Oh, yes, Twit #2 is in a tizzy!! A real tizzy. And Twit #1 isn't helping at all! A Twit tizzy isn't pretty...What to do?Well, Mark has finally arrived and maybe he can help straighten it out! Enjoy a song whil...

Mark arrives early and unlocks the office door. (We didn't know he had a key!) Then, it's all about imagination and the sense of humor. Finally, Mark wants to talk about singing again - how can we change the subject??!

YOGA!  can you believe it? Twit #2 has "enrolled" in a yoga class - and that has really "rolled" some eyes...especially those of Twit #1 and the Twits' perennial guest...Mark Twain. To change the subject, Mark waxes on about am...

We waited and we waited and we waited...but, finally Mark Twain showed up again and, after our first season of 20 episodes, he was rip-roarin' and ready to go on and join us for Season Two of the Two Twits & Twain podcast! In t...

Mark Twain wasn’t around for some of our most useful later inventions. Let’s see what he makes out of some of them. If he gets out of hand, we’ll put a zipper on that loquacious mouth of his…!

Mark and the Two Twits try to be serious...but they just can't quite pull it off! There's always a little fun and a little music and this episode, the penultimate episode of Season One, will not disappoint on that score. Get ready for some Mark...

Well it's not exactly what you think...but our friend Arnold has something to cherish from the Two Twits, and Mark, of course... have a listen to 12 minutes of Twit-tiness.

In this little post-Easter podcast, Mark Twain gives us a lesson in the four food groups.  One we won’t soon forget!!

The Twits and Mark Twain talk Fashion...and, of course, Saint Patrick's Day! 

Here is the big day, all you lovers!Mark joins the Two Twits to discuss the origins of Saint Valentine's day, to listen to a little music, and babble  about  the usual inconsequential subjects!  Enjoy!The Twits (an...

We were in the process of putting together a different Episode 14, when we realized that this would be aired shortly before a holiday…Christmas!  So…with a bit of Christmas nostalgia, along with a bit of humor…as well as some atrocious ...

Since it’s our 13th (Lucky) episode, Mark took it upon himself to set the tone…and it appears the sound is coming from the doldrums!  And then, we climb out of it from listening to a portion of Chopin’s Funeral March to “Barbara Ann!”&n...

Episode 12 starts with a language lesson that goes awry.  If you’re French, you might want to close your ears for a few seconds!   We also have some unexpected German accents!  And then some revealing…and quite interesting storie...

Episode 11 begins with what could be termed a pretty Twitty absence.  That is to say…one of our Twits wasn’t here!…at least for a while!   There’s also a major displacement…an international incident…accompanied by broken glass,&nbs...

This tenth episode of TT&T is a milestone of sorts, you know, 10th anniversary, 10th birthday and so forth, and as such we’ll try to redeem our last episode where we entered the realm of seriousness for a moment. That’s not who we are…and n...

We had intended to do something completely different from what’s actually going to occur today.  We’re gonna DEVIATE!  Now, that doesn’t mean we’re “deviants” …(unless you ask Doc’s parole officer…), but we were so inspired by what...

In this episode # 8, we’ll delve a bit deeper into something all three of us have… not only an interest in, but a passion for.  And…no it has nothing to do with mermaids..!  

A drowsy Twit attempts to tell a joke in Episode number 7 – to mixed acclaim.  Guess we’ll leave that part to Mark…but then, he’s known for Humor…not jokes… thoughts prevail about mermaids, miracles, and exciting travel stories.

In this Episode, number 6, both Clark and Doc reveal some well kept secrets about their introduction to the electronic and computer age!  Believe it or not, Mark also chimes in…and makes some astounding comments. We also have our first win...

Episode 5 of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “As He Lives and Breathes,” allows Mark to show us how Luciano Pavarotti instructs him on how to breathe, as well as some of his recommended warmups.  Then Luciano demonstrates with a “SONG!”&n...

Episode 4 of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “The Hand Basket...and...Some Cool Music,” reveals a special talent of one of the “Twits”…to the enjoyment of all! And a funny story about a “Bold” Nun.  Time to listen…

Episode three of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Mark, the ‘Card Shark’,” has Mr. Twain talking about playing cards with some surprising characters up there…er...wherever he is. Also, why the heck did we call this podcast Two Twits and Twain?...

Two Twits & TwainPodcastAnd now. for the second episode of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Doc, Doo-wop, and the Banjo Man.”Mark Twain and a Banjo Man? What's that all about! The Twits have uncovered something ...

Brace yourselves. There is a rumor that Mark Twain himself has reincarnated - at least in the studios of Two Twits and Twain. Are the rumors of his appearance just as errant as once were the rumors of his death?? Tune in to find out!

The first episode of Two Twits and Twain, entitled “Ne’er the Twain Shall Meet,” is about to commence.Brace yourselves. There is a rumor that Mark Twain himself has reincarnated - at least in the studios of Two Twits and Twain!...