So much happened in Riverdale season 5 episode 10, "Chapter Eighty-Six: The Pincushion Man." Did they skip an episode? How did we get here? Prison breaks, palladium, hallucinogens, divorces, forest fires, the slow burn relationship of Nana Rose...

This week, we talk about Riverdale season 5 episode 9 "Chapter Eighty-Five: Destroyer." We play a quick game of Would You Rather before diving into our recap. A lot of this one is just us talking about the character Lerman Logan. And how much m...

In this podcast, we talk about Riverdale season 5 episode 8 "Chapter Eighty-Four: Lock and Key." We plan a BETTER Key Party, question why Nana Rose wasn't invited, wonder about the mechanics of kicking a door open in Riverdale (and call out the...

We are BACK and we're talking about season 5 episode 7 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-Three: Fire in the Sky." The gang splits up again to fight fires, coach cheerleaders, drain the swamp, create their own currency (?), and get abducted by alien...

The gang goes Back 82 School in season 5 episode 6 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-Two: Back to School," which means, yes, the epic highs and lows of high school football have returned (or have they?) We discuss this episode's cartoon villainy, i...

In this podcast, we're talking about season 5 episode 5 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-One: The Hommecomming." We celebrate the return of the twins (as actual children! not infants!), discuss the gang's new career choices, question the bureaucra...

It's 7 years into the future in Riverdale (or...is it?) and we're here to talk about it. We discuss what has happened in the years since graduation, character by character, and talk about potential plot inconsistencies. Well, we think there's i...

The high school characters played by 20-something actors finally graduate. In this podcast, we discuss season 5 episode 3 of Riverdale, "Chapter Seventy-Nine: Graduation." We talk about some sweet moments, get confused about several plot points...

Season 5 episode 2 of Riverdale "Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Preppy Murders" has a lot going on and we are here to unpack it. Archie miraculously is cured from his issues, Cheryl's mumsy takes care of their extended family, Veronica deals with h...

Riverdale is back from its hiatus and so are we! In this episode, we discuss the season 5 premiere "Chapter Seventy-Seven: Climax" and we give our predictions about what we think will happen this season. We talk about Archie's relationships, th...

This week we review Riverdale Season 1 Episode 7, "Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place." Did you also think this episode was.. really not that bad? Word gets out about Polly's pregnancy, Riverdale has a lit nightclub, and we learn more&n...

It's time for the variety show in Riverdale season 1 episode 6, "Chapter 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!" Archie, Veronica, and the Pussycats deal with the drama of their parents and the performing arts while Betty and Jughead get down to ser...

This week, we review Riverdale Season 1 Episode 5, "Chapter 5: Heart of Darkness." The Blossoms hold a memorial service for Jason with too many questionable costume choices, Betty learns more secrets about her sister, and Archie hurts his playi...

Listen in as we review Riverdale Season 1 Episode 4, "Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show." The movie drive thru is closing, Archie and Grundy's relationships spirals, and we meet some really noisy, but otherwise harmless, Serpents! ...

This week, we watched Riverdale Season 1 Episode 3, "Chapter 3: Body Double" and we certainly uncovered the true meaning behind that title - you won't want to miss it! We see some slut shaming, an episode of psychotic dissociative identify (cas...

In this week's podcast, we talk about important Riverdale news and rewatch Riverdale Season 1 Episode 2, "Chapter Two: Touch of Evil." Friendships are challenged, Ms. Grundy is manipulative, we get introduced to new characters (some with GREAT ...

Riverdale may be on hiatus, but we sure aren't! Join us this summer as we re-watch Season 1 of our least favorite show. In the Pilot, we're introduced to the characters (including Josie and the Cheetah Girls) and learn about Jason Blossom's sus...

It's the season finale! Didn't feel like it? We know.. This week, we review Riverdale Season 4 Episode 19, "Chapter Seventy Six: Killing Mr. Honey." The gang gets banned from prom and decide to play a prank on Mr. Honey (did the parall...

This week, we discuss what is apparently the penultimate episode of this season of Riverdale. Season 4 episode 18 "Chapter Seventy-Five: Lynchian" brings us more tickling than anyone ever expected or wanted, Barchie history, brotherly bonding o...

After a brief and unplanned hiatus (sorry everyone!) we are back with a new complaining session. Riverdale season 4 episode 17, "Chapter Seventy-Four: Wicked Little Town," bestows upon us its yearly musical episode and, unsurprisingly, we had a...

Special podcast this week! While we wait for the next episode of Riverdale, we speculate how the town of Riverdale would cope with the corona pandemic/quarantine, and then play a fun game of mad libs! With a few nouns, some adjectives, and a da...

This podcast gets a little weird. We discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 16 "Chapter Seventy-Three: The Locked Room" and some Riverdale news. The whole mystery is unraveled, we create the spinoff of a lifetime, and Archie fights the coronavirus?...

Special episode this week: Not only are we recording this week's recap in person, but we also have some live reactions to share with you! In Riverdale Season 4 Episode 15, "Chapter Seventy-Two: To Die For," the Fab Three get arrested, Donna sla...

Riverdale's back, and we actually thought this episode was kinda entertaining? Is this the right podcast? Anyway, we talk about Riverdale Season 4 Episode 14, "Chapter Seventy-One: How to Get Away with Murder." Charles helps Betty (his sister) ...