The Pantheon
Where gods go to die. The Pantheon is a collection of my own writings, transcribed into audio format. These are meant primarily to entertain, of course, but also to help the people of today carve some light out of the dark time we call the present. Episodes will likely have many interlinking aspects, but most should be able to be viewed standalone without too much confusion. Series, such as "The Pantheon" proper will be marked at the start of their title. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Acclaims for The Pantheon: "A bright shriek piercing the staggering chorus of muffled madness." - Brian, some fictional man, not talking about my work. But he worked for the Washington Post, probably.
Episodes
198 episodes
Unauthorized Construction
make sure to get all the permits approved by the city first. And by common sense second, I guess. You never know what stupid mistakes will be costing you your life.
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16:00
Demonic Banishing, Step By Step
And here we have the other side of the coin. The kinder, brighter side. The heads to our tails. Let's make it clear; the demons in my tales are metaphors. Very brute force ones, I might say. The commentary on both sides of our soci...
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24:14
Demonic Summoning: A How To
Once again, we look at a coin with two sides. We dance along the edge, that tin sliver with the grooves. Perhaps by seeing both sides of this thing, we can get a greater grasp of its essence. Also, disclaimer: we once more have a n...
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17:15
Cleanup Crew (Rudy's Pt. 2)
Some burdens must be borne. The public cannot see. The public cannot feel. It is our responsibility to do these things. Thus speaks the Auburn Rose.
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12:38
Rudy's Cafe
Rudy's Cafe. You might not have been there, but you have an image of it in your head. I've been to those places, these greasy diners, and they are exactly the way you imagine they are. A little bit less sad, though. But much more unhealthy. You...
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33:11
A Totally Very Normal Job
A sequel to Stock Markets: The Things That Crashed:https://www.buzzsprout.com/811181/episodes/14453149Long story short, mysteriously appearing clocks are a thing. They're such a thing that entire industries are built on the back of ...
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32:57
Narrow Horizons
What is hope? Is hope always a dream of change? Perhaps it is, but the change does not necessarily have to be in the world around us. Sometimes the change can be inside, too.Usually, the hope is both, and we just fail to recognize its s...
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16:34
Mammon (Abyss)
We forget his name, but he has never forgotten us. Perhaps we forget the ground that we walk upon, too. Or the air that we breathe. But does that mean that our connection should be ignored? No.Obviously, no. We should think...
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9:13
The Spark That Lit Inferno
Here, we follow into a world that is not, and never was. Perhaps it is good that it never could be. Good for us, for you, and me. Maybe.
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12:18
The Schoolbell Rings (Abyss)
One of the best ways to learn about yourself is to ask someone else whom you can trust about who and what you are. Same with societies, cultures, etc. We lose insight to hubris all the time. That being said, perhaps we can get even...
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11:19
Melinsk in Flames
Oof. This one's painful. And not just painful in the sense that I've been missing for a month. See, one of the problems here is that if you seek to find ways to make things non-sacred, you can find them. Cynicism, apathy can devour...
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15:27
Lights Going Out (PSA)
You should have listened to the PSA. I did. That's why I'm still here, behind you. But you're not. Not there. Not in your shell. You should have listened. It meant you no harm. Nor did I. But the other thing...
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4:50
PSA
PSA stands for public service announcement. And that was also a PSA. Usually, you should listen to these things. They're not all that frequent, and usually they're about something you need to be proactive about like boiling water.<...
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3:32
Lavender Peas
"Eww, that sounds disgusting."That's what you said. I heard you. I'm in the room with you right now. No, don't turn around. That will ruin the surprise.
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11:17
Stock Markets: The Things That Crashed
You know, it's their favorite thing. They like to do that. Sometimes it means nothing. Sometimes it means everything. Our economy is overly abstracted. Let's be honest. The value of the stock market does not correspond with the hea...
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12:37
Hearts Tell No Tales
There is nothing more maddening than the burden of the clock. It has given us order and stability, but where has our rights over our own time gone? We know where they went. To the same place everything we had went. To the same god....
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15:18
The Sandwich That Stunned Hell
It's quite an accomplished sandwich. Or series of sandwiches. Either way, you never expected that much from them, so it's just really nice that they were able to get this far and do so much.
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20:45
Found Sandwich
The natural character progression of any sandwich when it is lost. I have always detested the idea of hell. I know, I know. Who wouldn't? It is supposed to be despicable. But we see it weaponized here, up above. You must be a certa...
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33:03
Lost Sandwich
We've all been there. It really stinks to lose something as simple as your lunch. It's terrible. Horrible. Someone must pay.
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29:34
Oracle Destruction for the Mentally Deranged
We learned how to care for them. Now we traverse the grooves on the thin side of the coin to get to the other side. I know, I know. We all want to be on the side where oracles are real, and they can make your ridiculous dreams come true. <...
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9:27
How to Cook a Limoset
I know. The question's been bugging you. How do you cook a limoset? Well, I'll tell ya. The Pantheon's now infringing on the recipe market.
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11:21
A Beginner's Guide to Gloves
We're back from our regularly scheduled Christmas break to bring you fine folks a heaping dose of madness :)I know. Boring title. We all know what gloves are. I don't like them, personally, even in the cases where they make sense. But i...
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