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The Sick Truth: Pandemic Aftermath
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We explore the unexpected health consequences following years of pandemic precautions and debate whether our immune systems are now paying the price for extended isolation.
• J shares how his son experienced a 15-day fever, culminating in an ambulance ride to the hospital
• Both strep throat and influenza diagnoses led to nearly a month of illness for J's son
• The entire household except for J's father-in-law has been repeatedly sick all year
• Theory that pandemic precautions may have weakened immune systems by limiting exposure to everyday germs
• Debate about whether processed foods with preservatives might offer some immune protection
• Discussion about intergenerational differences in immunity and germ exposure
• Humorous tangent about children's bathroom habits and the infamous "clean poop"
• Question whether some people naturally have stronger immune systems regardless of behavior
Let us know if you've experienced more severe or frequent illness this past year! Share your sickness stories and immunity theories with us.
Food Debates and Diet Choices
Speaker 1Top Shelf Stories with J, chris and Tony.
Speaker 2About the food we eat. Now I'm talking about the food you eat. If it's so bad that you eat shit that makes you immune to sickness, you can't get sick I'm basically, I eat plastic on the inside.
Speaker 3Yeah, I eat beans, okay I eat all different colors.
Speaker 2Types sizes you eat, you don't eat. Types sizes you eat.
Speaker 3You're going to sit here and chastise me because my main source of protein isn't beans, just because my wife didn't decide to become a vegetarian and force me into it.
Speaker 2My wife didn't try or become a vegetarian. Covid made her a vegetarian.
Speaker 3So now you got to suffer with your fucking all-bean diet made her a vegetarian, so now you gotta suffer.
Speaker 2Yeah, because she orders the fucking meals to go, the ones that send to your house, and you gotta follow instructions and 30 minute meals.
Speaker 3She's seen some Facebook ad that was a bean-based diet.
Speaker 2Meal time, meal lime, no, all this shit. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3I'll do anything for 100 bucks.
Trading a Wife for Rugs
Speaker 1Oh, we're on the fucking. All right, I need some rugs made, all right. Here's what I'm offering. I'm offering you my wife for a day. What During the summer? To come in here and just do what she does. She organizes shit like a mad woman and facilitates all that kind of shit. The first thing he thought I wanted to do though is, let her pick out some scrap carpet and have one of your guys, or whatever, turn them into rugs.
Speaker 3So you want to trade my rugs for your wife's labor?
Speaker 1Yeah, I think that it would be mutual beneficial. I think she'd enjoy coming here and finessing all the mess that's in the warehouse From all the threadings and all the things. She just does this shit really good. So when you started to say and then we need rugs and you have the equipment and spare like fucking scraps of shit when you started to say that you would trade your wife Tony was smiling.
Speaker 2And then when you went to cleaning, he didn't care anymore.
Speaker 1So basically my rugs.
Speaker 3Are you going to force her to be agreeable with whatever I ask?
Speaker 1She's her own person. I'm not sure I can hire her out, to be honest with you, but I'm trying it off here. I think she'd go for it and, yeah, I think she'd be agreeable. I think she'd be agreeable. She's pretty agreeable.
Speaker 2Can we wrap her up in a rug and then pull it really hard and make her fly out of it? She?
Speaker 1doesn't mind even cleaning bathrooms. I would imagine, like for an exchange of goods.
Speaker 2Tony's like I got motherfucking dudes that come here all the time and do stupid shit like that. Why would I need your wife?
Speaker 3Finally somebody trying to trade something other than crack.
Speaker 1Yeah, Wait, you got crack too. Every once in a while somebody walks in from the alley. Hey, I'll clean your trash bins for crack. Yep.
Speaker 3Y'all got any crack in there, I'll do anything for some crack.
Speaker 1Let me get five dollars for some crack. How much does crack cost? Because I I heard it's getting cheaper, is it?
Speaker 3yeah, interesting because inflation inflation goes up.
Speaker 1Illicit drug take, drug trade.
Speaker 2Prices go down because there's more people dealing drugs more people die to make more money drugs from.
Speaker 3I think the problem is is uh crack is no longer like, uh like, as popular as it was, and crack kills like supply and demand right. Okay, it's like everybody wants to fight and all heroin, so there's crack, like you know. Give me 20, I'll give you some crack and then nobody wants it, you're like, they're like, how about 1750?
Speaker 1because so they out. They out here, like, give me twenty dollars, I'll give you some crack, and they're going.
Speaker 3But give me fifteen dollars, I'll give you some crack and I think right now you could probably you know you got the right hookup you could probably get a rock for about eight bucks. I don't have any idea yeah, no, that's what I heard I don't have that hookup.
Speaker 1I watched, I got this new addiction. It's called uh, this television. I mean I watched it twice, but it's probably more tv than I've watched in a long time is. I turned it on and it's uh, uh, cop, cop cams, like uh, all their cop cams or dash cams and their shoulder cams or whatever, I talked about this, the first episode on uh three dimes ever.
Speaker 2It's called what is? Are you talking about body cam, Body cam? Yeah, you talked about body cam, yes.
Speaker 1So I watched when this lady was going wild out on the road and they showed the guy do the spike strips and they cut her down on the spike strips Right and she kept driving. She ended up crashing or they teed her off on the road and they all surround her like freeze, freeze, freeze and she's got her windows up and they're like unlock the door, unlock the door, stop reaching, stop reaching. And she comes out from underneath their seat.
Speaker 2It's a crack pipe she smoked crack right in front of the fucking guy. Well, you know she's getting arrested. She wants to be high or she's gonna get tasered. She's like, oh yeah, they took that girl down.
Speaker 1They had to like bust in her window and they took her down that's crazy that you say that.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was the first. Yeah, it's an old show.
Speaker 1I don't know. It's the first time in a long time. I sat down. I was like, well, I guess, I guess I'll turn on the TV. And I just started looking. I found it and then I went back to it. You didn't watch TV at all, not really dude.
Speaker 2Alright, so let's get into our episode. Our episode this week is about sickness and how COVID has changed the life of everyone in the United States. No, I'm not doing this Especially with new skis.
Speaker 1I'm not doing it. Why? Because I'm not doing it. I don't want to talk about that trash.
Speaker 2I'm not talking about COVID at all. It's a fathom sound in my brain. That was a great intro for everything I'm going to speak of now. I'll just not listen.
Speaker 1It's trash. I didn't agree to this. My name is Chris. I did not agree to talk about this trash. We went. Is chris?
Speaker 2I did not agree to talk about this trash.
Speaker 3We went what five years, without talking about this trash.
Speaker 2I'm not talking about. I'm not talking about. Stop saying this stupid thing. Are you call it something else? You hate that word.
Speaker 1I don't, okay, I don't actually care that much. Go on, I'm, I'm off my grandstand.
Speaker 2I feel like I'm talking to like are you, are you okay here? Don't ask me, you're one way, and then you're the next way, a second later.
Speaker 3The tasteless pepperonis.
The Sickness Discussion Begins
Speaker 1We just ate with the Christmas hat.
Speaker 2All right, so here's the thing. Okay, so this year has been the worst year for being sick for me and I ever experienced in my life of being alive for over 40 years.
Speaker 1Do you look sick?
Speaker 3now, do you think it has?
Speaker 1anything to do with the fact that you have two cats.
Speaker 3That's called toxoplasma.
Speaker 2Well, here's the thing is. I don't disagree, it could not be a fact, but I mean, the cats are not outside cats, they're inside cats. They never go outside. So if they're getting sick, they're getting sick from something inside the house.
Speaker 1so I maybe not, I don't know no, you might be getting sick from something inside the house, and I think it was about a year and a half to two years ago here when you just got two new animals into your home did you have any new kids in the bathroom for six straight months?
Speaker 3you do have a new roommate though do you?
Speaker 2Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I have my father-in-law, so you've been sick, sorry, no, so here's the thing. Okay, so this year actually not this year, the past year, past year especially has been the worst fucking sickness that I've experienced, not only myself but my family, in my entire life. So, first off, my kid got sick, my youngest kid, and he had a fever for 15 fucking days and, in my recollection, if you have a fever more than five days, you're supposed to be hospitalized, especially when it goes above a certain degree. His first temperature that I, when he first got sick, his first temperature that was recorded I'm not sure if I have the best temperature thermometer gauges that you can have, but it was 105.
Speaker 1That's wrong, I know it probably was, he would be dead, I think. Well, it depends on how long you have it was 105.
Speaker 2Do you? That's wrong. I know it probably would be dead. I think no. Well, it depends on how long you have really no my little guys had a bunch of 105s. Yeah, he probably has a bad kilometer too. I mean, did you put up his butt? Because?
Speaker 3that's how you get the perfect yeah, always up his butt, sure you do. Sometimes he's like what?
Speaker 215, right, how old is he? Well, he's gonna be 16, okay. So uh did you do that in between when he paused his uh, he's playing a game online or something like you. Take a second, give me of your ass.
Speaker 3Yeah anyway, yeah to the 15 year old. Can you hold your nuts?
Speaker 2so I can get this shave your ass a little bit so I can fit this in there a little easier no, my little guy's four no.
Speaker 3And where else are you gonna put a thermometer on that kid I?
Speaker 2don't know, I don't know your kid so no, uh, he's infrared. So this is.
Speaker 3This is where it's not we, we need, we need something that actually works. This is your covid issued infrared camera this is where it started.
Speaker 2You do have to buy a new one, like every three weeks, so it's fucking ridiculous it started with the 105 fever and then I bring him to the uh, the doctor immediately. His doctor's appointment was already scheduled for that day. We went to the doctor and he started to faint Like literally. He turned pale, turned white. As I was checking him in, as I was saying his age. He starts to faint like fall over, and then I have like six nurses, whatever come near me and take him to the hospital. The fucking ambulance came, took him to the hospital.
Speaker 1From the doctor's office.
Speaker 2Yes, from the doctor's office.
Speaker 1That doesn't seem like a very good use of resources.
Speaker 3It doesn't seem like you got a very good doctor.
Speaker 1Well, you know what Is this the one next to Tony's total down there on 27th.
Speaker 2So he yeah, he gave sperm afterwards.
Speaker 3I guess kids at that age can also really valuable when they're under super valuable I mean you get like the primo quality young sperm, you're gonna fight, I mean dude it sells like you can, baton, age now my brain to a dragon, my brain instantly went to like is that legal? Can you do that? Yeah well, you gotta ship it to china if they'll buy anything.
Speaker 1My mind is blown. If they do it themselves, everything is legal, like is is there a lawsuit anywhere that we could document?
Speaker 3yeah, according to the law, you can't milk your child.
Speaker 2No, that's an actual written law, unless they're milkable.
Speaker 1This is fucked. Keep going. This is fucked up. So hospital.
Speaker 2You know hospitals go.
Speaker 1You're there for six hours before you even get any fucking one coming after the ambulance yeah, they fucking skip it through stoplights. No shit, we're to get there. Yeah, do you want to ride with us? Or are we gonna get going? Yeah, it took, and then you wait, they fucking skip it through stoplights. No shit, we're to get there. Yeah, do you want to ride with us? We're going to get going.
Hospital Visits and Family Illness
Speaker 2Yeah, it took. Then you wait, oh it's waiting. The whole day was waiting. Anyway, to make a long story short, is this sickness he had? He had strep throat tested positive for strep throat with the swab. Also, he had some type of an influenza. I think was a or b. I couldn't one of them, you know, I think is worse than the other. He had one of those two, but he had both and then it lasted for fucking 15 fucking days. That is, that was just his fucking uh um fever lasted 15 days, not his. His sickness lasted almost a month. Okay, you hear my fucking voice right now. You're sick. Does not sound right, does it Not at all?
Speaker 3Because I'm sick and I've been this way for two weeks and see you talk all this shit about the kind of food that we eat when we have dinner here together. You're the one on beans for a.
Speaker 2I explained this to you in the beginning of food that we eat when we have dinner here together. You're the one on beans for a. I explained this to you in the beginning of the podcast and you're the one who's always sick.
Speaker 3Didn't I explain this to you? Maybe you need fucking protein, did I?
Speaker 2not explain Like real protein. I explained this to you in the beginning of the podcast.
Speaker 3You get you either start eating meat or start sucking dick. It's the only way you're going to get better.
Speaker 2I need to start eating flaccid food with plastic and fucking Preservatives bro.
Speaker 3It preserves your insides.
Speaker 2Everybody knows that. All these chemicals in there. I'm like 30% nitrates I will get natural diseases that you can't get because you're part robot.
Speaker 3Yeah, because I eat food product. It's different. No, you're part robot. Yeah, because I eat food product. It's different. No, you eat food plastic.
Speaker 2Built different Literally. You don't even take it out of the, you don't even take it out of the plastic. Tony, sometimes, sometimes, I just melt it in the microwave. I don't even know.
Speaker 3It shrinks it all in. It's like chicken skin man.
Speaker 2It's like don't worry about taking it out of the package, Put it in the microwave, It'll come out ready to eat immediately. You don't even need a plate. You could eat the plate. It tastes just like Okay. So kid's been sick forever, and then I think the rest of our family gets sick. You're not calling into work.
Speaker 3You don't have to cough while you're talking.
Speaker 2I'm trying not to really to be honest, I'm so sick. And then just recently my other son. He's had a fever for the last six days. Nothing came up from the doctors no strep, no influenza, just the common virus. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3But I think that's a doctor's way of copping out of having to do doctor work. They look at your kid and they're like that's a virus, there's nothing we can really do for it.
Speaker 1I looked at the charts. The nurses were in and I looked at the charts and yeah, we're not quite sure what's wrong with your kid? I'm gonna write a prescription for this stuff my buddy told me I get a hundred bucks when I write prescriptions, for I want you to take them twice a day and no athletic sports for three weeks. What that's not in the writing, that has never heard of that before and no athletic sports for three weeks.
Speaker 2What that is not in the writing. That has never heard of that before. No, son of a bitch. Now I'm starting to cough more because I'm talking about it. You see, maybe that's mental, maybe it is mental.
Speaker 1It's coming. The calls are coming from within the home.
Speaker 2So last week my mother had a birthday party. On Saturday my brother went there. He said this is Dan's actual words.
Speaker 1Why Do tell me why?
Speaker 2Okay, this is actual words that I told Dan. I'm like Dan, you got every, because there was not only my family but other people that got sick too. I'm like Dan, you got Dan brother is my brother's name. Dan you got everyone sick when you went to mom's birthday party. He's like, uh-uh, I was sick when I went there. I was coughing all over. I'm like, yeah, that's how you get people fucking sick. He's like, no, I was already sick. I didn't know how to explain to him. That is how you start a sickness and you were trying to get me to hire this guy.
Speaker 2No, I just said that, if you wanted to, you know a grunt to walk around your place and clean it up, dan doesn't understand that you have to be sick to start to get somebody else sick, dan doesn't understand that you have to be sick to start to get somebody else sick. So after the last week Saturday, my wife still is now sick. She slept for two days. Won't eat any meat, that's for sure.
Speaker 1Won't even eat beans now. Well, I better get sick now, because I don't want to be sick in two weeks.
Speaker 2Right now it's just a little lingering cough, don't worry. Don't worry, child, you're fine. But to me, all this shit that I'm coming, I'm breaking this shit down for you guys, is the fact that this had to do with, I think, all the shit's coming back from the covid shit, where everyone took every precaution not to get sick and now that everyone's starting to fucking blow boogers on the fucking walls because they don't care anymore, again back to normal. Uh, all the shit's multiplied tenfold because now that's not true.
Speaker 2I took no precaution during covid uh, you didn't, but uh, 98 percent of the world did. Yeah, I wasn't sick ever, okay. So, tony, tell me about this though 98 of the world taking precautions, masks, not standing next to someone you're telling me.
Speaker 3I work for the two percenters because none of my customers wore masks.
Speaker 2Tony, you got sick.
Speaker 3I went on hundreds of estimates and worked every day during COVID. I did too In people's houses. I never got sick. You got sick? Well, I did get sick, but I didn't know it. Well, god damn it, I had to take a test to travel. And they're like, oh shit, you got COVID and I'm like huh hey that's something.
Speaker 2You're a fucking robot or something. You're not even real. That's why, Like you were pretending like you had a sore neck I think you were out of battery. You were charging yourself right over there.
Speaker 3No charger. I do only got 38% though Solar-powered charger that's dangerously low.
Speaker 2My question to both of you and Chris. You don't have to answer because you don't want to even hear it. Does that even resonate with you? Does that make sense?
Speaker 1Yeah, people yeah, they limited themselves from getting germs, so then now they can't fight any viruses. So that makes sense. But I think it's more like I said, I think your house is getting it. It's going to be the next house next. You probably got me or Tony sick now, and then we'll spread it in our households.
Speaker 2I've been on antibiotics for two weeks.
Speaker 1I don't know if that means anything for me.
Speaker 2They say after 24 hours on antibiotics, you're on. I don't know if that means anything for me. They say, after 24 hours on antibiotics, you're un. I don't really care, uncontagious, uncontagious.
Speaker 1What's the word for that?
Speaker 2There you go. Thank you, contagious.
Speaker 1Is your kid better now?
Speaker 2No, the one is still sick.
Speaker 1What about her dad that's there? Does he get sick? That dude can is still sick. What about her dad that's there? Does he get sick that?
Speaker 2dude can't get sick. Exactly, he has Tony's blood. He does not get sick. He had surgery to fix a hip.
Immune System Differences
Speaker 1So yeah, he's out there taking the bus and you guys are just bringing you guys in the sicknesses from the bus all the journeys.
Speaker 3I watched that guy eat a whole jar of peanut butter with just his fingers, that's fine.
Speaker 2I watched him open a can of tuna with a hammer After cleaning a bucket of mud that has been sitting there for two weeks. Then started to eat the peanut butter without washing his hands.
Speaker 3That dude does not get sick.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1I'm looking at him like he's doing better than you guys are in that little house. Hell to hell, you got going.
Speaker 2Well, I have another. The cat's sneezing too. I have two other sons. One is not sick and the other one never comes out of his room. So I definitely the oldest one doesn't come out of his room, no, he just plays video games all day long. So I know he's not going to get sick. But the youngest one, which always gets sick, never hasn't. So I don't want to jinx shit and knock on some wood for me, guys, because that's a fucking death of me. When that kid gets sick it is the death. But I know anyone listening right now can relate to my theory about being sick and the fucking how bad it is now.
Speaker 2This past year, I don't really think it's bad I think a lot of people are gonna relate to that. I don't think you guys are. I don't know why. Maybe you guys just have fucking immune systems that can destroy robotic technology I got a four-year-old.
Speaker 3he brings something home at least once a month. He's sick with something Runny nose.
Speaker 2Well, I don't chain my kids to a wall and then send them in the room all day. I let them play, yeah, but they're not going to school, right?
Speaker 1No, they're not going to gymnastics class. Are you kidding? The Bucks games, the Brewers games, no, no, no so you're saying I don't do shit with my kids. No, well, I'm saying, you guys have the virus within you and you have been trading it with each other. But, you're also what. I'm saying it backs up your theory about how your lack of exposure to germs yeah, familiar to where they forced everyone to wear masks.
Speaker 1You are masking yourselves by not, but the old man, he's got shit, he's going out, you're not. I mean you got it when you go out and do shit. I don't know why he doesn't get sick, cause he doesn't. He's gone out and got he's doing.
Speaker 2he rides the bus, man I walk up to him and he's sleeping on the couch Fucking spit in his face. I just want to see if this shit will happen. It doesn't, he still doesn't get sick. I share, actually. I give him my leftover fucking smokes all the time when I feel like they start to taste a little burnty. You know the disposable ones I'm like here you go, you can have that one.
Speaker 3He and like here you go, you can have that one. He'll smoke it for a week later. It's the new shorts man. It's the new. Yeah, you pull it out of the fucking. Let me get shorts on your 5,000th date it's true, dude.
Speaker 2I'll hit you up in like two weeks. Dude, I can smell it burning and he's still smoking it. I'm like tim. I think that thing is done. It smells like burnt wax.
Speaker 3He's disassembling it, dipping it in water.
Speaker 2The funny part is you're fucking accurate. You're so right. I hear him banging it on the I know him, listen. One of the days he was smoking it it wouldn't stop powering up and you hear it go and he would pound it on the table as hard as he could to stop it and then he would start smoking it again. And when it would do that, it would continue to and not stop lighting up. He would pound it again, yeah, and then start smoking it again, just on the verge of explosion Throw that fucker away.
Speaker 3Dude, I don't know. Know, I just think and don't take this the wrong way, jay I just think I don't take anything the wrong way. I just think people are built with different immune systems like we're all doing shit all the time. My kids always got a little sniffle. Nobody in my house ever gets sick from it. My 11 year old's never sick michelle's 6 000 square foot house. I have a house that everyone can see everyone well, I'll tell you, your family's not getting sick from out riding.
Speaker 2Everyone's playing catching I'll tell you that right now everyone's playing catching baseball. You throw a ball and it's all right, immediately catch it, no, okay, fine, you're right I just everybody's immune system's different.
Speaker 3My family has a different immune system, but even even we try to record every thursday and how many thursdays have been in this year so far and this year yeah what like 15, 15 thursdays you've called in more than seven of them no, called in sick for two, you or the kid was sick.
Speaker 2Yeah, two, just two, just two yeah just two, I feel like it's much, much more well whenever you say something, you multiply it by like eight, I think sometimes. So yeah, so yeah, you might be right.
Speaker 1I earn up a lot of immunes because my kid goes to school and my wife's a school teacher, so I get a lot of light.
Speaker 2And you have a girl, they don't do anything.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're made of powdered sugar and cream puff flavoring.
Speaker 2When you have a boy, they fucking, they eat dirt, they lick dogs assholes.
Kids, Bathroom Habits and Wrap-up
Speaker 3I went to go take a piss and I see the big fat shit in the toilet and no toilet paper. I got questions when I see that shit no, toilet paper at all, no toilet paper and I go. Logan, did you poop? He's like I went to the other bathroom to wipe my ass, he's like yeah, yeah, I just pooped and I'm like why is there no toilet paper in here? He goes oh, dad is a clean poop yeah, I've heard that I know there's no such thing as a clean poop.
Speaker 3A clean poop means you're gonna have an itchy butt.
Speaker 2That's what that means he doesn't white, he doesn't look at the wipe, he just you know it feels fine.
Speaker 3No, he's like let's go, let it go. I got a feeling that one didn't leave anything behind. It felt strong.
Speaker 2Okay, now I think about this. A blind person has to wipe their ass. How do they know if it's clean friction, okay. So I think your son just did not have friction, right? So he's like acting like a blind person. I'm fine, I'm good to go. I don't need a wipe.
Speaker 3He should have flushed though but like who justifies that decision? That's funny, though as hell. I don't know that I've ever shit and been like I think I could get away without wiping wait what you don't?
Speaker 2you have bidets everywhere, only two, so he just sprayed his ass a little bit no, he, he went in the simpleton bathroom, the one for guests. That's kind of funny though I mean I could. I imagine your youngest doing that, dad, don't worry, did you have to chop it up so you wouldn't flush?
Speaker 3no, it wasn't that big.
Speaker 2My, that's the other one that's oh my god. Why is that? You know what? I think it's because kids are younger.
Speaker 1They're, they're um, it's the plastic, the plastic in the food and all that shit my dad.
Speaker 2okay, this is what I say. If you would ever go to my, uh, if you ever go to my party, to my house, never go there when my dad's cooking a hamburger. Okay, because what he does when the kid shits too bad and it doesn't flush down the toilet, he'll take a spatula and chop it up, chop it up and then flush it.
Speaker 3Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2And then put the spatula back into the utensil drawer to use for later. Great, Great Jay. So whenever you guys come to our house for hamburgers, he needs to have.
Speaker 1You need to get your own man a shitshula. Remember what is that? A shit spatula that keeps like in the garage next to the you hang it right from the side of the toilet.
Speaker 2I think he has both. That was dirty at the time so he had to use the real spatula. It's terrible. So you guys want to come over for burgers? That's fine.
Speaker 3I ain't going to get sick.
Speaker 2So that's kind of what I wanted to speak of, and I got it off my chest and I feel a little bit better Not better physically, but emotionally. Yes, I feel a good, better. So listen to our show. Please give us a response, give us a like and let us know how sick you really got. Yeah, obviously, no one else gets sick but me.
Speaker 3If you've, ever been sick. What's the one in a million chance that you'd meet the one soulmate in this world who has a weak immune system, just like you?
Speaker 2One in a million it happens.
Speaker 3Who has the worst immune system?
Speaker 1She's shorter than him too. How, I don't know, she is Alright, that's.
Speaker 2How I don't know. She is All right. That's our show. Fuck you guys. We'll be right back.
