This week Dean explains just how much a tonne of gardening waste looks like. Clelia proposes a new law where people acting like pillocks can be convicted while John revels in the Ryanair way. All this and a charming ad for Bumble Bee Gardens. S...

This episode is so OLD, it was recorded when we had a different title for the podcast - that being said it remains a fascinating journey between Clelia's recollection of a holiday to Spain that went horrifically wrong, thanks to the heat in the...

John hatches a plan to revolutionise the dating game with a new app called 'Likeable', Dean recounts the time he thought he could teach himself to play the clarinet (in a week). And Clelia demands more Wings from Paul McCartney. Wherever you ar...

John wrests back control of the pod, only for Dean to undermine his efforts. Clelia records remotely and is not remotely interested in John from the start. Wherever you are drop in from there.

What happens when the writer loses control of the recording session? CHAOS! Dean has 'a thought'. Clelia has 'a vision'. John has a headache. And still we scramble through to promote an imaginary optician called 'O'Malley & Sons'. 

Art imitates life as John, showing no concern for his friend Clelia's health is instead inspired to create a medicine curing sickly stomachs. Dean's follows suit by demonstrating more sympathy for the devil than Clelia. Is this breaking point f...

Clelia discusses the Catch 22 of which to prioritise - immaculate face or an immaculate home? John admits to face blindness greeting everyone with a jaunty 'mate'. And Dean considers a new business venture...'Scimitar Shave'. So wherever you ar...

We debate the wonders of household chores and how they can be...not wonderful. John regrets doing karaoke while Clelia regrets mistaking her hoover end for headphones. All in all it's a humdinger. So, wherever you are...drop in from there.

We are joined by the wonderful Dominic Lawrence - a talented actor and wildly successful content creator. We ask him about lots of things we don’t understand and he’s very patient. So wherever you are…drop in from there.

We wonder whether vegetables could be sold to teenagers if they were made to feel more...'dangerous'. Clelia finds it remarkably challenging to be sensual in a sound booth while sitting next to John - he eventually leaves the room. On returning...

Clelia reveals a worryingly poor perception of the size of 6 inches, Dean confesses that audio engineering isn’t as easy as it looks and John revels in the podcast’s growing international audience. Wherever you are…drop in from there.

Art imitates life as John writes a script for a decongestant nasal spray while searching for the very same thing. Clelia explains why laughing is so hard for actors. Dean explains the mysteries of sound waves. And the question is asked when chi...

In this episode John asks Clelia whether she is an #actor or a #thespian while Dean muses on the need for sound engineers to listen to the wild #unplugged . The ad this week is for LMD Insurance and is all about turning facts into savings. Clel...

The task in hand is to record an ad for an exotic fruit juice, something John instantly regrets as poetry is hard. Dean empathises while explaining his previous attempts at songwriting. Clelia reacts to some interesting direction which at one p...

We’re joined by a REAL ACTOR - Mark Lambert - for an incredible episode. We taste test Christmas treats, talk all things drama and create an ad to sell…Mass…at Christmas. Yes. We’re probably going to get sued.Until then, wherever you are......

This week things take a turn for the tasty when an innocent conversation about the dream fridge filler turns to Christmas treats - turns out Dean and John are devotees of the pork pie. John explains the nadir of a credit card featuring a woodpe...

Dean takes on a stylish new look that demands discussion, John brings us news of the International Sheepdog Trials while Clelia responds with more supreme acting and a good narrative. We also bring our focus to bear on hard hitting tac...

John revels in Luton Town becoming a Premier League club. Dean and Clelia discuss why there are so few funny ads any more. John realises there may be a generational gap when it comes to childhood TV experiences. Dean explains the lack of emotio...

John talks Doppelgängers and days of future past, Dean obsesses over ponytails and Clelia sets her future ambitions on the table while learning how average she is. And we create an ad for a brand that will help you remember everything.

Dean imagines Kate Winslet as a cat, Clelia learns why ads are 30 seconds long and John wrestles with how not to insult cat owners.