I Want Everything

I Want Everything is a six-part, full cast dramatisation comedy drama (plus a festive special episode). Two young strangers appear in a dimensionless void. They learn from their unwilling and flatulent guide that they have been summoned to undertake The Bidding. The Bidding is a difficult, no, nearly impossible task. The most likely outcome for the summoned is death ... but completing The Bidding is their only way home. What is the curious purpose of these quests? Who are the mysterious Stewards who oversee the process? What ancient prophesies drive a conflict that threatens to engulf our heroes and the vast Hachne Empire? What happens when a Giant meets a social influencer and why does everyone dream that someone else has taken their spoon!? Staring award winning stand-up Abigoliah Schamaun, Sophie Ladds (Silent Witness), Rossana Miles (This Time Tomorrow) and Hector Scott-Manly (Comedy Club 4 Kids). The Guest Star is David Graham, the voice of the first Dalek (Doctor Who), the voice of Parker and Brains (Thunderbirds) and Grandpa Pig (in the mighty Peppa Pig!!!!!!). Original Music is by Matthew Sharrock. The Theme Song ("I Want Everything" by The Godfathers) appears courtesy of The Godfathers and the full version is available for download from iTunes and other services. There are now three versions of each episode. The uncensored versions contain swearing. In the others, the swearing is censored with amusing overdubs. However, it would not take a genius to guess which words are being replaced and there are couple of jokes based around words that sound a bit like swear words.There are also versions of each episode with a series catch-up at the beginning that went out on the radio (where a catch up was more necessary …and also allowed each episode to land in exactly 30 mins). There is also a special message from a social influencer encouraging you to subscribe, rate, like and whatnot, music from the series by Matthew Sharrock and other goodies.

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I Want Everything

I Want Everything Episode 5 "The stories we learned as children"

April 07, 2020 • Tom • Season 1 • Episode 5

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I Want Everything Episode 5 "The stories we learned as children"

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Previously

Scene 1 "I see we're back aboard the clown car"

Scene 2 "These are exceptional circumstances"

Scene 3 "Incidents happen all the time, co-incidence therefore happen all the time"

Scene 4 "Bunch?"

Scene 5 "Stewart"

Scene 6 "They're already in the field!"

Scene 7 "Who is Steward Pam Bancroft?"

Scene 8 "Behold, young strangers, two will come:"

Scene 9 "Do you know who you remind me of, Barry?"

Scene 10 "agents of that change"

Scene 11 "And then slowly I began to forget"

Scene 12 "Sharpen your knife against a rough rock"

Scene 13 "That is restricted"

Scene 14 "I think it's Raymond"

Scene 15 "From the beginning again..."

Scene 16 "His name is..."

Scene 17 "You seem rather nervous, dear"

Scene 18 "I must ask each of you a question"

Scene 19 "You need my funny services again?

Scene 20 "Where's Barry?"

Scene 21 "They must be stopped at all costs"

Scene 22 "Who's Barry?"

Scene 23 "We may need a little help with this"

Scene 24 "He was OK though?"

Scene 25 "Come in Goth One"

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