
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
Podcast-y talk like you'd expect with a little something extra--- comedy sketches, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic!! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
Episodes
166 episodes
Season 8 Teaser: "Is that the bone I'm tickling?"
A whole new season of The Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour starts any day now!Something different for your ears. Podcast-y talk like you find on other pods, plus comedy bits and sketches like they do on Saturday Night Live. All from the Chica...
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Season 8
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1:14

Extra Stuff 5: "The Stalin jockstrap runs about $20."
With the Duck Logic guys still out, A.I. Announcer, Brian dug deep into the old WLUP radio show archives and found this little nugget--- The time Tim, as Bruce “Rooster” Cogburn, the host of Rock Rap, improvises an interview with an...
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Season 7
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11:34

Extra Stuff 4: "Chocolate makes me more stupid than I am already."
The guys are still away, but Brian, their A.I. announcer, offers up a 2-fer of gems from their Chicago radio show that haven’t been on the pod before.First, a downright sweet sketch from Bob Odenkirk about one man’s discovery of true hap...
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Season 7
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16:31

Extra Stuff 3: "Our proofreaders don't pussyfoot around with punctuation."
Duck Logic’s vay-cay continues with a sketch Tim wrote for an “all-news” concept episode of their 2-hour comedy radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago back in the day. It's an abridged version of the original, okay rather lengthy parody of a hard-hit...
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Season 7
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15:10

Extra Stuff 2: "I like the plush velour and a little plastic on the furniture."
The guys are still on break. But here’s your weekly dose of DL--- another improvised interview from Duck Logic’s 2-hour radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago. This time with Tim’s running character named Marty Farty, a sleezy TV mogul who’s starting...
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Season 7
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11:33

Extra Stuff 1: "Who’s gonna lay this gaffer’s tape? Who’s gonna drink all this free beer?"
The guys are taking a much-deserved break.But you can still get your DL fix with this snippet, um, nugget, er, previously not played bit—an improvised interview between Tim and Bob Odenkirk (yes, THAT Bob Odenkirk!)He and...
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Season 7
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13:49

156: "That's how they make people sing in prison."
Walter, Tim, and Jim talk about showering in gym class and in prison, old guys at the health club who parade around naked, and how Jim named his penis Captain Bibi. Plus, casting for the new live action Barney movie.Then: the truth about...
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Season 7
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Episode 156
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29:32

155: "There was Canoe, Aramis, and Toxic Masculinity."
The guys talk way too much about dog poop. Then they come up with a really super superhero, and discuss women who glow in the dark.There are sketches about the new Saturday night lineup on PBS, your third amendment rights, getting those ...
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Season 7
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Episode 155
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27:29

154: "Hi there! It's Sailor Jack, everybody!"
Walt, Tim, and Jim talk about bobbleheads, what passes for food in England, the million-dollar idea Tim has when he was 7, and politically incorrect corn chips. Then, Jim’s new egg-themed bitcoin, the real Bruce Springsteen, and a sports bar fo...
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Season 7
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Episode 154
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29:59

153: “Familiar characters who never really acknowledge my existence.”
In their first encore compilation episode--- Walt, Tim, Jim, and Dave compare their favorite “Jackson,” then reminisce about that time Duck Logic did improv on ice skates. Or did they?Plus, sketches about a different kind of talk radio s...
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Season 7
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Episode 153
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28:13

152: "Mister Gut Leakage."
The guys talk about medical uses for maggots and leeches, and Tim’s obsession with gut leakage. Then Walter describes his little leather Speedo and prosthetic abs but can’t convince Tim and Jim to get surgery to change the color of their eyes.<...
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Season 7
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Episode 152
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29:48

Season 4 Teaser
What happens when a Chicago sketch comedy radio show from the past gathers their classic bits— along with new skits, songs, and improv —into a weekly podcast? You get the goofiest gabfest laugh riot this side of the Internet. You’ll laugh… and ...
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Season 4
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Episode 0
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1:55

151: "Wimpy watches from the chair in the hotel room."
The guys talk about Pamela Anderson going makeup-less, the Mickey Mouse slasher movie, why someone hasn't made a Popeye porn video yet, and why 52 seems to be the magic number for men to have heart attacks.Then a scofflaw game show sketc...
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Season 7
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Episode 151
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28:46

150: "A fine array of toilet wines."
The guys talk about some people install toilets right in the middle of their basements and how Tim can whip up excellent toilet wine. Then a Rain Man prequel, boxer concussions, and why everyone's into manscaping. Plus, sketches about a car dea...
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Season 7
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Episode 150
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28:12

149: "That guy should wipe his ass once in a while."
Jim’s come to realize the Nissan Rogue he bought from Dave’s wife makes people think he’s an old lady. And Jim tells Walt about a Colorado guy whose legs got caught in a woodchipper and about the comedy club owner with a smelly butt. There are ...
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Season 7
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Episode 149
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27:41

148: "Talk about your poo poo poopy poo poos."
Tim tells us about his plans to open manifesto writing classes and how important juice is to him--- any kind of juice. Jim recalls how a stranger called him a “jag in a bag.” Then there are sketches about mini memorabilia, a patient in search o...
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Season 7
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Episode 148
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27:38

147: "While you're there, why don't you donate sperm?"
The guys talk about eye surgery. Jim encourages Tim and Walt to donate sperm. Tim has his doubts about Johnny Depp’s teeth. And evidence that the new Fed Ex campaign is plagiarizing-ly close to a long-running Duck Logic bit. Then sketches about...
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Season 7
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Episode 147
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28:26

146: "I've seen your bread. It's not worth buttering."
Tim explains why he thinks New Year’s Eve is wimpy and sings a couple country songs. The guys try and fail to get political. Then there are sketches about hot spots you should maybe skip for New Year's Eve. A drive up comedy club. Another thing...
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Season 7
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Episode 146
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29:47

145: "Smell like you mean it."
The guys come up with a new catch phrase. Walter tells us how he used to buy weed for his dad for Christmas. And Tim talks about his job tasting fentanyl and anthrax. Then… we get the real truth about Santa. An online breakfast treat. And a bun...
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Season 7
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Episode 145
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28:49

144: "Are you gonna eat that?"
Walter introduces the other guys to “shower beer.” Jim tells us horrible cat stories and how his one-man musical based on "Coach" is coming along. Then: Beer for boneheads. Shopping for babies. Nine-year-old Tim’s trip across the border. And po...
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Season 7
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Episode 144
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28:57

143: "Condoms hanging from tree branches."
The guys talk about the sport of magnet fishing for trash, floating down a river on an oil drum, and how Jim’s brother stabbed him 4 times with a pencil. Then there are sketches about a low-rent winter amusement park, a holiday special where no...
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Season 7
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Episode 143
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29:24

142: "Pope goes bonkers over Outback's Bloomin' Onion."
Walter tells us how his one-man musical version of “300” went in its out-of-two tryout. Then the guys discuss the pros and cons of cat psychologists. Edie, the Breakfast Fairy welcomes her friend: Mr. Leftover. There’s a song about...
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Season 7
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Episode 142
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29:51

141: "It's a lovely homoerotic musical."
Tim talks about his audition for the role of Snoop Dogg in a bio pic and Walt tells us about his one man show—a musical version of “300.” Then a gum that tastes like something burning. Sketches about overly unfunny DJs. A needless product for p...
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Season 7
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Episode 141
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28:15

140: "Nobody does vaginas like Georgia O'Keeffe."
The guys talk about how much everyone -- especially tollbooth attendants -- love soup, how Georgia O’Keeffe’s paintings look like certain body parts, and how to make friends with Jehovah’s Witnesses. And Tim tells us how he landed the lead role...
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Season 7
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Episode 140
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28:59

139: "Your fecal matter matters."
After oral surgery, Tim gets so constipated from pain pills that he ends up in the ER where doctors removed a “stoolball.” Jim explains how 60s comedian, Jerry Lewis, made a never-released movie about a clown that entertains kids in the Nazi de...
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Season 7
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Episode 139
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29:54
