Ho-ho-ho! Elmer has returned just in time to unwrap some moldy presents. Presented for your jolly enjoyment is H.P. Lovecraft's "The Festival". Horrid Holidays to all and to all a ghoulish night!

Happy Hallowe'en to the members of the Semi-Gelatinous Literary Society. Check those candy apples for razor blades and gather 'round the old campfire as Elmer recites  a spooky sonnet for your Halloween treat. 

Hello Boils and Ghouls! We have special treat for you on this Friday the 13th. Grab a bone to gnaw on and settle in for a truly terrible tale, read to you by your old pal Elmer.

He's baaaaack! Elmer returns with a freshly exhumed terrible tale. Join us for the Statement of Randolph Carter. Strap on your headphones and just BEAT IT!

Happy Hallowe'en, creeps! Ol' Elmer has a special treat for all you tricksters. Grab your favorite candy and settle in as Elmer reads you Edgar Allan Poe's immortal poem, The Raven. 

Grab your headphones, crank up the volume and tune in for the Night Wire. But... BEWARE THE FOG!

Grab your milk 'n' cookies and join Elmer for a night in a haunted house... if you dare!

Dive back into the unknown abyss for part 2 of H.P. Lovecraft's The Temple. Watch out for wayward dolphins!

Grab your flippers and join Elmer for a dive into H.P. Lovecraft's "The Temple." This is part 1 of a 2 episode series. 

Elmer says, "Remember kiddies... don't play with dead things!"