The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
Episodes
278 episodes
Nobody Flips-Off Babies
Mex has hit it big in fictional lands. The Artist delves into the intricacies of The Claw Game. The Kid gets a major hookup, which includes a stoned towel. Your Huckleberry creates the best pro wrestler ever- Macho Man Olmos, who specializes in...
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Season 6
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Episode 41
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1:17:25
A Lot of Piv-Otts
The Huckleberry realizes he's too old to move. An HOA Karen tries to be bossy, but runs into a psycho during a low blood sugar episode. The Artist thinks we have taken on the personality of our dumb orange coach. Empty Nestor™ may have an alter...
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Season 66
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Episode 40
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1:23:29
The Perineum of Knowledge
Your Huckleberry loses his hairdresser and must enlist the services of John Wick. The Artist must be nice to a total doosher. Mex must then decide if getting a Russian haircut can be the key to a decent mid-life crisis.
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Season 6
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Episode 39
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1:26:42
Don't Be Racist, I Am a Building.
The Artist becomes Mextradamus and foresees more bamboozlement. Your Huckleberry confesses to being a recovering buff. Mex ponders life's biggest mysteries: Can you assassinate a dog? Can David's tongue heal, and why is Napolean Dynamite buildi...
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Season 6
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Episode 38
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1:25:04
Don't Unalive Stuff
The Artist says "Take a look around you, boy. It's bound to scare you, boy".
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Season 6
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Episode 37
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2:02:01
The Evil Axis of Algorithm Bamboozlers
The Huckleberry planned on lovely show dedicated to a family wedding. Unfortunately, The Artist's weekend was ruined by Karens, The Broccoli-Headed boys and the pasty people. However Mex still has fun, especially the part where he gets out of a...
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Season 6
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Episode 36
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1:53:03
Ken's a V-Boy and So's The Puppet
The Huckleberry learns the truth about a dictator's junk. Mex is appalled at the hate directed at MJ's. The Artist plays a big ass piano then gets into puppets and random pictures of Donny Most.
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Season 6
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Episode 35
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1:21:40
MuscleBunny of Death
Your Huckleberry compares nazis and orange kings. Mex sees a rabbit worse than The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. We finally get introduced to Shotgun Jones® and his military prowess. Famed imaginary guitar player, Rags, shows up to create yet an...
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Season 6
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Episode 34
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1:20:00
Raccoon Caligula
A random golfer gets Your Huckleberry into another nice mess. Golfin' Jimmy takes a tumble, Mohammed, Jugdish, Sydney & Clayton volunteer to help. The Artist then square dances with his best friend.
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Season 6
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Episode 33
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1:28:58
Dogs. Crayons...It's Cool.
Mex was applauded by greenskeepers. The Artist visits a fancy place and offends everyone with his head covering. Your Huckleberry then tries to understand Sam's dog and at the same time, create two potential golf euphemisms.
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Season 6
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Episode 32
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1:23:14
A Quesadilla Can Be Scary From a Distance
The Artist continues to celebrate The Prince of Darkness. Mex then feeds cottage cheese to a war pig and sings the praises of Brenda Vaccaro. We meet Snaggy Snagbourne© and his lawyer. Mex then reminisces about the time he was a slave.
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Season 6
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Episode 31
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1:25:46
I Didn't Get To Meet LBJ
The Artist pays his respects to Ozzy by using Ai imagery of him with other dead musicians. Your Huckleberry takes erbody to Rock School to learn about The Devil's Interval. Charles Bronson makes an appearance and Mex breaks out of his Gump brac...
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Season 6
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Episode 30
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1:31:59
Some of My Best Friends Are Leeches
Your Huckleberry says "NO" to The Great White North. The Artist is in praise of older women. Mex then contemplates whether a sloth can dunk and if he should frag Pvt. Boyd.
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Season 6
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Episode 29
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1:32:33
Crazy Homie Bunny Freaky Deck Love
Your Huckleberry never brings a golf club to a hockey fight. Empty Nestor™ pays Mexy Park a visit. The Artist channels his best Ted "Theodore" Wick and wished to play all video games as a guy named "Roach".
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Season 6
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Episode 28
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1:25:04
Cardinals LOVE Cannonball Adderley
The Artist mourns the passing of Toothpick Vic. Your Huckleberry thinks he could have managed the 1947 Brooklyn Dodgers. Mex's mom goes missing, but he still finds time to resume an old, smelly hobby...
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Season 6
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Episode 27
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1:35:20
Jumpy, Pony Dances and Kicky Stuff
The Huckleberry talks Chicago cuisine and pork chop sammiches. Mex only watches the WNBA for the fights. The Artist then almost blows his back out trying to be all Johnny Castle.
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Season 6
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Episode 26
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1:26:26
All The Warblers Get Habeas Corpus
Your Huckleberry wonders why the tanks are squeaky. Mex praises the sausage king of Chicago and learns a new strategy game featuring the MAGA rook. We also hear about this dude Monroe and how fabulous he is.
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Season 6
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Episode 25
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1:31:11
All I Could Think of Was Horsefoot
The Artist pays tribute to Brian & Sly. Mex revisits a scary film from his youth, only to find that he can't say "baboon". Your Huckleberry then covers a mormon, heavy metal jam and provides a sanctuary for Brokeback Finches.
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Season 6
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Episode 24
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1:36:13
American Goldfinch, Mama Let Me Be
The Artist shares great family news! Your Huckleberry then befouls the great album Rumours. Ground Chucky, the Boy Made of Meat finds his voice but can it stop Mex from buying a snake?
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Season 6
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Episode 23
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1:30:22
I Want Your Sex Cords
The Huckleberry enjoys when a sports team loses a game 7 at home. The Artist revisits The Exclusion Zone to play video games and throw a baseball like an 8-year old.
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Season 6
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Episode 22
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1:29:33
YOU'RE MY BOY, SKABBA-DOO!!!
The Boy graduates from fancy book college. The Huckleberry wonders about the farm system of ASL interpreters. The Hernandi boo a poet, learn what "The Shocker" is and marvel at bidet technology. FORKS UP!!!!!
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Season 6
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Episode 21
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1:28:26
HERE COMES THE GAVEL!!!!
The Artist makes a plea for Japanese grandmas everywhere. Mex sees Miss Piggy and her gavel get real weird. Your Huckleberry enjoys cool rhymes by a royal lizard and has to tell a fellow golfer he cannot spin the earth.
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Season 6
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Episode 20
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59:44
Eight Different Tones of Bong
Your Huckleberry has to put out two shows in two days. The Boy graduates. Mex takes issue with the grandfather clock. The Artist then watches pope stuff and accidentally insults the lovely Rita Moreno whilst sleeping.
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Season 6
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Episode 19
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58:06