Protect your butter

Presidents should leave power on the table. And our apologies to Minnesota. 

An argument against voting. Also Rachel Maddow and Sean Hannity have the same haircut. 

All hail the murder-surgeon!

Skywalker sleepwalker 

Your parents lied to you because of the Nazis

A testament to the human spirit and rat poison

A rare inspirational conversation 

Sifting through the wreckage to find a Diane. 

How to be nice to people who aren’t you 

Tomatoes are stupid. And so were ancient Europeans. 

Gender pay gap and Derek Chauvin. They’re not what you think. 

I said “DiCaprio” when I meant “da Vinci”. Sue me. 

A guide to being happy in 2020. Also, no one cares about your sports team. 

The case for evidence. Apologies to Jessica Simpson. 

Masks and Disney and refrigerators 

Liar Face Part 3

What to do with flawed historical figures. 

The beginning of the revolution

What’s really wrong?

An interesting case of accidental discovery.Also, do musky guys get more girls?

Change your mind. Change your password. Change your britches. But for the love of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, change. 

Solving today’s political problems with yesterday’s lessons. Also a fresh take on toilet seat etiquette. 

Crazy on crazy crime.Apologies to Terry Gross. 

Pope Whatsisface and Conrad the Jerk ruined everything.