The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
Episodes
302 episodes
Everybody Needs Pants
Your Huckleberry returns from Arizona with tales of man-boobs, cheeseburgers and solitude. The Artist forgets how baseball works. The Boy shows up with a kick ass girlfriend.
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Season 7
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Episode 13
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1:32:27
I Wore Out My "Run" Button
The Artist looks forward to The Arizona Summit. Mex realizes his main contribution to the game of golf is the tater-tot. A tribute to the band Redbone is performed to welcome back Billy Stinkfeather™. Your Huckleberry realizes that killing your...
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Season 7
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Episode 12
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1:21:58
Steep My Soda, Leprosy Guy
Mex gets a new jazzy toy for his birthday. The Huckleberry suffers an embarrassing golf injury. The Artist then must come to grips with the fact that Bill Pullman, although a good President, doesn't hand out space helmets to his minions.
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Season 7
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Episode 11
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1:32:06
You Can't See Our Rocket Show, Mex
Mex goes to a golf show like Marvin Nash. The Artist then remembers why he doesn't watch UFC fights. Your Huckleberry thinks the current political climate is very Roman in its methodology.
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Season 7
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Episode 10
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1:21:14
You're Harshing My Buzz, Vietnam!
Mex deals karma to the Douchebag Golf Pro. The Artist loves when a Dracula joins Paul Revere & The Raiders. Your Huckleberry realizes the whole world's watching, but it's cool cus Jennifer Love Hewitt is watching too.
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Season 7
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Episode 9
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1:21:15
Good Chuy Hunting
Mex gets into it with the medical profession. The Artist decides to flex his indigenous status. Your Huckleberry dissects the awful world of the racial slur, all while waiting for Sapphire to return from lunch.
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Season 7
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Episode 8
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1:22:36
You Can't Lip Sync Shakers
The Mexican praises the bunny-guy. The Artist has a special place in his heart for a speech impediment featured in a love song from the 70's. Your Huckleberry encounters a robot, but ends up becoming friends with it. Mex is falsely accused of s...
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Season 7
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Episode 7
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1:21:40
The Extra Bonus of Scrambleness
The Artist decrees no more airports for him. Mex may have stabbed The Missus with a fork in Puerto Rico. Your Huckleberry visits a rainforest, a tall tower and a missing presidential statue.
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Season 7
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Episode 6
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1:26:19
Furnaces and Sump Pumps and Fridges and Mice
The Huckleberry is forced below ground to do his show. Mex shares his love of emergency room waiting areas. The Douchebag Golf Pro is back and crapping on the youth. The Artist must then channel his best Steve Hanson.
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Season 7
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Episode 5
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1:17:03
Consenting Teenager Diddles
Mex refuses to participate in group football viewing. The Artist creates two new golf phenomenons: Saplings and Horse Golf. Your Huckleberry busts out some Tiffany and wonders if some border patrol dudes were on Red & Stimpy.
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Season 7
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Episode 4
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1:22:55
On An 'L' Train with Ed O'Bradovich
The Huckleberry has an unpleasant interaction with a douchebag golf pro. Your Boi roots for his team, but in a sedated condition. Mex finishes Stranger Things and gots some questions. The Artist then declares former Bears' quarterback Steve Ful...
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Season 7
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Episode 3
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1:31:19
You Could Be in a Pickle Cult
The Artist discovers a severe case of Resting Bitch Face at his Fortress of Solitude. Mex questions Winona Ryder's ability to infiltrate a gulag. Your Huckleberry reminisces about his old band and we get to meet the dreaded Mr. Fafootz™
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Season 7
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Episode 2
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1:27:27
We Were Raised On Subterfuge
The Artist starts his seventh season by getting all into them 'lil foos from Hawkins, Indiana. Mex decides he needs more nudity from his commercial jingles. Your Huckleberry has a deep discussion about necks with his son AND David gets golf tip...
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Season 7
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Episode 1
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1:24:21
A Series of Ridiculous Culinary Exploits
David ends Season 6 by declaring that he would rather be an artist than a demagogue. Mex builds a cheating golfer AND a big green monster in his wrestling video game. The Artist's attempt at a Christmas cookie turns into a political night...
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Season 6
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Episode 52
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1:35:57
The 6th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
The Artist celebrates the holidays by hosting the entire cast of characters to Mexy Park. Gifts were exchanged, some were cool, some sucked and a few may be a hazardous waste situation. Some little guests surprise the gang. Snags STILL gets gro...
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Season 6
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Episode 51
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1:12:46
How Does One Carve a Jheri Curl?
Mex has to decide how to cover a Humble Pie song. Mouth of Sauron visits to unveil The 6th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show™ plans. The Artist meets a dude that can cook AND knows about Space Ghost. Your Huckleberry is not s...
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Season 6
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Episode 50
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1:21:42
The Baba Yaga Took Bay 8
Your Huckleberry angers the Levi Golf Club. A good golfer with an extra chromosome makes friends with Mex and The G-Gasm Crew. Mex digs pale guitarists named "Jack". The Artist brings in The Dragon to defeat all pajama warriors.
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Season 6
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Episode 49
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1:28:41
I'll Send a Happy Thing
Your Huckleberry laughs at a hypocrite who mocks snizz. Mex's political cartoon may cause a potential war between a non-racist building and a crappy president. War is declared on squirrels, and The Artist reminisces about a time when he was alm...
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Season 6
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Episode 48
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1:28:06
Get My Pumper On The Goo Stick
Mex learns all about central asian candy and neckbeards. The Artist knows why the Ghostbusters Old Lady is the jam. Your Huckleberry then makes Satan walk like a girl, watches Goodfellas high and has tales to tell you about the blue goo.
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Season 6
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Episode 47
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1:25:59
Functioning Mommy Biscuits
The Artist returns to his old video games. This involved visits from Gunny and Stitch. Mex watches a marionette scuba dive. We hear the debut of a song in praise of woke buildings. Your Huckleberry doesn't care if Tom Cruise is in there...DON'T...
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Season 6
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Episode 46
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1:32:03
Pancake Makeup and Shovels
The Artist doesn't do wakes very well. Mex adopts the persona of The Baba Yaga in order to bring balance to indoor golf. Your Huckleberry then finds some parallels between Dear Leader and Pogo the Clown. Oh, and never chase a sunglasses thief.
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Season 6
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Episode 45
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1:26:36
I Was Never In a Bomb Fight
Your Huckleberry is wondering why Skabadoo can't just walk it off. Mex has to choose between a serial killer and two angry bothers. Sometimes, The Artist dreams that he is me, especially when he dunks on a policeman.
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Season 6
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Episode 44
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1:31:35
Captain Jack Boozer
The Huckleberry mourns another rocker from space. Mex goes to a Bears' game with The U.N. of Evil and their offspring, only to find a bigger group of potential jag offs. The Artist has had enough with cheating on the course and finally... Do yo...
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Season 6
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Episode 43
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1:31:08
The Building's Name is "Stan"
Mex questions success. The Artist entertains his little cousins and knows he's ready for Papa Duties. Empty Nestor's cousin Nestor shows up. Your Huckleberry realizes he's a golf influencer, especially when it comes to porn. The Kid chooses The...
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Season 6
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Episode 42
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1:29:17
Nobody Flips-Off Babies
Mex has hit it big in fictional lands. The Artist delves into the intricacies of The Claw Game. The Kid gets a major hookup, which includes a stoned towel. Your Huckleberry creates the best pro wrestler ever- Macho Man Olmos, who specializes in...
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Season 6
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Episode 41
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1:17:25