
Football Chants And Rants With The Plants
An all family affair as father and daughter Graham and Lauren talk all things football
Episodes
88 episodes
Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio
After 3 wonderful seasons and 88 episodes, Graham and Lauren hang up their microphones for their last episode of the podcast. They give their final predictions for the fight for promotion and relegation across all five english divisions, as wel...
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Season 3
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Episode 23
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8:38

We Got Ross Sykes
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the FIFA Club World Cup, the fight to avoid Premier League relegation, and put forward their new chant for Accrington Stanley.
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Season 3
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Episode 22
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20:45

We’re Going To Wembley
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the complete January transfers, the final of the Africa Cup of Nations and put forward their Barnet of the Week.
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Season 3
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Episode 21
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23:30

Billy Sharp, He's Ours
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; January transfers, the return of Roy Hodgson and put forward their new chant for Sheffield United.
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Season 3
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Episode 20
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18:09

Allan, He's Our Man
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the Premier League's 'Winter Break', Wolves' Portugal midfield pair and put forward their new chant for Everton F.C.
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Season 3
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Episode 19
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20:56

Lucas He's so Fine (Digne, Digne, Digne)
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the main transfers so far in the Premier League, the Etihad fixture and put forward their new chant for Aston Villa.
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Season 3
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Episode 18
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22:53

Dan Burn, Baby, Burn,
Graham and Lauren are back with their first episode of 2022. This week they discuss; Philippe Coutinho's loan move to Aston Villa, the history of the Boxing Day fixture and put forward their new chant for Brighton Hove Albion.
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Season 3
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Episode 17
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23:44

David Moyes, Moyes, Moyes
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Sergio Aguero's retirement, the postponement of matches and put forward their new chant for West Ham United.
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Season 3
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Episode 16
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20:37

1...2...3...Sadio Mane Now
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; new Manchester United manager Ralf Rangnick, results from the Ballon d'Or and put forward their new chant for Liverpool FC.
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Season 3
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Episode 15
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21:58

Kurt Zouma, He Heads The Ball Away
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Michael Carrick stepping in at Manchester United, academy players getting their chance in the Premier League and put forward their new chant for West Ham United.
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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16:02

Dennis Dennis!
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's dismissal, the relegation battle in the Premier League and put forward their new chant for Watford FC.
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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21:10

It's Harry Maguire
This week Graham and Lauren round up results across League One, Two and National League as well as reflect on the World Cup Qualifiers. They discuss; the return of Eddie Howe and Steven Gerrard in the Premier League, the highest ever Nati...
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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17:09

We Got Josh King
This week Graham and Lauren round up the Premier League and Championship results as well as reflect on the FA Cup First Round. They discuss; Daniel Farke and Dean Smith's dismissal , Chris Wilder's new position at Middlesbrough and put forward ...
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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19:09

Declan Rice, Rice, Baby
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Nuno Espírito Santo's dismissal , in form Declan Rice and put forward their new chant for West Ham United.
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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20:30

Phil Foden, He’s One Of Our Own
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Steve Bruce's dismissal , the rise of Phil Foden and put forward their new chant for Leicester City FC.
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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18:18

Leicester's Excited!
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the increase in attendance for lower league matches across the weekend , English players finding form in other European leagues and put forward their new chant for Leicester City FC.
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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21:36

Pass to Digne on the Left Hand Side
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Watford's sacking of Xisco Munoz, the impact the poor weather has on goalkeepers decision making and put forward their new chant for Everton FC.
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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19:46

Calling Curtis Jones
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the first ever net zero carbon match, the impact of having away fans back in grounds and put forward their new chant for Liverpool FC.
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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21:15

We Got Ivan Toney!
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Manchester United's recent results in the Champions League, the rise of female pundits within football coverage and put forward their new chant for Brentford FC.
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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23:58

His Name is Conor Coady, He's The Leader of Our Pack
This week Graham and Lauren round up results from the English League One, Two, National League, National League North and South divisions. They discuss; England's World Cup Qualifier in Budapest , the use of social media by players and put forw...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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21:39

Viva Ronaldo!
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the return of Cristiano Ronaldo, Sutton United's new grass pitch and put forward their new chant for Manchester United.
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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22:02

Neil Critchley’s Tangerine Army
This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Norwich City's return to the Premier League, the restart of the National League and put forward their new chant for Burnley FC
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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21:15

Stand Up If You're Top Of The League
Graham and Lauren are back with their third season and brand new features. This week they discuss; fans returning back to the stadiums, Brentford FC's brilliant start to the Premier League and put forward their new chant for Southampton FC.&nbs...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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23:58

Three Lions On A Shirt
This week Graham and Lauren round up all six groups in the Euros as well as the League Two play-off final and the National League. They discuss Jadon Sancho's potential transfer and celebrate the media coverage build up to the Euros. ...
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Season 2
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Episode 32
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25:49

We Are The Champions, Champions of Europe
This week Graham and Lauren reflect on the Champions League Final as well as the Championship play-off final. They also round up the final standings across domestic leagues in Spain, Italy, France and Germany. Listen now for more 'Barnet ...
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Season 2
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Episode 31
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27:27
