Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
Podcast-y talk you'd expect, with something extra--- comedy sketches, bits, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
Episodes
234 episodes
"Would you like to look at your poop? I see that it floated."
Show 208: Cutting edge toilets. Bidets. Squatty Potties. Jim’s dad’s guns. Talking bears into suicide. Bees vs. Ants. Walt’s grade school Star Trek/Nazi salute. And Tim may have seen a different Odyssey movie than everyone else.THEN: Bot...
"He was a walkin' joystick."
Show 207: Jim and Tim go by Jimothy. A shout out to Walt’s old neighbors who listen to the pod. Jim shows off both his severed toenails. Tim’s head wound. Tim picks up chicks with Eddie Arnold records. The guys try not to spoil Project Hail Mar...
"Tell me more about the withering leg."
Show 206: Walt and Jim learn about their neighbors through binoculars. A tough crowd for a standup act. Jim tells a spam caller that he’s dead. Tim crashes a class reunion.THEN: Things that don’t translate to audio. A subpar dream psychi...
"Are you pinching a loaf? I am."
Show 205: Tim’s wedding gift for Taylor and Travis. Walt signs up for a clinical trial. And hygiene in the Old West. THEN: Gawking at overly large objects. A breakfast drink that keeps coming back. Too much Yeti. What (not) to do th...
"Keeping her ta-tas and hoo-ha to a PG-13 rating."
Show 204: An unusual funeral home basement. The guys dream of being the new Charlie’s Angels. What they did on the 4th. Alligators. Putt-putt golf. Weatherman shaming. Tim’s newest one-man show. THEN: A stripper in a bikini. A 70s f...
"Nazis always have wavy haircuts."
Show 203: Jim stabs himself. The 250th. World Cup fans drink Miami dry. Washington wasn’t our first president. 1776, the Musical (with women!). Little Nazis say the cutest things. And the Scotts invent golf.THEN: Custom made condoms. On ...
"You can see one ball peeking out"
Show 202: 900-year-old Methuselah and his 20-something wife. Jelly Roll’s divorce. Walt slices his thumb, but Jim’s toenail grows back! Rugby players amputate their fingers. And the Callback Dog… is back! THEN: Backstage at a church...
"Hey Yeshua!" Where's a great place to get deli?"
Show 201: The pod takes a weird, religious format shift… or does it? YouTube movies. Jim wishes he had a laundry chute. Milldew in a spray. Tim teaches Latin (and penmanship). There’s a robin’s nest blocking Walt’s front door. The truth about T...
"It's a va-jay-jay day!"
It’s our 200th show…!! Whoo!! Hoo!! Right? Yeah, okay. Tim tells us what Ireland is like. The end of Schlitz. Marilyn Monroe. Hockey. Waffles in the mail.Then a deadly amusement park. Trudy predicts your horoscope. The Emergency Podcast ...
"If you want to eat your teammates, you go for it."
Show 199: Tim looks forward to his trip to Ireland. The joy of gruel. The pros and cons of cannibalism. And robot monks.Plus: mixed-matched cops—a winning TV formula. A 70s rock and roller cashes-in. A new character named Mr. Character. ...
"You walk on the bones of my ancestors."
In a bit called Fowl Memories Dave, Jim, Tim, and Walt improv memories of that time Duck Logic formed an Emo band. Or did they? It’s hard to tell, their memories aren’t what they used to be.Then, the guys complain about that PBS genealog...
"Sweat is the peoples' choice for lubrication."
Show 198: The hantavirus. Big Chicago rats. Southern rodent hunters. A talking 'possum. 1960s westerns. Out of shape superheroes. The Met Gala. And a wrestling sloth. THEN: A sweaty bar for summer. Furniture for not sitting on. Needless investi...
"I don't know what I'm doing right now."
Episode 197: Walt finds his dad’s porn movie stash. Jim, too. Frisbee golf. Boomerang nerds. Weird sports. The guys get their own “walk-on music.” Walt explains the Terrible Twos. Then: cigs with something extra. Fun at theater camp. In praise ...
"Can you catch your own worm?"
Episode 196: Jim disposes of a dead cat. Walter’s dog dies. The dead old lady on the living room floor. Tim learns to “sidle.” Cinco de Mayo drink specials. And a one-eyed yoga guy. Then kid surgeons. Kooties. Chickens that go both ways. A one-...
"They're cooling their testicles."
Episode 195: Jim deals with a squirrel. The nastiness of nature. The guys discover “splooting.” Cereal commercials. The Rock. Pooping at the all-you-can-eat buffet to “make more room.” Kids hiding in walls. Chicago steak joints. And Dave Matthe...
"People can't afford hitmen anymore."
Episode 194: Hitler gets his driver’s license. Phlegm. Hitmen. And Tim eats moldy food. Then: party in sad bars. Make Your Kids Suffer at Your Job day. Humidity. Shoddy builders. Strange thoughts from Tim. And painfully soft toilet paper. Plus,...
Ooops! All Talking! #14: "A half naked lady with clown makeup on."
FIRST: Jim does some wacky visual jokes on an audio-only podcast. The guys congratulate Dave on yet another “D-Day” or “Dave Day” mulling over various famous Dave’s and the need to start a concert in support of Dave’s: Dave-aid. Then the...
Ooops! All Talking! #13: "Once it gets onto your chest, it won't let go."
FIRST: Jim tells Tim, Dave, and Walt that the famous Chicago Rat Hole (an indentation of a rodent pushed into sidewalk cement) had been filled in!! Tim opens our eyes to the oppression squirrels go through. Walt tells the guys about his ...
Ooops! All Talking! #12: "We're going to throw apples at their heads."
FIRST:Dave, Jim, Tim, and Walt explain how the group got its name: “Duck Logic” and Dave talks about the evolution of the duck of their logo. Then Jim abruptly changes the subject to the manly bag he bought online that turned out ...
Ooops! All Talking #11: "The monkey... what was he peeing into?"
FIRST:Did you know that bears plug up their butts to prepare for hibernation? Walt explains it all to Dave, Tim, and Jim. They go on to “explore” all sorts of bear, butt, and plug possibilities!THEN: The ...
Ooops! All Talking #10: "Toothbrush. Flip-Flops. Shiv..."
FIRST:Jim gets spammed with politically incorrect jokes. Naked old men at the gym. Prison myths. And we find out Jim used to call his penis Captain B.B. THEN: In honor of St. Paddy's Day, Tim, Jim, a...
Ooops! All Talking #9: "Evil has gotten a bad name."
FIRST:Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt discuss evil lairs, and ones for the good guys. Goldfinger. Dr. No. The Kingsmen had cool, undergrown headquarters. But who designs them? What would the Indeed listing look like to get a job in one? ...
Ooops! All Talking #8: "There's nothing funny about a topless woman."
FIRST:Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt totally improvise their memories of that time they may or may not have played gigs in Ft. Lauderdale during spring break. It’s hazy. It might have happened. Or not. They may’ve remembered it wrong.
193: "Billy, put that back in the toilet."
TALK: It’s Ash Wednesday and Jim tells us about a priest giving out ashes at the train station. Tim has a real issue with the make-a-heart hand gesture. Obscene gestures around the world. Tim’s Narnia adventures. Keeping your clothes in ...
