Kings of Democracy
Andrew Merklinghaus
The official podcast of the United States of America and everybody who lives in it or ever has or ever will.
Recent Episodes
Guam: Where America's Day Begins But For Real This Time (Ft. Lexi Haack)May 10, 2021
The History of Reality Shows or I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MAKE FRIENDSMay 04, 2021
The Star Spangled Banner: Please Stand For This Whole Episode Ft Jeremy Hunter (SKATUNE NETWORK)April 27, 2021
The White House and the Search for Jimmy Carter's Gold (Ft. Armando Torres)April 14, 2021
Las Vegas: Sand, Blood and the Rise of the Mormon Mafia (Ft. Kyle Gordon)April 05, 2021
Guam: Where America's Day BeginsMarch 31, 2021
Gay Marriage and the Most Important Cock Block in Civil Rights HistoryMarch 16, 2021
Yoga in America: Invented in DenmarkMarch 09, 2021
Communist Party of the United State of America: I'm Just A Dumb Vanguard of the Revolution Who Lives for DramaMarch 02, 2021
Elvis Part Two: The Road To the Death ToiletFebruary 23, 2021
Elvis Part One: Meth, Karate and the American DreamFebruary 16, 2021
Sesame Street: Would You Like Some Ketamine? February 08, 2021
Mount Rushmore: Everybody Should Hate It As Much As I DoFebruary 01, 2021
Snake Handlers and the One Eyed Man Who Created the American GodJanuary 25, 2021
American Soccer: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALJanuary 12, 2021
American Profanity: In Which You Learn What A Gimbo IsJanuary 03, 2021
2020 Preemptive Retrospective and Also Gerry Has MRSADecember 28, 2020
Miss America, In Which Posideon Almost Drowns in Atlantic CityDecember 14, 2020
Tornadoes: Get in the Basement! (FT SAM IKE)December 01, 2020
The Wright Brothers: THE SKY BELONGS TO MENNovember 23, 2020
Bald Eagles: Bad At SexNovember 10, 2020
Woodstock: Sex, Mud and People Getting ElectrocutedOctober 27, 2020
Obesity: The American Plauge September 29, 2020
READER MAIL 3: HAPPY ONE YEAR ANIVERSERY! September 20, 2020
The American Concorde (SST Boeing 2707): A Boondoggle Making Love to a FiascoSeptember 09, 2020
The History of Reality Shows or I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MAKE FRIENDSMay 04, 2021
The Star Spangled Banner: Please Stand For This Whole Episode Ft Jeremy Hunter (SKATUNE NETWORK)April 27, 2021
The White House and the Search for Jimmy Carter's Gold (Ft. Armando Torres)April 14, 2021
Las Vegas: Sand, Blood and the Rise of the Mormon Mafia (Ft. Kyle Gordon)April 05, 2021
Guam: Where America's Day BeginsMarch 31, 2021
Gay Marriage and the Most Important Cock Block in Civil Rights HistoryMarch 16, 2021
Yoga in America: Invented in DenmarkMarch 09, 2021
Communist Party of the United State of America: I'm Just A Dumb Vanguard of the Revolution Who Lives for DramaMarch 02, 2021
Elvis Part Two: The Road To the Death ToiletFebruary 23, 2021
Elvis Part One: Meth, Karate and the American DreamFebruary 16, 2021
Sesame Street: Would You Like Some Ketamine? February 08, 2021
Mount Rushmore: Everybody Should Hate It As Much As I DoFebruary 01, 2021
Snake Handlers and the One Eyed Man Who Created the American GodJanuary 25, 2021
American Soccer: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALJanuary 12, 2021
American Profanity: In Which You Learn What A Gimbo IsJanuary 03, 2021
2020 Preemptive Retrospective and Also Gerry Has MRSADecember 28, 2020
Miss America, In Which Posideon Almost Drowns in Atlantic CityDecember 14, 2020
Tornadoes: Get in the Basement! (FT SAM IKE)December 01, 2020
The Wright Brothers: THE SKY BELONGS TO MENNovember 23, 2020
Bald Eagles: Bad At SexNovember 10, 2020
Woodstock: Sex, Mud and People Getting ElectrocutedOctober 27, 2020
Obesity: The American Plauge September 29, 2020
READER MAIL 3: HAPPY ONE YEAR ANIVERSERY! September 20, 2020
The American Concorde (SST Boeing 2707): A Boondoggle Making Love to a FiascoSeptember 09, 2020