This week Dean explains just how much a tonne of gardening waste looks like. Clelia proposes a new law where people acting like pillocks can be convicted while John revels in the Ryanair way. All this and a charming ad for Bumble Bee Gardens. S...

This episode is so OLD, it was recorded when we had a different title for the podcast - that being said it remains a fascinating journey between Clelia's recollection of a holiday to Spain that went horrifically wrong, thanks to the heat in the...

John hatches a plan to revolutionise the dating game with a new app called 'Likeable', Dean recounts the time he thought he could teach himself to play the clarinet (in a week). And Clelia demands more Wings from Paul McCartney. Wherever you ar...

John wrests back control of the pod, only for Dean to undermine his efforts. Clelia records remotely and is not remotely interested in John from the start. Wherever you are drop in from there.

What happens when the writer loses control of the recording session? CHAOS! Dean has 'a thought'. Clelia has 'a vision'. John has a headache. And still we scramble through to promote an imaginary optician called 'O'Malley & Sons'.