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Junk Connoisseurs
Episodes
76 episodes
Ep. 74 "Hilarifying, il Seguito"
Crab Walk, the Rammstein Turn Signal, and another Hilarious, Terrifying subject. We also spend a bunch of time talking about Camrys, Outlanders, and Altimas.https://discord.gg/cFbqx4nd
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Ep. 73 "The first rule of podcasting..."
Wacky project finds, fun with "The Gumball Rally" and discussion of a good, old, weird model. Discord
Ep. 72 "You Down with U-P-P?"
We discuss sketchy title situations, string-trimmer drive trains, and platforms that are "pants-shittingly hilarious."Discord: https://discord.gg/W7AQreyr
Ep. 71 Slapping and Tazing in the Pentalty Box
We try to get Alan to understand FCC regulations. Ranking system for listeners. Alan appropriates German automotive safety systems engineer culture. We discuss the car that very well may become our mascot.Join our Discord: htt...
Ep. 70 Utter Redeckery or Resourcefullness...Formula Baltic
Something about our editorial staff. We discuss the one movie Tom Hanks is known for.https://discord.gg/u2uKRj8r
Ep. 69 Like Sands Through the Gearbox...
We're back with even MORE Bruce Dern content! A brief summary of what you can buy new with a manual transmission and a little bit about soap operas.https://discord.gg/hV4bXz7U
Ep. 68 The Destin Whir.
Subaru things for Alan (maybe-but-not-really), early passive restraint systems, Alex falls asleep momentarily, the oft-forgotten Dodge half-brother, Alex remembers a good rant from a previous episode and Jordan's second car (not his fifth car)
Ep. 67 "George Jetson's Car?"
The one where Alan gets cancelled by the LARP communityJoin us on our discord!https://discord.gg/ZmMWFwZq
Ep. 66 The Safe Word is Whiskey
We imagine the plane crash in which Alan dies.. Also...You guys, the bathroom here is nuts. https://youtu.be/TbaBoWQSGak?si=3zpdrxeZnwS4JgxF Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/fAHSDvrY
Ep. 65 The Leviathan Alternative
I bet no other podcast in 2025 gives Bruce Dern this much air time
Ep. 64 Molybdenum
Even though we're famously a PT Cruiser content show, we spend more time talking about molybdenum than any previous episode.
Ep. 63 Dime Store Allante
The car so sad it sets itself on fire."There was at on point an active club for these. The website is dead and I think that it is because all the members are dead."
Ep. 62 The Aspirational A Minus
Crossing the gout line...this week's subject was THE car for its time.
Ep. 61 We'll Get To That
Movie reviews and investment tips from the Barn Full Of Fairmonts. The subject of tonight's conversation is weird and cool...Jordan's brand
EP. 60 Alan's Fever Dream
We start out talking about naps and car chase movies. It goes down hill from there.
Ep. 59 Almost As Good As A Godzilla Movie
Alex shows off his mastery of geometry. A warning to our listeners: This episode does acknowledge and/or suggest that there may be a negative stereotype of Corvette owners.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZP...
Ep. 58 Dorky Hipsters Like It
A discussion of the vehicle born of 40% innovation. Jordan calls Alan a dorky hipster and he can't be bothered to argue.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
Ep. 57 The conservative, helium-heavy investment portfolio enables us to buy blimps
Nissan Plane vs. Subaru Helicopter vs. Mitsubishi Blimp. The one where Alan acknowledges he doesn't have enough money yet to buy respect.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
Ep. 56 Of Marpos and Chyrslers
Old man rants. Alan objectifies back humps.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
Ep. 55 Hybrids and Diesels and Sports Cars, Oh My!
The opposite of a concise conversation about a particular vehicle. We learn about the concept "No Drama, no good"Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
Ep. 54 All the Bells Went "Clink"
And so it has come to this... Another episode where we persevere through technical difficulties. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
Ep. 53 Schrödinger's Car
BDR Update: Bad Decisions make for great storiesJoin our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
Ep. 52 Hank Hill's Limousine
Alex wants to be a baby boomer and Alan uses a Gene Autry song as a metaphor for death. We finally start to embrace our podcast famousity.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W