RPDP 44 "Gas station blumpkins" 01.06.25

If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know. 

It’s a brand new year at the RPDP offices and we’re so fkn happy about it we don’t even mention it. We do, however, talk about doctorates, pen names, cigar tasting notes, Cuba, cold showers, dealbreakers, Margaret Thatcher, Bigfoot, we finally discover where the line really is, and NPC assholes just like your neighbors. 

Is it cold where you are? Even in AZ it’s damn 41F in the morning right now. January’s vibe as a month is the same as getting socks for Christmas when you were a kid. As I grumpily don my Converge hoodie in the morning I curse January for the wretched cockblock that it is. Then again it’s usually close to 70 before noon so I should shut up on this one. 

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