Happy not having to work Monday, whatever day it is! We talk about podcast reviews, corncrete, "gluten free", RoboDoc, Paul Verhoeven, sci-fi writers and modern technology, gas prices, how bad CA & WA suck, popped collars, shirt embroidery,...

Week off? All that means is you get an extra tasty crispy ep this week! We talk about Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh, The Australian Pink Floyd Show, beezees and peezees, healing power, rest in power Brent Hinds, hoggin' vs. hoggin', playing hurt...

Friday night lights in the RPDP Holdings back office! We talk about software updates, foodies, or "gourmets" as they used to be called, slapping people, rhinestone cowboys, tonic suits, the Pepsi challenge of suits, Monica Lewinsky 2025, the Ar...

First of all, a moment of silence for John "Ozzy" Osbourne. We talk about being wrong to girls, f*****g Brooke Hogan, three musketeers, nougat, Twizzlers vs. Red Vines, salient vs. cogent, frosted vs. unfrosted Pop Tarts, parrots, WNBA salaries...

Another day, another dollar from the front desk in the back office of RPDP Holdings. We talk about improvising, the Geto Boys, out-motherfuckering a motherfucker, finally welcome Scrot to the show, Limp Bizkit, the sun, wheelchairs, emasculatio...

It's a gala event! At last our 69th (wassup) episode! We talk about the brown-eyed cyclops, revisiting Death Magnetic, Mudvayne's album LD50, using big words, parrots, bird people, Admiral Byrd and Operation High Jump, words with hard consonant...

This is a big one! Longest RPDP ever! We talk about church, prime rib, expensive dinners, Caipirinhas, Brazilian steakhouses, PB&J's, weird erectile dysfunction meds, the Nintendo Power Glove, and THE MAIN EVENT: Metal Matt breaks down all ...

Saturday night rock and roll! We talk about parking spaces, threatening notes, broccoli heads, Saved By the Bell, Sears catalogs, Betty Knox sightings, Crowbar, the fine print, RPDP Legal and the big swinging you knows, Victoria's Secret custom...

Yeah we talk about a bunch of shit. Go listen to Black Sabbath and Mastodon.

And we’re back! We talk about big dogs, slack-key guitar, smoking weed and going to hell, smoking DMT and meeting elves, pineapples, swingers, church boners, Father’s Day, Hondas, auras, gongs, invisible poop, this no kings nonsense, ballpark h...

"This is what we've been waiting for, this is it boys, this is war!" (Name the song for two points.) Holy hell after no less than one year of badgering we did it. At long last the Immortal Nasty Pete joins Metal Matt and Cochise and hilarity en...

Happy Memorial Day to our esteemed listeners! We talk about shaking work off, g** p*** m***** doppelgangers, pretty vs sexy, suits, IPAs, edamame, the kiss and tell mindset, Mexican pizza, the brown Chakra, wipeedoos, Easy Bake Ovens, #staybles...

Another afternoon cast on the Lord’s day. We talk about separation of Church and RPDP, DOOM The Dark Ages, Mortal Kombat movies and shit, the ghetto pass, hot coffee, shoes, the RPDP Knowledge College, tariffs, aerosolized fresheners, partners ...

Holy hell it’s an unprecedented, full moon, occult after midnight recording! We are cooking with serious gas. We talk about midnight, Matt’s philosophy of “laziness, cheapness, vanity”, haircuts, barbers, gambling with haircuts, Super Pepsi Neu...

A nice lil' Sunday afternoon cast for our dear listeners. We talk about shouting matches, perspective, farting in someone's hand, tattoos, Alaska, 'Chising out twice, food, beverage, bars, Betty Knox, the Tamale Store, gas-filled windows, snow ...

Holy gd dm fkn sht it's a Friday night episode coming in HOT! We talk about Nashville, the Musician's Hall of Fame, RPDP Holdings, Kid Rock, RC Cola, soil, Salesforce, Zambia, the CIA (allegedly), playing on stage, soil, "the vibe", selling gui...

Hooray! A Saturday morning cast destined to be an instant classic. We talk about smoking DMT, the question mark, punctuation in general, wine, togas, crunchberries, golf, British speakers, rat Viagra, the devil in the details, and dumb little k...

Sunday cast so you Monday morning mofos are gettin' it hot off the press. We talk about market manipulation, the intricacies of a detachable penis, Metal Matt's weird podcast shit timer, the black pill, a reminder that you choose your level of ...

We talk about Status Audio products, RIP Val Kilmer, Twin Peaks, racist protests, ninjas, marketing ideas, racist business terms, DEBUT THE #1 SINGLE "LEMONADE" BY SCROT ON RPDP RECORDS, animals fighting, watching your mouth, snack baskets, set...

We talk about Aberdeen WA, Martin Luther T., the band L7, Portugal, gabapentin, getting hurt, woo powers, dick kicker weeks, a visit to the mail bag, McPizza, Power Rangers, dick draggers, channel 99, vampires, Jupiter, the new world order, and...

Thursday night and the RPDP offices are going off! We talk about fupas, Bose products, Komodo dragons, dumb jokes, Jurassic 5, punctuation, the mail bag a.k.a. the only bag we're fkn getting lately, new fans, new segments, new aliens, new laws,...

The RPDP offices opened early Saturday morning for this one! We talk about praying for a decent week, getting fucked over by your job, the need to escape, shower farts, AM talk radio, we hit some listener emails, coffee, shower shits, "Clippit"...

Hooray, recording on the Lord's day like the good Christian podcast we are. We talk about Matt's perpetual hangover, satanists, how much shit sucks right now, Int'l Women's Day, the bummer of Brent Hinds leaving Mastodon, Hot Shots Basketball, ...

We talk about the history of Mountain Dew and its variants over the years, the Cincinnati Ferris Wheel, the Victoria's Secret model with Down Syndrome, driving etiquette, eating ass, the effect of BMI on possible volcano eruptions, the new Term...