep ...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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2:21:12

Lavar Burton, Mister Rogers, and Bob Ross Walk Into a Podcast
This week, the Girls discuss the trifecta of PBS purity, Lavar Burton, Mister Rogers, and Bob Ross. Julie loses her Bob Ross virginity as she watches her first episode of the Joy of Painting and tries her hand at the Bob Ross painting method. M...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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2:15:59

Hold Me Closer Tony Robbins
This week, the Girls unleash the podcasters within when they discuss Tony Robbins and the Netflix documentary, I Am Not Your Guru. Find out why Julie and Melissa would not thrive at a Tony Robbins Seminar. Spoiler alert, it involves a ...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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1:31:30
