Kings of Democracy
Andrew Merklinghaus
The official podcast of the United States of America and everybody who lives in it or ever has or ever will.
Recent Episodes
Elvis Part Two: The Road To the Death ToiletFebruary 23, 2021
Elvis Part One: Meth, Karate and the American DreamFebruary 16, 2021
Sesame Street: Would You Like Some Ketamine? February 08, 2021
Mount Rushmore: Everybody Should Hate It As Much As I DoFebruary 01, 2021
Snake Handlers and the One Eyed Man Who Created the American GodJanuary 25, 2021
American Soccer: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALJanuary 12, 2021
American Profanity: In Which You Learn What A Gimbo IsJanuary 03, 2021
2020 Preemptive Retrospective and Also Gerry Has MRSADecember 28, 2020
Miss America, In Which Posideon Almost Drowns in Atlantic CityDecember 14, 2020
Tornadoes: Get in the Basement!December 01, 2020
The Wright Brothers: THE SKY BELONGS TO MENNovember 23, 2020
Bald Eagles: Bad At SexNovember 10, 2020
Woodstock: Sex, Mud and People Getting ElectrocutedOctober 27, 2020
Obesity: The American Plauge September 29, 2020
READER MAIL 3: HAPPY ONE YEAR ANIVERSERY! September 20, 2020
The American Concorde (SST Boeing 2707): A Boondoggle Making Love to a FiascoSeptember 09, 2020
Circumcision: The Cause Without a RebelAugust 26, 2020
Thanksgiving: UNCLES UNITE!August 18, 2020
Christopher Columbus Part Three: Italian RasputinAugust 09, 2020
Christopher Columbus Part Two: Things Fall Apart. Really, Really Fast. Like Way Too Fast. July 30, 2020
Christopher Columbus Part One: All the Rhubarb the Queen DesiresJuly 21, 2020
AMERICAN LIVES: Ben Hurst, American Born African Rasied Missionary KidJuly 14, 2020
Sex Offender Registry: NOT LIVE FROM THE CHAZJune 30, 2020
Alcatraz: America's AzkabanJune 16, 2020
The Marlboro Man: The Man's Man Who Killed A Lot of Manly MenJune 03, 2020
Elvis Part One: Meth, Karate and the American DreamFebruary 16, 2021
Sesame Street: Would You Like Some Ketamine? February 08, 2021
Mount Rushmore: Everybody Should Hate It As Much As I DoFebruary 01, 2021
Snake Handlers and the One Eyed Man Who Created the American GodJanuary 25, 2021
American Soccer: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALJanuary 12, 2021
American Profanity: In Which You Learn What A Gimbo IsJanuary 03, 2021
2020 Preemptive Retrospective and Also Gerry Has MRSADecember 28, 2020
Miss America, In Which Posideon Almost Drowns in Atlantic CityDecember 14, 2020
Tornadoes: Get in the Basement!December 01, 2020
The Wright Brothers: THE SKY BELONGS TO MENNovember 23, 2020
Bald Eagles: Bad At SexNovember 10, 2020
Woodstock: Sex, Mud and People Getting ElectrocutedOctober 27, 2020
Obesity: The American Plauge September 29, 2020
READER MAIL 3: HAPPY ONE YEAR ANIVERSERY! September 20, 2020
The American Concorde (SST Boeing 2707): A Boondoggle Making Love to a FiascoSeptember 09, 2020
Circumcision: The Cause Without a RebelAugust 26, 2020
Thanksgiving: UNCLES UNITE!August 18, 2020
Christopher Columbus Part Three: Italian RasputinAugust 09, 2020
Christopher Columbus Part Two: Things Fall Apart. Really, Really Fast. Like Way Too Fast. July 30, 2020
Christopher Columbus Part One: All the Rhubarb the Queen DesiresJuly 21, 2020
AMERICAN LIVES: Ben Hurst, American Born African Rasied Missionary KidJuly 14, 2020
Sex Offender Registry: NOT LIVE FROM THE CHAZJune 30, 2020
Alcatraz: America's AzkabanJune 16, 2020
The Marlboro Man: The Man's Man Who Killed A Lot of Manly MenJune 03, 2020