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Metal Matt and Cochise tackle the subjects and questions surrounding music, art, Zen, individuality, life, meaning amid chaos, gear, punk rock, relationships, and everything else. Beers are consumed, shit is talked, and truth is pursued.
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RPDP 47 "Mechanical glory hole" 01.27.25
Friday night in the RPDP HQ with Business Chise at the big desk and a mentally exhausted Metal Matt. We talk about condoms, crypto (email us if you’re sick of this, ya fucks!), Babushkas, sliced pickles, death by millions, spinners (the rims, not the incredible soul band you should totally give a listen to. Seriously, go put on “Rubberband Man” or “I’ll Be Around” and tell me I’m fkn wrong. Spoiler alert: I’m not. The Spinners rule hard. Legendary. I have that shit on vinyl.), shit tests, hairy nipples, wearing shoes on the wrong feet, Marilyn Manson, the mark of the beast, Roman helmets, and ass itch.
I hate that it’s so “in character” or “brand” for me but yeah, I’m hungover today. Not impossibly hungover, but I hit both prerequisites for being hungover. I was 1) up way past my bedtime and 2) wasted. I went to Fry’s (AZ grocery chain, basically the local Kroger affiliate) to procure some supplies (hair of the dog) before I sat down to edit and it felt really good to just be out among normal ass motherfuckers. Everybody is just doing the best they can including me, Cochise, and probably you. We’re faced with impossible odds on this galactic truck stop glory hole of a prison planet and yet there’s solace to be found. I am listening to Allegaeon’s third album “Elements of the Infinite” at punishing volume and it rules. I made a new friend last week. This is solace. I guess I’m real soft-shell Matty today. Actually I’m like that all the time. I want everybody to be alright and not be a dick and have a nice time in this realm. I lost the thread here. God bless John Denver. Don’t be a dick today. Stop and smell the roses. I’m pouring another.
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