The Drunk Astrology Podcast
Welcome to The Drunk Astrology Podcast, the only place where you’ll learn how to actually use astrology to create opportunities, make money, and build aligned, long-lasting relationships across every area of your life.
I’m your host, Graham Breitenstein, professional astrologer, certified Oracle card reader, and former Lady Gaga world-tour dancer turned astrologer to names like Lizzo, Shaun T, Elise Joan, and more.
Today, I help everyone from 7-figure business owners to stay-at-home moms tap into their highest potential using their birth chart and the universal flow of energy via the moon phases.
Think of this podcast as your personal astro-resource library: packed with sign-by-sign readings for the transits that you need to know, manifestation strategies using the moon phases, and the exact methods I use myself and with my 1-on-1 clients that turn your dreams into your lived reality - simply, easily, and way better than you ever imagined.
It’s time to lock TF in. Let’s. frickin’. GO.
Episodes drop twice a month.
The Drunk Astrology Podcast
Latest Episodes
ChatGPT Could Never Be Your Astrologer!
Think you can use ChatGPT to read your birth chart? Think again.In this episode, I break down why AI could never replace a real astrologer and expose what you’re actually missing when you rely on AI for guidance.I also walk you th...
The Real New Year Is Here: Aries New Moon Readings for Your Next Beginning (April 13–19, 2026)
The real New Year starts NOW, Astro Lover! This week's Aries New Moon is your invitation into fresh starts, bold beginnings, and the kind of momentum that turns your hopes, dreams, wishes, and manifestations into your lived reality.In th...
No More Waiting, Make Your Move: Mars enters Aries (April 6–12, 2026)
No more waiting, Astro Lover! Mars enters Aries this week and this planet says it is time for you to make your next move, take bold action, and commit to the dream you are actually willing to fight for. In this week's episode, I break down how ...
Make Dating Juicy AF: Venus in Taurus + Libra Full Moon Readings for Your Sign (March 30–April 5, 2026)
Ready to make dating JUICY AF? Venus enters one of her favorite signs this week, Taurus, and for the next several weeks she’s here to raise your standards and show you what real pleasure, consistency, and self-worth actually look like. Whether ...
This Week is Your Reality Check: Let Go & Level TF Up (March 23–29, 2026)
This week, you’re in the space between letting go and stepping TF up. Wednesday's Cancer Quarter Moon has you feeling all the damn feels while Saturn in Aries asks one powerful question: what are you willing to fight for? In this episode, I bre...
