The Kids Are Sleep
The #1 podcast for parents who need a break.
Episodes
129 episodes
Merry F***ing Christmas
Jingle bells, Shannon fell, Sean got laid in bed. Oh what fun, it is to drive, your family away, hey! This week the Harveys are talking about some of the worst holiday brawls to deck the halls. Hopefully, you're in a good enou...
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1:03:45
Other People's Problems
Hang out with the Harvey's on the heels of Thanksgiving, as they break down one of the realest family dynamics convos yet . It's giving gaslighting. Then in the second half of the show they revisit everyone's favorite segment "Confessions of th...
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54:26
White Rabbit Christmas, It's Like A White Elephant Gift Exchange For People Who Don't Know What The F They're Talking About
The proud parents celebrate their son's 11th birthday with a huge bang. Sean get's all topsy turvy trying to explain his vast knowledge of Christmas traditions. Last, they play some more Talking Hearts while the lady band sings... You'll get it...
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1:01:10
Dry Humping The Second Half Of The Show
It's been a while since the Harveys just sat and shared some life updates so this episode they do just that. Then, they breakdown some drama they experienced with a toxic basketball momma. In the second half of the show, they get ba...
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1:01:49
Numb And Numb(er)
Shannon starts off the show by roasting her husband like only she can because if anyone else ever tried it she'd pummel them. Then, she gives her first hand account of a wild car accident she witnessed the other day. To close out the show, the ...
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1:05:28
RIP Grandpa Charlie
During an event filled weekend full of family and love we say goodbye to Sean's step dad and the kid's closest Grandfather. Then, we go from somber to playful as we play Talking Hearts and have good laugh to end a very long week.
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1:05:05
Scooter-Gate
A friend of the Harveys takes the phrase "break a leg" a little too literally, Shannon leaves Sean speechless with an announcement he never saw coming and the twosome play a new game called "What Do You Hear When I say...?".
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58:29
It Goes Down In The Dating App DM's
It's back to regularly scheduled programming as the couple quite literally pummels their way into the first week of school and sports but guess what?! They are thriving! They share a couple of funny stories and then in the second half of the sh...
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1:15:31
Where The Hell Is Colleen?!
Friend of the show Ashlie comes to town and gets in big trouble, the girls go crazy on a weekend full of 40th birthday parties and Sean and Shan dig deep into their DMs to bring back the greatest advice segment in the history of media, 'Dear Ha...
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53:07
Taking A Stand
The Harvey's discuss a controversial ad campaign, Sean gets a compliment and also maybe we're all failing at parenting this summer. Then the couple digs into the question of the week, "what's a hill you're willing to die on?".
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1:12:13
Divorce On The Water
The bikinis and the hoochie daddy shorts have returned with tales from the vacation of lifetime. So, grab a seat, pour a drink and get ready for some fun in the sun with your favorite podcasters.
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58:10
Golden Anniversary
Celebrate their golden anniversary with the Harveys as they toast to 13 years of marriage. The summer schedule is still packed to the gills and they're still saying yes to everything like Diddy at a baby oil convention. In the secon...
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1:03:27
Game On MFer
Grab onto your seats and place your bets because it's game night! In the first half of the show, Shannon vents about a real and relatable situation she's dealing with behind the scenes. In The second half of the show, the couple go head to head...
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54:20
Touché
They're back at it again at the number one podcast that wishes a Happy Father's Day to all the dad's out there that have the nerve to get sick on their kid's birthday and ruin everything for everyone. The Harveys finally get around to rev...
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1:24:32
Another Day Another Argument
As the Harvey's celebrate Rocky's 8th birthday, surprise surprise they get into an argument and it consumes the whole show. So grab your popcorn and strap in for a petty royal rumble that's just bound to produce some hot make-up sex after...
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38:24
Pillars Of The Cummunity
Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who've been in the gym all weekend watching their children play basketball and subsequently also watching adults who act like children fight over nonsense and are ruining youth sports and the o...
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1:05:44
Don't Get Me Wrong, But...
You begged for it like a naughty little Jezebel and we delivered, Confessions Of The Week is back and crazier than ever. But first, Sean checks his dad and Shannon get's a little loopy and Lincoln has his first crush. So pucker up and get ready...
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58:29
Thanks For All You Do
Welcome back to the number one podcast for moms who are the greatest and definitely need a break. Join the couple as they face off in an intense game of categories and they guarantee you cannot guess who the winner is because they still c...
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1:02:06
Confessions, Catamarans And Cat Bros
Let's get straight to it, the "Confessions Of The Week" are going to blow your socks off. Sean gives Shannon her flowers for a huge accomplishment and the Harveys learn a new word (which we're sure they're not going to use and abuse all t...
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1:06:28
I Scream You Scream We All Scream For ice Cream
Welcome back to the number one podcast for hosts who have officially run out of intro material and need a break. Sean kicks off the show by sharing a new development in his fitness journey that is sure to spark future conversations. ...
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46:09
Irrational Fears
Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who stuffed hundreds of eggs and stayed up way too late in order to make magic for their children on Easter and they're now gonna need a break. Catch up with the Harveys from this past we...
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1:00:11
Single Moms, Hoes And Housewives
Welcome back to the number one podcast for hosts who come up with different openings weekly and can't think of anything this week so they're def gonna need a break. The Harveys recap their weekend in the gym at their son, Lincoln's, first...
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1:02:52
The Catfish That Catfished A Catfish
Welcome back to the number one podcast for people that celebrate their birthday 2 months late. Shannon decided to surprise Sean with a redo for his birthday since he was sick as a dog in February. Then, in honor of their favorite li...
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