Catford 6699
After 40 years of marriage Mum and Dad divorced. Mum was left holding the baby (Joanie, 40) while Dad set up an award-winning cattery with his new love. Despite this, Mum and Dad speak on the phone every day. They have unresolved issues. Can they resolve them on Catford 6699?
Episodes
34 episodes
Architecture
Dad wants to do a grand design. Mum discusses Doric, Ionic and Corinthian columns.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie Aldington
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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4:35
Opera
Dad wants to be an Opera singer. Mum discusses the discipline it takes to be a star and the plot of Aida and the Magic Flute. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charl...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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3:49
Exercise
Dad wants to get fit and wonders if Jim can help him. Mum explains the downward dog.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington.Cast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie Aldington
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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4:01
Olympics
Dad wants to enter the Olympics. Mum explains its Greek origins of naked men covered in olive oil chasing a burning torch.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……An...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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4:52
Branding
Dad wants to be an Influencer with his own unique brand. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editin...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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3:45
Rock and Roll
Dad wants to be a rock star and smash up hotel rooms. Mum tells him you have to have talent and looks, like Bon Bon Jovi and Lizzy Pop. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Char...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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4:45
Politics
Dad explains his housing policy and Mum wants to "level up" Deptford Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction an...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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4:16
Paranormal
Dad wonders if the paranormal is similar to paragliding. Mum explains what poultrygeists do.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie Aldington
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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4:27
Astrology
Mum believes her future is in the stars. Dad wonders if his horoscope will predict a lottery win. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Anni...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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4:49
Philosophy
Mum explains how the great early thinkers laid the foundations of modern-day society.Dad wonders if he can be a philosopher part time and what the hours are.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: <...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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4:49
Antiquity
Mum says she is an authority on ancient civilisations . Dad wants to take his teapot to the Antiques Roadshow.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie Aldingto...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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5:13
Sociology
Mum explains her theory of social categorisation to Dad who's thinking of becoming a sociologist.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie Aldington<...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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3:43
Literature
Dad wants to read a book without pictures in it. Mum advises classic romantic fiction.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProdu...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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3:48
Japan
Mum explains the Japanese tea ceremony procedure. Dad wants to be a Sumo wrestler.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProductio...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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4:04
Gun Control
Mum fancies cowboys and explains how the West was won. Dad thinks he'd make a good sniperWritten by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie Aldington<...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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4:41
Tennis
Mum explains the history of tennis to Dad and how the French used to use baguettes as racquets. Dad wants to be a ball boy to meet Venus Williams. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad……....
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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4:06
Artificial Intelligence
Dad wonders where he can buy artificial intelligence to help him with the pub quiz. Mum thinks her brain will be cloned for her specialist knowledge of Aidan Turner.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast:...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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4:57
Social Media
Mum creates a specialist Facebook group for Aidan Turner fans. Dad wants to boost his social media presence to meet Naomi Campbell.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles Armstrong<...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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5:02
Archeology
Mum explains the cultural significance of discovering ancient artefacts. Dad wonders if he could flog them on Ebay. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Ann...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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4:58
War
Mum imagines herself as Boudicca and Dad wonders if Hitler would have taken over the Catford Palais if he'd won World War 2Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles Armstrong
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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4:57
Cooking
Mum and Dad discuss what their last meals would be if they were about to get their heads chopped off.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonP...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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5:45
Fashion
Dad plans to design a clothes range for his cats.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph Degnan...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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6:44
Solar System
Dad and Mum discuss Astronomy. Dad wants to go into Space and run a circus. Mum wants to go to Cornwall and stalk Aiden Turner. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles Arms...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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6:12