
RETAIN PARTS, DESTROY PARTS
Metal Matt and Cochise tackle the subjects and questions surrounding music, art, Zen, individuality, life, meaning amid chaos, gear, punk rock, relationships, and everything else. Beers are consumed, shit is talked, and truth is pursued.
Episodes
64 episodes
RPDP 65 "Canadian belt buckle" 06.16.25
And we’re back! We talk about big dogs, slack-key guitar, smoking weed and going to hell, smoking DMT and meeting elves, pineapples, swingers, church boners, Father’s Day, Hondas, auras, gongs, invisible poop, this no kings nonsense, ballpark h...
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Season 1
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Episode 85
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1:44:32

RPDP 64 "rpdpcares@gmail.com feat. IMMORTAL guest Nasty Pete!!!" 06.02.25
"This is what we've been waiting for, this is it boys, this is war!" (Name the song for two points.) Holy hell after no less than one year of badgering we did it. At long last the Immortal Nasty Pete joins Metal Matt and Cochise and hilarity en...
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Season 1
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Episode 84
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1:44:28

RPDP 63 "G** p*** m***** doppelganger" 05.26.25
Happy Memorial Day to our esteemed listeners! We talk about shaking work off, g** p*** m***** doppelgangers, pretty vs sexy, suits, IPAs, edamame, the kiss and tell mindset, Mexican pizza, the brown Chakra, wipeedoos, Easy Bake Ovens, #staybles...
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Season 1
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Episode 83
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1:28:31

RPDP 62 "Ripe" 05.19.25
Another afternoon cast on the Lord’s day. We talk about separation of Church and RPDP, DOOM The Dark Ages, Mortal Kombat movies and shit, the ghetto pass, hot coffee, shoes, the RPDP Knowledge College, tariffs, aerosolized fresheners, partners ...
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Season 1
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Episode 82
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1:45:54

RPDP 61 "Chicken fist" 05.12.25
Holy hell it’s an unprecedented, full moon, occult after midnight recording! We are cooking with serious gas. We talk about midnight, Matt’s philosophy of “laziness, cheapness, vanity”, haircuts, barbers, gambling with haircuts, Super Pepsi Neu...
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Season 1
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Episode 81
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1:50:24

RPDP 60 "Amelia Airbiscuit" 05.05.25
A nice lil' Sunday afternoon cast for our dear listeners. We talk about shouting matches, perspective, farting in someone's hand, tattoos, Alaska, 'Chising out twice, food, beverage, bars, Betty Knox, the Tamale Store, gas-filled windows, snow ...
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Season 1
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Episode 80
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1:19:39

RPDP 59 "Nashville renewed my faith in music" 04.28.25
Holy gd dm fkn sht it's a Friday night episode coming in HOT! We talk about Nashville, the Musician's Hall of Fame, RPDP Holdings, Kid Rock, RC Cola, soil, Salesforce, Zambia, the CIA (allegedly), playing on stage, soil, "the vibe", selling gui...
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Season 1
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Episode 79
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1:53:14

RPDP 58 "Rat Viagra" 04.21.25
Hooray! A Saturday morning cast destined to be an instant classic. We talk about smoking DMT, the question mark, punctuation in general, wine, togas, crunchberries, golf, British speakers, rat Viagra, the devil in the details, and dumb little k...
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Season 1
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Episode 78
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1:29:18

RPDP 57 "DOOKIE" 04.14.25
Sunday cast so you Monday morning mofos are gettin' it hot off the press. We talk about market manipulation, the intricacies of a detachable penis, Metal Matt's weird podcast shit timer, the black pill, a reminder that you choose your level of ...
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1:31:05

RPDP 56 "Stupid and illiterate" 04.07.25
We talk about Status Audio products, RIP Val Kilmer, Twin Peaks, racist protests, ninjas, marketing ideas, racist business terms, DEBUT THE #1 SINGLE "LEMONADE" BY SCROT ON RPDP RECORDS, animals fighting, watching your mouth, snack baskets, set...
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Season 1
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Episode 76
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2:00:50

RPDP 55 "The f**k is a lumbar?" 03.31.25
We talk about Aberdeen WA, Martin Luther T., the band L7, Portugal, gabapentin, getting hurt, woo powers, dick kicker weeks, a visit to the mail bag, McPizza, Power Rangers, dick draggers, channel 99, vampires, Jupiter, the new world order, and...
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Season 1
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Episode 75
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1:41:38

RPDP 54 "A creature like Gazoo" 03.24.25
Thursday night and the RPDP offices are going off! We talk about fupas, Bose products, Komodo dragons, dumb jokes, Jurassic 5, punctuation, the mail bag a.k.a. the only bag we're fkn getting lately, new fans, new segments, new aliens, new laws,...
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Season 1
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Episode 74
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1:45:24

RPDP 53 "Steamy box" 03.17.25
The RPDP offices opened early Saturday morning for this one! We talk about praying for a decent week, getting fucked over by your job, the need to escape, shower farts, AM talk radio, we hit some listener emails, coffee, shower shits, "Clippit"...
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Season 1
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Episode 73
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1:44:32

RPDP 52 "Unwieldy" 03.10.25
Hooray, recording on the Lord's day like the good Christian podcast we are. We talk about Matt's perpetual hangover, satanists, how much shit sucks right now, Int'l Women's Day, the bummer of Brent Hinds leaving Mastodon, Hot Shots Basketball, ...
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Season 1
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Episode 72
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1:29:02

RPDP 51 "Ferris wheels and fault lines" 03.03.25
We talk about the history of Mountain Dew and its variants over the years, the Cincinnati Ferris Wheel, the Victoria's Secret model with Down Syndrome, driving etiquette, eating ass, the effect of BMI on possible volcano eruptions, the new Term...
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Season 1
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Episode 71
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1:33:59

RPDP 50 "Hair Scare" 02.17.25
It’s a 50th episode spectacular! We talk about recording your girlfriend, dad jokes, skinheads, girls with short hair, a reminder that Cochise definitely didn’t smoke weed (in case you forgot MATT), Twin Peaks, anti-perspirant, global warming, ...
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Season 1
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Episode 70
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1:29:36

RPDP 49 "Hedgehoggin'" 02.10.25
We talk about Iranian women, Sega Genesis vs. PlayStation, getting chicks in a Subaru, what to do with shit, menudo, the Year of the Bag, the shroud of toga, Happy Meals, hypertrophy, the likely complicated legality of winking, bar games, fret ...
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Season 1
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Episode 69
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1:36:41

RPDP 48 "Used chalupas" 02.03.25
This evening we deal with more pesky RF noise ghosts and the theories have moved from gear-based to conspiratorial, we get all down on new technology, we reminisce about how TVs used to turn on right away, Mr. Rogers, we play a spirited game of...
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Season 1
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Episode 68
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1:23:33

RPDP 47 "Mechanical glory hole" 01.27.25
Friday night in the RPDP HQ with Business Chise at the big desk and a mentally exhausted Metal Matt. We talk about condoms, crypto (email us if you’re sick of this, ya fucks!), Babushkas, sliced pickles, death by millions, spinners (the rims, n...
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Season 1
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Episode 67
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1:57:07

RPDP 46 "Pink sinking missile" 01.20.25
Another Friday night cast, another box of wine, another day at the RPDP offices. We talk about crypto, names for AI, animals, the main vein media, American Gladiators, anime vs. cartoons, shitty dates, that pesky red heifer, the C’s and the D’s...
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Season 1
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Episode 66
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1:53:54

RPDP 45 "Ferengian brow ridge" 01.13.25
A rare Friday night episode and (spoiler alert!) Metal Matt gets wine drunk. We talk about tucking your shirt in, podcast metrics with Matty, the RPDP Knowledge College, silver foxes, single chicks in bars, tribute bands vs. cover bands, gettin...
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Season 1
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Episode 65
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1:41:10

RPDP 44 "Gas station blumpkins" 01.06.25
If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know. It’s a brand new year at the RPDP offices and we’re so fkn happy about it we don’t even mention it. We do, however, talk about doctorates, pen names, cigar tasting notes, Cuba, c...
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Season 1
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Episode 64
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1:31:47

RPDP 43 "Ch*ck E. Cheesecoin something something" 12.30.24
Another fine day at the RPDP HQ. We talk about liquor taxes, grease, fast food, crypto corner with Cochise, Quitter’s Day, reindeer, bobber economics, Chise’s famous slop recipe, thoughts on nutrition (we know we can’t say “advice” because we’r...
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Season 1
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Episode 63
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1:47:12

RPDP 42 "Schrödinger's turd" 12.23.24
We talk about fine art, the Chisenasty Tapes, Matt finished reading the Bandini Quartet, ingredient X in Miller Lite, dictators, Project Blue Beam, the gold bullet hole, the motion picture JAWS, triggers, rich people, steroids, not dating, and ...
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Season 1
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Episode 62
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1:35:21

RPDP 41 "Aliens are boycotting Earth" 12.16.24
We talk about Metallica, open-door dumping, that Cochise absolutely did not smoke weed, Jello puddin’, a very small segment of gear talk, boxers vs. briefs vs. togas, aliens, and of course Fear, News, & Weather at the top of the hour. ...
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Season 1
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Episode 61
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1:43:17
