Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast
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Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast
Luxembourg Can Host Anything, But Can It Win Eurovision 2026?
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Luxembourg has learned how to punch above its weight by becoming a hub everyone plugs into.
We introduce Eva Marija and her entry “Mother Nature”, digging into the details Eurovision fans love looking up later: and a musical path that starts at age three after watching Alexander Rybak’s 2009 win.
We also sit with the environmental message at the heart of “Mother Nature”, and finish with a simple challenge that turns listening into action. Be part of the movement!
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Welcome Back And Head To Luxembourg
SPEAKER_00Bonjour, Tug Prevent, hello, and welcome back to the Dispoir Podcast. As we are only finally a few days away from Eurovision 2026, there is only one thing to say, and that's get ready to Luxembourg! Folks, Luxembourg has had a year, and I know what you're thinking. Luxembourg, the place that's basically a wealthy cul de sac. Yes, that's Luxembourg, and buckle up, because this tiny nation has been busy. Let's start with the big theme of the year: tech conferences. Luxembourg has hosted so many tech, AI, data, cybersecurity, and quantum computing events at this, at this point, I'm convinced the entire country is just one large convention center with its own flag. You've got the Luxembourg Data Summit, where experts gathered to discuss from data to AI, which is a polite way of saying we're all being replaced by algorithms, but let's get together and have a coffee first. They also hosted the GovSatcom conference, where satellite and defense people met to talk about secure communications, because nothing says European stability, like Luxembourg quietly running half of everything. And let's not forget the European Digital Health Tech Conference, where innovators discuss the future of medical technology. Luxembourg basically said, we may be swallowed but we can absolutely host a conference about replacing your doctor with a Bluetooth device. Then there was Sin Energy Spring 2026, a gathering about quantum computing, AI, and supercomputing. That's right, quantum computing in Luxembourg. This is a country where you can drive across the entire nation in the time it takes a quantum computer to finish booting. And because Luxembourg refuses to be outnered, it's gearing up for Nexus Luxembourg 2026, an event dedicated to AI and fintech innovation. Tech innovation in Luxembourg, holding a wine festival in France. It's not news, it's just a reflex. Meanwhile, the country also hosted Luxembourg Venture Days, because of course it did. If you're a startup founder and you haven't pitched in Luxembourg this year, were you even trying? And through all of this, Luxembourg kept rolling out cultural events, concerts, exhibitions, Europe Day celebrations. Because even when you're building the digital future, you still need a brass band and a gallery opening to keep morale up. So what's the verdict? Luxembourg spent the last 12 months transforming itself into Europe's most overachieving USB hub. Small, efficient, and somehow powering half the continent's devices. It's not a country anymore, it's a premium subscription service. So it looks like the tech of the future is Luxembourg. But the question is: will the music of the future be? Eva Maria with Mother Nature for Luxembourg. Born on the 24th of December 2005. That's right, she's only gonna be 20 years of age while performing at Eurovision. She was born and raised in Luxembourg to Slovenian parents. She speaks not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but six languages, including French, English, Slovenian, Croatian, Luxembourgish, and German. Eva says that her musical journey actually began at the age of three, and because of Eurovision. At age three, she fell in love with the violin after watching Alexander Ryback win the Eurovision song contest in 2009 with Fairy Tale. I think it shaped us all. But it wasn't just violin that would capture her heart, and she actually went on to pursue multidisciplinary path at the Luxembourg Conservatory, where she studied not only singing, but piano, bass guitar, as well as violin from all genres, including jazz to rock. She is currently studying songwriting at the Institute for Contemporary Music Performances in London. And how's that for a classroom competitor? How do you possibly hope to achieve an A plus in class when your teammate is, oh, I wrote a song, huh? It won the Eurovision Song Contest, by the way. I wonder if she wins the Eurovision Song Contest, how much of that counts to her passing grade, do you think? Surely that's gotta be an automatic A. Here is your certificate. Interesting, is Eva and her song Mother Nature actually won both the jury and the public vote at the natural national performance. Now that is a rarity. Could this be an unstoppable number? Let's see as we have a look at Eva Marija with Mother Nature. The very first line is from the start. And from the start, we're having a vocal issue. Maybe it's the fact that she's lying down flat on her back. Let's hope Mother Nature has a second breath. Basically, the theme of this song is there is something to know. Mother Nature knows it. Look! Speaking as an old hippie who has spent many of her years hugging trees and tying herself to trees to try and stop said trees being chopped down. I've started petitions, signed petitions. We all know Mother Nature knows, but the one thing we can't seem to do is get anyone to give a frig about Mother Nature. We continue to chop the trees down, we continue to poison the oceans, we continue to ruin the air, we pave the paradise to put up the parking lot. I think sadly this is gonna be another year where Mother Nature can expect to be bulldozed back into the ground. Look, it's not a bad song. It's just certainly it doesn't have anything to make it stand out with what we've seen already. Some of the, well, look, if this was the year that you were gonna bring a violin to Eurovision, it was not the year to come when you're against Linda Lampinas in her aluminium foil fire pants. And I think sadly for Eva, this will be no fairy tale ending. Sorry, Luxembourg, but I think it's back to the USB for next year. I commend you, Eva, for trying to make the people care. Maybe next year, darling. Maybe next year. And if you're thinking about chopping down a tree, don't. You know what? Everybody, when Eurovision finishes, when it's all recovers, you know what? Let's all go and take a pledge. We are gonna go get a tree. And when I say a tree, make sure it is a native and indigenous tree to your area. Don't get a tree that's gonna come in and ruin an ecosystem. A natural indigenous tree. Let's all plant a tree. What the hell? Let's do it. No one else is gonna save the world. Let's do it. Come on, Eva Maria. No one else will know. No one else will care. But you know who'll know? Mother Nature. She'll know, she'll know. Uh oh.