Ivan, according to critics, has the comedy timing of Eyeore from Winnie the Pooh and the charm of fencepost creosote. His hobbies are vintage toy collecting, Astronomy, and camping. Yep, three things that help him in no way to be a better podcaster. 
Ivan is married and has three children, two of which have defriended and blocked him on all social media, with the third that is sure to follow suit as soon as he is old enough read and create accounts. 
Speaking of social media, Ivan is also somewhat of a social justice warrior. He  championed the "All  Ginger Bearded Men Matter" movement in 2018.  This was a disaster however as he never found  any evidence whatsoever of harm or discrimination of against ginger bearded men by any group.

Joe is a husband, father and musician- and although he's failed fantastically at all those endeavors, a few years ago he decided to add podcasting to that list. 
In Joe's leisure time, he enjoys looking out the window and trying to guess what color the next car passing by will be. He also has a wife and two children who are collectively embarrassed by his presence. Oh, and he loves Buddy Holly. 

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The Auxillary Writing Staff