
Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
Podcast-y talk like you'd expect with a little something extra--- comedy sketches, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic!! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
Episodes
192 episodes
175: "A 20,000-year-old porta potty."
We are back!! Whoo! Hoo! We took a little break but now we’re back at it this week. We talk about the surgeries we got while we were out, a weekend by the lake, and Jim’s new on-line Master's degree. Then Tim recounts his rearend’s run-in with ...
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Season 9
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Episode 175
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29:17

Oops! All talking #6: "My grandfather's got pigs."
Yeah, we know… We’re still kickin’ back. One last replay show. Promise. This one has Jim telling us how he tried to make gun powder when he was a kid (and failed). Then an Olympic skier gets frostbite on his weewee!
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Season 8
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15:55

Oops! All talking #5: "There's a raccoon in my beard!"
In this week’s flashback, the Duck Logic guys talk about the start of the all-body, “butt deodorant” craze and how Walter swam naked in high school gym class. Then Jim wears googly eyes and we talk about Bob Dylan.
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Season 8
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17:47

Oops! All talking #4: "Go for the ribs!"
We’re still on break, sorry. Just gettin’ back from 3 days of fresh air, liquor, and videos games…You? You get a flashback to the show where we improvised a fuzzy memory of the children’s TV show we did (or didn’t do) in a “Fowl Memory” ...
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Season 8
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19:13

Oops! All talking #3: "I think something's growing in your brain."
The guys are taking a break so they’re sending along a few “best of” talkie bits from previous shows for your enjoyment.Walt tells us about his “meat detective” dream. Then they remember the musical they did (or didn’t do) based on their...
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Season 8
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18:59

Oops! All talking #2: "Jesus was the original Long John Silver."
Okay, we seriously needed a break so we’re dropping a “best of” from the archives---That time we uncovered the truth behind Amelia Earhart’s disappearance and how there was someone with her on the plane! That time we did a show with a yo...
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Season 8
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17:00

Oops! All talking #1: “You don’t want a bent carrot following you.”
The Duck Logic guys are taking a much-needed break but didn’t wanna leave their loyal listeners hangin’, so here’s a little replay from the archives---That time they talked about the pharma commercial with a cure for “crooked carrot” dis...
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Season 8
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17:05

174: "The traditional William Shatner film festival."
TALK: Living in an empty Hobby Lobby. A used pornography store. Betty Page. Elvis movies for the 21st century. And we question Jim’s “friendship” with the kids in his neighborhood.SKETCHES: Canadian Labor Day. Larry David m...
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Season 8
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Episode 174
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25:53

173: "I fed a banana to a goose."
TALK: Crappy movie previews. “Poop coffee.” A zoo in Demark that’ll feed your pets to their lions. Farting at Veggie Fest. And Jim tells us about his best moment.SKETCHES: Not-so-monster trucks. Franz Kafta’s bucket li...
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Season 8
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Episode 173
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27:20

172: "There's no telling where my penis will end up."
TALK: Billy Jack, Kung Fu, Oddjob, Pale Rider, Buford Pusser. And Lollapalooza. SKETCHES: Pajamas. Dudes in college. A hairbrush that works underwater. Flying Bad Boys.
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Season 8
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Episode 172
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27:02

171: "That's exactly how roast beef sounds."
TALK: Our Last Supper musical. Ozzy’s funeral. Food touching. Chicago diners. Mohicans. And Billy Joel’s drinking, um, issues. SKETCHES: Side Tracker, a detective who can't stay on task. The elephant in the room. ...
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Season 8
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Episode 171
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25:55

170: "We were getting along but we changed our mind."
The guys talk about Walt’s new haircut. Ozzy, of course. Old geezer musical acts. Judgmental state fairs. And comedians lip-syncing jokes.THEN sketches: Limericks from Pipefitters Union 597. Mini memorabilia. And an audio art project.
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Season 8
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Episode 170
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27:01

169: "I had a music teacher named Mr. Fluff."
TALK: Shopping on the cheap. Defective foods. The passing of a stand-up we knew. Way too alternative bands. Roller rink tunes. And the tiny civilization that lives under a theater stage.SKETCHES: Tales from the last tollbooth attendant. ...
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Season 8
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Episode 169
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27:39

168: "The ass-less chaps were a nice touch."
Talk: Jurassic Park sequels. The joy of scooterboards. The violence of The Honeymooners. Old TV war shows. Spinoff podcasts like: shirts vs. screwdrivers.Sketches: Disinterested theater productions. Incoherent political shows. Suburban b...
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Season 8
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Episode 168
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26:00

167: "They're like furries but with pigeons."
The guys talk about A.I. rock bands, A.I. commercials, and A.I. manifestos. Plus, crop dusting (the smelly kind), Jayne Mansfield, mac and cheese gummies, and Tim has mic trouble.Then sketches… Poetic tributes to Benny Hill, notes from W...
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Season 8
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Episode 167
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29:41

166: "As long as the bat wears a teeny, tiny condom."
Insects in basements. Bats in toilets. Laser scopes. Really bad movies. Watching the neighbor’s TV.Then: the truth about the constitution, jacked up mid-summer sale prices, a fool’s errand. Plus, more.
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Season 8
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Episode 166
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25:59

165: "Their poop is very nutritious."
The Duck Logic guys talk about worm farmers, competitive kite flying, grocery stores on wheels, and the children’s show Diver Dan.Then: rhetorical questions, mushy cigarettes, a needless health class film, and a must-have unless kitchen ...
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Season 8
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Episode 165
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28:44

164: "It's starting to look like a drug den."
This week, the conversation is about drug dens, how there used to be stereos, welding, shop class mishaps, Ferris Bueller and the joys of southern Illinois. Then: sketches about a sale on matzas and the Shroud of Turin. Pajamas. Wel...
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Season 8
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Episode 164
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27:15

163: "Who's going to give me a ride home?"
The guys discuss goiters versus gout, then reminisce about the movie they made. Or did they? Plus the man with the most things. A little TMI at the morning status meeting. And: Terror.
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Season 8
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Episode 163
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28:26

162: "Up and down all day long until he pukes."
New superhero movies, old Batman villains, Japanese schoolgirls, and blind drunk businessmen. Then sketches about Sammy Davis impersonators, Bob Dylan’s migraine, space janitors, and guys with unrealistic expectations.
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Season 8
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Episode 162
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26:03

161: "He farts cuz he's happy."
Jim gets a voicemail from a kinky/leather website and tells us about his “special friendship” he had with a goat. Tim tells us how he lived under the family sink. And Walt had a pet alligator.Then sketches: a way-below-average doctor, a ...
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Season 8
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Episode 161
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25:55

160: "Another episode of 'Jim Talks to Children.'"
Jim finds some cigs. Walt gets creeped out by a guy with a piggy bank head. And Tim tells us where memes come from. And, of course, Attack Squirrels. Then sketches about firm handshakes. Adequate construction. On hold hell. Cheery-f...
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Season 8
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Episode 160
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28:15

159: "I don't get artificially inseminated. I get inseminated."
Peeing in the Stanley Cup. Flinging a Wimbledon platter. Or wearing Masters green jackets with or without pants. The guys discuss them all. And Tim tells us how he’s tight with the new pope because they were childhood buds. Then sketches about ...
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Season 8
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Episode 159
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25:44

158: "Don't talk to anybody named Manny!"
The guys discuss cheating on book reports, turning the dark film classic “Taxi Driver” into a musical, and how Walter got a subscription to Playboy for his 14th birthday.Plus: the hard-driving dedication of Jehovah’s Witnesses, very spec...
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Season 8
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Episode 158
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25:02

157: "Time to break some commandments, ladies!"
We’re Back!! Tim’s putting his “miter” in the ring to be the new Pope and the tells us all about it. Then we wonder why scientists would make robots that can run!Then sketches about a new religious murder-solving show, temporary mobsters...
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Season 8
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Episode 157
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25:04
