Top Shelf Stories
In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.
Episodes
34 episodes
Dog Bites and Human Fights
Jay and Chris discuss the uncomfortable realities of dealing with aggressive dogs while working in clients' homes, sharing personal stories of dog attacks and the complex aftermath.• Jay recounts getting bitten by a client's poodle and ...
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Episode 30
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41:42
Turbulence, Panic, and Puke: One Family's Air Travel Nightmare
Tony shares his harrowing experience flying back from Orlando with his 11-year-old son who has severe flight anxiety and his fearless 4-year-old who enjoyed tormenting his brother.• Tony's family vacation to Orlando included theme parks...
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Episode 29
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46:42
Umphrey's McGee and Party Vibes
We dive into Chris's epic weekend house party that evolved into a 24-hour rager, complete with barbecue, fire pits, and an Umphrey's McGee concert adventure.• Chris hosted an all-day party that transformed from a pre-concert gathering t...
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Episode 28
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51:35
Short Kids, Big Problems
Jay shares his concerns about his 12-year-old son being bullied at school, prompting a candid discussion about generational approaches to handling bullies and what parents can do when their children are targeted.• The hosts share person...
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Episode 27
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48:36
Revisiting 90s Fashion and the Generational Tech Divide
This episode delves into the challenges of parenting in a consumer-driven society, contrasting our childhood experiences with modern-day realities. We share personal stories highlighting the nostalgia of starter jackets and the implications of ...
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Episode 26
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29:45
Snow Wars
We dive deep into the psychology and tactics of snow removal, exploring everything from avoiding responsibility to neighborhood snow-clearing dynamics. Our lighthearted debate reveals how something as simple as clearing a driveway can expose pe...
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7:21
What Would You Do For $50?
Our podcast intro goes hilariously off the rails when a host makes an unexpected comment with his mic on, leading to a completely unfiltered conversation about studio equipment needs and absurd fundraising ideas.• Discussion about needi...
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6:37
Laughing Through Dental Dilemmas and Insurance Woes
We explore the anxieties, costs, and humor surrounding dental visits and share personal anecdotes about navigating the dental landscape. Our conversations dive into fears, innovations in dental technology, and the importance of transparency in ...
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Episode 25
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39:16
Stand-Up Struggles and Success Stories
This episode showcases a hilarious yet chaotic event where friends forced each other into a comedy challenge. The conversation dives deep into their experiences, the nature of friendship, the art of comedy, and reflects on the unexpected outcom...
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Episode 24
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37:48
Surviving Honeymoon Horror and Vacation Disasters
A wild honeymoon turns into a comedic disaster filled with turbulence, hotel chaos, and drunken escapades in Mexico. Jay shares hilarious tales from the trip, underscoring the unpredictable nature of travel and the value of humor in navigating ...
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Episode 23
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28:50
Unmasking Mascots and Milwaukee Memories
We reminisce about our Bucks game experience that highlighted the joy of camaraderie, unexpected challenges, and shared adventures. Through mishaps and laughter, we reflect on the sensation that sports create, bringing friends and memories alik...
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Episode 22
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51:17
Unplugging and Connecting in Nature
Building memories through shared experiences leads to powerful connections between fathers and their children. We discuss fishing trips filled with lessons on persistence and accomplishment, coaching soccer, and the fulfilling moments that come...
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Episode 21
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38:10
Exploring Romance Novels and Movie Date Surprises
This episode delves into the fascination with romance novels and how they influence real-life perceptions of love and relationships. The hosts share personal anecdotes and explore the allure of fictional desires, highlighting the impact of read...
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Episode 19
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19:05
Unexpected Adventures from Steakhouse to Bar
We explore the wild nights that often leave lasting impressions, combining laughter and reflections on drinking habits. Through shared experiences in a Brazilian steakhouse and a game show battle room, we ponder the balance between indulgence a...
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Episode 18
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40:48
Frick Frack Blackjack Adventures at a Music Festival
In an unforgettable night at the Frick Frack Blackjack during a music festival, I discovered the magic of trading unique items in a vibrant carnival atmosphere. From a jar of cicada skins to a collection of whimsical treasures, this experience ...
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Episode 17
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32:44
Vegas Antics: Drunken Promises and Casino Capers
This episode dives into a hilarious and chaotic night in Las Vegas, where a lost phone leads to a comical ransom attempt. The adventures share the laughter and camaraderie of friends navigating drunken mischief, revealing the unpredictable natu...
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Episode 16
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17:12
A Glimpse into the World of Degenerate Gamblers
Gambling, while often associated with big wins, comes with its fair share of regrets and realities. In this episode, we discuss our personal gambling experiences, the highs and lows at various casinos, strategies for slots and blackjack, and th...
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Episode 15
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46:08
Parenting Adventures and Gender Stereotypes
This episode explores the humorous differences between being a boy dad and a girl dad, showcasing the unique challenges and experiences each face. Through lighthearted anecdotes and serious reflections, we discuss parenting strategies, responsi...
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Episode 14
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39:12
Exploring Jehovah's Witness Upbringings and Celebrity Connections
This episode delves into the unique experience of growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, exploring themes of upbringing, faith, and rebellion. Through personal anecdotes, hosts discuss the profound impact of restrictive beliefs on social interactio...
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Episode 13
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36:02
Imagining Netflix Dramas from Everyday Incidents
From a bizarre roadside encounter to the aftermath of an unfortunate accident, we explore themes of guilt, responsibility, and humor in the face of tragedy. The reflections post-incident lead to laughter and philosophical ponderings we hope res...
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Episode 12
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34:20
Balancing Marital Intimacy and the Humor of Childbirth
The episode delves into the comedic complexities of intimacy in long-term relationships, including the impact of parenting and aging on sexual desires. With lighthearted discussions, the hosts tackle topics such as masturbation, sex frequency n...
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Episode 11
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46:59
Generational Gags and Fast Food Frustrations
This episode reflects on the complexities of ordering pizza and the biases that can surface during seemingly mundane tasks. Through the lens of a frustrating experience with Papa John’s and its call center, we examine themes of racism, cultural...
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Episode 10
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35:35
Graffiti Rivalries and Unexpected Friendships
The latest Top Shelf Stories episode explores identity, vulnerability, and the complex nature of fights—both physical and metaphorical. Through personal anecdotes and humorous exchanges, the hosts examine how perceptions of size and strength in...
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Episode 9
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22:26
Managing Jealousy and Finding Balance in Marriage
This episode explores the intriguing relationship between adult literature and personal dynamics within marriage. Through humorous anecdotes and engaging discussions, the hosts navigate themes of intimacy, balance, and communication, reminding ...
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