The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
Episodes
318 episodes
I Definitely Saw a Plume
Your Huckleberry gets some new shoes. The Artist ventures out into an air quality holocaust but remains a Jaunty Leo. Mex decides the best place for golf knowledge is The Mirkwood Forest.
I'm Gonna Burp Up a Brazilian Cow
Mex tries Brazilian meat stabbing, and enjoys it. The Artist can't decide if it is wedding stress or a parasite tearing his insides out. Your Huckleberry almost dies doing what he loves: spinning in Thailand.
You Can't Tape a Guy to a Scooter
The Huckleberry is super into The World Cup. Mex goes through his list of things to improve the game, including hazardous surfaces. More nonsense to deal with with The Artist's daughter's wedding. We learn about Mex's buddy Butchy and the glory...
Haggis, Stomach Linings and Dates
The Artist's references are as hip as Red Buttons. Mex embraces The World Cup but thinks Mbappé needs a better album. Your Huckleberry may be wanted for murder in dreamland.
Soccer is Caillou
Your favorite neighborhood renaissance man decides that he is now a master chef. The Artist then meets a guy named Vincenzo who knows a crap-ton about tomatoes. Your Huckleberry is now fully immersed in the World Cup. This includes criticisms o...
What Do The Avengers Got To Do With Soccer, Nimrod?
Mex loves when a girl shuts up Rush fans. We get to the bottom of the missing golf ball. Walter Cronkite cries like a baby, as The Artist returns to air disasters and thinks World Cup soccer players all make the Lee Harvey Oswald shot face.
You're Gonna Get Chingasos
Mex survives his daughter's bridal shower. The Artist gets rid of the grand wizard out front. The Huckleberry is slowly descending into madness as the wedding draws near. Mario and Luigi cheer him up on the golf course, but convince him later t...
I Ain't Gettin' Soapy With Nobody
The Artist has had a very stressful week. He had to deal with: The Wrecking Crew, The Monkees, Keanu's bass playing, The White House, bridal showers and family boxing night.
Tell Us More, Wise, Swarthy One
Mex sees a doctor festival. The Artist thinks Prince may be talented- not sure. Your Huckleberry then tries to break The Zodiac Killer's code and ciphers by pretending he doesn't care.
A Lot of Aardvarks Own Yachts
The Artist now knows a real-life doctor. Mex reminisces about his old, boring dinosaur books, plays with his Fonzie doll and learns that personality, not accomplishments make for a primo serial killer.
That Dinosaur's Name was Kyle
The Artist pays his respects to a fellow dandy. We hear the hit song "Funeral Girl". David has met new glorious birds. Mex was scared by a dinosaur AND Morgan Freeman. "The A**hole of 9/11" will be Your Huckleberry's new documentary project.
That's a Crisis Goat
Mex realizes the Secret Service learned their trade from The Holy Grail castle guards. The Orange Dope ruins The Artist's love of assassination yarns. Your Huckleberry remembers a hero and also honors his Uncle who inspired The Kid's dandyness....
That Ain't Nuthin' But a Skunk Ape
The Artist regrets his weed usage. Your Huckleberry tries watching TV only to find out that 2 crappy presidents are enough and time portals suck. Mex inquires about Bigfeets and their many incarnations.
Editing Out All The Mucus
Cool Daddy Warbles™ makes a rare appearance as Mex's voice drops into Balrog-range. Shane and Wilson have it out as The Huckleberry returns from Alabama. The Artist questions his placement on the spectrum. During this personal reflection, David...
Writhing Ann-Margret with the Kung Fu Grip
Mex claims Gene Hackman is the Dark Horse. The Artist takes advice from a pirate and remembers getting into some pinball adventures with Tommy. The Kid thinks Marilyn Monroe can heal you. Your Huckleberry reminisces about Tommy's mom's under th...
Look at the Rack on Popeye Doyle
The Artist needs THC for the TSA. We hear a tale about squirrels in the hood. Mex goes on Snaggle's roof for a jam session and Your Huckleberry thinks a guy should be able to proudly wear balloon t*ts.
Everybody Needs Pants
Your Huckleberry returns from Arizona with tales of man-boobs, cheeseburgers and solitude. The Artist forgets how baseball works. The Boy shows up with a kick ass girlfriend.
I Wore Out My "Run" Button
The Artist looks forward to The Arizona Summit. Mex realizes his main contribution to the game of golf is the tater-tot. A tribute to the band Redbone is performed to welcome back Billy Stinkfeather™. Your Huckleberry realizes that killing your...
Steep My Soda, Leprosy Guy
Mex gets a new jazzy toy for his birthday. The Huckleberry suffers an embarrassing golf injury. The Artist then must come to grips with the fact that Bill Pullman, although a good President, doesn't hand out space helmets to his minions.
You Can't See Our Rocket Show, Mex
Mex goes to a golf show like Marvin Nash. The Artist then remembers why he doesn't watch UFC fights. Your Huckleberry thinks the current political climate is very Roman in its methodology.
You're Harshing My Buzz, Vietnam!
Mex deals karma to the Douchebag Golf Pro. The Artist loves when a Dracula joins Paul Revere & The Raiders. Your Huckleberry realizes the whole world's watching, but it's cool cus Jennifer Love Hewitt is watching too.
Good Chuy Hunting
Mex gets into it with the medical profession. The Artist decides to flex his indigenous status. Your Huckleberry dissects the awful world of the racial slur, all while waiting for Sapphire to return from lunch.
You Can't Lip Sync Shakers
The Mexican praises the bunny-guy. The Artist has a special place in his heart for a speech impediment featured in a love song from the 70's. Your Huckleberry encounters a robot, but ends up becoming friends with it. Mex is falsely accused of s...