It’s the last time you’ll hear Andrea mispronounce names in 2018! For this special, the wankers are joined by Harsh Mall, die hard Manchester United fan, and attendee of the World Cup final 2018. Just because it’s the holidays, doesn’t mean there isn’t gossip, and between the January transfer window, and Memphis Depay’s new single, there’s much to discuss. Pulisic to Chelsea devastates, while Brisas opening two new franchises elates the crew. Andrea, Steven and Harsh all bemoan the racism in Serie A and the despicable behavior from the Afghan FA president towards his female players. Festive fixtures are still in full throttle, as the weekend’s matches brought all the drama. Tottenham lived a glorious 3 days in the title race before bottling to a hungry Wolverhampton team while Man City seem to have finally found their form after a slew of bad results and end up back in their rightful second place. Bobby “no look” Firmino destroyed Arsenal in minutes, will we get #Unaiout trending soon? N’golo Kante remains the most hardworking player around, while Pogba is positively freed if you go by his goal celebrations. After sufficient Premier League banter, the Wankers, Harsh, and honorary segment guest, Alex McWatt, all give their top footy moments of 2018. Happy New Year to all of our FKWs, stay tuned for 2019, and as always, you’ve got subs, if you need ‘em.