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Metal Matt and Cochise tackle the subjects and questions surrounding music, art, Zen, individuality, life, meaning amid chaos, gear, punk rock, relationships, and everything else. Beers are consumed, shit is talked, and truth is pursued.
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RPDP 45 "Ferengian brow ridge" 01.13.25
A rare Friday night episode and (spoiler alert!) Metal Matt gets wine drunk. We talk about tucking your shirt in, podcast metrics with Matty, the RPDP Knowledge College, silver foxes, single chicks in bars, tribute bands vs. cover bands, getting smacked on the side of the head (note: this is NOT slapped in the face), tonsil stones, customer service calls, the OnlyFans conundrum, annexing Canada, and the real ass to mouth.
Dispatch from the morning:
It was a good time recording this episode. I drank 2.5 bottles of wine and got gloriously belligerent, much to the chagrin of my co-host. I woke up hungover as shit. There’s no free lunch in nature, kids. If I could I’d punch Whole Foods right in the dick for hyping this organic wine that won’t make you hungover. Yeah, it won’t make you hungover if you’re a pussy who drinks three glasses of wine and then three gallons of water. Those dickless pieces of shit won’t get a hangover from anything. How about some respect for the seasoned drunks out there like myself who really test and ultimately disprove your bullshit claims? I had shit to do today, man. That’s alright, I tell myself, you’ve gotten through plenty of times before, Matty. That’s true. At least I don’t have to go to fucking work.
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