
Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast
Eurovision, but not as you know it! Australia's biggest weekly Eurovision podcast, giving you all the dirt, all the drama and all the scathing opinions you love to hear about the Contest we live for!
Episodes
245 episodes
Drop the kids at the pool, it's Eurovision 2024!
A lead performer for Eurovision Semi Final 1 was raced into hospital for an embarrassing illness. Will they be able to pull it together for the big show or are they about to drop Douze points? Can you guess who?But in good news we have just...
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8:28

Bigfoot's lady purse sighted at Eurovision!
Look we have a question to ask. Honestly, once you see it, you can't unsee it. We question some fashion choices as people prepare for the big show. We also look at some tips to avoid Euro fatigue and how to recapture your Euro mojo.
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13:41

Let's just be kind to each other this Eurovision!
This week Liz received some hate mail and in response she just wants to spread some love and asks if we can all just be kind to each other for three minutes. If we can change for three minutes, maybe we can change the world. Respect. Love. Posi...
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8:55

EUROVISION 2024 News. The Producers Musical comes to life!
No spoilers episode. This week we take a look at the new Grand Final rules and the 'controversial' 13 Producers Picks in the running order. Is this going to be a runaway success or a runaway trainwreck? Tell us your thoughts.
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12:04

Whose back from the dead this Eurovision?
This episode Petra Mede makes a big announcement, is it the resurrection of Eurovision's greatest musical halftime act? Meanwhile, Estonia reaches out to the other side of the veil and plays a Eurovision winning playing card. Find out what they...
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11:22

Denmark kicking up the sand this Eurovision!
In this episode we examine another three songs getting ready to sprinkle their unique touch on the Eurovision 2024 stage. Will it stick or will it be blown away? We know one Lord who's not onboard.We take a look at the public polls and Liz ...
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14:30

The hot flush this Eurovision! Is staying home the new going out?
No spoiler's episode. This week as people keep raving about going to Sweden for Eurovision, we try to cheer up those of us who missed out by examining the downsides of going outside. As we explore some of the worst reviewed pubs in Mal...
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24:34

Armenia is demanding we watch them this Eurovision and who are we to argue!
Armenia declares "I am a free girl and you will watch me dance." Who are we to argue with this feminist, folk bop!We also take a look at Greece and Albania's entry whilst the Eurovision execs drop the most unshocking news ever.
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14:54

ABBA-LOO Why it took ABBA two goes to defeat Eurovision!
This week in another no 2024 spoiler's episode we take a look at the ABBA exhibition in Sweden, and we learn some crazy facts about History's favorite musical defeat!We learn some unexpected song titles, discover some lost footage an...
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10:58

Malmo attempts an Eco-Friendly Eurovision! NO SPOILERS EPISODE!
NO 2024 SPOILERS CONTAINED IN EPISODE! This week we look at the ways Malmo is attempting to reshape the future of festivals. Can you be entertaining and eco friendly? Sweden sure thinks so and we are onboard!We also gasp at som...
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13:45

No spoilers, Just the big Eurovision news mama!
This week our minds are blown by some HUGE out of the box announcements from Eurovision and huge changes for voting and competing for Eurovision 2024.This episode contains no spoilers, or information about the individual songs or perfor...
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16:55

Eurovision: Show us your twins!
In this week's episode we compare twin power ballads and balaclavas and ask is it ever okay for twins to dress the same?
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17:43

Hera Bjork, there a Bjork, everywhere a Bjork, Bjork this Eurovision!
We lay it down for Iceland, there better be a Hera Bjork there a Bjork on the Eurovision 2024 stage or we will riot!Cyprus calls out some big old liars with pants on fire. And Australia sings the fields electric!Our show is 100% Austral...
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14:45

Is the Day Walker about to make his debut at Eurovision?
In this weeks episode we ask if every rave's number one guest 'Blade ' is set to debut at Eurovision and we couldn't be happier!Liz falls down a Billie Elish inspired rabbit hole and we send a whole lot of love to Wong Foo!Find out all ...
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17:25

Is Germany about to dad dance its way to victory at Eurovision?
Join us this episode as Liz mistakes a performers age by about two decades and Poland forgets to bring home the butter for Eurovision 2024.We also take a look at the Moldovan entry and ask where the folk? Will Liz's voice hold out this epis...
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18:04

Croatia is serving the hottest lasagna this Eurovision!
Move over Italy, Croatia is serving the baked cheese this Eurovision with a song ready to cha cha cha it's way right into our ears this Eurovision.San Marino announces its artist and Liz is still talking about that time Flo Rida showed up a...
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13:47

I've caught the Eurovision Bug!
Liz crawls out from under the bedsheets to discuss, which country has just announced they are not announcing anything yet about Eurovision 2024!And we discuss if one about to be the most popular number at Eurovision this year?
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11:38

What the Eurovision?
These national finals selection is heaping shock wins upon shock defeats upon what the hell was the country thinking. Join us as we try to mark ourselves as safe from a Latvian Super Villian. We send our condescended for an It...
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27:07

The Hosts of Eurovision 2024 are announced!
The Hosts of Eurovision 2024 are announced! And the IMDB ratings are in and they aren't looking real good. Luckily a Eurovision icon will also be there to lead the way. Check out our emergency news second episode of the week!
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9:45

Benidorm banging down the doors of Eurovision!
So many highs and lows this week. Shock veteran Eurovision powerhouses get denied another shot at Eurovision and one performer proves that if you just keep coming back you might just get that shot at Eurovision glory!Meanwhile, Spain blows ...
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18:41

Getting red faced at Eurovision.
This week we ask is Ireland about to bake another Turkey? Find out which Eurovision icon doesn't think so as we count down the days until Eurovision 2024!
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13:18

Cats and Tinfoil blow off the Eurovision Roof!
As in blow the roof off, not cats actually being blown off the roof. What is wrong with you!This week we jump into some sexy merman action in the ocean and Germany promises cats and fails to deliver felines!
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13:16

Eurovision wants you on the 2024 stage!
This week we look at how your voice can be included in a contestant's song, competing for the win on the 2024 Eurovision stage! Bet you didn't have that on your 2024 bingo card!Plus, Ireland launches another campaign to kill the Douze Point...
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14:34

Let your Eurovision passion unfurl like a flag in the wind!
Prepare to embark on a melodious voyage with Eurovision 2024, where the thrill of the upcoming contest is as palpable as the salty sea air! We're also shining the spotlight on Norway's Melody Grand Prix, where 18 acts are vying for the ho...
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14:45

Stovetop Blunders and International Wonders at Eurovision
No guests this time, just me, your host, weaving tales of everyday humor and the spellbinding allure of Eurovision's upcoming spectacle. Join me as we celebrate life's quirky beats and the enchanting rhythm of the world's most vibrant music com...
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