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Top Shelf Stories
Drunken Mistakes and Missing License Plates
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Jay recounts a reckless driving incident from his youth that resulted in property damage, legal consequences, and important life lessons.
• Jay and his friend went to a dance club where they consumed alcohol
• After leaving, Jay drove recklessly, blowing through stop signs on the way home
• While turning a corner near his grandparents' house, Jay crashed into a neighbor's yard and brick wall
• The pair concocted a story about hitting a deer on the freeway
• Police discovered Jay's license plate at the scene and came to question him
• Jay had to apologize to the property owners, repair the damage, and go to court
• The car, purchased just two months earlier, was totaled due to frame damage
• The experience taught Jay an important lesson about not drinking and driving
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Setting the Scene for a Bad Decision
Speaker 1Top Shelf Stories with Jay, chris and Tony.
Speaker 2Hey, jay, you ever done something really stupid when you were young that you would never do when you were old.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what this story's about. Perfect, good job, tony. Okay, so my story begins in 2000 and whatever. Can't remember the year.
Speaker 1This is the day or the year, I just want to say, it doesn't really narrow it down at all, though yeah, I know.
Speaker 3Like 2005?
Speaker 1Because I don't remember Like after high school would have been finished. I would say yeah.
Speaker 3And I don't remember those days. They're very foggy from all the drinking, but no drugs. I was a drinker. I stuck to one thing, because alcohol's not a drug.
Speaker 1But carry on.
Speaker 3So this story starts out with my friend and I looking for something to do. Can we give him a name? No, just call him friend. God damn it. He doesn't listen, but who cares? So we're thinking of something to do and we decide to go out to not a rave, but like a dance bar, like a disco, yeah, kind of like a disco.
Speaker 1This is the 60s, 70s, 60s.
Speaker 3There's dancing there, but trust me, I didn't do much of it, and if I did I don't remember. But basically we drink a bit and then we get the guts to go out and mingle with girls or just have fun.
Speaker 2I believe back around that time they call it holler at some bitches, yeah, yeah definitely.
Speaker 3That's why we go to the bar to get bitches. Right, this is when I had my uh, white, um, not t-top. Yeah, white, uh convertible Cavalier.
Speaker 2Oh, I thought you were going to say PT Cruiser.
Speaker 3No, no, they didn't even have those. Then I don't think 2000, whatever.
Speaker 2Custom convertible PT Cruiser.
Speaker 3So we go to this bar, and I'm pretty sure this was before I was 20.
Speaker 1Can we keep calling it a nightclub though? Yeah, let's call it a nightclub.
Speaker 3Let's call it a nightclub. Let's call it a nightclub. Let's call it a nightclub. Let's call it a nightclub. Let's call it a dance club. Dance club. It has a lot of lights, there's a big-ass stage for dancing and there is one bar. So we are there, we get there, we're there for a couple hours, then we get into the dance mood, where the alcohol takes over and you just don't give a shit anymore.
Speaker 2So that steve's on blue mound. You went to. No, it was. Uh, what was that place?
Speaker 3it was anyways, god, I love it. I don't even think it's there anymore. No, it's called something else. Now, it was downtown somewhere anyway, ladybug uh, there's way more.
Speaker 1I can't think of the name uh, definitely not there anymore.
Speaker 3Um so, we're dancing, we're, we're getting, we're getting feeling better, getting more, more buzz.
Speaker 2What kind of dancing are you doing? More like a mosh pit dancing, or are you doing like some hip-hop moves?
Speaker 1no, just definitely not kicking in the middle there's definitely no hip-hop.
Speaker 3It's yeah, it's like pop music, I think. I don't remember really, I just knew we were doing dumb dancing okay, I, I noticed one dude pissed me off in the middle of the dance floor so I just stood there Because he fucked up the choreography.
Speaker 2Tell me you were doing bye, bye, bye.
Speaker 1Tell me you got Justin Timberlake banging without telling me. Probably it was probably shit like that.
Speaker 3Or fucking Flo Rida. Was he back then?
Speaker 1Flo.
Speaker 3Rida, flo Rida. Was he back then? Flo Rida, flo Rida. So this guy pissed me off. So I was standing in the middle of the dance floor with my middle finger up just staring at him, but he's like what are you doing, man? What are you doing?
Speaker 2Broke into a serious dance-off.
Speaker 3Everybody moved aside, made a big circle. Yeah, they separated us. I didn't do any dancing, I just flipped them off while he danced. Yeah, okay, so that was basically. The night got wasted. And then, uh, we, we had one chick with us. I don't remember if she was with us, we bring her home. So this is in milwaukee, we're driving back to my grandparents house in new berlin, so that's what is that? 30 minutes away, okay, and uh, I, I just like talking now about this kind of like makes you feel kind of sick, because I regret every single thing I did. As the driving went along. I was blowing through stop signs. I was going through streets where there was one stop sign and the other side, other way, goes through, it doesn't have a stop sign. I was just blow right through. You can't even see if cars coming, dude. I can just blow right through. You can't even see if a car is coming, dude. I could have died 16 times different times just on the way home.
Speaker 2I know man, when those Zimas take over. Zoom Is it Zoom, zima Is it?
Speaker 3Zima the white, the clear, clear. Yeah, so we're going to go. Chris is writing down Zima.
Nightclub Shenanigans and Dancing
Speaker 1Are, so we're. Uh, chris is right now. Are you really he is? You gotta write that down if that's not worth writing down.
Speaker 3I don't know what is dude. Um, so we're driving home. We're almost home. I know that they're terrified. At least the chick is. I don't think she was drunk, I think she was just a little buzzed, so she's probably screaming in the back she just had that roofie in her buzzed, so she's probably screaming in the back.
Speaker 3She just had that roofie in her, didn't kick in yet we had to top down everything. Dude, we're lucky didn't pull over. So you know how they say accidents happen closer to home yeah, within a mile of your house.
Speaker 2Yeah, usually.
Speaker 3That's why you never take your seatbelt off before you stop. Who would do?
Speaker 1that I don't get that move I do.
Speaker 3Before I get into the garage, I take my seatbelt off. For why?
Speaker 1Because, I need a little breathing room. You need to get up.
Speaker 3You need some breathing room. Like I jump out of my car before I even put it in park Because I've noticed like you just ghost ride it right to the spot.
Speaker 2You steer it from outside the car In your underground parking garage. I always hit a couple children before and I was like fuck, get out of the way. You just let the wall gently stop it.
Speaker 3No, there's one of those metal poles sticking up. I just bump into that bitch and it stops for me. No, so, yeah, so I, yeah. Now I'm confused right now. Anyway, so we're driving home. Accidents happen closer to home we are. I was coming around on a fucking 90 degree turn, going 80. So this was a street down from the house, my grandparents' house, where our destination was. So as we started turning around, this corner couldn't make the turn. So then I started to go further and further toward the edge of the driveway or the street and then finally into the ditch of someone's house, dropped into the ditch and then hit a brick wall into the other neighbor's house and then got back onto the road and kept driving the next 50 feet to my grandparents house.
Speaker 2So so in you smashed into your grandfather's neighbor's house.
Speaker 3Yeah, three houses down, so it's not necessarily considered a neighbor okay you could say they're what neighborhood? Yeah, Neighborhood. They might know them, they might have seen them walking, they probably wave while mowing lawns. So I went down into the. I destroyed the grass, destroyed the brick, half brick wall around a tree and got back onto the road. We stopped in front of my grandparents house and we assessed the damage. So I went outside. I'm like dude, everything looks fucking great. I just like I mean what happened? This is a car's made of rubber.
Speaker 3We just bounced in and out of that shit and this was like I mean a ditch where you know how the ditches dive down about like a culvert yeah, it dived down about three feet and then right back up yeah, like it's a ramp the most annoying way, uh, cutting your grass.
Speaker 2Yeah, the fucking you know, you know, I'm saying those old school places.
Speaker 3So, um, assess the damages it was, it looked fine, it's perfect. And then, uh, the the chicks like I, I want, I want to go home, I gotta go home. So I'm like, fuck, fine, I'll drive you home. So I mean, my friend and I were driving, driving down the road. We're probably a couple minutes. I don't think she lived too far, don't remember all the details, but I remember driving down one road and seeing the trees that, like, the trees were lit up. I'm like what the fuck's going on? Why are all the you know the top of the trees all lit up? My, I'm like what the fuck's going on? Why are all the you know the top of the trees all lit up? My uh, front headlights were pointed at the sky Cause, my, my, when I hit the ditch. I don't know what it did to the bumper or what, but it bent my lights upward. Uh, and they were pointing upward. They weren't straight at all. I don't know how it happened. I have no idea.
Speaker 2I drove like 10 miles, so you're driving a mobile spotlight.
Speaker 1And you noticed it as you're going into this next neighborhood.
Speaker 3Yes, that's when we know like, hey, buddy, let's call him Adam. Actually, that's his fucking name, shit.
Speaker 1See, that only works if you don't say that part. That's okay. What Actually?
Speaker 3that's the fucking name. Shit. See, that only works if you don't say that part. Yeah, that's okay. What the fuck? Why Is there a way to switch your lights from up to down? Can you angle my? How does this work? What's going on? He's like I don't fucking know.
Reckless Driving on the Way Home
Speaker 3Anyway, we drop her off and then we drive back home, park the car on the side of the street, my grandparents park the car on the side of the street by my grandparents, and then we go to sleep. Before we go to sleep, though, because you know, we knew at this point there's something, maybe something wrong with the car, because the headlights a little fucked up we're like we gotta make up a story. In case. You know, my mom and dad are like why is your car scratched up, fucked up, dent up? You know, I don't even. It didn't look bad, it was dark out, I couldn't see, and we had to make up a story. So we made up a story together. I was on the freeway, deer came out, hit the deer, hit the pylon, and we came back home, that's what happened?
Speaker 2You always call gypsy yeah.
Speaker 3You always say I hit a gypsy. Yeah, you always say I hit a gypsy. Hit a gypsy, nobody cares, hit a deer, so hit a deer and that's our story. Let's stick with it, we're all good. This is probably two in the morning.
Speaker 2Finished the story, went to bed, um, and then uh, we were so, so did adam stay over was yeah, you have sleep over.
Speaker 3So you're 30 mac, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a sleepover. Did he bring his blanket? No, he had blankets for him. Oh nice, so we're walking in your grandmother's basement.
Speaker 2We apparently grew up in different tax brackets. There were no extra blankets in my house. Get the fuck out of here, you can use anything as a blanket Cardboard Come on, here's your sleeping towel, wait.
Speaker 3You can use this not only for showering. You can wait and let it dry and use it to sleep with.
Speaker 1No, the secret is to use the window's shade, the curtain, because you? Can pull that off and when the sun's up, it'll be warm enough and you won't need a blanket.
Speaker 3You can hang it back up. Yeah, so we're waking up at probably around six or seven in the morning. My dad came upstairs and he's like what happened? So what happened last night? And my friend and I look at each other like what are you talking about? Because we didn't think.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, we hit a deer we forgot, we hit a deer. Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 3yeah, that, that part just when we had that story down. It was pretty, very vague and pretty short, but we had that down that father was nooski. Took you guys in separate rooms he's in there telling on you right now. That's funny. You say that, um, because he's like uh well, uh, you need to come downstairs both you, because there, because there's a police at our door. The cops came by and they would. They immediately separated us. I mean, they're smart cops, they weren't dumb Immediately separated us.
Speaker 1Did you guys give the wink about the deer yeah of?
Speaker 3course I'm like slapping him on the side.
Speaker 2He's walking down the stairs, you guys are mouthing deer to each other without saying any words Deer.
Speaker 1Deer, Tell him deer, Adam remember it was two deer it was two of them.
Speaker 2I swerved around the baby and hit the mom. I saved the baby's life. I figured you know, fuck it, the baby's got more life left in front of it.
Speaker 3So they took Adam first, my buddy first, and I'm like, fuck yeah, he's got the store down Because they know that he didn't do anything, he was just riding along and they're like ah, this guy will be easy to crack.
Speaker 1He didn't even do shit, We'll just charge him with a bunch of shit.
Speaker 2We'll tell me he did a bunch of shit. No fucking crack, it'll be easy, this guy doesn't.
Speaker 3Is the one without the cut on his forehead. No, they talked to him first. Um, I think it. I felt like it lasted forever. I was. I was in my room waiting to fucking get my turn 47 minutes later comes.
Speaker 1You know the first thing the cop said was so Jay was driving right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you guys, they knew by the phone books. You guys crashed into that house, right? Yeah, motherfucker.
Speaker 3Here comes the short jokes. Again Back to the short jokes. They did have a lot of phone books back then, though. You could really use those, but then I wouldn't be able to reach the pedals.
Speaker 1No, you tie them to the bottom of your feet, just tie them to the pedal itself.
Speaker 3Put a brick on the pedal. Yeah, that's probably why you crashed in the first place. Yeah, fucking so. They took him downstairs first and, like I said, it seemed like it. Yeah, fucking so. They took him downstairs first and, like I said, it seemed like it took forever. But I was like man, we're solid, we got this story down. I know he knows what he has to say, because I know what I'm going to say it's going to be the same fucking thing. So after 40 minutes, whatever it is yeah, it wasn't 40 minutes, but after what it was I hear Jay come downstairs. So I'm coming downstairs, walking downstairs, and I see fucking Adam in a living room with his head in his hand, looking down. I'm like, oh fuck, he messed this story up. And I see two cops with their arms crossed looking at me saying come here, we need to talk to you. And they told Adam to leave the room. And my parents were still he's a snitch, he's free to go. You gotta walk home, adam.
Speaker 1um, and then my parents well, the first snitch is to be honest, are your parents who let the dumb cops in your house? Yeah, I know well, you shouldn't let the damn cops in the house what am I gonna interview outside right my parents?
Speaker 3are they abide by the law?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 3The law means I don't know they they were cooperating yeah, you don't have to, but when I get more into the story, you might, you might have to, I don't know. So, um, then, uh, okay, so then I'm, I start talking to the police officer. So this is how it goes. So, hey, were you driving the car last night, sir? Whatever he called me jay, I don't know if I could call. I was like yeah, there's.
Speaker 2There's no way a frosted tip. 22 year old jay would call me sir, being called sir by the cop son.
Speaker 3How about that? Yeah so were you driving the car last night, son and I was like what car he's like? I caught the bus, all it's like the white cavalier, with the top down convertible and I said yeah yeah, pretty cool car I can give you a ride in it later.
Speaker 2You want a ride in it, or?
Crashing into the Neighbor's Property
Speaker 3something. Yeah, I think I was driving that car. Yeah, it had to be me. Yeah, I drove the car. I was driving the car, yep, he's like. So what happened? And I was like, uh, whoa, this is where I'm like, should I fucking tell the truth? Because I feel like maybe he didn't tell the story and he told it. I fuck it. I was driving down the freeway and a deer jumped right in front of me and I rammed into him, hit the pylon, jumped back onto the freeway and I got myself home, even after crashing into that deer. Don't worry, officer, I made sure the deer was not in the road when I killed it I knew what to do.
Speaker 2I watched the new fast and furious movie it wasn't even a thing.
Speaker 3Um, and he's like. And then he said this is what, this is the best part. He's like you want to try that again.
Speaker 2He's like okay, let me talk slower for you.
Speaker 1I was I know right, that's the answer you got to give. And I was like oh, do you need me to draw you a picture? Cop here.
Speaker 2I said I hit a deer.
Speaker 1Do you know what a deer is?
Speaker 2Your story's so loose you couldn't come up with the same story twice.
Speaker 1Right, that's why they do that.
Speaker 3No, trust me, we made details down to nothing. We didn't want any details. We knew that we couldn't remember any of that shit like we forensically cleaned up all the blood I was like go look at my car, just buy bloodstains in the grill.
Speaker 3No, so, he's like you want to try that again? It's like, no, not really. What do you mean? I, I feel bad, I killed the deer. He's like seriously, do you want I've already talked to your friend, we're not stupid. I'm like, uh, fuck, am I seeing my parents looking at me all disgraced?
Speaker 2and I was like fuck, I gotta tell you I could see that smirk on your dad's face right now like this is gonna be his first dui hi welcome to the family.
Speaker 3They can't get you to do. I after uh the next day, your, your alcohol's going through your system.
Speaker 2It depends. I mean, most of the time you're still drunk in the morning.
Speaker 3Yeah but I think if I did blow, it was probably like six hours later, four hours later, I think my alcohol content would have been no, no, that's the trick.
Speaker 1Well, here's what you do If you're ever in. If you're ever in a little fender bender or something where no one's really hurt and it was like, oh shit, but you had been drinking you quickly run to the nearest convenience store, buy a bottle of booze, start drinking it. That way, when the cop shows up, they'll say have you been drinking, sir? And you can say hell yeah, that crash was so traumatic for me.
Speaker 3I immediately needed a bottle of Jack and I went and had some. Where'd you hear that from? It's just, I don't know. That sounds like something off of like a TV show or sitcom or some shit.
Speaker 1Maybe I heard it somewhere, I've never done it, but it worked.
Speaker 2I've never done it, but it worked. I was imagining it would work.
Speaker 3Yeah, like dude, it would be perfect. It would work great.
Speaker 1Just get like a public intoxicant. But it goes along with your way that, like they can't get you the next day, you'd be like were you drinking? Yeah, as soon as I got home from hitting that fucking deer, I got into my dad's bottles of booze. Man, Me and my friend were sleeping over. I was fucking freaking out. Man, he's probably hangover too. He's probably drunk too, isn't he? He probably told you some crazy story, like I was driving in his neighbor's house, probably, huh.
Speaker 3Yeah, chris is right. You can just tell the cop hey, I started drinking when I came home. They don't catch you when they act. They don't catch you driving, it doesn't whatever.
Speaker 1That's why you got to go home and bang your wife after you get done cheating too, cause he'd be like why is your dick smell like pussy? I'll be like it's yours, all right, that was a little off track.
Speaker 3Definitely yours. So then, uh, after you said, tell me the truth, I told him the truth. I, I just you know, I said I took a turn too fucking, I was going too fast, took a turn too fast. He's like where is any alcohol involved in this? It's like fuck, not. No, it was nothing. We didn't drink anything were you over 21?
Speaker 1I guess you were at the night club.
Speaker 3I don't think I was 21 yet, but whatever didn't matter sneaking in the club with a fake ID in the club don't you want to grow up to be? Just like Jay. No, we just knew people. We're famous man, milwaukee famous. Okay, kidding.
Speaker 2Fifth effect Were you performing that night.
Police Investigation and Confession
Speaker 3No, not that night. I did say it was a nightclub. So he found out the gist of the story from me and I told him the truth. I didn't tell him all the truth, obviously. I told him to fucking drive too fast. So what happened? You?
Speaker 1didn't actually tell us this time what happened. I just remember from the last time what. What actually happened. It wasn't a deer. Were you listening to anything? No, I know, I know, but how did the cops know? Okay, that's where I'm.
Speaker 2That's why you shouldn't have said it, you know I mean looking back now. You could have went instead of I hit a deer on the freeway. Yeah, you could have said I was driving straight and there was a deer in the road and I swerved around it and accidentally hit this neighbor's brick wall. I was young, I didn't.
Speaker 3I'm not that smart, okay, so anyway, the the, the reason why they knew everything they put all the dots and fucking t's eyes together, you're going to call it was there were bricks lodged into your car. No, but first off, it was six houses down three houses down, I don't remember and my license plate was fucking in the guy's yard and the guy's dry in the.
Speaker 1Uh, of course, the grass yeah it's the only reason the state of wisconsin requires you to have a front license plate.
Speaker 3Is that you can?
Speaker 1catch you when you crash.
Speaker 3Bullshit. So he's like does this belong to you? I'm like oh fuck, it did. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to get that back on. So the cop then writes me tickets for.
Speaker 1Littering.
Speaker 3No, he didn't get me a littering ticket, he gave me reckless driving, yep.
Speaker 1How does he know?
Speaker 3I guess I admitted.
Speaker 1I was driving fast. Oh, that was a mistake.
Speaker 3Well, I mean, how else do I drive into someone's yard and destroy it Accidentally?
Speaker 1There was a deer. That's how, when someone asks you how something happened after you just told them. That's how, when someone asks you how something happened after you just told them that it was an accident, you immediately need to respond. I told you it was an accident. It wasn't an intentional move. I don't know how that happened, and you explained to them what an accident is.
Speaker 3Yeah, well, he he also did say he's like well, even if you were drinking, I can't get you with that. After he's writing all these tickets. I saw a couple other ones Damage of someone's home, I don't know what the name of that was. Did you have to pay restitution? Well, yeah, I had to go over to both the houses First off, apologize.
Speaker 1Oh man.
Speaker 3Okay, that's not even half of it. I had to apologize to both the families. I had to re-sod one grass. Their whole entire. I was destroyed, their whole fucking meat.
Speaker 2And how were you supposed to pay for all this on a Qdoba salary?
Speaker 3I had to re-brick that whole comes back his whole front lawn.
Speaker 2This is cilantro it's the gift that keeps giving honey gets the cilantro.
Facing the Consequences
Speaker 3In the front yard. We're making tacos tonight. What the fuck? That's funny.
Speaker 2What if someone did grow all?
Speaker 3grass.
Speaker 2Cilantro grass. It'd be the most delicious lawn on the block.
Speaker 3Smell like soap. It'd be awesome Soap. So I had to fix the grass, and then I had to fix the brick wall, which I finally learned how to do, and then I apologized to fix the grass, and then I had to fix the brick wall, which I finally learned how to do, and then I had to apologize to them. I had to apologize to them, I had to go to court and I had to.
Speaker 1Bang their daughter.
Speaker 3I had to go to court and talk to a judge and I think he didn't draw, I think he took some points off or gave me points back, shit like that.
Speaker 1But if I didn't do the things he wanted me to do, You're just lucky that Don is an upstanding citizen of his community at the time and was able to tell his neighbors to not go so hard on you, turned my grandpa.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, he understood, though. He knows what's going on.
Speaker 1But I do, honestly, you got to. Yeah, he was. He understood, though he knows what's going on, but I do it. You gotta remember. I, I know your. I met your grandfather, yeah, back in the day I've known him for a long time.
Speaker 2I don't love the fact that your dad puts you fucking out there like that.
Speaker 1He shouldn't have let the cops in the house at all. Dude, that's a crime he should.
Speaker 2How old were you?
Speaker 1I guess you were 23 living at your grandparents house.
Speaker 2When the cops showed up holding your license plate, you should have immediately said he must have left the keys in the car and it got stolen.
Speaker 1No, you don't say shit, you say thanks for bringing back my shit.
Speaker 3All right, so that obviously I that wouldn't even consider doing. It's just weird, how your mind changes over 20 years. That was, I think but the last thing about the whole the whole thing was an actuality. My car was totaled, I don't know, and I told my dad how the fuck did I drive the girl home? And now, all of a sudden, it's totaled. I can't use it. He's like the whole fucking frame yeah, the whole fucking frame's bent. I'm like well, I drove a girl.
Speaker 2You can't hit a brick wall and not bend the frame.
Speaker 3I drove a girl home she lived 10 minutes away, came back and it was fine. My front lights just need to be readjusted.
Speaker 1The hill driveway's got a stream running out and it's green and red fluids, but it was totaled.
Speaker 3I got, I think, a hundred bucks from it for totaling it. Someone came and picked it up, yeah. And then I learned a lesson. You know, I just bought that car probably two months ago before that happened, and that is a story I'll never forget. And I know for a fact that my friend was listening or is, um, he knows exactly. He's probably like hey, you forgot this detail, jay, you forgot this fucking detail. Probably did, but that was the moral of the story don't fucking drink and drive.
Speaker 1You couldn't have forgot the details. You couldn't even remember the name of the club yeah, uh, you'd have to give me a little bit so.
Speaker 2So my brother got hit yesterday uh within a car yeah, with a deer, so by a deer.
Speaker 1No, he was uh was it a brick wall that hit him?
Speaker 2he was driving straight straight on a pretty busy street how else else do you drive Diagonally? Some chick did the Milwaukee Shuffle around the back of a semi and T-boned them right into his driver's explain to me what that is.
Speaker 3What's a Milwaukee Shuffle?
Speaker 2Weaving in and out of traffic at high rates of speed in small residential areas New York, la.
Speaker 3I think that's more than just milwaukee, not some milwaukee shuffle, okay.
Speaker 2So, uh, she smashed into him and while they were waiting for the cops, the dude's boyfriend showed up and uh immediately started getting into my brother's face explaining to him how this was his fault. And uh, the cops ended up coming and the boyfriend sat there and he told the cops he's seen the whole thing and uh went through this whole scenario on how it was my brother's fault and the cops saying well, I can't say who's at fault, but what I can tell you is he's getting zero tickets and she's getting four that's good, yeah, reckless driving okay, so that's wild man.
Speaker 3That's our episode of top shelf stories. A raise tune in next week while we have another story.
Speaker 1If you have an opportunity to review this show, make sure to mark down on the bottom what your craziest drunk driving story is and we'll share it on the air.
Speaker 3I'm pretty sure I'm going to get in trouble for this one, so thanks a lot, guys.
Speaker 1Then it's up.
