This week's theme is thirty, flirty and thriving (partly in honor of the 15 year anniversary of the seminal classic: 13 going on 30) but mostly in honor of our 30th episode! Andrea is still riding that Tottenham Champions League semifinalist high, while Steven was merely entertained. In honor of Easter, He is Risen, and by He, we mean the Holy Ghost: Janssen. The Wankers do some good old full kit snitching, including calling out Copa90 on some less than stellar behavior, before they move onto Champions League glory, the EPL title race, and how they're incredibly behind as far as MLS goes (sorry Muyl baby we still love you). It's the year of the woman, and NWSL is giving us all the goals and feels, plus we're less than 50 days away from the Women's World Cup! And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.