Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
Podcast-y talk like you'd expect with a little something extra--- comedy sketches, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic!! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
Episodes
183 episodes
173: "I fed a banana to a goose."
TALK: Crappy movie previews. “Poop coffee.” A zoo in Demark that’ll feed your pets to their lions. Farting at Veggie Fest. And Jim tells us about his best moment.SKETCHES: Not-so-monster trucks. Franz Kafta’s bucket li...
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Season 8
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Episode 173
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27:20
172: "There's no telling where my penis will end up."
TALK: Billy Jack, Kung Fu, Oddjob, Pale Rider, Buford Pusser. And Lollapalooza. SKETCHES: Pajamas. Dudes in college. A hairbrush that works underwater. Flying Bad Boys.
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Season 8
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Episode 172
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27:02
171: "That's exactly how roast beef sounds."
TALK: Our Last Supper musical. Ozzy’s funeral. Food touching. Chicago diners. Mohicans. And Billy Joel’s drinking, um, issues. SKETCHES: Side Tracker, a detective who can't stay on task. The elephant in the room. ...
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Season 8
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Episode 171
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25:55
170: "We were getting along but we changed our mind."
The guys talk about Walt’s new haircut. Ozzy, of course. Old geezer musical acts. Judgmental state fairs. And comedians lip-syncing jokes.THEN sketches: Limericks from Pipefitters Union 597. Mini memorabilia. And an audio art project.
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Season 8
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Episode 170
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27:01
169: "I had a music teacher named Mr. Fluff."
TALK: Shopping on the cheap. Defective foods. The passing of a stand-up we knew. Way too alternative bands. Roller rink tunes. And the tiny civilization that lives under a theater stage.SKETCHES: Tales from the last tollbooth attendant. ...
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Season 8
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Episode 169
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27:39
168: "The ass-less chaps were a nice touch."
Talk: Jurassic Park sequels. The joy of scooterboards. The violence of The Honeymooners. Old TV war shows. Spinoff podcasts like: shirts vs. screwdrivers.Sketches: Disinterested theater productions. Incoherent political shows. Suburban b...
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Season 8
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Episode 168
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26:00
167: "They're like furries but with pigeons."
The guys talk about A.I. rock bands, A.I. commercials, and A.I. manifestos. Plus, crop dusting (the smelly kind), Jayne Mansfield, mac and cheese gummies, and Tim has mic trouble.Then sketches… Poetic tributes to Benny Hill, notes from W...
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Season 8
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Episode 167
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29:41
166: "As long as the bat wears a teeny, tiny condom."
Insects in basements. Bats in toilets. Laser scopes. Really bad movies. Watching the neighbor’s TV.Then: the truth about the constitution, jacked up mid-summer sale prices, a fool’s errand. Plus, more.
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Season 8
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Episode 166
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25:59
165: "Their poop is very nutritious."
The Duck Logic guys talk about worm farmers, competitive kite flying, grocery stores on wheels, and the children’s show Diver Dan.Then: rhetorical questions, mushy cigarettes, a needless health class film, and a must-have unless kitchen ...
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Season 8
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Episode 165
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28:44
164: "It's starting to look like a drug den."
This week, the conversation is about drug dens, how there used to be stereos, welding, shop class mishaps, Ferris Bueller and the joys of southern Illinois. Then: sketches about a sale on matzas and the Shroud of Turin. Pajamas. Wel...
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Season 8
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Episode 164
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27:15
163: "Who's going to give me a ride home?"
The guys discuss goiters versus gout, then reminisce about the movie they made. Or did they? Plus the man with the most things. A little TMI at the morning status meeting. And: Terror.
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Season 8
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Episode 163
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28:26
162: "Up and down all day long until he pukes."
New superhero movies, old Batman villains, Japanese schoolgirls, and blind drunk businessmen. Then sketches about Sammy Davis impersonators, Bob Dylan’s migraine, space janitors, and guys with unrealistic expectations.
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Season 8
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Episode 162
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26:03
161: "He farts cuz he's happy."
Jim gets a voicemail from a kinky/leather website and tells us about his “special friendship” he had with a goat. Tim tells us how he lived under the family sink. And Walt had a pet alligator.Then sketches: a way-below-average doctor, a ...
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Season 8
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Episode 161
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25:55
160: "Another episode of 'Jim Talks to Children.'"
Jim finds some cigs. Walt gets creeped out by a guy with a piggy bank head. And Tim tells us where memes come from. And, of course, Attack Squirrels. Then sketches about firm handshakes. Adequate construction. On hold hell. Cheery-f...
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Season 8
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Episode 160
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28:15
159: "I don't get artificially inseminated. I get inseminated."
Peeing in the Stanley Cup. Flinging a Wimbledon platter. Or wearing Masters green jackets with or without pants. The guys discuss them all. And Tim tells us how he’s tight with the new pope because they were childhood buds. Then sketches about ...
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Season 8
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Episode 159
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25:44
158: "Don't talk to anybody named Manny!"
The guys discuss cheating on book reports, turning the dark film classic “Taxi Driver” into a musical, and how Walter got a subscription to Playboy for his 14th birthday.Plus: the hard-driving dedication of Jehovah’s Witnesses, very spec...
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Season 8
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Episode 158
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25:02
157: "Time to break some commandments, ladies!"
We’re Back!! Tim’s putting his “miter” in the ring to be the new Pope and the tells us all about it. Then we wonder why scientists would make robots that can run!Then sketches about a new religious murder-solving show, temporary mobsters...
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Season 8
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Episode 157
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25:04
Season 8 Teaser: "Is that the bone I'm tickling?"
A whole new season of The Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour starts any day now!Something different for your ears. Podcast-y talk like you find on other pods, plus comedy bits and sketches like they do on Saturday Night Live. All from the Chica...
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Season 8
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1:14
Extra Stuff 5: "The Stalin jockstrap runs about $20."
With the Duck Logic guys still out, A.I. Announcer, Brian dug deep into the old WLUP radio show archives and found this little nugget--- The time Tim, as Bruce “Rooster” Cogburn, the host of Rock Rap, improvises an interview with an...
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Season 7
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11:34
Extra Stuff 4: "Chocolate makes me more stupid than I am already."
The guys are still away, but Brian, their A.I. announcer, offers up a 2-fer of gems from their Chicago radio show that haven’t been on the pod before.First, a downright sweet sketch from Bob Odenkirk about one man’s discovery of true hap...
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Season 7
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16:31
Extra Stuff 3: "Our proofreaders don't pussyfoot around with punctuation."
Duck Logic’s vay-cay continues with a sketch Tim wrote for an “all-news” concept episode of their 2-hour comedy radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago back in the day. It's an abridged version of the original, okay rather lengthy parody of a hard-hit...
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Season 7
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15:10
Extra Stuff 2: "I like the plush velour and a little plastic on the furniture."
The guys are still on break. But here’s your weekly dose of DL--- another improvised interview from Duck Logic’s 2-hour radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago. This time with Tim’s running character named Marty Farty, a sleezy TV mogul who’s starting...
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Season 7
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11:33
Extra Stuff 1: "Who’s gonna lay this gaffer’s tape? Who’s gonna drink all this free beer?"
The guys are taking a much-deserved break.But you can still get your DL fix with this snippet, um, nugget, er, previously not played bit—an improvised interview between Tim and Bob Odenkirk (yes, THAT Bob Odenkirk!)He and...
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Season 7
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13:49
156: "That's how they make people sing in prison."
Walter, Tim, and Jim talk about showering in gym class and in prison, old guys at the health club who parade around naked, and how Jim named his penis Captain Bibi. Plus, casting for the new live action Barney movie.Then: the truth about...
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Season 7
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Episode 156
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29:32
155: "There was Canoe, Aramis, and Toxic Masculinity."
The guys talk way too much about dog poop. Then they come up with a really super superhero, and discuss women who glow in the dark.There are sketches about the new Saturday night lineup on PBS, your third amendment rights, getting those ...
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Season 7
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Episode 155
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