Holy gd dm fkn sht it's a Friday night episode coming in HOT! We talk about Nashville, the Musician's Hall of Fame, RPDP Holdings, Kid Rock, RC Cola, soil, Salesforce, Zambia, the CIA (allegedly), playing on stage, soil, "the vibe", selling gui...

Hooray! A Saturday morning cast destined to be an instant classic. We talk about smoking DMT, the question mark, punctuation in general, wine, togas, crunchberries, golf, British speakers, rat Viagra, the devil in the details, and dumb little k...

Sunday cast so you Monday morning mofos are gettin' it hot off the press. We talk about market manipulation, the intricacies of a detachable penis, Metal Matt's weird podcast shit timer, the black pill, a reminder that you choose your level of ...

We talk about Status Audio products, RIP Val Kilmer, Twin Peaks, racist protests, ninjas, marketing ideas, racist business terms, DEBUT THE #1 SINGLE "LEMONADE" BY SCROT ON RPDP RECORDS, animals fighting, watching your mouth, snack baskets, set...

We talk about Aberdeen WA, Martin Luther T., the band L7, Portugal, gabapentin, getting hurt, woo powers, dick kicker weeks, a visit to the mail bag, McPizza, Power Rangers, dick draggers, channel 99, vampires, Jupiter, the new world order, and...

Thursday night and the RPDP offices are going off! We talk about fupas, Bose products, Komodo dragons, dumb jokes, Jurassic 5, punctuation, the mail bag a.k.a. the only bag we're fkn getting lately, new fans, new segments, new aliens, new laws,...

The RPDP offices opened early Saturday morning for this one! We talk about praying for a decent week, getting fucked over by your job, the need to escape, shower farts, AM talk radio, we hit some listener emails, coffee, shower shits, "Clippit"...

Hooray, recording on the Lord's day like the good Christian podcast we are. We talk about Matt's perpetual hangover, satanists, how much shit sucks right now, Int'l Women's Day, the bummer of Brent Hinds leaving Mastodon, Hot Shots Basketball, ...

We talk about the history of Mountain Dew and its variants over the years, the Cincinnati Ferris Wheel, the Victoria's Secret model with Down Syndrome, driving etiquette, eating ass, the effect of BMI on possible volcano eruptions, the new Term...

It’s a 50th episode spectacular! We talk about recording your girlfriend, dad jokes, skinheads, girls with short hair, a reminder that Cochise definitely didn’t smoke weed (in case you forgot MATT), Twin Peaks, anti-perspirant, global warming, ...

We talk about Iranian women, Sega Genesis vs. PlayStation, getting chicks in a Subaru, what to do with shit, menudo, the Year of the Bag, the shroud of toga, Happy Meals, hypertrophy, the likely complicated legality of winking, bar games, fret ...

This evening we deal with more pesky RF noise ghosts and the theories have moved from gear-based to conspiratorial, we get all down on new technology, we reminisce about how TVs used to turn on right away, Mr. Rogers, we play a spirited game of...

Friday night in the RPDP HQ with Business Chise at the big desk and a mentally exhausted Metal Matt. We talk about condoms, crypto (email us if you’re sick of this, ya fucks!), Babushkas, sliced pickles, death by millions, spinners (the rims, n...

Another Friday night cast, another box of wine, another day at the RPDP offices. We talk about crypto, names for AI, animals, the main vein media, American Gladiators, anime vs. cartoons, shitty dates, that pesky red heifer, the C’s and the D’s...

A rare Friday night episode and (spoiler alert!) Metal Matt gets wine drunk. We talk about tucking your shirt in, podcast metrics with Matty, the RPDP Knowledge College, silver foxes, single chicks in bars, tribute bands vs. cover bands, gettin...

If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know. It’s a brand new year at the RPDP offices and we’re so fkn happy about it we don’t even mention it. We do, however, talk about doctorates, pen names, cigar tasting notes, Cuba, c...

Another fine day at the RPDP HQ. We talk about liquor taxes, grease, fast food, crypto corner with Cochise, Quitter’s Day, reindeer, bobber economics, Chise’s famous slop recipe, thoughts on nutrition (we know we can’t say “advice” because we’r...

We talk about fine art, the Chisenasty Tapes, Matt finished reading the Bandini Quartet, ingredient X in Miller Lite, dictators, Project Blue Beam, the gold bullet hole, the motion picture JAWS, triggers, rich people, steroids, not dating, and ...

We talk about Metallica, open-door dumping, that Cochise absolutely did not smoke weed, Jello puddin’, a very small segment of gear talk, boxers vs. briefs vs. togas, aliens, and of course Fear, News, & Weather at the top of the hour. ...

Episode 40 so be sure to get yourself a 40 and crack it when you hit play. We talk a lot about Post-it notes, accordion busses, and there’s some body noises that we apologize for or if you’re a weird ASMR freak send us money. Oh, and the intro ...

We talk about Cochise's exciting new gig, viewing yourself as a business, sniffing the piss stain, cereal, Metal Matt goes off about the Bandini Quartet and 19th century British writing vs. Mark Twain, open mic hijinks, and of course Fear, News...

Don't you fret, faithful listeners: it's a good one. We get into naming the first RPDP field correspondent, chicken soup and pop tarts, being haunted by shit, mustard, toast, Matt pitches "a day in the life" segment about 'Chise, 'Chise disagre...

Another Thursday night finds Metal Matt and Cochise tired as fuck but still on the air ‘cause we do this for y’all. Topics include riding the bus, Cochise’s super aggro voicemail greeting, pumping your own gas, honey wine, raising the rent, and...

Recorded on Halloween so we tried to talk about Halloween shit but ended up talking about world economics, that election thing (a little), outies, girl sizes, circle goatees, maybe some more about politics, work, and old skate videos. ...

We talk about Western Europe, the Revolutionary War, Metal Matt gets a rude awakening, pronouncing shit, getting thrown under the bus, armpit tarantulas, the bag, where British metal legends live, the band Robots of the Ancient World, chiroprac...