Ho-ho-ho! Elmer has returned just in time to unwrap some moldy presents. Presented for your jolly enjoyment is H.P. Lovecraft's "The Festival". Horrid Holidays to all and to all a ghoulish night!

Happy Hallowe'en to the members of the Semi-Gelatinous Literary Society. Check those candy apples for razor blades and gather 'round the old campfire as Elmer recites  a spooky sonnet for your Halloween treat. 

Hello Boils and Ghouls! We have special treat for you on this Friday the 13th. Grab a bone to gnaw on and settle in for a truly terrible tale, read to you by your old pal Elmer.

He's baaaaack! Elmer returns with a freshly exhumed terrible tale. Join us for the Statement of Randolph Carter. Strap on your headphones and just BEAT IT!

Happy Hallowe'en, creeps! Ol' Elmer has a special treat for all you tricksters. Grab your favorite candy and settle in as Elmer reads you Edgar Allan Poe's immortal poem, The Raven.