Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
Podcast-y talk like you'd expect with a little something extra--- comedy sketches, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic!! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
Episodes
207 episodes
189: "When I met you guys, I was a stunt driver."
Take a little break from it all with Duck Logic and:TALK: Drunken Walt hides from the cops. Jim tells phone solicitors he’s dead. Tim looks for a plumber. Oh, the people you’ll meet on Nextdoor. And Tim’s a stunt driver. ...
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Season 9
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Episode 189
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28:48
188: "There's a big bear ass sticking out of a hole."
TALK: Autistic Barbie. How does a 3-legged dog pee? How many bears can get stuck in a crawl space. Racist comic strips of old. Jim’s less-than-believable Australian accent.SKETCHES: A new and improved useless gadget. Winter fun at Splatt...
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Season 9
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Episode 188
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28:00
187: "I'm sittin' there with a giant diaper on."
TALK: Is God a loud talker? The guys try “Gadzooks!” as their new catch phrase. The guy who made Johnny Carson quit. How we know the Insult Comedy Dog. Jim’s grandpa’s funny way of saying hello. SKETCHES: Insect love. More useless D...
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Season 9
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Episode 187
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26:16
186: "I don't want to know what your dad looks like naked."
TALK: Holidays in Iowa City. Church merch. The Stonehenge gift shop. Druids. Walter’s sister buys him a whip. Cousins drop you on your head.SKETCHES: A really loud chef. The wagon full of swag. Short Attention Span Theater. Voicemails fr...
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Season 9
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Episode 186
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26:19
185: "Feel free to yell at our waitstaff."
TALK: Local newscaster’s dancing. The streaming Oscars. The first A.I. reality show. Weed trees. Anime. Losing our cable TV award. SKETCHES: The second best places for New Years Eve. Champaign made by ducks. Throwing produce at bicy...
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Season 9
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Episode 185
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27:41
184: "Furries can have their own club."
Merry Christmas Eve eve (for those who celebrate)!!TALK: The guys talk about buffs. The finer points of furries. Pipe-fitters vs actors. Pre-roasted chestnuts. And who’s bringing the inflatable rat?SKETCHES: Chipmunk pirates. Self...
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Season 9
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Episode 184
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26:22
183: "Kidnapping is not a big deal."
TALK: A 4-year-old elevator operator. The Neil Diamond musical. Opening for Jonathon Brandmeier’s band. Animosity for Christmas. And prank kidnapping.SKETCHES: Holiday blacktop service. Baby shopping. Insurance for your blanket. A leftov...
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Season 9
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Episode 183
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29:50
182: "Head cheese... I don't even know what that is."
Tacky Christmas singers. 8-tracks. Latvian actors. Weird ethnic holiday food. Walt and Tim open a really boring advent calendar. And Jim gets hit with a rock.Then: a commercial about Nothing. Hormonal underwear. Prescription cologne. And...
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Season 9
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Episode 182
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29:55
Ooops! All talking: "Every kid wanted sausage."
Pulled from the DLCHH archives: the guys remember that one summer they started a theater camp for kids. Or did they? It’s foggy. Maybe they got one or two of the details wrong. Maybe all of them?Then in the second segment the guys drink ...
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Season 9
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18:49
181: "I smell like comedy."
Frats without liquor. The good ol’ days of smoking. Jim almost burns down a forest. The penny’s last days. Truth about pilgrims. And Tim’s mic trouble. Then sketches: Horoscope for stud muffins. The first Thanksgiving, probably. Lou...
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Season 9
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Episode 181
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27:31
180: "You been to a lot of orgies?"
Walt’s dad’s porn books. A.I. country music. The upside of participation trophies. Then sketches: Stupidity. An explosive new bath soap. Mr. Analogy. And pumpkin spice in EVERYTHING. Plus, more…
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Season 9
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Episode 180
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28:16
179: "It isn't cheating unless you get caught."
Tim love for Veteran’s Day. War movies. Jim’s toenail update. And Walter’s drunken bachelor party with his dad. Then: Hollywood’s oldest toddler. The upside of infidelity. A really, really nice talk show. Plus more!
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Season 9
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Episode 179
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29:59
178: "They called me Carrot Head."
Tim thought The Black Phone was cute. Hair transplant fails. Getting your dog drunk. And that time they rubbed radium on Walt’s head.PLUS: Bras have a birthday. Custom condoms. Military movie posers. And what’s happening at the Mall.
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Season 9
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Episode 178
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28:59
177: "See what your taint's been up to."
Self defense with a banana. Something gross fell off Jim. Walt's over-amorous family dog. And an A.I. search engine suggests new names for the pod.Then: a sale on Halloween delinquent supplies. An unexpected hitchhiker. A conversation wi...
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Season 9
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Episode 177
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29:18
176: "I'd let her check my pH."
Climbing Mt Everest ain’t what it used to be. Bill Belichick’s new squeeze. Jim cleans his place for the TV guys. Walt’s one day job as a baby photographer.THEN: Halloween bargains. Fall fun at a strawberry farm. Breakfast for dinner. An...
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Season 9
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Episode 176
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28:05
175: "A 20,000-year-old porta potty."
We are back!! Whoo! Hoo! We took a little break but now we’re back at it this week. We talk about the surgeries we got while we were out, a weekend by the lake, and Jim’s new on-line Master's degree. Then Tim recounts his rearend’s run-in with ...
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Season 9
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Episode 175
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29:17
Oops! All talking #6: "My grandfather's got pigs."
Yeah, we know… We’re still kickin’ back. One last replay show. Promise. This one has Jim telling us how he tried to make gun powder when he was a kid (and failed). Then an Olympic skier gets frostbite on his weewee!
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Season 8
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15:55
Oops! All talking #5: "There's a raccoon in my beard!"
In this week’s flashback, the Duck Logic guys talk about the start of the all-body, “butt deodorant” craze and how Walter swam naked in high school gym class. Then Jim wears googly eyes and we talk about Bob Dylan.
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Season 8
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17:47
Oops! All talking #4: "Go for the ribs!"
We’re still on break, sorry. Just gettin’ back from 3 days of fresh air, liquor, and videos games…You? You get a flashback to the show where we improvised a fuzzy memory of the children’s TV show we did (or didn’t do) in a “Fowl Memory” ...
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Season 8
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19:13
Oops! All talking #3: "I think something's growing in your brain."
The guys are taking a break so they’re sending along a few “best of” talkie bits from previous shows for your enjoyment.Walt tells us about his “meat detective” dream. Then they remember the musical they did (or didn’t do) based on their...
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Season 8
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18:59
Oops! All talking #2: "Jesus was the original Long John Silver."
Okay, we seriously needed a break so we’re dropping a “best of” from the archives---That time we uncovered the truth behind Amelia Earhart’s disappearance and how there was someone with her on the plane! That time we did a show with a yo...
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Season 8
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17:00
Oops! All talking #1: “You don’t want a bent carrot following you.”
The Duck Logic guys are taking a much-needed break but didn’t wanna leave their loyal listeners hangin’, so here’s a little replay from the archives---That time they talked about the pharma commercial with a cure for “crooked carrot” dis...
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Season 8
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17:05
174: "The traditional William Shatner film festival."
TALK: Living in an empty Hobby Lobby. A used pornography store. Betty Page. Elvis movies for the 21st century. And we question Jim’s “friendship” with the kids in his neighborhood.SKETCHES: Canadian Labor Day. Larry David m...
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Season 8
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Episode 174
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