Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More
Podcast-y talk like you'd expect with a little something extra--- comedy sketches, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic!! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.
Episodes
199 episodes
Ooops! All talking: "Every kid wanted sausage."
Pulled from the DLCHH archives: the guys remember that one summer they started a theater camp for kids. Or did they? It’s foggy. Maybe they got one or two of the details wrong. Maybe all of them?Then in the second segment the guys drink ...
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Season 9
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18:49
181: "I smell like comedy."
Frats without liquor. The good ol’ days of smoking. Jim almost burns down a forest. The penny’s last days. Truth about pilgrims. And Tim’s mic trouble. Then sketches: Horoscope for stud muffins. The first Thanksgiving, probably. Lou...
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Season 9
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Episode 181
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27:31
180: "You been to a lot of orgies?"
Walt’s dad’s porn books. A.I. country music. The upside of participation trophies. Then sketches: Stupidity. An explosive new bath soap. Mr. Analogy. And pumpkin spice in EVERYTHING. Plus, more…
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Season 9
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Episode 180
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28:16
179: "It isn't cheating unless you get caught."
Tim love for Veteran’s Day. War movies. Jim’s toenail update. And Walter’s drunken bachelor party with his dad. Then: Hollywood’s oldest toddler. The upside of infidelity. A really, really nice talk show. Plus more!
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Season 9
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Episode 179
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29:59
178: "They called me Carrot Head."
Tim thought The Black Phone was cute. Hair transplant fails. Getting your dog drunk. And that time they rubbed radium on Walt’s head.PLUS: Bras have a birthday. Custom condoms. Military movie posers. And what’s happening at the Mall.
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Season 9
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Episode 178
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28:59
177: "See what your taint's been up to."
Self defense with a banana. Something gross fell off Jim. Walt's over-amorous family dog. And an A.I. search engine suggests new names for the pod.Then: a sale on Halloween delinquent supplies. An unexpected hitchhiker. A conversation wi...
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Season 9
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Episode 177
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29:18
176: "I'd let her check my pH."
Climbing Mt Everest ain’t what it used to be. Bill Belichick’s new squeeze. Jim cleans his place for the TV guys. Walt’s one day job as a baby photographer.THEN: Halloween bargains. Fall fun at a strawberry farm. Breakfast for dinner. An...
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Season 9
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Episode 176
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28:05
175: "A 20,000-year-old porta potty."
We are back!! Whoo! Hoo! We took a little break but now we’re back at it this week. We talk about the surgeries we got while we were out, a weekend by the lake, and Jim’s new on-line Master's degree. Then Tim recounts his rearend’s run-in with ...
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Season 9
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Episode 175
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29:17
Oops! All talking #6: "My grandfather's got pigs."
Yeah, we know… We’re still kickin’ back. One last replay show. Promise. This one has Jim telling us how he tried to make gun powder when he was a kid (and failed). Then an Olympic skier gets frostbite on his weewee!
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Season 8
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15:55
Oops! All talking #5: "There's a raccoon in my beard!"
In this week’s flashback, the Duck Logic guys talk about the start of the all-body, “butt deodorant” craze and how Walter swam naked in high school gym class. Then Jim wears googly eyes and we talk about Bob Dylan.
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Season 8
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17:47
Oops! All talking #4: "Go for the ribs!"
We’re still on break, sorry. Just gettin’ back from 3 days of fresh air, liquor, and videos games…You? You get a flashback to the show where we improvised a fuzzy memory of the children’s TV show we did (or didn’t do) in a “Fowl Memory” ...
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Season 8
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19:13
Oops! All talking #3: "I think something's growing in your brain."
The guys are taking a break so they’re sending along a few “best of” talkie bits from previous shows for your enjoyment.Walt tells us about his “meat detective” dream. Then they remember the musical they did (or didn’t do) based on their...
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Season 8
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18:59
Oops! All talking #2: "Jesus was the original Long John Silver."
Okay, we seriously needed a break so we’re dropping a “best of” from the archives---That time we uncovered the truth behind Amelia Earhart’s disappearance and how there was someone with her on the plane! That time we did a show with a yo...
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Season 8
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17:00
Oops! All talking #1: “You don’t want a bent carrot following you.”
The Duck Logic guys are taking a much-needed break but didn’t wanna leave their loyal listeners hangin’, so here’s a little replay from the archives---That time they talked about the pharma commercial with a cure for “crooked carrot” dis...
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Season 8
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17:05
174: "The traditional William Shatner film festival."
TALK: Living in an empty Hobby Lobby. A used pornography store. Betty Page. Elvis movies for the 21st century. And we question Jim’s “friendship” with the kids in his neighborhood.SKETCHES: Canadian Labor Day. Larry David m...
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Season 8
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Episode 174
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25:53
173: "I fed a banana to a goose."
TALK: Crappy movie previews. “Poop coffee.” A zoo in Demark that’ll feed your pets to their lions. Farting at Veggie Fest. And Jim tells us about his best moment.SKETCHES: Not-so-monster trucks. Franz Kafta’s bucket li...
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Season 8
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Episode 173
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27:20
172: "There's no telling where my penis will end up."
TALK: Billy Jack, Kung Fu, Oddjob, Pale Rider, Buford Pusser. And Lollapalooza. SKETCHES: Pajamas. Dudes in college. A hairbrush that works underwater. Flying Bad Boys.
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Season 8
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Episode 172
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27:02
171: "That's exactly how roast beef sounds."
TALK: Our Last Supper musical. Ozzy’s funeral. Food touching. Chicago diners. Mohicans. And Billy Joel’s drinking, um, issues. SKETCHES: Side Tracker, a detective who can't stay on task. The elephant in the room. ...
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Season 8
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Episode 171
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25:55
170: "We were getting along but we changed our mind."
The guys talk about Walt’s new haircut. Ozzy, of course. Old geezer musical acts. Judgmental state fairs. And comedians lip-syncing jokes.THEN sketches: Limericks from Pipefitters Union 597. Mini memorabilia. And an audio art project.
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Season 8
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Episode 170
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27:01
169: "I had a music teacher named Mr. Fluff."
TALK: Shopping on the cheap. Defective foods. The passing of a stand-up we knew. Way too alternative bands. Roller rink tunes. And the tiny civilization that lives under a theater stage.SKETCHES: Tales from the last tollbooth attendant. ...
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Season 8
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Episode 169
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27:39
168: "The ass-less chaps were a nice touch."
Talk: Jurassic Park sequels. The joy of scooterboards. The violence of The Honeymooners. Old TV war shows. Spinoff podcasts like: shirts vs. screwdrivers.Sketches: Disinterested theater productions. Incoherent political shows. Suburban b...
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Season 8
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Episode 168
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26:00
167: "They're like furries but with pigeons."
The guys talk about A.I. rock bands, A.I. commercials, and A.I. manifestos. Plus, crop dusting (the smelly kind), Jayne Mansfield, mac and cheese gummies, and Tim has mic trouble.Then sketches… Poetic tributes to Benny Hill, notes from W...
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Season 8
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Episode 167
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29:41
166: "As long as the bat wears a teeny, tiny condom."
Insects in basements. Bats in toilets. Laser scopes. Really bad movies. Watching the neighbor’s TV.Then: the truth about the constitution, jacked up mid-summer sale prices, a fool’s errand. Plus, more.
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Season 8
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Episode 166
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25:59
165: "Their poop is very nutritious."
The Duck Logic guys talk about worm farmers, competitive kite flying, grocery stores on wheels, and the children’s show Diver Dan.Then: rhetorical questions, mushy cigarettes, a needless health class film, and a must-have unless kitchen ...
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Season 8
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Episode 165
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28:44
164: "It's starting to look like a drug den."
This week, the conversation is about drug dens, how there used to be stereos, welding, shop class mishaps, Ferris Bueller and the joys of southern Illinois. Then: sketches about a sale on matzas and the Shroud of Turin. Pajamas. Wel...
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Season 8
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Episode 164
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27:15