
The Kids Are Sleep
The #1 podcast for parents who need a break.
Episodes
115 episodes
Another Day Another Argument
As the Harvey's celebrate Rocky's 8th birthday, surprise surprise they get into an argument and it consumes the whole show. So grab your popcorn and strap in for a petty royal rumble that's just bound to produce some hot make-up sex after...
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38:24

Pillars Of The Cummunity
Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who've been in the gym all weekend watching their children play basketball and subsequently also watching adults who act like children fight over nonsense and are ruining youth sports and the o...
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1:05:44

Don't Get Me Wrong, But...
You begged for it like a naughty little Jezebel and we delivered, Confessions Of The Week is back and crazier than ever. But first, Sean checks his dad and Shannon get's a little loopy and Lincoln has his first crush. So pucker up and get ready...
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58:29

Thanks For All You Do
Welcome back to the number one podcast for moms who are the greatest and definitely need a break. Join the couple as they face off in an intense game of categories and they guarantee you cannot guess who the winner is because they still c...
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1:02:06

Confessions, Catamarans And Cat Bros
Let's get straight to it, the "Confessions Of The Week" are going to blow your socks off. Sean gives Shannon her flowers for a huge accomplishment and the Harveys learn a new word (which we're sure they're not going to use and abuse all t...
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1:06:28

I Scream You Scream We All Scream For ice Cream
Welcome back to the number one podcast for hosts who have officially run out of intro material and need a break. Sean kicks off the show by sharing a new development in his fitness journey that is sure to spark future conversations. ...
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46:09

Irrational Fears
Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who stuffed hundreds of eggs and stayed up way too late in order to make magic for their children on Easter and they're now gonna need a break. Catch up with the Harveys from this past we...
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1:00:11

Single Moms, Hoes And Housewives
Welcome back to the number one podcast for hosts who come up with different openings weekly and can't think of anything this week so they're def gonna need a break. The Harveys recap their weekend in the gym at their son, Lincoln's, first...
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1:02:52

The Catfish That Catfished A Catfish
Welcome back to the number one podcast for people that celebrate their birthday 2 months late. Shannon decided to surprise Sean with a redo for his birthday since he was sick as a dog in February. Then, in honor of their favorite li...
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1:06:47

If It Walks Like A Duck
Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who need a break from Spring Break. The couple jumps right into the show with some hang over topics and then in the second half of the show they read your "isms" for 'everything happens f...
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56:55

If You Would Only Stop Breathing
Welcome back to the number one podcast for bad bitches who where eye patches during the day and guess what, Shannon is bitches. The couple recaps recent events including a Target run and a random tootie tummy. They also try to play ...
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52:48

Canadian Rage
In this episode of the number one podcast that likes to make a different entrance every time it steps in the room, the Harveys make a big announcement about things to come. Shannon asks for the audience to rage with her and they willingly...
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58:16

Is That You I'm Smelling?
Welcome back the number one podcast for parents with short term memory loss. This week, fresh off a week of raging Shannon gets real about aging. Then, the show asks the question "what's something you said to someone to completely r...
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59:12

The Doctor's Back In The House
Welcome back to the number one podcast for couples who have been avoiding therapy and now that the doctors back, they're clearly gonna need a break. The kids are sleep and Dr RPM is back in the house. Join the couple for a quick in-...
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1:05:12

Google Me
Welcome back to the number one podcast for people who thought they lost it during the holidays, threw their backs out, got sick but are now BACK at it again in their brand new all white vans and feeling fire. The couple talks trash tv and has n...
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1:06:58

Shannon Has An Announcement
It's the 100th episode of The Kids Are Sleep podcast and Shannon is making some big changes for the next 100. Tune in to this can't miss episode as she spills the tea on what's to come.
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1:06:56

I have Feelings For My Child's Teacher... And I'm Married
Welcome to the number one podcast for parents that are little too sensitive and may snap at the drop of a hat. Shannon has a new favorite product she can't stop raving about and tries to get Sean on board with testing it out. Later,...
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1:05:09

Diva-Gate
Welcome back to the number one podcast for divas who ask their friends to switch rooms so they can have a king size bed and their own bathroom. For those of you who don't subscribe to Patreon, Sean and Shannon find themselves in some hot ...
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51:43

Big Back Snack Attack
Welcome back to the number one podcast for big backed listeners that have no shame in their game. Sean starts by throwing Shannon under the bus and riding over her. Keep listening though because the second half of the show will have...
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1:06:07

Big Back Activity
Welcome back to the number one podcast that's still trying to figure out who the main host is. Shannon shares some funny and typically clumsy stories from her latest trip to Utah. The Harvey's introduce a new segment that will quick...
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1:00:39

New Year Same Us
Happy New Year and welcome back to the number one podcast for people who are on the same BS this year that they were last year. The Harvey's recall their epic New Year's Eve and create a new tradition, the New Year's Day brunch. The...
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54:40

2024 Top Faves
Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who are in the thick of winter break and have no idea what time or day it is. The Harveys spend an entire hilarious episode with you recapping the best of the year. Cheers to the Ne...
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1:22:45

Kids From 1 to 92
Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who are making magic in more than one way this time of year and definitely need a break. The Harveys share a bit about what they're currently watching and a little about their holiday pla...
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