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Junk Connoisseurs
Three friends, Alex, Alan, and Jordan, talk about a car each episode that is interesting or unique in some way. Not always in good ways though! We keep it on the junky end of the spectrum.
Episodes
61 episodes
Ep. 59 Almost As Good As A Godzilla Movie
Alex shows off his mastery of geometry. A warning to our listeners: This episode does acknowledge and/or suggest that there may be a negative stereotype of Corvette owners.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZP...
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Ep. 58 Dorky Hipsters Like It
A discussion of the vehicle born of 40% innovation. Jordan calls Alan a dorky hipster and he can't be bothered to argue.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
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Ep. 57 The conservative, helium-heavy investment portfolio enables us to buy blimps
Nissan Plane vs. Subaru Helicopter vs. Mitsubishi Blimp. The one where Alan acknowledges he doesn't have enough money yet to buy respect.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
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Episode 57
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Ep. 56 Of Marpos and Chyrslers
Old man rants. Alan objectifies back humps.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
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Episode 56
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Ep. 55 Hybrids and Diesels and Sports Cars, Oh My!
The opposite of a concise conversation about a particular vehicle. We learn about the concept "No Drama, no good"Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
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Ep. 54 All the Bells Went "Clink"
And so it has come to this... Another episode where we persevere through technical difficulties. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
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Ep. 53 Schrödinger's Car
BDR Update: Bad Decisions make for great storiesJoin our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
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Ep. 52 Hank Hill's Limousine
Alex wants to be a baby boomer and Alan uses a Gene Autry song as a metaphor for death. We finally start to embrace our podcast famousity.Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
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Ep. 51 Suicide Shocks
Brought to you by: multimeters. Link to the song we talked about during this episode: https://youtu.be/E4Gr5lIdykE?si=BwD2WyIyO6cS3zYUJoin our Discord: https://discord.gg/6pzZPT4W
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Ep. 50 High School Talent Show
Electronics repair and practice kids
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Ep. 49 Movie Ratings and Dead Brands
Jordan calls Alan a nerd. Alan takes exception for a millisecond.
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Episode 49
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Ep. 48 Like Driving On Top Of A Creme Brulee
Hell cars and the lugnut cabal.
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Ep. 47 Big Avanti Energy
We invent our own spec class for road shenanigans.
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Ep. 46 Like a Flan in a Cupboard
We are, evidently, huge proponents of minivans. You heard it here first...20 years ago. Bronies were involved.
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Ep. 44 The B29 Episode
A perfectly normal episode with NO deviations from our typical format, whatsoever.
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Ep. 42 Undue Diligence
Sarcastic commuter car advice, moose design criteria, Cast iron toddlers, and we revisit the tow capacity of a Chevette. Contains references to "Futurama," "Parks and Recreation" and "New Girl."
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Ep. 41 Alan's Deathbed Car
Aerosol EyeClean product development, Cars build from chamoises, Low Bar Cars, monogrammed lab coats, brother-in-law meet-cutes, and music videos. Contains references to "Austin Powers," "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy," and ...
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Ep. 40 We're Here For The Free Association And Beer
Beer that sounds like it's for kids, Gas Station Cuisine, and great, terrible car movies. Contains references to "The Simpsons," "Futurama," and "Parks and Recreation"
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Ep. 39 The Las Vegas Traveler Guide episode
The one where we spend more time than you'd expect discussing bank robberies and a car that can be outrun by a Hyundai Sonata.
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Ep. 38 From The Island of Misfit Toys
Barncasting from the Meantree Rust and Manure Generation Facility we talk about recycling catalytic converters, Iron Dukes, conflicting information on the internet, and more!
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Ep. 37 Why Are There No Teeth On This Ring Gear Anymore?
Podcasting from the past, we represent ourselves in court while having a manic episode.FacebookInstagram
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