Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast
Eurovision, but not as you know it! Australia's biggest weekly Eurovision podcast, giving you all the dirt, all the drama and all the scathing opinions you love to hear about the Contest we live for!
Episodes
291 episodes
We Argue About Whether Australia will be Eclipsed this Eurovision? - Drunk edition!
Australia’s Eurovision 2026 entry is here, and we’re not pretending to be calm about it. We have locked Liz, Sam and Bob in the bunker, water boarded them with vodka and got some far too honest answers. Which raises the big argument...
Britain Keeps Going, Then Sends A Furby Rave
A wildcard that somehow makes perfect sense: Eurovision 2026. The UK choice, Look Mum No Computer (Sam Battle), brings DIY synthesizer chaos, dry British humour, and genuine craft. We unpack his mad-scientist approach to building instruments fr...
How far does nostalgia get you at Eurovision? Estonia 2026
Eurovision 2026 Semi-Final One is hours away, and Estonia is the last country on our review list, so we go in fast and honest.ou like Eurovision with real-world context, this is the nerdy sweet spot. Then it’s time for the ...
Switzerland’s Plot Twist Year
Veronica Fusaro representing Switzerland with “Alice”, a sweet, moody, hooky ballad about a lovelorn lesbian. We trace her path from The Voice of Switzerland to basement recordings, awards, big festival stages, and albums that chart at home, th...
Bye Felicia!
Finally, we head to Eurovision, where Sweden selects Felicia with “My System”, and we give an honest review of the vocals, the staging, the lyrics, and the immaculate production that may still be a bit too “by the numbers”. If you’ve got though...
The Broadsword Mic Stand And The Softest Metal Surprise
Serbia chooses Lavina to represent them at Eurovision 2026 with Kraj Mene (“By My Side”), a band that has built momentum through touring and strong live performances after their debut album Odyssey. Subscribe, share it with ...
Senhit Collects Collaborators Like Rare Pokemon
San Marino looks like a postcard kingdom carved into a mountain, but the real surprise is how well it runs. We’re fascinated by the numbers: a small population, booming tourism, low unemployment, and a political system that swaps its heads of s...
Romania On Hard Mode
Romania’s had the sort of year that makes you ask how a country can keep functioning at all: Romania’s answer to all that pressure is… a Eurovision entry called “Choke Me”. We also try not to clutch our pearls as we dive...
Portugal Stays Charming Even When Everything Goes Sideways
Portugal sends Bandidos do Canti with “Rosa”, blending UNESCO-listed Cante Alentejano tradition with contemporary pop, plusa cheeky rose gesture that screams classic Eurovision charm. We share what works, what feels a bit safe, and why it could...
Sexy Medieval Knight Meets Dancing Priests: Poland 2026
Poland rarely does anything quietly, and that energy runs through everything here, from politics to pop performance. Poland’s Eurovision 2026 choice feels like a statement. Alicja returns after a long, bumpy arc: winning The Voice ...
Norway Sends The Norwegian Chef To Eurovision
Norway’s selection of the chef from the Muppets or you may know him as, Jonas Love with “Yah Yah Yah”, and the kind of delighted chaos that makes you want to hit replay. If you enjoyed it, subscribe, share the episode with a mate, and leave us ...
Montenegro Monte-yah or Monte-nah?
Montenegro is trying to sprint towards the European Union while carrying a backpack full of problems, and we unpack why that matters right now. Montenegro has chosen Tamara Živković with Nova Zora, we dig into her background, her m...
Moldova’s Viva Moment
Moldova doesn’t just “pick a song” this year. It picks a direction, and you can hear it in everything from the politics to the punchy, life-filled chaos of “Viva Moldova”. And we face the uncomfortable truth that democracy can be loud, conteste...
Malta’s BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELLA, BELLA, BELLA!
Malta’s Eurovision 2026 pick is Aiden with “Bella”, a multilingual entry in English, Maltese, and Italian. We run the timeline of his previous contest attempts, controversies, and comebacks, before giving an honest reaction to the song and its ...
Luxembourg Can Host Anything, But Can It Win Eurovision 2026?
Luxembourg has learned how to punch above its weight by becoming a hub everyone plugs into.We introduce Eva Marija and her entry “Mother Nature”, digging into the details Eurovision fans love looking up later: and a musical path that st...
Witness Me! Lithuania: Fury Road: 2026!
Is Lithuania making the responsible choice, or its own terrible decision? After watching both the national final performance and the official music video, we give a blunt review and yes, we talk about the silver face paint, b...
Out Frenching the French! Israel 2026!
Israel has chosen Noam Bettan with “Michelle”, a multilingual track performed in Hebrew, French and English. “Michelle” lands with a romantic, nostalgic 60s flavour and a sultry edge, wrapped around the theme of letting go of a toxic rela...
Latvia 2026 and sell Out a Tour yy Playing Your Nan’s Lounge Room
Latvia’s Eurovision 2026 entry comes with a backstory that’s bigger than a three-minute performance. Connect to the emotional spine of Latvia’s song “Ena” and its themes of social isolation, childhood trauma, and the long tail of growing u...
Sewers, Selfie Fees, And A Eurovision Earworm: Italy 2026
A $24 billion bridge, selfie surge pricing, mafia arrests, poisoned wolves, and a Eurovision track that makes you want to get up and dance. Italy doesn’t do “quiet”, and we lean into the chaos with a fast, funny, sharply opinionated tour throug...
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Greece: Are you ready to Ferto?
Greece does what Greece does best: it steps onto the Eurovision stage and refuses to be miserable. We talk about Greece’s 2026 pick and we react in real time to a song that’s equal parts baffling and brilliant. We also set up the semi-final con...
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France sends their regards!
This episode we take a peak at France and take bets on how long it takes before someone declares their love for the Eifel Tower.
Finland brings out the big Playboy Guns!
Finland is getting tipped early as a Eurovision 2026 winner, and we wanted to know why. We connect the dots between national mood and musical choices, because Eurovision songs don’t arrive out of nowhere. All of that feeds the quest...
Passion! Passion! Passion! More energy! Denmark at Eurovision 2026
This episode we look at Denmark’s pick, Soren Torpegaard Lund, and a Danish-language club track with a very specific plot: hooking up with your ex when you know you shouldn’t. We dig into his musical theatre polish, the “box” staging that can m...
Plan To Win And Bring The Album; Czechia 2026
Czechia says “Crossroads” and we immediately hear more than a song title. It’s a snapshot of a country that feels pulled between competing directions, and a Eurovision 2026 entry that could either bloom into a live TV moment or get swallowed by...
