This is a big one! Longest RPDP ever! We talk about church, prime rib, expensive dinners, Caipirinhas, Brazilian steakhouses, PB&J's, weird erectile dysfunction meds, the Nintendo Power Glove, and THE MAIN EVENT: Metal Matt breaks down all ...

Saturday night rock and roll! We talk about parking spaces, threatening notes, broccoli heads, Saved By the Bell, Sears catalogs, Betty Knox sightings, Crowbar, the fine print, RPDP Legal and the big swinging you knows, Victoria's Secret custom...

Yeah we talk about a bunch of shit. Go listen to Black Sabbath and Mastodon.

And we’re back! We talk about big dogs, slack-key guitar, smoking weed and going to hell, smoking DMT and meeting elves, pineapples, swingers, church boners, Father’s Day, Hondas, auras, gongs, invisible poop, this no kings nonsense, ballpark h...

"This is what we've been waiting for, this is it boys, this is war!" (Name the song for two points.) Holy hell after no less than one year of badgering we did it. At long last the Immortal Nasty Pete joins Metal Matt and Cochise and hilarity en...

Happy Memorial Day to our esteemed listeners! We talk about shaking work off, g** p*** m***** doppelgangers, pretty vs sexy, suits, IPAs, edamame, the kiss and tell mindset, Mexican pizza, the brown Chakra, wipeedoos, Easy Bake Ovens, #staybles...

Another afternoon cast on the Lord’s day. We talk about separation of Church and RPDP, DOOM The Dark Ages, Mortal Kombat movies and shit, the ghetto pass, hot coffee, shoes, the RPDP Knowledge College, tariffs, aerosolized fresheners, partners ...

Holy hell it’s an unprecedented, full moon, occult after midnight recording! We are cooking with serious gas. We talk about midnight, Matt’s philosophy of “laziness, cheapness, vanity”, haircuts, barbers, gambling with haircuts, Super Pepsi Neu...

A nice lil' Sunday afternoon cast for our dear listeners. We talk about shouting matches, perspective, farting in someone's hand, tattoos, Alaska, 'Chising out twice, food, beverage, bars, Betty Knox, the Tamale Store, gas-filled windows, snow ...

Holy gd dm fkn sht it's a Friday night episode coming in HOT! We talk about Nashville, the Musician's Hall of Fame, RPDP Holdings, Kid Rock, RC Cola, soil, Salesforce, Zambia, the CIA (allegedly), playing on stage, soil, "the vibe", selling gui...

Hooray! A Saturday morning cast destined to be an instant classic. We talk about smoking DMT, the question mark, punctuation in general, wine, togas, crunchberries, golf, British speakers, rat Viagra, the devil in the details, and dumb little k...

Sunday cast so you Monday morning mofos are gettin' it hot off the press. We talk about market manipulation, the intricacies of a detachable penis, Metal Matt's weird podcast shit timer, the black pill, a reminder that you choose your level of ...

We talk about Status Audio products, RIP Val Kilmer, Twin Peaks, racist protests, ninjas, marketing ideas, racist business terms, DEBUT THE #1 SINGLE "LEMONADE" BY SCROT ON RPDP RECORDS, animals fighting, watching your mouth, snack baskets, set...

We talk about Aberdeen WA, Martin Luther T., the band L7, Portugal, gabapentin, getting hurt, woo powers, dick kicker weeks, a visit to the mail bag, McPizza, Power Rangers, dick draggers, channel 99, vampires, Jupiter, the new world order, and...

Thursday night and the RPDP offices are going off! We talk about fupas, Bose products, Komodo dragons, dumb jokes, Jurassic 5, punctuation, the mail bag a.k.a. the only bag we're fkn getting lately, new fans, new segments, new aliens, new laws,...

The RPDP offices opened early Saturday morning for this one! We talk about praying for a decent week, getting fucked over by your job, the need to escape, shower farts, AM talk radio, we hit some listener emails, coffee, shower shits, "Clippit"...

Hooray, recording on the Lord's day like the good Christian podcast we are. We talk about Matt's perpetual hangover, satanists, how much shit sucks right now, Int'l Women's Day, the bummer of Brent Hinds leaving Mastodon, Hot Shots Basketball, ...

We talk about the history of Mountain Dew and its variants over the years, the Cincinnati Ferris Wheel, the Victoria's Secret model with Down Syndrome, driving etiquette, eating ass, the effect of BMI on possible volcano eruptions, the new Term...

It’s a 50th episode spectacular! We talk about recording your girlfriend, dad jokes, skinheads, girls with short hair, a reminder that Cochise definitely didn’t smoke weed (in case you forgot MATT), Twin Peaks, anti-perspirant, global warming, ...

We talk about Iranian women, Sega Genesis vs. PlayStation, getting chicks in a Subaru, what to do with shit, menudo, the Year of the Bag, the shroud of toga, Happy Meals, hypertrophy, the likely complicated legality of winking, bar games, fret ...

This evening we deal with more pesky RF noise ghosts and the theories have moved from gear-based to conspiratorial, we get all down on new technology, we reminisce about how TVs used to turn on right away, Mr. Rogers, we play a spirited game of...

Friday night in the RPDP HQ with Business Chise at the big desk and a mentally exhausted Metal Matt. We talk about condoms, crypto (email us if you’re sick of this, ya fucks!), Babushkas, sliced pickles, death by millions, spinners (the rims, n...

Another Friday night cast, another box of wine, another day at the RPDP offices. We talk about crypto, names for AI, animals, the main vein media, American Gladiators, anime vs. cartoons, shitty dates, that pesky red heifer, the C’s and the D’s...

A rare Friday night episode and (spoiler alert!) Metal Matt gets wine drunk. We talk about tucking your shirt in, podcast metrics with Matty, the RPDP Knowledge College, silver foxes, single chicks in bars, tribute bands vs. cover bands, gettin...

If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know. It’s a brand new year at the RPDP offices and we’re so fkn happy about it we don’t even mention it. We do, however, talk about doctorates, pen names, cigar tasting notes, Cuba, c...