
Can We Steal You for a Second?
Two best friends sharing their strong opinions, biased commentary, and comedic analysis of the Bachelor Franchise. Music: www.bensound.comInstacart Referral Link - https://instacart.oloiyb.net/c/3017650/1140284/7412Buzzsprout Referral Link - https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1376989Music - www.bensound.com
Podcasting since 2020 • 162 episodes
Can We Steal You for a Second?
Latest Episodes
The Valley S2E2: Save The Children (Of The Valley)
Truly one of the darkest episodes of reality TV we’ve seen, and we’ve seen a lot. We can’t help but think about all these dang kids! Tune in as we over-analyze childhood trauma, marital abuse, sociopathic tendencies, crippling addiction, just t...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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1:10:53

The Valley S2E1: Weak Man Apocalypse
The Valley is back with fresh separations, contentious co-parenting, Crazy Kristen, and all is right in the world. Ultimately, we theorize that these men don’t know how to handle their insecurities, thus making it the problem of the women in th...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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1:07:11

S29E9: Juliana, No Notes?
Happy to announce that we loved this finale! Grant chose the path of least resistance, which…we have mixed feelings about. Litia broke the veneer and showed her stronger, more sassy side, which we loved. Juliana’s character arc fell flat…did sh...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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1:02:25

S29E8: The Final Rot of the Bachelor Empire
An empire falls not with a bang but with a whimper… We spend the majority of this episode analyzing the fall of the Bachelor franchise. The death spiral into irrelevancy, as it grips on to its puritanical values, outdated references, and meanin...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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54:25

S29E7: So Genuine and Real
Allow us to rant for a moment will you…We miss the days when people actually shared a sincere emotion or challenged themselves to discuss something uncomfortable. Families used to be the people you couldn’t fake things with. We are at the point...
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Season 29
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Episode 6
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54:51
