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Surviving Honeymoon Horror and Vacation Disasters
A wild honeymoon turns into a comedic disaster filled with turbulence, hotel chaos, and drunken escapades in Mexico. Jay shares hilarious tales from the trip, underscoring the unpredictable nature of travel and the value of humor in navigating misfortunes.
• Highlights the expectations versus reality of a honeymoon
• Captures travel woes from flights to hotel check-ins
• Discusses tipsy misadventures and cultural misunderstandings
• Explores the importance of humor during chaotic experiences
• Reflects on the bond strengthening through adversity
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Top Shelf Stories with J, chris and Tony.
Speaker 2:Yo, what's up, guys, what's up, what's up, guys, what's up, what's up. So you want to hear a story about my honeymoon? Sure Jay, what you got Straight up. Honeymoon Probably one of the worst trips I've ever taken in my life, not because I was married, but because of the things that happened at my honeymoon.
Speaker 1:So how long after you got married did you take your honeymoon?
Speaker 2:A year, Took a year Wait wait, wait, no, no, that's not right. No, I went that same summer, same summer.
Speaker 1:I still haven't gone on an official honeymoon, really. We went on a trip right after our wedding for another friend's wedding for a week in Punta Cana. And you called that your honeymoon and we kind of called that our honeymoon.
Speaker 2:In a honeymoon you kind of have to go by yourself. You can't have anybody else but you and your wife. I mean, I think you can be. Yeah, we had friends there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't have any friends. My wife's most recent ex-boyfriend was still there. What?
Speaker 3:I guess maybe not most recently.
Speaker 1:So how was the three-way? Yeah, right, that's. That's another top shelf story coming out every tuesday. Tune in for that one.
Speaker 3:But and you said you had nothing so yeah, what?
Speaker 1:so? Where did you go on your honeymoon, jay? So? Wait hold on. We got to hear if tony went a honeymoon oh you know I went on a honeymoon.
Speaker 2:He went that night to a honeymoon. I did After you got married, like literally did that thing where they take you away from the ceremony and bring you on a plane.
Speaker 3:We went the next morning, nice, we went like two days after. Two days, but again it wasn't really a honeymoon, but but again it wasn't really a honeymoon, but it was like right after our wedding.
Speaker 2:I used all of our wedding money for it, which sucked because I didn't. I used all my wedding money for cocaine and hookers this is the first time I've for the time when we went to Mexico. This is the first time I've ever been out of the country.
Speaker 1:Did you go to an all-inclusive yeah, where everything was included? Yeah?
Speaker 3:We got some good gifts.
Speaker 1:What's that? All the booze?
Speaker 2:everything.
Speaker 1:Everything.
Speaker 2:So first off, we went to somewhere near Cancun. I don't know One of the cities right by there. There's a bunch of them that people go to that are popular Sinaloa, I don't know, Las Palmas Fucking I don't know what the fuck it is. So the first thing that happened, that was a bad experience which started the downhill domino effect of terribleness was the airplane ride the airplane ride, the airplane ride. I'm already terrified to fly. Did you guys get to sit next?
Speaker 1:to each other. I had a terrible fucking.
Speaker 3:That's the only thing that could have made it better.
Speaker 2:I had a terrible travel agent. She didn't even get her same seats. We had to sit. No, I'm kidding, we had to sit next to each other. We had terrible turbulence. I think you seats, we had to sit. She was. No, I'm kidding, no, we had to sit next to each other I had. We had terrible turbulence. You're I think you talked about this on the podcast before tony dude, it's the worst. You, my mom always tells me, because she was a stewardess you cannot die from the turbulence. Can't will not kill you. No, the ground kills you. There's nothing dangerous. Okay, I'll order it a different way, because that sounds kind of stupid. There's nothing dangerous. Okay, I'll word it a different way, because that sounds kind of stupid. There's nothing dangerous about turbulence. It's not gonna fuck the plane up.
Speaker 1:Basically, you're not in trouble it sure feels like it though that's what I'm saying it's like rattling, like a son of a bitch it's it's.
Speaker 2:I hate roller coasters. It reminds me of a roller coaster, but being in 30 000 feet in there, how high you are in an airplane? I think so, in the air going 600 miles an hour. So that was the. That was the start of it. That was already like a bad sign for things to come direct flight though yeah, no changing a plane none of that rigmarole.
Speaker 1:No lost luggage because I'm afraid to fly I only direct fly.
Speaker 2:I don't want to get off and wait for another freak out and wait two hours for another plane what's even worse is when they make you wait on the plane.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you're connecting with us to from detroit to milwaukee, just sit tight. We'll be boarding in a while and you just sit on the fucking plane do people go off and come back. Why do they? Even stop there no, yeah, yeah, some people get off, people get off more people come on, they do a whole thing and then more people come on, but like eight of you are just stuck on this plane. You can't get off because you don't have tickets for anything. So if you get off, you're fucked, never done.
Speaker 2:You're just on the plane Never done one of Always straight through.
Speaker 1:Everyone gets up and walks around the stewardess. They do offer you like a drink and a snack in between, and shit Never done.
Speaker 2:Those Always got to go straight through. I'm not flying, fuck it, I'll drive to Mexico. So, and then we get. We land, we take a two hour bus ride to our place of our hotel. We're staying, and we find out that they're completely booked out, so we have nowhere to sleep or stay.
Speaker 1:So wait, your reservation was not reserved.
Speaker 2:No, it was overbooked. I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 3:How the fuck do you get a standby hotel?
Speaker 2:Well, that's the thing. We are like what the fuck are you going to do? We were waiting hours in the lobby for them to figure out what the hell to do. It's miserable. Yeah, gonna do.
Speaker 1:we're waiting hours in the lobby for them to figure out what the hell to do.
Speaker 3:Miserable yeah, they're just waiting on the diarrhea to kill somebody is she still wearing her wedding dress.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I haven't even got to consummate the marriage yet. Two months after the yeah, two different countries later stuck in a hotel lobby.
Speaker 2:So, after hours of waiting in the lobby, we finally get the news we are going to be upgraded to a better inclusive, all adult inclusive hotel and I was like, yes, this sounds awesome. There's no kids around, there's less families, there's more more people like me, more rambunctious excitement ready to go. Well, you know, it turned out that was probably the worst thing to do, because there's a lot more people drinking, getting drunk and uh, you know what happens when I get around people when I'm drunk nothing yeah, you fuck them.
Speaker 1:So they moved you. Now, how long was the butt, how much? How long was the bus ride?
Speaker 3:for tracy was like hell yeah, it's like two.
Speaker 2:I was like two hours dude another two hours uh, to the next one was probably a half hour, it wasn't bad, so they bust you over there.
Speaker 1:They're like this is an upgrade yeah was it an upgrade?
Speaker 2:uh, from the looks of it, it was the same fucking hotel, the same place, same because it was like one of their sister hotels. Three towns yeah it doesn't look any different, but again, this place doesn't have any kids, so here's so I've never been to mexico I don't want to go.
Speaker 3:It sucks. No, I don't want to go at all like it's so far down on my list of things to do. Like I love mexico it's slightly above.
Speaker 1:I've never had a car door, never had a bad time, um, never done that, though, so maybe it is similar so I hear that the transportation does have a gentleman sitting on a roof with a machine gun.
Speaker 3:Yeah, is that a?
Speaker 2:thing as you're passing through spots in the area where you're driving. Yes, there's different guys with fucking huge guns sitting in uh, you know towers that sounds like something I'd be into I think a lot of a lot of those.
Speaker 1:It's because, like each city, is responsible for their own crime and they know people are moving around so they want to identify them when they're moving, I think, and not have it happen in the town.
Speaker 2:They want to keep the tourists safe. That's where their fucking money comes from. That's another part, yeah, so yeah, there's a lot of guys with machine guns.
Speaker 1:But you've not been to Mexico. No, it's not like that.
Speaker 3:That's not everywhere.
Speaker 1:There's not like that, that's not everywhere. Like that's not, there's not just like commando posts on every roundabout. There's a lot of them, though there was.
Speaker 3:There is more than around here, though oh yeah, it's slightly more than milwaukee, yeah they're not as much a local police presence though, either.
Speaker 1:That's just the military police type presence. Don't fuck around, I guess I don't know. Now you're at this new hotel, it's all adults, you're all checked in. Things are starting to look up.
Speaker 2:I've never been to an all-inclusive thing and I've never been out of the state, so I didn't know what to expect.
Speaker 1:Now you've been there for two and a half hours and you're hammered Is what? You're saying You're already getting yelled at for looking at the bartender and you know it's kind of crazy. Is it too many friends? And why don't you come back to the room, jay?
Speaker 2:You know. What's cool, though, is, everywhere you go, someone's handing you a drink or something to eat, or something because, they want to tip and if you don't tip them, they remember you and they don't come back. You got to go to them. So I made sure to give everyone at least a dollar. Whoever gave me. I had strip money, stripper money. In my pocket, I had fucking single.
Speaker 1:You brought the bachelor party to Mexico. You literally brought sand to the beach there.
Speaker 2:Fuck, yeah, man.
Speaker 1:I was tipping it. I was even tipping people that didn't work there. Your wife's like, wow, jay, I'm glad I married such a prepared man who's thoughtful enough to have brought singles to the resort to tip people you're so kind.
Speaker 3:Nothing more offensive than a woman and her husband sitting at the bar and a random drunk dude comes up and just hands her a dollar here you go, little lady no, so, uh, uh, so the the drinks they give you are this is what I don't understand is like you can't drink the water in mexico.
Speaker 2:Right, and maybe they do have a separate filtration system for the ice, but it doesn't seem like it, because the ice stinks, yeah, and everything they make is with that ice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all their fucking drinks yeah, you, most of the resorts, though. They have a special system in their whole facility.
Speaker 2:That's the only reason why, otherwise everyone would get sick every day anyway. Uh, you wouldn't even be able to eat the fruit at the buffet and after like two days of drinking those drinks, you're just so fucking sick of them. It's like drinking straight up syrup.
Speaker 1:It's just Well you don't have to keep drinking them. I know you can ask them for a bourbon or something and be a man about it, True that.
Speaker 2:But you know, I don't know, I never I didn't think of that. It that?
Speaker 1:but you know, I don't know, I never I didn't think of that. It was either that or beer for me. But this is before they invented white claws. After I mean, it was right. I mean, they didn't have that shit where you could drink a fucking seagram's, one of those coolers you guys got any bartles and j I'm looking for Ocean Breeze. It's supposed to be all you can drink, I just need some MD 2020.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So you don't know what to expect If you've never been to an all-inclusive, all-you-can-drink shit. You don't know what you're in for if you're a drinker.
Speaker 1:So you got yourself into a little bit of the drunken stupor, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:First day. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, I mean, like you said, two hours so the fun thing, the fun thing I know, and they slam them into you, especially if they know that it's a bachelor or a wedding thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so.
Speaker 3:So the thing I do know about jay, it's not that I've been drinking with him a bunch or anything like that, but I do know once jay starts drinking, everybody around him goes on what we like to call manage Jay duty.
Speaker 2:Tony, no one there knew me Nobody nobody, nobody.
Speaker 3:Lets Jay just run wild when he's drunk. Everybody's got to like there's. There's always a diversion, like you gotta divert what's going on when jay's real fucked up, like like his brother, for instance, has to go tell people that jay's starting fights with. He doesn't really want to fight you, sir, that wasn't a different episode. Don't bring that back but I'm just saying like there's a fair amount of managing and tracy, she's new to jay at this point right?
Speaker 1:no, she wasn't actually I. They have been dating for a decade, three kids in. Yeah, we were two kids in.
Speaker 2:My one year old was the ring bearer. So after a couple days of In the food in Mexico too, it doesn't matter if you're having a cheeseburger or if you're having a taco it always tastes the fucking same Exactly. Why is that? Well, everything tastes exactly the same. It's all horse, so dude.
Speaker 1:I mean cause when you're on it. When you're at an all inclusive, there's a level of limited expectation you should have of the quality versus quantity of what you receive no, I got that when we did our thing we were at an all-inclusive and a couple of the nights we went to like they were included as well, but you had to set reservations to go to like the fancier restaurants and then it was like a steakhouse.
Speaker 1:That actually was like a steakhouse, not like an all-you-can-eat inclusive. Steak night at the resort steakhouse. That actually was like a steakhouse, not like an all-you-can-eat inclusive, yeah, steak night at the resort, because that steak night is just the ground beef for the tacos before they grind it oh god then the next night sloppy joe's and it's like wait a minute, everything's just labeled as meat well, we, we did a lot.
Speaker 2:We got a lot of uh, uh, midnight, uh, um, what the fuck is it called? Come to your door and like room service, yeah room service, because room service was I think until 1 1 pm every night. We did every fucking night. But it was always like I said she got a sandwich. I got a different type of sandwich. Completely. It tasted the fucking same I'm like let me try your sandwich I try hers like what it's, like mine it's not even the same fucking thing.
Speaker 3:Anyway, after a couple days, thank god, you invented putting ranch on stuff, otherwise you would have been good thing you had that ranch trick you taught?
Speaker 1:everybody back when you were a kid.
Speaker 2:I did, I started the ranch movement in Muskego. The ranch movement started because I started dipping my pizza into some white cream.
Speaker 3:This was pre-9-11. That's back when you could travel with full bottles of ranch.
Speaker 1:You didn't have to separate your ranch into two-ounce bottles and put them inside a plastic bag.
Speaker 3:Hell.
Speaker 2:No, I just had my ranch duffel and we just went from there, so they're making fun of me, because earlier today I said, hey, I invented the ranch dipping thing, because before anyone even knew about it, before I even noticed someone doing it, I was already doing it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I fucking dipped everything in ranch.
Speaker 3:Back then it was just for salads.
Speaker 1:We looked it up on the internet. It's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just for salads. We looked it up on the internet, it's true. Yeah, there's a picture of me with a ranch mustache.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a picture. The backdrop is a Top Shelf Stories banner. It's wild. You got to look on the internet for it.
Speaker 2:So after like three days of eating and drinking that stuff, my wife gets fucking sick and she's shitting blood out of her ass. She probably doesn't want me to say that, but she was bad, she, she. I don't know if she drank some of the water when she was brushing her teeth. What the fuck happened? She was sick, she was. She couldn't get out of the room. She wouldn't even go come out of the room.
Speaker 3:So you have you guys stop you, I'm sure uh, yeah, well, that's why I feel like there's free liquor.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm getting to another story. Do you ever, guys, ever, see the movie? Uh, um, probably not.
Speaker 2:Heartbreak, kid uh with uh ben stiller no, okay, in that story he's on a honeymoon with his wife. His wife gets sunburned really bad. She does the same thing my wife does. She does not come out of her room because she's so sick, and that he well, I didn't do what he did in the movie because he met another girl and fell in love with her and divorced his wife and the honeymoon yikes, yeah, it was pretty bad. I didn't do that, okay, but I did other things because I was drinking and you know, I mean they have events on an all-inclusive place all night, all day, everywhere you look things, you can do people, you can meet fucking pool, volleyball, uh, soccer on the beach right next to the beautiful ocean.
Speaker 3:There's nothing that makes you feel worse as a person than coming back from the best day of your life and being like oh, has your asshole stopped bleeding yet Do you want me to order up some more ice chips and saltine crackers? Is there anything I can do like hammered?
Speaker 1:falling into the walls, still peeing pants unzipped as he comes out, pissing in the closet going.
Speaker 3:Is there anything I can do for you?
Speaker 1:She's just trying to watch key and peel on the fucking pay-per-view All right.
Speaker 2:So one night where that story was kind of almost accurate.
Speaker 1:Dude, I've been there for sure.
Speaker 2:You know, I was drinking all day. I think she came out to the pool and she got some food, but she went back to the room right after and I just kind of wanted to stay out, so I just stayed at the pool bar. They have a couple of them, they have a bar, they had bars everywhere. And then I start like talking to this, these, um, these Italian dudes and chicks, and they didn't work. They worked at a different resort I don't know what it was, I forget what the situation was, but I was getting them drinks. They couldn't go up there and get them, so I was literally coming back with 12 drinks in other words, they weren't supposed to be there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, basically can't have the wristband and if, for some reason, my you know my level of drunkness I, for some reason I can understand different languages. So they were talking to each other in their own language and I was like they're fucking talking shit about me. When I'm, you know, conversing with one of the other dudes, I can hear them talking, looking at me with side eye, laughing. I'm like those fuckers are saying something about me. So I get into one of their, one of their faces and I'd say I understand it. I understand spanish and italian. You're talking shit about me. What the fuck are you saying?
Speaker 1:I understand what you're saying. What the fuck are you saying?
Speaker 2:I'm like I know you're saying, but what the fuck did you say? What are you saying? But I know you're saying something and they're just laughing at me and whatever. So it makes me even more mad.
Speaker 1:So I find the you should have just dosed their drinks with something.
Speaker 2:You're like so I spit in this girl's face. So so I've. I met these, this other couple earlier that day. It was uh, oh my god, my wife is texting me. That was creepy. Um, I met this, uh, this other couple, um, during the day, and then I went over to them. I was like dude, they're talking shit about me and they're talking shit about you. What the fuck are we going to do? We're American, they're not, and we're in their country. They're Italian. I think they were, maybe they weren't Italian, I don't fucking know. They didn't look Mexican, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3:But they talk a different language a different language.
Speaker 1:You're like some fucking olive skin piece of shit you understood them Speaking in their native language.
Speaker 3:Of course they were Mexican. You can cut it. They were at the all-inclusive resort with no wristband. They walked there, bro.
Speaker 2:Whatever, they weren't Italian, they looked white and they were tall. So I was like dude, we should do something To you In this situation. I'm as tall as everybody at the place. Everyone is my height. I'm not that short in Mexico, okay. So I tell this dude, I'm like, hey, let's go fucking do something about this. I can't just let this shit happen.
Speaker 3:He's like's like dude, you kind of can't just let it happen.
Speaker 2:He's like dude. All right man. He came over with me to him and, uh, he's like dude. What the fuck did? I say I don't? Did he walk back to his chair and sat down? Yeah, and then I started getting into more of a of a bustle with them and I'm pushing them and shit they're pushing back, like we started like getting at it a little bit and then security came, broke us up. I went back to my room and I start like punching the walls and yelling and then the fucking mexican police came to my door and were telling me that I need to calm down, quiet down, or they're going to arrest me. I said, hey, I just turned my tv up really loud. It's not me and I don't know who's pounding over here. It's not me and like we know you know, tracy's like I fell down the stairs.
Speaker 2:This isn't for him I don't even know what tracy was thinking because I was probably, you know Tracy's like. I fell down the stairs. This isn't for him. I don't even know what Tracy was thinking because I was probably terribly drunk, pissed off yelling at.
Speaker 1:She doesn't even know what the hell I was yelling at. I don't even know what I was yelling at. You were probably yelling in Spanish or Italian Spanglish.
Speaker 2:So I didn't know what was going on there, but that night was bad. So I didn't know what was going on there, but that night was bad. There might've been a couple more things that happened between me and the Italians that, uh, I don't really want to talk about in the podcast. Did you get raped? Oh man, you got it Got raped in the pool Got a bug bite Sounds hot.
Speaker 2:So that was another bad thing that happened and again, that was my, my cause. I caused that, I didn't cause the airplane disaster and I didn't cause the hotel to be ripped out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can't believe they, but that one I did so.
Speaker 2:Then, four days into our seven-day excursion, I'm playing soccer on the beach. Is the wife recovered? She's recovered now and we're doing stuff together. So I have what do you call this? A barrier between me and my dumbness, so she can stop me from being idiotic, okay, so I'm playing soccer on on the beach, okay, and I'm starting to get sounds like the exact opposite that I would be doing on my vacation it was.
Speaker 2:I like soccer and it was. It was just, I don't know, I was drunk and wanted to play a sport, so I got everybody out of the. I just try to get as many people as I could to play a you know a big game like 12 on 12. It was fucking nuts. So I was getting everybody in the pool, like pulling people out of the pool Like I was drinking, so I didn't care. So I got probably 20 people to play soccer. We were playing for probably about 30 minutes in and then we started getting more aggressive, like really, I mean, it's two to one, this is the end, this is the champion, this is for the cup. So I'm playing a little bit harder and I knock one of the guys down that has the ball, that's driving to get a goal. I knock him down, he breaks his arm and they have to leave Mexico. Oh God.
Speaker 2:I saw them the next day, I knew he got hurt. I didn't know how bad he got hurt, but I saw him the next day and he had like a cast on and he had like that little rope thing that you tie around your neck to keep his arm from A sling for the people at home, the rope thing.
Speaker 1:I was going to let him go with it for a little bit. You got to let him go. Tony, you understand janglish, janglish, jay-isms, what do we call?
Speaker 3:them. No, yeah, no, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1:I should have let that roll you gotta let him roll, all right now.
Speaker 2:I won't forget that next time I explain the story. It was a sling, so you got the kid in the sling and I was like are you right, dude? Actually I didn't say anything to him, just handed him a get wall card and went about your. I just looked at him really quickly and walked away.
Speaker 3:But I'm like Tracy, you want to play soccer today.
Speaker 2:You ready for more soccer Round two?
Speaker 1:Skins.
Speaker 2:Skins are better than shirts fucker Told you. So that was another bad experience. I felt bad, but I mean, you know, you came in the game, you knowing what's going to happen. We're all fucking. You signed the waiver. Yeah, you signed some waiver. He shouldn't have tried to score a goal. Yeah, I know it was close, it was one to two. I'm not losing, especially in Mexico. Got to represent Americans, so turbulence no check-in.
Speaker 1:fight with the Italian-Mexican Americans Broken arm. Broke the guy's arm Wife's feeling better finally. You have not stopped drinking.
Speaker 2:And then the trip starts to round out. We basically just did all the excursions and kind of had fun the rest of the couple days that we were left. I mean, I went out into the ocean 30 feet deep and I wasn't like I'm afraid of water, I can't see, and this shit is so clear that it didn't bother me. Like you go out there, you could see everything. But as I was going back I was, you know, pedaling backwards with my scuba gear because I didn't know if someone would come from behind me and attack me when I'm trying to get back on shore. I ain't gonna let that happen. So I was paddling backwards while looking underwater as I'm going back. We were fucking far out there. It was freaky, but it was cool at the same time. We did that and I think that was about it. I didn't have too much more bad experiences that I caused or happened to us.
Speaker 1:So the flight, the bus ride and the flight home were all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was all normal.
Speaker 1:I don't remember anything that doesn't sound like that bad of a trip.
Speaker 2:Jay, maybe if.
Speaker 1:You're lucky she came home with you, though I'll say that, after all that bullshit, she was probably playing sick because she just wanted to get massages.
Speaker 2:No, she needed a break. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. We got the massage thing. That's stupid. That was another dumb thing, but I told that story on another one, so I don't really want to talk about it every Tuesday oh when you got super lubed, yeah, by the sticky lube.
Speaker 2:We went into the salon. What do you call it? Spa? Jesus Christ, there's an S in there somewhere the spa. We got massages. I had to get a fucking guy. She might have got a guy, I don't know. Of course she did and, like I said in our massage story before, this guy's not even massaging me.
Speaker 3:I'm feeling all your tension in my nipples.
Speaker 2:I got a lot of tension in my upper thighs. He just kept squirting me with fucking lotion or lube or whatever the fuck they use. It did not even rub me barely. All I hear is just Dude. That's enough.
Speaker 3:Stop. He is just standing on the massage table squeezing a bottle of lube between his thighs.
Speaker 2:We talked about this story already.
Speaker 2:Again a massage, uh, but yeah, I would say like a quick trip glazed donut when you were done to round this off we had, we went to mexico one more time because my my sister, got married there. I did not want to go. She got sick again. So now I know for a fact we'll never be there again and she doesn't want to go there ever again. So I don't want to go there ever again, so I don't have to worry about ever. I mean, next time we're going somewhere it's going to be fucking hawaii or you know somewhere, not there, okay?
Speaker 3:mexico just seems like a giant shithole, uh, if you go out of the resort.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it, fucking it fucking is I've been to Third World Mexico, and I liked it.
Speaker 3:Of course I liked the shit out of it. You're like I went there with nothing but a backpack.
Speaker 1:Pretty much. I had money, though, so I had a corporate card. Well, thanks for telling us your story.
Speaker 2:No problem. So if you like our podcast, remember no. Seriously, though, Give us some stars, Give us a rating and review. Do it on whatever you listen to on Apple, on Spotify. It helps us out. I give ourselves our own ratings. Those are the only ratings we got so far.
Speaker 3:There you go Go on the interwebs Tell us about your honeymoon. Shut up, Tony.
