The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
Episodes
309 episodes
A Lot of Aardvarks Own Yachts
The Artist now knows a real-life doctor. Mex reminisces about his old, boring dinosaur books, plays with his Fonzie doll and learns that personality, not accomplishments make for a primo serial killer.
That Dinosaur's Name was Kyle
The Artist pays his respects to a fellow dandy. We hear the hit song "Funeral Girl". David has met new glorious birds. Mex was scared by a dinosaur AND Morgan Freeman. "The A**hole of 9/11" will be Your Huckleberry's new documentary project.
That's a Crisis Goat
Mex realizes the Secret Service learned their trade from The Holy Grail castle guards. The Orange Dope ruins The Artist's love of assassination yarns. Your Huckleberry remembers a hero and also honors his Uncle who inspired The Kid's dandyness....
That Ain't Nuthin' But a Skunk Ape
The Artist regrets his weed usage. Your Huckleberry tries watching TV only to find out that 2 crappy presidents are enough and time portals suck. Mex inquires about Bigfeets and their many incarnations.
Editing Out All The Mucus
Cool Daddy Warbles™ makes a rare appearance as Mex's voice drops into Balrog-range. Shane and Wilson have it out as The Huckleberry returns from Alabama. The Artist questions his placement on the spectrum. During this personal reflection, David...
Writhing Ann-Margret with the Kung Fu Grip
Mex claims Gene Hackman is the Dark Horse. The Artist takes advice from a pirate and remembers getting into some pinball adventures with Tommy. The Kid thinks Marilyn Monroe can heal you. Your Huckleberry reminisces about Tommy's mom's under th...
Look at the Rack on Popeye Doyle
The Artist needs THC for the TSA. We hear a tale about squirrels in the hood. Mex goes on Snaggle's roof for a jam session and Your Huckleberry thinks a guy should be able to proudly wear balloon t*ts.
Everybody Needs Pants
Your Huckleberry returns from Arizona with tales of man-boobs, cheeseburgers and solitude. The Artist forgets how baseball works. The Boy shows up with a kick ass girlfriend.
I Wore Out My "Run" Button
The Artist looks forward to The Arizona Summit. Mex realizes his main contribution to the game of golf is the tater-tot. A tribute to the band Redbone is performed to welcome back Billy Stinkfeather™. Your Huckleberry realizes that killing your...
Steep My Soda, Leprosy Guy
Mex gets a new jazzy toy for his birthday. The Huckleberry suffers an embarrassing golf injury. The Artist then must come to grips with the fact that Bill Pullman, although a good President, doesn't hand out space helmets to his minions.
You Can't See Our Rocket Show, Mex
Mex goes to a golf show like Marvin Nash. The Artist then remembers why he doesn't watch UFC fights. Your Huckleberry thinks the current political climate is very Roman in its methodology.
You're Harshing My Buzz, Vietnam!
Mex deals karma to the Douchebag Golf Pro. The Artist loves when a Dracula joins Paul Revere & The Raiders. Your Huckleberry realizes the whole world's watching, but it's cool cus Jennifer Love Hewitt is watching too.
Good Chuy Hunting
Mex gets into it with the medical profession. The Artist decides to flex his indigenous status. Your Huckleberry dissects the awful world of the racial slur, all while waiting for Sapphire to return from lunch.
You Can't Lip Sync Shakers
The Mexican praises the bunny-guy. The Artist has a special place in his heart for a speech impediment featured in a love song from the 70's. Your Huckleberry encounters a robot, but ends up becoming friends with it. Mex is falsely accused of s...
The Extra Bonus of Scrambleness
The Artist decrees no more airports for him. Mex may have stabbed The Missus with a fork in Puerto Rico. Your Huckleberry visits a rainforest, a tall tower and a missing presidential statue.
Furnaces and Sump Pumps and Fridges and Mice
The Huckleberry is forced below ground to do his show. Mex shares his love of emergency room waiting areas. The Douchebag Golf Pro is back and crapping on the youth. The Artist must then channel his best Steve Hanson.
Consenting Teenager Diddles
Mex refuses to participate in group football viewing. The Artist creates two new golf phenomenons: Saplings and Horse Golf. Your Huckleberry busts out some Tiffany and wonders if some border patrol dudes were on Red & Stimpy.
On An 'L' Train with Ed O'Bradovich
The Huckleberry has an unpleasant interaction with a douchebag golf pro. Your Boi roots for his team, but in a sedated condition. Mex finishes Stranger Things and gots some questions. The Artist then declares former Bears' quarterback Steve Ful...
You Could Be in a Pickle Cult
The Artist discovers a severe case of Resting Bitch Face at his Fortress of Solitude. Mex questions Winona Ryder's ability to infiltrate a gulag. Your Huckleberry reminisces about his old band and we get to meet the dreaded Mr. Fafootz™
We Were Raised On Subterfuge
The Artist starts his seventh season by getting all into them 'lil foos from Hawkins, Indiana. Mex decides he needs more nudity from his commercial jingles. Your Huckleberry has a deep discussion about necks with his son AND David gets golf tip...
A Series of Ridiculous Culinary Exploits
David ends Season 6 by declaring that he would rather be an artist than a demagogue. Mex builds a cheating golfer AND a big green monster in his wrestling video game. The Artist's attempt at a Christmas cookie turns into a political night...
The 6th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
The Artist celebrates the holidays by hosting the entire cast of characters to Mexy Park. Gifts were exchanged, some were cool, some sucked and a few may be a hazardous waste situation. Some little guests surprise the gang. Snags STILL gets gro...
How Does One Carve a Jheri Curl?
Mex has to decide how to cover a Humble Pie song. Mouth of Sauron visits to unveil The 6th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show™ plans. The Artist meets a dude that can cook AND knows about Space Ghost. Your Huckleberry is not s...
The Baba Yaga Took Bay 8
Your Huckleberry angers the Levi Golf Club. A good golfer with an extra chromosome makes friends with Mex and The G-Gasm Crew. Mex digs pale guitarists named "Jack". The Artist brings in The Dragon to defeat all pajama warriors.
I'll Send a Happy Thing
Your Huckleberry laughs at a hypocrite who mocks snizz. Mex's political cartoon may cause a potential war between a non-racist building and a crappy president. War is declared on squirrels, and The Artist reminisces about a time when he was alm...