Three Wise Millennials
Episodes
16 episodes
BONUS EPISODE! - Three Live Millennials
THE HOLY TRINITY HAVE RETURNED!!No not the father, the son or the holy spirit. Back in September 2021 Luis, Andy and Declan stumbled out of their satanic pits to record a live episode of Three Wise Millennials.In this special li...
Jacob and His Amazing Hairy Carpet - Ball-less Billy
It's hard to believe that the powers of a prophet would go to a man who would mistake his son for his other son with a hairy carpet on his back. Such is the bible though, and this week Luis tells us the story of how Jacob used some...
Jonah and the Whale - You Don't Wanna Google That
How would you like a three day all expenses paid trip to a spa inside the belly of a whale? Well whether Jonah wants it or not that's what he's getting.In this week's episode, Andy looks at the well known story of Jonah, a man who did w...
Judge Gideon - The Stinky Victors
If a bright light spoke to you and told you that God had injected you with badass prophet powers, would you blindly begin your rise to the top, or would you question Gods presence at every turn?Well for Gideon the judge, it was the latt...
Rules in Leviticus - Are You Smarter Than a Five-Thousand Year Old Priest?
Welcome back bible bashers! The Fourth Season continues with some biblical game shows! Luis quizzes the gang about what is right and what is wrong in the bible according to the Rules of Leviticus, can they win their salvation or ar...
Book of Job - Trophy Prophet
BEHOLD NON BELIVEVERS! THE FOURTH COMING OF THREE WISE MILLENNIALS!We are all delighted to be back with a fourth season of bible parody for you wonderful people!Andy starts of this run of episodes with his take on the story of J...
David After Goliath - Two Bags of Foreskins
Three Wise Millennials reach an unprecedented FOURTH EPISODE IN A SEASON!The last episode of season three, Luis tells us all about David after he killed Goliath and became the coolest thing since stoning. Intro music is Cor...
Noah's Ark - The Second Wave
What's that? They whole world is about to be flooded?? OH NOAH!!This week on the Three Wise Millennials podcast, Declan takes a look at the well known story of Noah and his big bastard boat. Intro music - Corndogs in Santa ...
Bible Outtakes - Zach Snyder's Holy Bible
WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME To another episode of the Three Wise Millennial's Podcast! In this week's episode Andy takes us through some of his favourite stories that were... (wait for it)... TOO WEIRD to make it into the bible! <...
Wandering the Desert - Balaam's Ass
Greetings earthlings!! The Three Wise Millennials are finally back in your earholes with season three!To kick things off, Luis has written about the Israelites after the left Egypt and also about Balaam's wonderful magical ass.A...
The Book of Revelation - 'Prize Winning Daffodil'
Hello loyal listeners! Strap yourselves into your pews, as we are taking a trip to the not-so-distant future to witness... THE END OF THE WORLD!!In the third and final episode of series two, Andy invites us to look at the Book of Revela...
Samson and Delilah - 'The Jaw of the Donkey'
Hello beautiful people and welcome back to your favourite bible bashing podcast! This week Luis reveals to us the true story of the romanticised Samson and Delilah, whilst making a strong argument for how Samson may just be the maddest bastard ...
The Suffering Servant - 'Repetitive Groaning Noise'
Hello Loyal Podcast listeners! Three Wise Millennials has returned from beyond the grave and amidst the covid to fill your earholes with some more biblical buffoonery. To kick off our second batch of episodes, Declan has written a ...
Joseph and his Technicolor Dream Coat - 'Adam Alcada Sandler'
This weeks host Andy has his sights set high on a glamorous life as a Hollywood director, and he plans to get there by rebooting Joseph and his Technicolor Dream Coat with an all-star cast and blockbuster script! In this episode, he comes to De...