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In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.
Episodes
58 episodes
From Straight Razors To Atari: Chasing Childhood In The Wild
We trade stories about the objects and memories that pull us back, from a WWII razor set lost in a dice game to the stubborn hunt for an Atari Lynx. One of us keeps nothing, one of us keeps everything, and the argument lands on what nostalgia i...
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Episode 52
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48:46
Youth Sports Politics And The Cost Of A Dream
We argue about youth sports that bench kids while asking parents to fund the program. One father shares how his 13-year-old showed up, worked hard, and never saw the field, sparking a hard look at size bias, safety claims, and what coaches owe ...
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Episode 51
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56:05
Hairlines, Fights, And Bad Decisions
We trade jokes about hairlines and pride, then dig into size, intimidation, and what counts as a real fight. A raw story about an alley jump from a graffiti rivalry reframes how fast conflict escalates and why most fights end in seconds.
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Episode 50
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25:51
Addictions, Habits, And The Lines Between
We go from loose jokes to a grounded talk on nicotine, routines, and the thin line between a habit and a compulsion. We unpack vape bans, explain cravings to kids, and test whether “routines” are comfort or cage.• defining addictions ve...
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Episode 49
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42:55
When Holding It Goes Wrong And A Grandpa Steps In
We trade raw, funny, and painful school memories to ask why bathroom rules often ignore biology and dignity. From a first-grade accident to a gym-class puddle, a fierce grandpa, and a strict teacher who still taught respect, we trace how author...
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Episode 48
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36:03
Claustrophobia, Dark Humor, And The Longest Two Hours Of My Life
We turn a routine elevator ride into a raw story about claustrophobia, control, and the messy, human way real rescues happen. Humor keeps us afloat, but the takeaway lands hard: trust your gut, know the exits, and don’t be afraid to choose the ...
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Episode 47
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54:13
When Your Eyelid Needs A Nutsack Patch, You Reconsider PPE
Three friends trade jokes about hot chicken and sponsors before one story takes center stage: a blade tip snaps while cutting rubber flooring and lands in an eyeball. We relive the slow-motion moment, the bad instincts avoided, the strapped-dow...
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Episode 46
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41:16
Girl Dad vs Boy Dad
Three dads test the myth that boys are harder when they’re young and girls are tougher as teens, swapping stories from soccer fields, sleepovers, and chaotic living rooms. We push on what “structure” really means and share small tactics that ma...
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Episode 45
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39:12
The Car Dealership Nightmare
Tony, Jay, and Chris dive into the nightmarish experience of buying a vehicle from a dealership, exposing the tactics, frustrations, and time-wasting procedures that make it one of modern life's most dreaded transactions.• Dealerships r...
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Episode 44
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43:37
Peeing on the Floor: Concert Mishaps and Misunderstandings
We dive into the therapeutic power of live music and the unforgettable experiences that come with concert-going culture. Chris shares his impressive tally of 104 Umphrey's McGee shows and the unique connections formed in their fan community.
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Episode 43
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37:46
The Ranch Revolution
The guys reunite after a brief hiatus to discuss one of their biggest dinner debacles ever, involving a Wing Stop order gone terribly wrong. They delve into the chaos that ensued when an order was mistakenly sent to a location 70 blocks away in...
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Episode 42
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37:38
The Sick Truth: Pandemic Aftermath
We explore the unexpected health consequences following years of pandemic precautions and debate whether our immune systems are now paying the price for extended isolation.• J shares how his son experienced a 15-day fever, culminating i...
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Episode 41
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29:19
Finding the Sweet Spot: The Joy of Golf
Three friends reflect on their complicated relationship with golf, from childhood obsessions to adult misadventures and the unexpected joys found in a sport that's simultaneously frustrating and addictive.• Tony recounts learning golf a...
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Episode 40
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37:32
Walmart, Roblox, and the Predator Detector
Three dads navigate the murky waters of online child safety, debating the real dangers of popular platforms like Roblox and why one father made the drastic decision to ban it from his children's devices.• Shocking discovery of predatory...
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Episode 39
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30:21
Sports Brawls and Bathroom Stalls
Three sports enthusiasts share their wildest and most memorable live sporting event experiences, from bench-clearing baseball brawls to electrifying UFC matches in Milwaukee.• The thrill of watching a bench-clearing brawl at a Milwaukee...
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Episode 38
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30:59
From Minivan to Mobile Home: One Man's Reluctant Journey
Chris reluctantly becomes a camper owner when his wife fulfills her longtime dream of buying a tow-behind camper for $1,000 from Facebook Marketplace. What follows is a hilarious journey into the unexpected realities of RV ownership, from towin...
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Episode 38
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35:39
Tennis Balls Under the Bed and a Homeless Person at Breakfast
We share a nightmare hotel experience that occurred at the start of our family vacation to the Great Smoky Mountains, featuring an abandoned front desk, malfunctioning room equipment, and a tennis ball under the bed.• The hotel nightmar...
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Episode 36
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28:03
Infested Magic: When Disney Met Cockroaches
Our magical Disney World adventure takes an unexpected turn when we encounter an army of gigantic Florida cockroaches during the Phantasmic nighttime show at Hollywood Studios. What begins as an exciting family outing with prime seating quickly...
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Episode 35
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22:51
Junkers, Axe Holes, and Teenage Freedom: Our First Car Chronicles
Three friends reminisce about their first cars and the freedom, breakdowns, and bizarre incidents that came with teenage car ownership in the 1990s.• Jay's "Red Wolf" - a maroon Ford Taurus that cost $500 and lasted only a week before b...
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Episode 34
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38:27
Drunken Mistakes and Missing License Plates
Jay recounts a reckless driving incident from his youth that resulted in property damage, legal consequences, and important life lessons. • Jay and his friend went to a dance club where they consumed alcohol• After leaving, Jay...
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Episode 33
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29:15
Naked in the Spa: Tony's Unforgettable Anniversary Retreat
Tony recounts his recent three-day spa retreat celebrating his 24th wedding anniversary with his wife. The experience was filled with unexpected moments, awkward encounters, and surprising revelations about luxury pampering.• Confusion ...
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Episode 32
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44:40