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Kings of Democracy

Andrew Merklinghaus

The official podcast of the United States of America and everybody who lives in it or ever has or ever will.

Recent Episodes

Guam: Where America's Day Begins But For Real This Time (Ft. Lexi Haack)May 10, 2021 Episode artwork The History of Reality Shows or I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MAKE FRIENDSMay 04, 2021 Episode artwork The Star Spangled Banner: Please Stand For This Whole Episode Ft Jeremy Hunter (SKATUNE NETWORK)April 27, 2021 Episode artwork The White House and the Search for Jimmy Carter's Gold (Ft. Armando Torres)April 14, 2021 Episode artwork Las Vegas: Sand, Blood and the Rise of the Mormon Mafia (Ft. Kyle Gordon)April 05, 2021 Episode artwork Guam: Where America's Day BeginsMarch 31, 2021 Episode artwork Gay Marriage and the Most Important Cock Block in Civil Rights HistoryMarch 16, 2021 Episode artwork Yoga in America: Invented in DenmarkMarch 09, 2021 Episode artwork Communist Party of the United State of America: I'm Just A Dumb Vanguard of the Revolution Who Lives for DramaMarch 02, 2021 Episode artwork Elvis Part Two: The Road To the Death ToiletFebruary 23, 2021 Episode artwork Elvis Part One: Meth, Karate and the American DreamFebruary 16, 2021 Episode artwork Sesame Street: Would You Like Some Ketamine? February 08, 2021 Episode artwork Mount Rushmore: Everybody Should Hate It As Much As I DoFebruary 01, 2021 Episode artwork Snake Handlers and the One Eyed Man Who Created the American GodJanuary 25, 2021 Episode artwork American Soccer: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALJanuary 12, 2021 Episode artwork American Profanity: In Which You Learn What A Gimbo IsJanuary 03, 2021 Episode artwork 2020 Preemptive Retrospective and Also Gerry Has MRSADecember 28, 2020 Episode artwork Miss America, In Which Posideon Almost Drowns in Atlantic CityDecember 14, 2020 Episode artwork Tornadoes: Get in the Basement! (FT SAM IKE)December 01, 2020 Episode artwork The Wright Brothers: THE SKY BELONGS TO MENNovember 23, 2020 Episode artwork Bald Eagles: Bad At SexNovember 10, 2020 Episode artwork Woodstock: Sex, Mud and People Getting ElectrocutedOctober 27, 2020 Episode artwork Obesity: The American Plauge September 29, 2020 Episode artwork READER MAIL 3: HAPPY ONE YEAR ANIVERSERY! September 20, 2020 Episode artwork The American Concorde (SST Boeing 2707): A Boondoggle Making Love to a FiascoSeptember 09, 2020 Episode artwork