The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
Episodes
327 episodes
Doug Powers Stayed Home Today
Your Huckleberry actually IS The Huckleberry on the links. Mex doesn't slay Goliath, he just hurts his feelings real, real bad. The Artist then gets put into solitary for his next golf trip. Thing's do look up when Mexy's Birdland gets a visit ...
Trim Your Stonehenges, You Dick
Your Huckleberry almost forgot the thing we ain't supposed to forget. A trip to some Druid megaliths makes The Artist wanna quit golf. Mex misses out on his chance to join a bowling league and we all learn to hate Doug Powers.
A Guy Named "Sad Balls"
The Mexican ventures to the volunteer state to get all sweaty. Your Huckleberry is once again almost killed on the links. The Artist sees SWAT as a futbol asset, while others run from Hulk. Never let a 100-year-old guy head a soccer ball.
Head Towards The Goiter
The Artist has many decrees to get off his chest. Toga Pete almost runs over Mex like a Tsarnaev brother. Mex wants diversity in his pastimes. We learn the horror of the letter "Q" and never get a check up from Dr Quencher.
YAY! A Frankenstein Head!
Mex brings you only the best tales of A Christmas Story. Some movie star is stealing Your Huckleberry's Bowie thunder. The Artist hopes he don't have to hand out a Carlo Rizzi beatdown and... Can David keep up with Jesus & Liam?
NOT A FINGER!!!!!
Mex mourns the passing of Miss Shields. The Artist longs for the days of tolerable golf, softball and bowling shirts. Your Huckleberry is amazed at two things: a 101-year-old soccer phenom and the dancing ability of Kim Basinger.
The Mex Abides
Because The Huckleberry isn't shomer shabbos, he can roll on Saturdays. Mex battles his 10-year-old cousin for air hockey supremacy. The Newlyweds are back in town and getting used to being mortal again. The Artist almost loses his monkey stick...
The Wedding Episode
Your Huckleberry walks his beloved daughter down the aisle. Festivities ensued and nobody got beat up. Good deal for erbody.
I Love Italian Jowl Bacon
Mex's tuxedo arrives in a cardboard briefcase. The jacket arrives with a Talking Heads vibe. Your Huckleberry misses The World Cup but admits he'd rather befoul famous photographs with a chubby, wannabe king. A week before the big wedding and T...
I Definitely Saw a Plume
Your Huckleberry gets some new shoes. The Artist ventures out into an air quality holocaust but remains a Jaunty Leo. Mex decides the best place for golf knowledge is The Mirkwood Forest.
I'm Gonna Burp Up a Brazilian Cow
Mex tries Brazilian meat stabbing, and enjoys it. The Artist can't decide if it is wedding stress or a parasite tearing his insides out. Your Huckleberry almost dies doing what he loves: spinning in Thailand.
You Can't Tape a Guy to a Scooter
The Huckleberry is super into The World Cup. Mex goes through his list of things to improve the game, including hazardous surfaces. More nonsense to deal with with The Artist's daughter's wedding. We learn about Mex's buddy Butchy and the glory...
Haggis, Stomach Linings and Dates
The Artist's references are as hip as Red Buttons. Mex embraces The World Cup but thinks Mbappé needs a better album. Your Huckleberry may be wanted for murder in dreamland.
Soccer is Caillou
Your favorite neighborhood renaissance man decides that he is now a master chef. The Artist then meets a guy named Vincenzo who knows a crap-ton about tomatoes. Your Huckleberry is now fully immersed in the World Cup. This includes criticisms o...
What Do The Avengers Got To Do With Soccer, Nimrod?
Mex loves when a girl shuts up Rush fans. We get to the bottom of the missing golf ball. Walter Cronkite cries like a baby, as The Artist returns to air disasters and thinks World Cup soccer players all make the Lee Harvey Oswald shot face.
You're Gonna Get Chingasos
Mex survives his daughter's bridal shower. The Artist gets rid of the grand wizard out front. The Huckleberry is slowly descending into madness as the wedding draws near. Mario and Luigi cheer him up on the golf course, but convince him later t...
I Ain't Gettin' Soapy With Nobody
The Artist has had a very stressful week. He had to deal with: The Wrecking Crew, The Monkees, Keanu's bass playing, The White House, bridal showers and family boxing night.
Tell Us More, Wise, Swarthy One
Mex sees a doctor festival. The Artist thinks Prince may be talented- not sure. Your Huckleberry then tries to break The Zodiac Killer's code and ciphers by pretending he doesn't care.
A Lot of Aardvarks Own Yachts
The Artist now knows a real-life doctor. Mex reminisces about his old, boring dinosaur books, plays with his Fonzie doll and learns that personality, not accomplishments make for a primo serial killer.
That Dinosaur's Name was Kyle
The Artist pays his respects to a fellow dandy. We hear the hit song "Funeral Girl". David has met new glorious birds. Mex was scared by a dinosaur AND Morgan Freeman. "The A**hole of 9/11" will be Your Huckleberry's new documentary project.
That's a Crisis Goat
Mex realizes the Secret Service learned their trade from The Holy Grail castle guards. The Orange Dope ruins The Artist's love of assassination yarns. Your Huckleberry remembers a hero and also honors his Uncle who inspired The Kid's dandyness....
That Ain't Nuthin' But a Skunk Ape
The Artist regrets his weed usage. Your Huckleberry tries watching TV only to find out that 2 crappy presidents are enough and time portals suck. Mex inquires about Bigfeets and their many incarnations.
Editing Out All The Mucus
Cool Daddy Warbles™ makes a rare appearance as Mex's voice drops into Balrog-range. Shane and Wilson have it out as The Huckleberry returns from Alabama. The Artist questions his placement on the spectrum. During this personal reflection, David...
Writhing Ann-Margret with the Kung Fu Grip
Mex claims Gene Hackman is the Dark Horse. The Artist takes advice from a pirate and remembers getting into some pinball adventures with Tommy. The Kid thinks Marilyn Monroe can heal you. Your Huckleberry reminisces about Tommy's mom's under th...