Blessed with a summer of tournaments, the Wankers have kept busy watching footy all day. It's the summer transfer window, so you know the rumors are rampant (1:35), but the main event for the FKWs is of course the Women's World Cup (6:20) where Andrea and Steven do a deep dive on last week's knockout round, including the much anticipated USWNT vs. France quarterfinal that had everyone collectively holding their breath. Out of obligation, Steven and Andrea cover the Gold Cup (22:25), in particular the USMNT's upcoming quarterfinal against Curaçao before they head to the most depressing Cup of the summer, the Copa America (25:55) and much to the wankers' chagrin, Colombia's elimination on penalties. They dabble in some MLS and NWSL updates before complaining about the heat and ultimately signing off until next week! Remember, you've got subs if you need 'em.