Dear Diary Keep Out
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45 episodes
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It's party time! And OMG I AM SO HAPPY!Farewell 2002, hello 2003!CW small mention of self harmMusic by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our logo was creat...
It's Never American Pudding
It's the holidays, and Lauren reveals a secret she's neglected to mention until now!CW small mention of self harmMusic by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5Our...
Smile, Kiss, Cry
They've finally got there, Lauren and Jona are going out! Just in time to exchange Christmas gifts (or not quite...)But beware of pretty Josephine, who is a human girl and not a dog.CW small mention of self harmMusic by Davi...
Nose Spitein'
When will Lauren just give it a rest with Jona? (Spoiler alert... Definitely not yet!)CW small mention of self harmMusic by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5O...
Where does the magic lie?
This episode brought to you by a comedy of errors. Sorry folks. Sean here. Lots of technical difficulties in this one, which is why it's so late. Some weird buzzing, I had to get rid of. Some deleted files (which is why there is no prev...
Dogs and Decimals
Our intrepid hero deal with the repercussions of her actions! Music by David A. Pollock! His album is over here! https://open.spotify.com/album/5fGtZ6pTzHrzxck4HXJUp5...
Spitstrument
Will the Jona saga ever end? (Spoilers, it goes on for a while, sorry guys!) I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, that's all he says!Music by David A. Pollock! His album is over here!
What does the owl say?
People are starting to get annoyed with Lauren's obsession with Jona, but does she even care?!Also, did Lauren smash someone's head into a wall or was that a false memory? Genuine question... If you went to first school with her please let ...
Death Butter
Lauren is playing puppet master with all the boys on strings. Jona is the one she really wants, but she can't tell Tom because she'll lose him. And Dave? Well why would she go out with him when she's planning to marry him?!CW: Self harm...
Sadistic Dentist
Lauren has dumped Tom and now Jona doesn't even like her anymore. She's so alone!Except her friend Ellie has other ideas and sets her up with Dave, without her permission! This won't end well...CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.uk
Bullet Point #2: Siobhan
Lauren chats with her - spoiler alert! - soon to be friend Siobhan.They talk mental health, gender, careers, and going your own way.Check out Siobhan's artwork on Instagram
Live Laugh Love
It's the Diary 4 finale and emotions are running high. Does Lauren break up with Tom? Or does she hold out until all the feelings are gone? Find out in today's episode.CW: Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.uk
Two mediocre men
Lauren is still torn between her boyfriend Tom and her crush Jona. Will she ever decide? Also starting school at 7am should be a crime, and there is a right way to pronounce scone.Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his st...
Cricket Tackle
We finally find out if Tom and Lauren were brave enough to hug! Or perhaps even more than that... Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new album is...
Bolognese Ice Cream
Fresh off the heels of her relationship with Oliver, Lauren gets a new beau! She should probably hide all the lighters though...CW:Self harmwww.nshn.co.ukwww.harmless.org.ukMindCall: 0300 123 3393T...
Blip and a Miss
Lauren and Oliver's short-lived relationship comes to an end, and he doesn't react too well. Lauren hosts an amazing sleepover with food, MSN and scary movies. Be careful of golf balls!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out h...
re: After Lunch
Lauren and Oliver's friendship grows, but does he have an ulterior motive? Oh and did I mention I got a green slip for my art homework? As good as a year 11's work you say? How embarrassing! Music by David A. Pollock! Chec...
Something Wicked this way comes
Late night recording with Lauren and Sean, but don't worry, he isn't naked. Lauren tells everyone she fancies Ben, then does shocked Pikachu face when he finds out. We chat body image and discover that Sean may be being haunted by the ghost...
Insane Clown Troupe
Lauren confronts her jealous personality, and learns that podcasting is not a very visual medium.Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at www.davidapollock.com. His new albu...
A Bit Of Alright
How many people is too many people for a cinema trip? Lauren has worked out a genius way of getting people to be nice, and thankfully nobody dropped a bomb on Friday 13th.Remember, strive to be more than just noticed, and you're so muc...
Tantrum Jacket
It's only the second week of high school and it's already crap! Getting given rubbish nicknames, crying over jackets, and realising boys are pathetic. Completely pathetic!Music by David A. Pollock! Check out his stuff over at
Locker Logistics
It's the first day of high school! Lessons, lockers, languages, and trying not to be a loser!Find out why Lauren won't punch Gemma and if James even exists.Also, don't listen to Sean's advice about STIs!Music by David A. Po...
Boaby Pin
It's the last week of the holidays! Lauren makes the most of it with a trip to Durham and an otter sanctuary. She got most of the things she had to do ticked off her list, but alas, did not get to see her crush again.Will Holly and Jack ple...