Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
Podcast-y talk you'd expect, with something extra--- comedy sketches, bits, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
Episodes
223 episodes
"Sweat is the peoples' choice for lubrication."
Show 198: The hantavirus. Big Chicago rats. Southern rodent hunters. A talking 'possum. 1960s westerns. Out of shape superheroes. The Met Gala. And a wrestling sloth. THEN: A sweaty bar for summer. Furniture for not sitting on. Needless investi...
"I don't know what I'm doing right now."
Episode 197: Walt finds his dad’s porn movie stash. Jim, too. Frisbee golf. Boomerang nerds. Weird sports. The guys get their own “walk-on music.” Walt explains the Terrible Twos. Then: cigs with something extra. Fun at theater camp. In praise ...
"Can you catch your own worm?"
Episode 196: Jim disposes of a dead cat. Walter’s dog dies. The dead old lady on the living room floor. Tim learns to “sidle.” Cinco de Mayo drink specials. And a one-eyed yoga guy. Then kid surgeons. Kooties. Chickens that go both ways. A one-...
"They're cooling their testicles."
Episode 195: Jim deals with a squirrel. The nastiness of nature. The guys discover “splooting.” Cereal commercials. The Rock. Pooping at the all-you-can-eat buffet to “make more room.” Kids hiding in walls. Chicago steak joints. And Dave Matthe...
"People can't afford hitmen anymore."
Episode 194: Hitler gets his driver’s license. Phlegm. Hitmen. And Tim eats moldy food. Then: party in sad bars. Make Your Kids Suffer at Your Job day. Humidity. Shoddy builders. Strange thoughts from Tim. And painfully soft toilet paper. Plus,...
Ooops! All Talking! #14: "A half naked lady with clown makeup on."
FIRST: Jim does some wacky visual jokes on an audio-only podcast. The guys congratulate Dave on yet another “D-Day” or “Dave Day” mulling over various famous Dave’s and the need to start a concert in support of Dave’s: Dave-aid. Then the...
Ooops! All Talking! #13: "Once it gets onto your chest, it won't let go."
FIRST: Jim tells Tim, Dave, and Walt that the famous Chicago Rat Hole (an indentation of a rodent pushed into sidewalk cement) had been filled in!! Tim opens our eyes to the oppression squirrels go through. Walt tells the guys about his ...
Ooops! All Talking! #12: "We're going to throw apples at their heads."
FIRST:Dave, Jim, Tim, and Walt explain how the group got its name: “Duck Logic” and Dave talks about the evolution of the duck of their logo. Then Jim abruptly changes the subject to the manly bag he bought online that turned out ...
Ooops! All Talking #11: "The monkey... what was he peeing into?"
FIRST:Did you know that bears plug up their butts to prepare for hibernation? Walt explains it all to Dave, Tim, and Jim. They go on to “explore” all sorts of bear, butt, and plug possibilities!THEN: The ...
Ooops! All Talking #10: "Toothbrush. Flip-Flops. Shiv..."
FIRST:Jim gets spammed with politically incorrect jokes. Naked old men at the gym. Prison myths. And we find out Jim used to call his penis Captain B.B. THEN: In honor of St. Paddy's Day, Tim, Jim, a...
Ooops! All Talking #9: "Evil has gotten a bad name."
FIRST:Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt discuss evil lairs, and ones for the good guys. Goldfinger. Dr. No. The Kingsmen had cool, undergrown headquarters. But who designs them? What would the Indeed listing look like to get a job in one? ...
Ooops! All Talking #8: "There's nothing funny about a topless woman."
FIRST:Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt totally improvise their memories of that time they may or may not have played gigs in Ft. Lauderdale during spring break. It’s hazy. It might have happened. Or not. They may’ve remembered it wrong.
193: "Billy, put that back in the toilet."
TALK: It’s Ash Wednesday and Jim tells us about a priest giving out ashes at the train station. Tim has a real issue with the make-a-heart hand gesture. Obscene gestures around the world. Tim’s Narnia adventures. Keeping your clothes in ...
192: "Around the world with potato salad."
Take a break with Duck LogicTALK: Walter looks at his permanent record. Duck Logic’s comedy classes. Jim’s uncle Bud’s weird death. One Piece. Job fairs. And Walter’s neighbor is in the CIA. SKETCHES: Bars for L...
191: "All the Nazis were breast feeders."
Take a break with Duck Logic and:TALK: Duck Logic in the Epstein files? A man who gets off when he has his diaper changed. Do you look at your poop? Tim challenges The Seahawks to Hungry Hungry Hippos. Gambling on anything. Someon...
190: "Now son, this is a scrotum."
Take a break with Duck Logic and:TALK: High school sex ed. The guys learn about the birds and bees. Jim’s emotional health class scars. Tim dares women’s softball players. Professional hockey moms. And Tim loves for the biathlon.<...
189: "When I met you guys, I was a stunt driver."
Take a little break from it all with Duck Logic and:TALK: Drunken Walt hides from the cops. Jim tells phone solicitors he’s dead. Tim looks for a plumber. Oh, the people you’ll meet on Nextdoor. And Tim’s a stunt driver. ...
188: "There's a big bear ass sticking out of a hole."
TALK: Autistic Barbie. How does a 3-legged dog pee? How many bears can get stuck in a crawl space. Racist comic strips of old. Jim’s less-than-believable Australian accent.SKETCHES: A new and improved useless gadget. Winter fun at Splatt...
187: "I'm sittin' there with a giant diaper on."
TALK: Is God a loud talker? The guys try “Gadzooks!” as their new catch phrase. The guy who made Johnny Carson quit. How we know the Insult Comedy Dog. Jim’s grandpa’s funny way of saying hello. SKETCHES: Insect love. More useless D...
186: "I don't want to know what your dad looks like naked."
TALK: Holidays in Iowa City. Church merch. The Stonehenge gift shop. Druids. Walter’s sister buys him a whip. Cousins drop you on your head.SKETCHES: A really loud chef. The wagon full of swag. Short Attention Span Theater. Voicemails fr...
185: "Feel free to yell at our waitstaff."
TALK: Local newscaster’s dancing. The streaming Oscars. The first A.I. reality show. Weed trees. Anime. Losing our cable TV award. SKETCHES: The second best places for New Years Eve. Champaign made by ducks. Throwing produce at bicy...
184: "Furries can have their own club."
Merry Christmas Eve eve (for those who celebrate)!!TALK: The guys talk about buffs. The finer points of furries. Pipe-fitters vs actors. Pre-roasted chestnuts. And who’s bringing the inflatable rat?SKETCHES: Chipmunk pirates. Self...
183: "Kidnapping is not a big deal."
TALK: A 4-year-old elevator operator. The Neil Diamond musical. Opening for Jonathon Brandmeier’s band. Animosity for Christmas. And prank kidnapping.SKETCHES: Holiday blacktop service. Baby shopping. Insurance for your blanket. A leftov...
182: "Head cheese... I don't even know what that is."
Tacky Christmas singers. 8-tracks. Latvian actors. Weird ethnic holiday food. Walt and Tim open a really boring advent calendar. And Jim gets hit with a rock.Then: a commercial about Nothing. Hormonal underwear. Prescription cologne. And...
Ooops! All talking: "Every kid wanted sausage."
Pulled from the DLCHH archives: the guys remember that one summer they started a theater camp for kids. Or did they? It’s foggy. Maybe they got one or two of the details wrong. Maybe all of them?Then in the second segment the guys drink ...
